Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 69: Justaway Is a Justaway! Nothing More, Nothing Less!

"You too," Tsukuyo said as she leaned against the wall. She took out her pipe and took a puff. Then, she looked at the sky in the distance.

"Hey, can you two stop being like this?" Shinpachi said with a dark face, "It's just like a group of married women coming together to complain about their husband! Miss Tsukuyo is one thing, but what's wrong with this old woman?"

"Hey! Your four eyes are really asking for a beating!" Otose shouted.

"Who would marry an unreliable man who only knows how to play games at home or suddenly disappear for two weeks? Don't talk nonsense!" Tsukuyo retorted.

"That's true. My silver-haired naturally wavy hair is about the same..." Otose continued.

"Hey! It looks more like it just now!"

"Speaking of which, we found the location of the two idiots." As she spoke, Tsukuyo took out a folded piece of paper and handed it to Shinpachi.

Shinpachi looked at the two pieces of paper in front of him and fell into deep thought. He could not calm down for a long time. However, in the end, Shinpachi raised his head and looked at Otose. He said, "I will keep your relationship with Gin-san a secret from Kagura..."

"Hey! You are too infuriating!" Otose smash the piece of paper she took from Shinpachi's hand to his head, "Who would marry such an unreliable man? Unless my brain is severely burned!"

"This condition has already been met! This face has already been splashed with sulfuric acid!" Shinpachi retorted.

"Whose face was splashed with sulfuric acid! Do you want to die? You four-eyed virgin!"

Ignoring the ruckus between the two, Tsukuyo glanced in Yorozuya's direction and turned to leave.

The factory director looked at the virgin boy in front of him who had no characteristics at all, and then looked at the resume in his hand. He asked aloud, "Yamazaki... what's the word behind it?"

"Sagaru, Yamazaki Sagaru!" Yamazaki replied.

'Yes, I'm a spy for the Shinsengumi... ' Before Yamazaki could finish recalling, he was called to a stop by a certain author.

[A certain author]: Please compress your recollection into five words.

[Hey?!] Yamazaki thought for a while and began to recall again, 'I am an undercover spy!'

The factory manager with glasses brought Yamazaki to the workshop.

"I see, so you were also fired," The factory manager said as he walked, "Recently, the streets are full of unemployed Samurai."

'Of course, I have not lost my job. In fact, it's my job that brings me here. ' Yamazaki thought as he looked around.

"In the past, I used to walk around the world with a sword hanging from my waist." Finally, the factory manager led Yamazaki to the production workshop. At the same time, he said with some emotion, "It's like this now. There are many Samurai here like you who are in dire straits. We are all kindred spirits. Get along well."

After saying that, the factory manager looked at the employees working on the assembly line and shouted, "Everyone, a newcomer has joined!"

"Good!" x2

Hearing this, Yamazaki looked over. This time, he saw two familiar people appear there

"Eh! Aren't the two of you... Yorozuya's boss and... the boss of that place? Why are you guys in this place?"

As he spoke, Yamazaki walked over to Gintoki and Kawaki and whispered, "It's me, Shinsengumi's Yamazaki. In fact, I sneaked in here to do a secret investigation because there are some secrets."

"Let me tell you out of kindness. These two guys have lost their memories. The past has been forgotten." The factory chief reminded Yamazaki from behind.

"Amnesia?" Yamazaki was shocked.

"That's what happened. I'm really sorry." Gintoki said apologetically, "You seem to be my old friend, but I can't remember. What's the Shinsengumi? Can I call you Shin-chan?"

"Hey! I told you it was a secret investigation!" Yamazaki hurriedly stopped him.

"Ah. I said it out loud..."

"No, he should be called virgin, right?" Kawaki raised his head and said with a frown.

"Ah, you are right. Anyone who sees him will think of the words [humble virgin]. He is just like his name." Gintoki nodded and did not comment.

"Hey! Have you two really lost your memories?"

"Hey! Kid, what are you doing" The factory manager stood in front of Yamazaki and scolded, "If one person on the assembly line makes a mistake, the whole line stops!!"

"Su... Sumimasen..." Yamazaki lowered his head and replied softly.

"Do you think an apology will be useful" The factory manager scolded, "How many times do you want me to say it? What's so difficult about it!" As he spoke, the factory manager personally demonstrated, "Just put this on this and put it here. Isn't that enough?"

After that, the factory manager placed the assembled Justaways dolls on the table.

"In the end, what exactly are they doing?" Yamazaki asked as he picked up the Justaways dolls, "What exactly is this factory producing?"

"Are you an idiot?" The factory head continued, "Of course, it's producing Justaways dolls."

"So, I'm just asking you what exactly is these Justaways dolls!" Yamazaki picked up Justaways dolls and asked the factory director.

The whole thing was made of three parts, a red cylinder, a half ball painted with eyes and mouth, and two small wooden sticks as arms.

"A Justaway is a Justaway. Nothing more, nothing less.!"

"But it's just a piece of junk.!" Yamazaki shouted, "Look at this, How am I supposed to care about making one!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a heart! Just do it!" As he spoke, the factory manager looked at Gintoki who was on the other side, "Look at Sakata..."

They saw that Gintoki was quickly assembling the Justaway dolls.

"As expected of Sakata-san. In an instant, he produced a batch of Justaways!" One of the workers said.

"Looks like he will be the next factory manager..." The factory manager also sighed with emotion. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki on the other side and instantly rushed over in anger.

"Hey! What are you assembling here?!"

"JustAK!" As he spoke, Kawaki raised an AK47.

"Hey! How did you use these things to assemble an AK? It's too unscientific!" Yamazaki complained.

"Ah, like this," Kawaki demonstrated to Yamazaki, "First put the ball on the cylinder, then insert two wooden sticks into the holes of the cylinder, and finally [boom] it's done."

After saying that, Kawaki raised his newly completed JustAK.

"Hey! It's something else entirely! What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!" Yamazaki complained, "What happened at the moment of [Boom]?!"

"Actually, it's not just [boom], but also [click]. Many people even use [swoosh] instead, but I don't recommend it~" Kawaki said seriously.

"Can you change so much just by adding a sound?!" Yamazaki shouted.

"What have you done with the raw materials I have worked so hard to prepare?!" The factory manager scolded, "If you don't know how to do it, go and ask Sakata! You entered the factory at the same time. Look at you, then look at Sakata."

"It's annoying, Uncle," Kawaki waved his hand and said, "I can't get along with that guy..."

Looking at the quarrel between Kawaki and the factory manager, Yamazaki didn't know what to say

Lunchtime.

Kawaki and Gintoki were dragged out of the factory by Yamazaki, the reason was that he was worried that his identities would be exposed by them during the meal.

The three of them sat on the steps, Yamazaki in the middle, and Kawaki and Gintoki on both sides of Yamazaki.

"Yes... I haven't found any clues yet... Yes, but it's not like we haven't found any... such as AK or something..." Yamazaki said to the other side of the line. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki. However, just as he finished speaking, Yamazaki heard even more shocking news, "Huh! Really?! I understand! I'll be right back!"

"Two bosses, I'm checking out of here!" Yamazaki put down his phone and said to the two of them, "Apparently, Chief Kondo has gone missing..."

"Jimmy, don't get discouraged because of that. No one can do it well at first. You have to adapt." Gintoki said with a serious face.

"That's it. If you work hard, you can make what you want, like me! For example, JustDT and the like." Kawaki said with a serious face.

"Who are you calling Jimmy? Although I did come here to do an [confidential] investigation," Yamazaki shouted and looked at Kawaki at the same time, "Also, who wants to make JustDT they like! Don't add any strange dreams to others without permission! Also, the JustAK you made is ridiculous! How did you do it!"

"Even if you say so..." Kawaki frowned and was about to give a long speech, but was stopped by Yamazaki.

"Anyway, you two better leave as soon as possible. The factory manager here is actually telling a big lie." Yamazaki continued to persuade, "To the public, he's a humanitarian taking care of down-and-out samurai who can't find jobs. But it's rumored that he actually shelters terrorists until he can carry out his plan to overthrow the Bakufu! There are also rumors that this place is secretly producing weapons for the terrorists. Moreover, he has a large number of lethal weapons and wants to cause some terrible activities. In short, there is nothing good."

"Although that is the case, I only found this thing..." After saying that, Yamazaki sighed and took out an assembled Justaways.

"This is wrong!" Kawaki instantly took back the Justaways. In the blink of an eye, he finished dismantling and reassembled it, "This is the JustAK that I personally assembled for you. You must remember us~"

After saying that, Kawaki could not hide his sadness. He brushed his face with one hand and handed the AK-47 in his other hand to Yamazaki, "Although we have only known each other for such a short period of time, but... that kind of mentality of facing us with [a lifetime destined virgin], I really... admire you! Wuuuu... "

"Who are you saying is destined to be a virgin forever?" Yamazaki shouted and threw the AK in his hand to the ground at the same time he said, "Also, what do you want me to do with this farewell gift?"

"No, don't think too complicated. If you add this, it will become [a lifetime destined virgin with AK] and the number of words will become longer," Kawaki said seriously.

"It's just an extra AK! There are no other changes at all! Hey! It's still [a lifetime destined virgin!]" Yamazaki was so angry that he wanted to hammer Kawaki, "Also! Don't assemble this kind of thing! If this goes on, you will become an accomplice of the terrorist factory manager!"