Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 68: Be Polite When Asking Others!

After the onmyoji heard this, he finally fainted from anger and slowly lowered his hand.

"That's right. No matter what, you can't just extend your middle finger, right?" Kawaki said in a low voice. At the same time, he shouted at Douman, "This guy has already admitted his mistake! So please spare him!"

"Hey! Listen to me!" Douman was a little angry, "You decide what to do there for yourself!"

"Ah, I almost forgot about my business." Kawaki suddenly remembered his purpose of coming here, and then he ran to Douman in an instant.

Looking at Kawaki who was rushing towards him, Douman unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "You... What do you want to do?!"

Kawaki instantly arrived in front of Douman and instantly stopped in his tracks. With a 90-degree bow, his head smashed right into Douman's chest.

Douman was directly sent flying

"Please! Please let me meet your wife!" Kawaki lowered his head and shouted. He completely did not notice that Douman had been knocked flying by him.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... half a minute passed, Kawaki did not hear any sound. In the end, Kawaki could not help but lookup.

He saw that Douman was lying on the ground ten meters away and his mouth was foaming.

"Hey!" Kawaki instantly ran over and helped Douman up, shaking him non-stop, "Hold on! Are you okay? Hey!"

"Who was it! Who was it that was so ruthless!" Kawaki closed his eyes and a trace of unbearable expression appeared on his face, "To actually be so ruthless when you are not prepared! You are simply not a human!"

Douman reached out his trembling hand and slowly pointed at Kawaki. After about a second, Douman completely fainted, and his hand also lowered

Kawaki understood and turned his head to see that it was the bald onmyoji who had just admitted his prank. He instantly became angry and rushed over.

"Hey! Aren't you going too far!" Kawaki scolded, "It's already very impolite to smear someone's face! How dare you do such a sneak attack! Are you still a human?! Wake up! Don't think that you can deny everything by pretending to be dead! Your leader just pointed at you!"

"Handsome guy over there, are you looking for me?" A girl came from behind Kawaki.

Kawaki instantly released the bald onmyoji. At the same time, he looked in the direction of the voice. He did not notice that the onmyoji that he had just released fell to the ground, his head fell to the ground first. It seemed that he had a concussion at the very least.

"Who are you?" Kawaki turned around and saw a woman in a pink kimono standing on the high wall. She was looking at him with a smile, "Don't stand so high. Miss, it's very dangerous. What if you accidentally fall and hit someone? What if you can't hit someone and hit flowers and plants? Even if you can't hit anything, what if you hit your own Oppai? It's flat to begin with, what if it's completely flattened..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, anchor Ketsuno could not help but summon Gedoumaru. Gedoumaru understood and rushed straight at Kawaki, holding the huge iron mace in her hand.

"Hey! This girl is also very strange!" Kawaki said as he caught Gedoumaru's mace. Without any effort, he grabbed it, "It's very dangerous for a girl to take such a thing. Don't play with such big sticks. But when you get married, it'll be fine. After you get married, you can play every day..."

Without waiting for Kawaki to finish speaking, Gedoumaru kicked Kawaki in the stomach.

"Ugh..." Kawaki was in pain, but he still did not care. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and continued to chatter, "It's not good to be violent like this. After marriage, your husband will not be able to stand it. What if you get divorced because of this domestic violence? The judge will definitely be on the side of the man. Don't think that they will be biased towards you just because you are a woman. But if you can abandon violence and iron sticks, the judge might also favor you... "

As he spoke, Kawaki fell into deep thought and muttered to himself, "Right, what should I do with this?"

"Then I'll chop the judge up too..." The young girl's voice sounded.

"Ah! It really is a good idea!" Kawaki raised his head and looked at Gedoumaru with approval. However, he immediately reacted, "Good my ass! Where did you get your education!"

"From Lady Crystel," The girl replied.

"Crystel? Who is that?" Kawaki continued, "But it doesn't matter. I advise you to seriously learn some common sense. Also, what's with this dress? What's with the two horns on your head? I don't understand children of your age. But you can't play too far, you know, no matter how much you escape from reality, you can't enter other dimensions..."

"Are you done yet?" The girl glanced at Kawaki, "If you are done, return my weapon to me. Also, if you are looking for my master, Ketsuno Crystel, that's the one at the back."

"No, no, no," Kawaki shook his head like a rattle drum, "I'm looking for anchor Ketsuno, not Ketsuno Crystel! Also, did you just say master? You definitely said it, right?"

As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at Ketsuno. At the same time, he whispered into Gedoumaru's ear, "Are you guys still playing this kind of game? Isn't it too early? Moreover... forget it, I'm not the kind of person who discriminates against other people's sexual orientation..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he felt the cold air behind him getting heavier and heavier. Before he could turn around, he was punched by Ketsuno who had appeared behind him at some point in time.

"Gedoumaru, let's go." With that, Ketsuno turned around and left.

"Yes."

"Wait!" Kawaki rubbed his head and stood up, "Well, since you live here, you must know anchor Ketsuno!"

Hearing this, Gedoumaru stopped, turned her head and pointed to Ketsuno beside her, and said to Kawaki, "This is anchor Ketsuno, and at the same time, he is onmyoji Ketsuno Crystel..."

Before Gedoumaru could finish, Kawaki rushed over and instantly held Ketsuno's hand with a sincere face and said, "Please! Please..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he saw Ketsuno take out a pen and paper from her pocket and sign it then hand it over to Kawaki.

"Ah, I wasn't talking about this..."

"Ah? Could it be that you want to sign it on your clothes?" Ketsuno said as she tore off a piece from Kawaki's clothes and signed it.

"It's not this either..."

"Ah, is the part wrong?" As she spoke, Ketsuno once again tore a piece off Kawaki's clothes.

"Perhaps it should be here." As she spoke, Gedoumaru also tore off a piece from Kawaki's clothes.

"Ah, it really should be here."

"It should be here."

"Perhaps it's here."

"No, here."

When he came back to his senses, Kawaki looked at the kimono that he had, not knowing what to say.

"It's not this!" Kawaki roared, "Can you guys stop playing by yourselves! Listen to people!"

[Foreign Voice]: Do you have the qualifications to talk about this to others?!!

After a long explanation, Ketsuno finally understood Kawaki's purpose.

"So, you want me to meet your friend, a loyal fan of mine who has amnesia, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" Kawaki quickly replied. At the same time, he grabbed Ketsuno's hand and ran, "Well, in short, I'll leave it to you!"

This is the whole process of Kawaki and Ketsuno getting to know each other

"Hey, let alone Gin-san, even Kawaki-san has lost his memory! What should we do?" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Gintoki who stood up and looked at each other again and sighed.

At this time, Kawaki and Gintoki punched each other at the same time, and the result was that both of them spat blood and flew out at the same time.

"Hey! What are you two doing!" Shinpachi quickly rushed over and helped Kawaki up. On the other side, Kagura also helped Gintoki up.

"I don't know what's going on. When I see that face, I unconsciously want to give it a beating..." Kawaki wiped the blood from his nose and said at the same time.

"I don't know what's going on. When I see that face, I can't control my hands..." Gintoki wiped the blood from his mouth and said.

"Hey! Is your relationship so bad?" Shinpachi complained, "Aren't you friends who have been friends since you were young?"

"Hey, who are you?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi in surprise and stood up, "Don't pretend to be familiar with me."

As he said that, Kawaki snorted and turned to leave.

"Hey! Did you create some other personality? What's with this proud personality!" Shinpachi complained and looked at Kagura who was squatting on the ground, "Kagura? What's wrong with you?"

"Gin-chan, he... Gin-chan, he..." Kagura said as she raised her head, "Gin-chan really left-aru..."

"Eh?! When?!" Shinpachi panicked and looked around, "Kawaki-san is also missing! Why is it getting worse and worse?"

"Hey, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi shouted, "Now is not the time to be sad. I'll go find the two of them first. Go to Yoshiwara and ask Miss Tsukuyo to help us find them!"

As he spoke, Shinpachi began to run to find them

"It has already been two weeks. I don't know where that idiot is either." Otose opened the door and looked at her own house's second floor, the tattered Yorozuya.

"Not an idiot, but two idiots," Tsukuyo walked over and said, "But we have found their location..."

"It's not easy for you to have such an unreliable master." Otose looked at the person who came and then leaned against the wall to light a cigarette for herself.