Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 70: Explosion Does Not Need a Principle! Just Like the Temper of Menopause, It Will Explode if It Explodes!

"You actually said that the factory manager's uncle is a pervert! What a joke!" Gintoki instantly stood up and retorted, "Uncle is the great benefactor who took me in!"

"Although I don't understand what you are saying." Yamazaki was confused, "Speaking of which, boss, what happened to you?"

"I can't accept my sloppy self in the past. I have made up my mind to let everything start over again..."

"Boss, you..." After a moment of silence, Yamazaki finally continued, "It's like this. Although I feel that it's a bit of a pity, you did look quite sloppy in the past. Even Chief Kondo and Captain Okita were inferior to you..."

At this moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three, it's time to start working."

"I won't say anymore. Then I'll take my leave," Yamazaki said as he picked up Kawaki, who was busy eating lunch boxes and occasionally picking up food from Gintoki's lunch box, "I'll take this guy with me too. After all, it's too dangerous to leave him here. There might be no weapons of mass destruction. But because this guy, maybe..."

Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped and heard a familiar voice coming from behind him.

"Sakata-san, could you look at my Justaway? What do you think of it?"

Kondo was also wearing a worker's uniform. At the same time, he handed Gintoki a Justaway.

"Well." Gintoki took the Justaway and check it, then said, "I think you should lift this up just a bit, Gorilla-san"

"Bastard, what are you doing here!" Yamazaki punched Kondo with his veins popping out.

"Gorilla-san!" Gintoki shouted as he rushed towards Kondo, who was lying on the ground, and helped him up, "Gorilla-san, get a hold of yourself!"

Hello? I found the idiot. Yes. I'm taking him back right away." Yamazaki said while on the phone.

"Jimmy, what are you doing" Gintoki turned his head and complained for Kondo.

"Gorilla-san has amnesia just like me! His brain's like a cheap game console! Bump it and it freezes!!" Gintoki shouted.

"Amnesia" Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, "Chief, you can't be! You are already such an idiot, yet you still play with such a troublesome thing like amnesia! Do you want to be more idiotic?!"

"Jimmy, what you said is too much," Gintoki retorted, "Even an idiot has his own troubles,"

"Don't say anymore. I've had enough of it. You guys really know how to cause trouble for others!" Yamazaki said as he walked towards Kondo, "Anyway, Chief, please go back with me."

"Stop!" Kondo turned his head with a few Justaway in his arms and retorted while sobbing, "I am determined to become the number one Justaway expert in Edo! I have already made an agreement with the factory manager! No matter what, I must get the first place for him to see!"

"Hey, all three of you, calm down!" Finally, after a long period of thought, Kawaki spoke. He pointed at Yamazaki and said, "Is this guy deliberately pretending to be our acquaintance and trying to trick us? Is he trying to kidnap a gorilla with amnesia into a circus or something?"

"How is that possible!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this possibility is very high, Kawaki-san..." At some point in time, Kondo had already arrived behind Kawaki. He carefully hid behind Kawaki, "Hey, who exactly are you? What is your purpose?"

"So didn't I tell you? I was sent by Shinsengumi to be an undercover spy!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Don't move!" Kawaki held the AK and forced Yamazaki to a corner, "Put your hands on your head and turn your back!".

After saying that, Kawaki winked at Kondo. Kondo understood and directly walked over to search for Yamazaki's clothes. In the end, he only found a cell phone.

"It's just a cell phone. There is no evidence to prove your identity!" Kawaki sneered and pointed at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what is your purpose? Do you want to sell the gorilla to the circus or sell it to Madagascar?"

"Yes! What is your purpose?" Kondo also pointed an Ak at Yamazaki, "Did a female gorilla send you to take me back to [beep]?! Did you bring the photo?"

"Enough! I really don't want to retort anymore! And even if we reach World's End, there won't be a female gorilla looking for you to cooperate with. Just give up. I beg you!"

Yamazaki shouted at the wall.

Hearing this, Kondo covered his chest and fell down, as if he had suffered a heavy blow.

"Gorilla!" Kawaki and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

Gintoki hurriedly walked over and helped Kondo up. At the same time, he shook his head.

"World's End..." Kondo muttered as he rolled his eyes.

"You bastard! What did you do to gorilla?!" Kawaki cursed.

"I didn't do anything! I don't know anything! Why did the gorilla's heart become thinner than a small grass after losing its memory? Please tell me!" Yamazaki turned around and shouted.

"Didn't I say it already? If you don't handle him properly, he will immediately freeze. Do you treat what others said as nothing?" Gintoki retorted.

"Who knew that it was actually true! This guy is famous for his thick skin! Every day he does is to stalk someone! He is a pervert who has been beaten countless times and doesn't change!" Yamazaki retorted again.

"Even if you say so..." Gintoki wanted to refute, but he suddenly saw that Kawaki's state was not quite right. Kawaki covered his head with one hand and held an AK with the other, "Hey! What's wrong with you?!"

"Ah..." Kawaki shook his head. "I can't explain it clearly. I keep feeling that this scene is very familiar. This scene of pointing an AK at someone... Did I do this job before?"

"What kind of jow is that? Robbery?" Yamazaki retorted crazily.

"Well, actually, I also feel a little familiar when we search him. Maybe the two of us were partners in the past?" Kondo came over and analyzed it at some point.

"Huh? Your partner!" Yamazaki was going crazy, "You're a policeman! Chief of police! Not that kind of robber! You're catching robbers!"

"I see, I understand..." After saying that, Kondo took out his AK again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Alright, Admit it! Admit that you are a robber!"

"Hey! Is there something wrong with your head? Even though I said it before, you acted too fast!" Yamazaki replied.

However, at this time, Kawaki, Kondo, and Gintoki were sitting on the ground, discussing something in a low voice.

"Hey, how should we deal with this virgin?" Kawaki asked in a low voice. At the same time, he gestured at his neck with his hand, "Do you want to..."

"No, I don't think this is good." Gintoki shook his head decisively.

"I think it is okay. After all, he is just a virgin..." Kondo said.

"Raise your hands to vote, one: hang the sign [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence in my life] around his neck; two: insert a sigh [I am a virgin robber who has no sense of existence in my life] on the ass. The one who chooses one raises his left hand, and the one who chooses two raises his right hand!" Kawaki suggested.

"Let's make it clear beforehand, you are not allowed to peek at other people's answers!" Kondo said with a pout.

"Then turn around and don't look at anyone," Gintoki suggested.

"Oh, that's it." As he spoke, Kawaki took the lead to turn around, and so did the other two.

"Hey! Why did you decide on your own?" Yamazaki finally couldn't take it anymore. He turned around and kicked the three of them away.

Coincidentally, Kondo, who flew out, just hit the Justaway placed on the ground, so

Boom !!!

"Gorilla-san!" Kawaki and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Didn't I say it?!" Gintoki got up and grabbed Yamazaki's collar, "That guy's brain's like a cheap game console! "

"No, I don't think that's the case," Kawaki retorted, "Maybe it exploded because the weather was too hot."

"No, I don't think so. It's already December!" Gintoki retorted.

"That's true," Kawaki muttered, "Maybe it's because the weather is too cold. My physics and chemistry are not good. Maybe there is something that will explode if the weather is too cold."

"I don't really understand this either..." Gintoki pinched his chin and replied, "But an explosion may not require any principles! Just like the temper of menopause, it will explode if it explodes!"

"What you said makes sense..." As he said that, Kawaki fell into deep thought again.

"Obviously not!" Yamazaki shouted, "It's obvious that it was Justaway that explode! It's obvious that it was a bomb!"

"I see," Kawaki nodded, "As expected, Justaway is an incomplete body, and JustAK is a complete body."

"Isn't it also dangerous" Yamazaki frantically retorted, "Now, I can confirm that this is a terrorist nest. Let's not talk about this. Let's escape quickly! Before they come..."

Just as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the factory manager's voice coming from behind him.

"So that's how it is. You must be Bakufu's lackey!" The factory manager led a group of employees out and looked at Kawaki and the others with a hostile expression.

"Enough!" Gintoki shouted at the factory manager, "Isn't it just being fired by Bakufu? There's no need to do this, right?"

"There's no point in saying more. Since you already know, there's no way you can leave this place alive!" The factory manager snorted and waved his hand.

The factory workers instantly understood and rushed towards Kawaki and the others.

"Hurry up and run!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Run? What run?" Kawaki spat disdainfully. At the same time, he raised the AK in his hand and fired at the people who were rushing over. The bullets hit the feet of those people and instantly forced all of them to stop.

"Hey, all of you, stand on the wall and hold your heads with your hands!" Kawaki shouted.

"Eh? EHHH?!!" Yamazaki was dumbfounded.

"What kind of joke is this!" The factory manager shouted, and at the same time, he took out several Justaway and threw them at Kawaki and the others.

For the following pictures, please automatically refer to the shooting game that you played when you were a child.

[Factory manager threw out a Justaway. ]

[Kawaki shot it successfully, +10 points. ]