Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 466: TAMA! TAMA! TAMA! The Meanings Vary!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 466 TAMA! TAMA! TAMA! The Meanings Vary!

"The...The friend you are talking about..."

"Let's go back and talk about it." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled. Then he glanced at the lackey beside him, "Please continue driving like you don't know anything. If you dare to say more than two words, I will kill you now."

"Bro..." The lackey looked at Kurogoma Katsuo with a face full of sweat.

"First word~" Kawaki's light words contained a hint of undisguised threat.

"Ah, listen to him." Kurogoma Katsuo replied.

Hearing this, the lackey slowly started the car.

...

"I don't know who the friend you are talking about is..." Kurogoma Katsuo swallowed. Although he had a smile on his face, there was a flash of resentment in his eyes.

"Really, how do you become a yakuza when you can't even hide the hatred in your eyes?" Kawaki sneered, "Or do you really think I don't dare to kill you? You are obviously just a dirty mouse. Aren't you...going a little too far?"

Having seen through his thoughts, Jurogoma Katsuo suppressed the unhappiness in his heart and said again, "Even if I die, let me die clearly, right? I am used to all kinds of revenge from the underworld, but I can't accept this kind of ridiculous reason!"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you now," Kawaki crossed his legs and waved his hand casually, "Although it doesn't matter to me whether I follow your rules or not, as a mature adult, I won't mess around. You will know when you go back. I heard that the rule of your underworld is to cause trouble first. After that, the bosses of both parties will meet and discuss a reasonable solution, right? Then, let me talk to your head."

"How can I let you see our head so easily!"

"After all, you are not the boss..." Kawaki shrugged and said, "Also, you can stop what you are doing. During the time when you drew your sword, if I wanted to kill you, you would have died eight hundred times already. Your level is too low, you stinky mouse, a rookie who can't even hide his killing intent...No, it should be a rookie mouse."

As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at the lackey who was driving at the side, "Don't challenge my patience. I am different from a cat who likes to play with mice. Once I make a move, I won't let you have a chance to react. So, it's better not to wander around here. I will give you a second to turn back and return to Kabukicho. Otherwise..."

Feeling the sudden burst of momentum from Kawaki, Kurogoma Katsuo and the lackey were soaked in cold sweat at the same time. At the same time, the two of them felt that a certain part of their body was numb...

At this moment, Kurogoma Katsuo and the lackey simultaneously recalled what the Cat King had said at that time, [The power to continue future generations will reach its peak when you are on the verge of death]...

"Alright, do as he says..." Kurogoma Katsuo scolded in a low voice with a black face.

The lackey did not dare to speak. Instead, he silently turned around and drove in Kabukicho's direction...

...

Early in the morning, at dawn.

In the headquarters of Dobunezumi Group led by one of the 4 Devas of the Kabukicho, Doromizu Jirochou, Kawaki narrowed his eyes and sat cross-legged on the ground with a smile. He looked at the man sitting on the floor opposite him who had short hair and numerous scars on his face. Although he was old, his eyes were very sharp. He was called Doromizu Jirochou.

After a long silence, Jirochou chuckled and then glanced at the Dobunezumi Group members led by Katsuo, who were standing around him and Kawaki.

"When you went out, you provoked a monster. In the end, you still want an old man like me to help you wipe your butts?"

"Leader! We never had any conflicts with him!" Katsuo hurriedly refuted.

"Oh, my~" Kawaki propped up his chin with one hand and sighed. Then, he continued in a troubled manner, "Obviously because of your action, my friend is lying on the ground with injuries all over and cannot move~ And as far as I know, my friend has never had any conflict with you~ But he became like that because of you. As a friend, if I didn't come here, I would really feel bad."

"So who exactly is your friend?" Katsuo shouted angrily.

"Eh? You forgot so quickly?" Kawaki looked at Katsuo in surprise. Then, with a refreshing smile on his face, he raised his index finger and said, "Then, let me kindly remind you. Planet Catnip Embassy... and...Stray Cat King..."

"You..." Katsuo suddenly reacted and looked at Kawaki in disbelief with his eyes wide open, "That stray cat is your friend? No! Impossible! How could a human be friends with a stray cat?"

"Aren't you a slave dog?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and retorted with a smile.

"It's completely different!"

"Shut up!" Sensing the sudden burst of killing intent from Kawaki due to Katsuo's words, Doromizu Jirochou roared, "Do you want to bury this old man's life with you?!"

In an instant, Katsuo quieted down.

"So, do you understand the cause and effect of the current situation?" Kawaki looked at Doromizu Jirochou with a smile, "But because I have never dealt with the people of the underworld, I can only trouble you to make a decision. How should we settle this issue?"

"What a cunning little brat." Doromizu Jirochou snorted, "I understand. Since the matter is clear, then raise your conditions. The underworld is all straightforward. They will take revenge and complain without any complaints."

"I heard that they captured my friends and sold them to the embassy to be used as aphrodisiacs for those stupid cats..." Kawaki pinched his chin and thought for a while. After a while, he suddenly raised his head, raised his index finger, and said with a smile, "Then hand over all their TAMAs. As long as I see TAMAs today, I will go back with satisfaction!" (TL Notes: Trivia: The word "Gintama" (), is actually a pun on the Japanese word "Kintama"(), which means "testicles".)

"Are you joking!"

"Why should we exchange our TAMA for those wild cats' TAMA?"

"And aren't their TAMA's hasn't been removed in the end?!"

A group of Dobunezumi Group members shouted angrily.

"Shut up!" Doromizu Jirochou's warm and angry voice sounded. He then reached out to take a sip of the tea and glanced at Kawaki lightly, "TAMA also has several meanings. Which one is it? Is it the one between the legs(balls) or the one on the neck(life)?"

"Ahahaha, I didn't expect an old man to be so humorous." Kawaki scratched the back of his head and laughed. Then he stopped laughing and glanced coldly at Doromizu Jirochou. He said lightly, "You should discuss this matter among yourselves. No matter which one I get today, I will go back."

"Hahahaha..." Doromizu Jirochou suddenly laughed, "Kid, this is the first time someone dares to talk to me like this. Haven't you noticed? Your own TAMA (life) is almost in danger. Learn to hide your murderous intent before you come back!"

"Hide?" Kawaki sneered, "Do you need to use that kind of thing to deal with these mice? Also, old man, are you blind? You can't even tell which side's TAMA is being pinched in your hand."

After saying that, Kawaki's imposing manner instantly changed, and the soaring killing intent instantly filled the entire mansion. Other than Doromizu Jirochou, all of the lackeys had their mouths half open as they stayed where they were, and their bodies were trembling uncontrollably.

"Also...your sword has been broken since I entered the door," Kawaki smiled again, "Did you not notice this?"

'This kid...' Doromizu Jirochou glanced at the sword in his right hand, '...is definitely not an ordinary person! It seems that the rumor is not false...'

"So, can we have a good talk now?" Kawaki smiled and continued. Then, he kindly reminded him, "Let's have a good talk, but please don't let me pick it up in person, especially your elderly TAMA. I have no interest in it at all."

But I heard that when cats prey on mice, they will always play with them until they die. Suddenly, now I am starting to become curious about this..." Kawaki smiled and continued, "So, can you let me see it? The kind of person who is still struggling hard even though he knows that he will die."

Looking at Kawaki's expression, Doromizu Jirochou, who had lived for most of his life, smelled the scent of death for the first time. For the first time, he felt that he was being targeted by something incredible and that he could not escape...

"I did not expect that... I, a mouse who is about to retire, would one day meet a real cat..." Doromizu Jirochou lowered his head and chuckled. Then, he pulled out the sword that had been broken at some point and struggled to stand up, "Well, there's no need to say anything more. Even with this old bone, I still have a reason to live. Come on, boy!"

"Oh~" Kawaki raised his head and looked at Doromizu Jirochou with interest. "Do you plan to exchange your own TAMA for all their TAMAs? You don't do business like this, right? Aren't I shortchanged here? And what if your mouse cubs seek revenge against me in the future? Actually, I still think it would be more appropriate for me to keep only the old man and kill the other mouse. "

"Don't be ridiculous," Doromizu Jirochou smiled, "For you, they are not a threat at all, right?"

"Wait a minute...leader..." Katsuo on the side gritted his teeth and said, "This incident is my sole responsibility! It has nothing to do with the leader and everyone!"

"Aiyaya," Kawaki waved his hand, "I've seen this plot on TV, but then again, do you yakuza also use this trick? It's really clich."

"Take it! Take my life!" Katsuo shouted at Kawaki.

"Did this man just ask me to take away his TAMA?" Kawaki covered his mouth and said with disgust, "Ah, what a disgusting man, he actually asked me to take his TAMA... Do you like men? "

"Kawaki-sama, the TAMA you wanted is here," Tama said while stepping into the room.