Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 467: Boss Cat Houichi Chapter Ended.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 467 Boss Cat Houichi Chapter Ended.

Looking at Tama at the door, Kawaki was stunned for a moment. Then, he couldn't help but laugh. At the same time, the murderous intent in the room also dispersed.

"Hahaha..." Kawaki covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing, "I really admire that old woman. She actually sent another TAMA. She really made a fool of me. Hahaha..."

"Kawaki-sama just said that he will go back as soon as he sees TAMA." said Tama, who was standing at the door, "So you can go back now."

"Stop, Kawako." Saigo's voice came from the door, "Although I don't know what kind of enmity you have with them, I hope you can stop now. They are not hopeless fellows."

"Who is Kawako?!" Kawaki shouted with his veins popping out, "I'll kill you! Bastard!"

After calming himself down, Kawaki slowly got up and walked toward the door. He then said as he walked.

"After all, I said I would go back as soon as I saw TAMA. Now that I have seen another TAMA, I have no choice but to go back. After all, as a man, you can't break your promise. This is basic. Also, I didn't expect that even your old man's TAMA would be cared about by that old woman~ To be honest, I'm really a little surprised~"

As he spoke, Kawaki stopped in his tracks and gently waved his hand. He continued without looking back, "That guy in the back with a crazy head, don't you like being crazy? Then multiply the remuneration you received by seven-thirds and spit it out to me and use it on the stray cats in this town. And for thirty days in a row, you alone bathe, drive away worms, feed and feed seven stray cats every day. If you can do that, I will forget about the way you treated my friend this time. Ah, by the way, your expression must be friendly~ You must show that sweet smile~ Remember that old man over there to supervise~ It is normal life for elderly people to play with their cats and bask in the sun. ~"

"You're such a talkative kid," Doromizu Jirochou chuckled, "But...it does sound good. I agreed."

"Leader!" Kurogoma Katsuo hurriedly said, "I hate it the most..."

"Eh?" Kawaki asked in confusion.

In an instant, Kurogoma Katsuo obediently closed his mouth.

At this time, Kawaki started to slowly walk out of Dobunezumi Group's door with Tama, leaving behind a group of Dobunezumi Group members who were looking at each other.

"Kawako, long time no see. Do you want to have a drink at my club?" Saigo, who was leaning against the door, suggested with his thick arms.

"Do you believe that I will kill you right now?" Kawaki retorted with an expressionless face, but then he could not help but turn his head to support himself against the wall and vomit.

"Kawaki-sama, are you alright?" Tama gently patted Kawaki on the back and asked.

"What a duplicitous man," Saigo snorted.

"Hey, if you say such words again, I will really tear down your shop!" Kawaki wiped the saliva from his mouth and shouted angrily.

"Oh my, what a cute man~"

Kawaki couldn't help but vomit again.

...

A few days later, in Otose Snack shop.

"Ah, is that so?" Otose, who was smoking at the front desk, said casually, "Were the stray cats released from the embassy safely?"

"Yes." Shinpachi, who was sitting at the side, responded and then added, "But in the end, it was still the same as before. The people from the neighborhood association also said that it was better to tie them up. Moreover, there were even more strange things. This time, Dobunezumi Group's guys did their best to reject the proposal for the stray cats during the meeting. They also said that they would cut out a place for the stray cats. What a bunch of strange guys. It was clearly them who captured the stray cats and sold them to the Planet Catnip Embassy."

"Isn't it great? The leftovers in the future can be sent directly there, and there will no longer be random littering that makes this street smelly all day long." Otose replied disapprovingly.

"That makes sense..." Shinpachi scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Then... has that guy, Gintoki, returned?" Otose asked.

"Ah, yes." Shinpachi nodded, "Not only Gin-san but Kawaki-san and Katsura-san also came back. However, Gin-san and Kawaki-san did not tell us what exactly happened. We originally wanted to ask Katsura-san, but it seemed he was miserably chased by Shinsengumi."

As he spoke, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He smiled and continued, "Speaking of which, there is one more thing. Miss Tsukuyo's cat has not returned since it ran out that day. Although we said that we would help her find it without payment, she refused."

"Is that so..."

...

At the same time, in a restaurant in Edo, Kawaki and Kagura were sitting at a table, crazily wiping out the food piled high like a hill in front of them.

"Ah! Delicious!" Kawaki mumbled as he stuffed food into his mouth, "I feel like I haven't eaten this kind of normal food in a long time!"

"Little uncle, where did you go with Gin-chan and the others during that period of time?" Kagura asked as she buried her head in her food.

"Children shouldn't ask so much..." Kawaki casually replied, "Adults also have adult entertainment, hanging out with fox friends and cat friends for two days, etc. There is absolutely no need to know this kind of thing."

"Tsk," Kagura wrinkled her little nose and said with a face full of disdain, "In the end, he just went to play secretly by himself-aru. What a terrible man."

"Yes, so I hope that you can find a man who is not as bad as us in the future," Kawaki said without raising his head.

"Of course!" Kagura clenched her fists and said excitedly, "I have already decided-aru! I want to marry Grandpa Ken! That old man is the complete dominator of chickens-aru! Whether it is eggs rice or fried chicken, I can eat until I'm full!"

Kawaki raised his head, twitched the corner of his eyes, and looked at Kagura speechlessly. Although he really wanted to complain, he knew that after he complained, it would become endless again, so he forcibly stopped the idea of complaining.

At this moment, the voice of the waitress suddenly came from beside Kawaki.

"Sir," the waitress held a plate of Omurice with [Thank you, friend] crookedly written with ketchup on it, "This is a treat from your friend."

"Really..." Kawaki chuckled and then turned to look at Houichi's back who was walking on the road outside the window. He gently raised his hand and waved.

"Oh! Omurice-aru!" Kagura exclaimed and took the Omurice from the waitress' hand.

"This won't do!" Kawaki knocked on Kagura's head and took the Omurice, "Order it yourself if you want to eat it."

"Stingy!" Kagura rubbed her head and said unhappily with a pout.

"Who invited you to eat so much delicious food?" Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.

"I got it-aru!" Kagura took advantage of the moment when Kawaki was complaining, reached out, and scooped a spoonful of Omurice in front of Kawaki.

"Hey! You are too cunning!"

"Little uncle is a fool! Stupid!" Kagura, who had eaten a mouthful of Omurice, stuck out her tongue adorably.

"Hey------!"

(Houichi chapter finished.)

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[Year Three, Group Z, Teacher Kawaki(cross off) Meow!] The third time!

In the classroom with the [Three Years, Group Z] sign, a morning meeting was being held at this time. As for why the morning meeting was chosen at this time when the sun was about to set, it actually didn't matter.

However, it is also possible that a certain teacher who turned into a cat chose to hold a morning meeting at this time because of the cat's habits. [Cats are nocturnal animals.] Well... yes, that should be the saying.

A cat with orange-red fur, wearing pants, yes, wearing pants and a shirt, stood on the podium with its two hind legs, and kept saying something.

"To be honest, I am really disappointed." Kawaki held his forehead and shook his head helplessly, "The test result this time is actually so bad. Other than Zura, there is not even one higher than 20 points. How can I be worthy of your school giving me three times the salary of your original homeroom teacher every month? Really..."

"That, teacher," Sogo raised his hand and said, "I think the poor performance this time has nothing to do with us, but has something to do with the questions in the test paper. No one can get high scores with that kind of question."

"It's all nonsense!" Kawaki reprimanded sternly, "Everyone, put your hands on your chest and ask yourselves..."

"That, teacher," Otae said, "It should be placed on your sternum. Putting it on the chest is considered sexual harassment."

"It doesn't matter!" Kawaki continued, "But if you don't want to, just put your hand into your heart, hold your own heart, and ask yourself..."

"Well, teacher, we will die when it goes in." Toshiro raised his hand and said.

"Yes, teacher." Sogo raised his hand and nodded, "Let Hijikata put his hand into his heart and ask himself. We can just put it on our chest."

"All of you, quiet down!" Kawaki shouted angrily, "It's not the kind of indifferent question at all! What matters is the grades! Although I may be a little different from your previous Ginpachi-sensei, I think the classes I teach are still very good.

In the classes I taught before, whether they were students from Yoshiwara Commercial High School or students from Yato Industrial High School, the average score of the classes I taught was never lower than 80 points. What on earth is going on with you? Do you know that because of you, that old... no, Principal talked to me and wanted to deduct my salary?

Although through coercion... no, it was a maneuver, changing the 20% salary reduction to a 200% increase, but It was not good! It was really bad! I almost had my salary deducted because of you! I almost have to reduce my spending on games every month! Can you understand my feelings?! "

"Um, teacher... can I ask you something?" Otae raised her hand and asked weakly.

"Ah, tell me." Kawaki nodded.

"May I ask what subject you teach?"

"Huh?" Kawaki revealed a strange expression, "Of course it's Language. After taking classes for so long, don't you know what I teach?"

"No, we know. We just want to confirm it again." As she spoke, Otae took a deep breath and then raised the 15-point test paper in her hand, "Then can I ask the teacher to explain this test paper? Is this a Mandarin test paper? It's in cat language, right? Each question was explains the meaning of "meow meow meow"! We don't understand! We don't understand what it means! "

"Then turn into a cat!" Kawaki said sternly, "Turn into a cat to experience my feelings! Like Zura, turn into a cat to experience my feelings! At that level, all of you can at least reach 80 points!"

'So... So willful...' Everyone thought at the same time.

"In short, everyone must get at least 80 points for the next test!" Kawaki shouted, "Otherwise, I will cancel the next school trip!! That's all, class is over!"

Then, without waiting for the students to express their objections, Kawaki directly jumped off the platform and walked toward the classroom door.

"That, excuse me." The health teacher, Tsukuyo, who was wearing a black mini skirt, a blue shirt, and a white coat, knocked on the door of the classroom and pushed it open. Then, she lowered her head and glanced at Kawaki who was on the ground, "The vaccine for cats has arrived."

"Who wants to vaccinate cats?! Damn woman!" Kawaki shouted angrily.

"No... cats still need to be vaccinated, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get sick," Tsukuyo explained.

"It will change back in the next chapter! It won't always be like this!"

"But it's also possible that someone might contract a cat disease between this chapter and the next," Tsukuyo said very seriously.

"How much do you want me to be infected with the cat virus?" Kawaki complained expressionlessly, "No need! I have to go home early to play games! Goodbye!!"

"No, it's an order from the principal, so..." Tsukuyo said as she lowered her head and lifted Kawaki, "Sorry,"

Looking at Tsukuyo who was carrying Kawaki without looking back, the students in the classroom fell silent. Of course, except for a certain student who had also turned into a cat.

"Wait! Teacher!" Katsura jumped off the table and ran in the direction that Tsukuyo had left in, "There's still me! Give me a vaccine too! Please meow!"

All the students, "..."

[Year Three, Group Z, Kawaki-sensei,] the third time, ended!