Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 465: The Minimum Level of a Friend Is to Understand the Pain of One’s Friends, Right?

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 465 The Minimum Level of Friendship Is to Understand the Pain of One's Friends, Right?

"Shut uppppp!!!!!!!!!!"

Along with the sound of the wall shattering, Gintoki's voice came from the wall behind Kawaki and Houichi.

Then, Gintoki roared and rushed out from the collapsed wall, quickly rushing toward the lion that was still flying in the air because of Kawaki's kick.

"Who are you calling because so stubborn that he can't bear to give up his naturally wavy hair!" At the same time, Gintoki turned around in the air and kicked the lion's chin.

After this blow, the lion screamed again and spat out a large mouthful of blood. After that, it fell heavily to the ground.

"G-Gin---!" Houichi looked in Gintoki's direction in disbelief.

"What's going on with those two cats?!" the person in charge of the embassy shouted in surprise.

"It's Kawa... and the newbie..." The stay cats looked at Gintoki and Kawaki who were standing in front of Houichi in surprise.

"Oh my!" Kawaki turned around and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, "It's only been a day since we last met. Why are you all here? I've been looking for you for so long. Are you trying to become a domestic cat because you've been a stray cat for too long?"

"Don't joke around, Kawaki. They can't become docile and obedient domestic cats like you." Gintoki snorted and said.

"Do you want to die?" Kawaki squinted his eyes and retorted, "Who is a docile and obedient cat?!"

"Hey! Bastard! Didn't you hear that?!" Ignoring Kawaki's indignation, Gintoki glanced at Houichi who was lying on the ground, and shouted to the group of stray cats, "This guy just gave up the throne of the boss cat. From this point on, Kabukicho will be a city of free stray cats! Kabukicho no longer has a boss cat! From now on, you're free to do whatever you want! Live by your own rules! Now that you're free, let's test those free-minded ideas of yours! Think long and hard before you answer!"

As he spoke, Gintoki glanced at Houichi who was lying on the ground, gasping for breath and unable to move, "He's no longer the boss cat! So who is this dirty rag-like Doraemon?! Who is this pathetic Lord Frieza who bled for you, got beaten to a pulp for you?!"

Hearing this, the group of stray cats looked at each other, nodded at the same time, stood up, and pounced toward the lion who was still vomiting blood.

"He's just another...friend!" xn

All the stray cats screamed, pounced on the lion, and bit hard.

"No... impossible!" The person in charge of the embassy opened his eyes wide and looked at the stray cats biting at the lions through the glass window in disbelief, "The stray cats are united? There's actually such a thing!"

"It... Magnificent!" The cat king clenched his fist and looked at the scene below with excitement, "Witness that swarming wave of virility! That's it! That is what is needed for Catnip Omega...!"

Looking at the glass window that was already starting to crack, the person in charge of the embassy quickly said, "There's no time for that, Your Majesty! We must evacuate! It's dangerous here!"

"No!" The cat king shook his head and played with his temper. At the same time, his lower body excitedly pushed forward a few times, "I want my Catnip Omega so I can be nippy! Nippy I tell you! "

However, at this moment, a cat claw and a gorilla hand grabbed the male part of the cat king and the person in charge of the embassy.

In an instant, the cat king and the person in charge of the embassy quieted down. Cold sweat poured down their backs, but they did not dare to make a single sound.

"Do you know?" Katsura, who was holding the cat king's male part, said, "It is said that as long as a naughty cat is..."

"...neutered, it learns to behave." Kondo, who was holding onto the person in charge of the embassy, added.

"Oh really..." The person in charge of the embassy slowly turned his head, his face full of black lines, and his mouth twitched as he said, "This is the first time I've heard of it..."

"But it's just a myth, a myth..." The cat king slowly turned his head and said with cold sweat, "That couldn't be enough to stop my burning passion!"

"Why don't we find out?" Katsura continued.

"Huh?" The person in charge of the embassy and the cat king let out a confused sound at the same time, but the hair on their bodies all stood up.

Then, as the sound of something being removed rang out, the person in charge of the embassy and the cat king screamed that broke through the sky.

"Ahhhhh!!" x2

...

Houichi, who was lying on the ground between Kawaki and Gintoki, looked at the war between the stray cats and lion that had not yet ended. He slowly said, "Gin, you've really done it now. Not only did you not inherit the throne of the boss cat, but you abolished it and turned Kabukicho into a lawless area. They'll run wild now."

"They'll be fine without a boss cat now." Gintoki raised his lips slightly, "Since they understand the pain their friend's been through. And you can forget all the tedious stuff and live easy."

"I..."

Just as Houichi was about to say something, he was interrupted by Gintoki once again.

"Fatalism won't make anyone happy." Gintoki continued, "Your pal didn't give you his body to help you survive for you to atone..."

As he spoke, Gintoki turned to look at Houichi, "Don't you think he wanted his chained friend to live free like a stray cat?"

Looking at Gintoki's face, for some reason, Houichi saw the stray cat from before. He smiled gently and closed his eyes, "So I should [Live by my own rules!], as you put it?"

"That would be the Kabukicho way." As he spoke, Gintoki glanced at Kawaki who was slowly walking toward the hole in the wall behind him, "Hey, where are you going?"

"After turning into a cat, I haven't tried the taste of a mouse yet," Kawaki said without looking back, "I'm a little curious..."

"Don't go too far." Gintoki reminded, "Your stomach, which is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, will suffer from diarrhea if you eat that kind of dirty stuff."

"Ah, don't worry. Then..." Kawaki responded, and then gently raised his right paw, "Goodbye, stray cat friend. I'll come back to play with you when I'm free."

"Ah, okay." Houichi slowly sat up and raised his right paw without looking back, "Even if it's just a yarn ball, I'll definitely play with you happily at that time."

After smiling gently, Kawaki jumped into the hole entrance and disappeared completely.

After Kawaki left, Houichi lowered his head and slowly continued, "Gin, I have a favor to ask. Don't worry. I won't ask you to succeed me as boss cat again. I just... I want to be friends with..."

However, before Houichi finished speaking, he found that Gintoki, who was supposed to be beside him, had disappeared without a trace...

After a moment of silence, Houichi raised his head and a look of relief appeared on his face. At the same time, with a loud bang and the howl of the lion, the lion was finally defeated by the group of stray cats.

The group of stray cats instantly jumped up and cheered...

...

Outside of Planet Catnip Embassy, darkness had unknowingly descended.

A Dobunezumi Group member twisted the key to start the truck. Then he looked at Katsuo, who had just closed the door and sat down in the passenger seat. He said, "Bro, is it okay to ditch the king? Don't blame me if we get in trouble later."

"Are you a moron? How could that fool be a king?" Katsuo said disdainfully. Then, he turned to the side and looked out of the window. He smiled and said, "But this wasn't a bad job. Turned a pretty profit, and we got to watch a fine show. Of a true cat king..."

"That's right. I saw a good show and made a lot of money. I'm so happy~" Kawaki's voice came from behind Katsuo and the lackey.

"You think so too, right?" Katsuo grinned and looked at his lackey. But then, Katsuo reacted and instantly turned around to look behind him while tightly holding his sword hilt.

"If you don't want to die, then stay quiet. Otherwise..." Kawaki said coldly, "I'll kill you right now..."

"You bastard!" Katsuo thought of some memory. The memory of humiliation he had suffered in Takamagahara because of the man in front of him.

"I hate...people who do not speak properly when talking to others, and..." Then, Kawaki snatched the toothpick from Katsuo's mouth and stabbed it hard into Katsuo's hand that was holding the sword, "People who keep chewing something in their mouth while talking."

"AH!" Katsuo covered his hand and cried out in pain.

"Bro!" Seeing this, the lackey at the side instantly became anxious. He hurriedly pulled out his own sword and turned his head toward Kawaki, "You bastard!"

"I told you to keep quiet," Kawaki supported his face with one hand and pointed the umbrella at the lackey's head with the other hand, "Do you want to be shot in the head by me? Smelly brat."

The lackey instantly stopped moving. The cold sweat on his face instantly dripped down and he immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Didn't... didn't the matter last time already pass?" Katsuo covered his hand that had been pricked. He gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "We didn't have any conflicts with Yoshiwara recently, and we didn't go to Takamagahara again, right?"

"I already said to speak to me properly! If you use your disgusting Kansai accent again, I will send you to hell now." Kawaki coldly reminded and then chuckled, "It is true that you have no conflict with Yoshiwara, but it seems that you have inadvertently offended my "friend" this time..."