Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 42: I Really Can’t Think of a Title and So That’s It!

"Seita, Seita, are you okay?"

Shinpachi had already brought Seita to the shore, but Seita's condition was not very good.

"I'm... I'm okay..." Seita stood up and answered in a daze.

"Then, let's do it again," Kawaki said and lifted Seita up again, "I think you'll be able to learn how to swim after a hundred more times. Come on, Seita!"

"Hey! That's enough! At least add a swimming ring for Seita!"

"It really is a brat." Kawaki sighed and looked at Seita and Gintoki who were swimming with a swimming ring in the sea. He muttered disdainfully, "How can that kind of thing make people learn how to swim? Maybe in the future, he will become like that man with silver-haired naturally wavy hair."

"Kawaki-san, that alien monster is not in this sea anymore, right?" Shinpachi yawned on the side.

"It just so happens that I hate eating seafood the most..." Kawaki replied while lying under his umbrella.

"No, it won't." At this moment, Hasegawa walked over. "That guy must be in this sea. I can feel it! The alien monsters are waiting to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men! The excitement when there is no way out! And it's about man's romance with the sea! ... The alien monsters must be waiting for the arrival of that tense battle, hiding their entities and not showing their faces! Can you understand this feeling?"

After saying that, Hasegawa finally raised his head. However, he saw that Shinpachi had jumped into the sea at some point in time, while Kawaki had already fallen asleep. Beside him were Kagura and Otae, who were holding umbrellas.

"Miss, can you understand how I feel?"

"Yes, I can," Otae replied. She took out another lunchbox, opened it, and handed it to Hasegawa, "If you don't mind, would you like to have one? I made this omelet this morning."

Looking at the unnamed object emitting a dark aura in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed his saliva, "Uh... that..."

"You can't fight if you're hungry," Otae replied.

Hasegawa looked at Otae's clear eyes and could only pick up a piece and put it into his mouth. However, after chewing a few times. Hasegawa's face, no, it should be said that his skin changed color

"If you don't mind, do you want another one?" Otae handed over her lunch box again.

"Uh, no need. I'm already full..." Hasegawa quickly refused, acting as if he had already eaten his fill. He then turned his gaze to Kagura, who was beside him, and asked, "Little girl, do you understand... my feelings..."

"I wish I could swim like them." Kagura looked at Seita and Shinpachi who were playing in the sea and Gintoki, who was lying on the swimming ring.

"I see. You're sensitive to the sun so you can't go swimming.." Only then did Hasegawa understand and look at the sea. "However, it's actually safer not to go into the water. Maybe the alien monsters will pop out soon. Are those people okay..."

"I don't care. Let these people who don't listen to me die..."

Just as Hasegawa finished speaking, he saw Kagura walking over with a spherical stone with a diameter of more than an adult height.

"Must be nice to swim...." Kagura raised the stone and looked at the sea.

"Little girl? What are you planning to do?" Hasegawa hurriedly asked, "Besides, where did you find such a big thing?"

"It's better to destroy it all when you see others happy," Kagura said seriously.

"Everyone, run! There's a crazy girl! This kid is definitely crazy!" Just as Hasegawa finished shouting, he saw something like a shark fin appear behind the uncle who was used as bait, and it was getting closer and closer.

"Hey, everyone run! We're being attacked from both sides!" Hasegawa hurriedly shouted.

However, the distance was a little far, and the people playing in the sea could not hear them at all.

"Little girl, wait a moment!" Hasegawa shouted to Kagura beside him.

"Oh," Kagura said and put down the big stone, but what she did not notice was that it just happened to hit Kawaki who was next to her.

"Hey! Little brother! Little brother, are you okay?" Hasegawa looked at Kawaki who was already vomiting blood and asked quickly.

"Well... it's not a big problem." Kawaki said as he raised the big stone and stood up, "Kagura-chan, this is not how you play beach volleyball."

Kawaki raised the stone with one hand and wiped the blood from his mouth with the other.

"Look carefully! The real beach volleyball should be played like this!" As Kawaki spoke, he threw the big stone in the direction of where Gintoki was. After throwing it out, Kawaki shouted, "Gintoki~ receive the ball~"

Gintoki finally woke up. He looked at the stone that was getting closer and closer and did not know what to say. At the same time, he heard the screams of the boss behind him. At this moment, Gintoki turned around and finally found a huge alien monster that looked like a shark. However, it was much bigger

"It really is a pincer attack!" Gintoki muttered. At the same time, the stone fell into the sea. After a huge splash then the sea calmed down again.

"It's all your fault, right? Little brother!" Hasegawa, who was at the side, saw the current situation and felt bad.

"Ya, I didn't expect there to really be alien monsters." Kawaki was surprised, but he still waved his hand, "Don't worry, I will hold a funeral for them at the same time."

"Is this time to talk about this" Tsukuyo ran over angrily and dragged Kawaki into the sea.

Seeing this scene, Otae thought for a moment and threw Hasegawa into the sea.

"Hey! Why!..." Hasegawa, who was in the air, shouted, "Why am I also..."

"Only the two of you are left! At this time, men have to take responsibility!" Tsukuyo shouted on the shore.

"You are right." Otae echoed.

"Pfft..." Kawaki poked his head out of the sea and spat out a mouthful of seawater, "It smells salty and fishy... It's so annoying..." As he spoke, Kawaki retched a few times.

At the same time, on the sea beside him, Hasegawa also popped his head out, "This doesn't seem to be the time to talk about this! Look behind us!" Hasegawa shouted.

At this time, Kawaki slowly turned his head and saw the alien monster that was grinning at him

"You... hello." Kawaki forced a smile. The next moment, he turned around and swam frantically towards the shore.

"Hey! Little brother! Wait for me!" Hasegawa shouted from behind, "Aren't you here to save them?"

"I will cry for ten more minutes at the funeral. Let them go without worry!" Kawaki shouted without looking back, "And I really hate the smell of the sea!"

"Go back to the sea!" Tsukuyo shouted and jumped down, kicking Kawaki in the head.

"What are you doing!" Kawaki covered his head and roared.

Then the two of them started fighting in the sea, but just as they were on top of each other, a huge shadow appeared above Kawaki's head.

Kawaki and Tsukuyo turned around at the same time and saw a pair of eyes bigger than a person's head staring at them

"You... hello..." Kawaki turned around and swam back to the shore.

"Hey! Leave the woman and run away! Are you still a man" Tsukuyo chased from behind while shouting as she chased.

"Hey, you two don't have to run anymore..." Hasegawa's voice came from behind.

"Oh, there seems to be a sound," Tsukuyo said.

"Don't look back! You'll definitely be eaten later! Do you know the story of the ghost? It must be like this now!" Kawaki replied without hesitation.

"You two, it's really okay!" Hasegawa's voice sounded again.

"Would you like to look back?" Tsukuyo suggested.

"I don't want to see it! It's just the sound of death! It's on the same level as the singing of a mermaid!" Kawaki replied. At the same time, he shouted without turning his head, "Don't worry, I will hold a grand funeral for you!"

"Can you listen to people? How big is your imagination!" Gintoki's voice sounded.

"Even Gintoki..." Kawaki wiped the corners of his eyes with some reluctance. At the same time, he shouted without looking back, "Gintoki! Your burial item is one year's worth of strawberry milk. Don't worry!"

However, this was the end. The next moment, Shinpachi was thrown over by Gintoki and hit Kawaki on the head.

At this time, Tsukuyo turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster safe and sound

Kawaki sat on the beach and looked at the crowd playing happily with the alien monsters in the distance. He curled his lips and lay down again.

"Although he looks like that, that guy is actually not bad," Hasegawa said from the side, "That guy must just want to play with us... I understand because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because the sea can wash away all evil..."

But Kawaki has already fallen asleep