Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 43: Men Still Pay the Most Attention to Women’s Appearance! (Shinsengumi Supernatural Event Part One!)

"Thank you so much, Kawaki-san~" Shinpachi rubbed his bloated belly and said.

"It has been hard on you two to follow this poor Samurai." After paying the bill, Kawaki put away his wallet and said casually, "Underage people should eat well. You can't be picky, otherwise, you won't grow tall."

"Why can't you be picky? Haven't you been picky since you were a child and secretly put all the spinach into Zura's lunch box?" Gintoki muttered disdainfully, "Also, why do you only treat me to a bowl of non-seasoning ramen? Why can they choose as they please! Why do you have to treat me differently? At least treat me to a cup of parfait!"

"I never said I would treat you to a meal. You will pay for my own ramen." Kawaki said as he walked out of the shop. Kagura and Shinpachi followed him out of the ramen shop.

"Speaking of which, why didn't Kawaki-san bring Seita out today?" Shinpachi asked curiously, "Last time, I heard Hinowa-san say that Kawaki-san is now Seita's home tutor."

"About that, the Gundam and Transformer series that was arranged for him to watch a hundred times before. He hasn't finished them yet, so he was grounded by Hinowa," Kawaki replied casually.

"It's just a summer vacation. It can't be finished at all!" Shinpachi complained, "Besides, how can there be a Gundam that you can watch a hundred times during the summer vacation! How much do you like Gundam!"

"Shinpachi, ask yourself. Don't you want such a cool big robot?" Kawaki turned his head and asked, "Do you really not want it in the depths of your heart? Don't you want a sports car that can transform like a Bumblebee? Don't you really want to sit in the front passenger seat with Megan Fox?! Do you don't want to do something in the wild with Megan Fox on the hood of a Bumblebee that can't be written?! PS: I only like the female lead of the first and second movies."

(PS: Megan Fox: The female lead of the first and second movie of Transformers.) )

"Hey, the subjects of the last few sentences have completely become Megan Fox!" Shinpachi complained.

"Megan Fox?" Kawaki continued, "Ah, I understand! I also liked the scene of her checking the engine. If you rate it, it will be a full 10 points!"

"Is that so-aru?" As Kagura spoke, she stopped a car. At the same time, she kicked the engine cover away and posed the same pose as Megan Fox, "What score?"

Looking at the passers-by and driver who were trembling in fear, Kawaki and Shinpachi were speechless.

"Ten points, just the destructive power," Shinpachi replied.

"Ahaha." Kawaki laughed but did not reply.

"In that case, is the type that Kawaki-san likes the type of Megan Fox?" Shinpachi finally changed the topic.

"No, the type I like is the type of Joey Wong who plays Nie Xiaoqian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story," Kawaki replied seriously.

"The distance from one end of the earth to the other. I don't know how to ridicule him at all..." Sighing softly, Shinpachi could only follow Kawaki's words and continue, "Joey Wong in a Chinese Ghost Story is indeed beautiful."

Kawaki became excited when he heard this, "Right! Especially that little bit of playfulness and sexiness that comes from pure purity, it simply makes people unable to stop themselves! Especially the scene in the wooden barrel, the wet body [Beep], it is simply impressive..."

"Hey, it seems like you said something incredible again. It has nothing to do with the first half of your sentence! It is only because of the wet body that you like it!" Shinpachi didn't know how to retort, "Sigh, forget it, I don't want to complain anymore."

"Speaking of which, there really aren't many jobs recently. This summer seems especially hot. No one is willing to go out." Shinpachi sighed.

"Actually, work is everywhere. If you don't believe me, look..." Kawaki pointed at the paper on the utility pole beside him and said.

"This is..." Shinpachi walked over and looked at the paper carefully, "This is posted by Shinsengumi! And the commission is high!"

"Look, isn't this kind of job suitable for you? It must be a job like removing spirits. You can earn a lot of commissions by changing your clothes and fooling around. No one else can see it anyway." Kawaki waved his hand and said casually.

"As long as this can be done, I can get a big air conditioner this summer!" Shinpachi said excitedly. At the same time, he looked at Gintoki, who was following them with a look of despair on his face. He then shouted, "Gin-san! It's a job! A high commission job that doesn't take much effort!"

"Is that true" When Gintoki heard this, he instantly revived on the spot and ran over at the speed of 100 m/s, "Where is it Where is it! I just paid for all the money I had at the Jump that I just bought!"

"Look, it's here!" Shinpachi tore the notice pasted on the utility pole and handed it to Gintoki.

"Well, I see, I see. This kind of work is simply tailor-made for the current Yorozuya." After Gintoki finished speaking, he had already finished changing his clothes. He used a bandage to wrap his entire head leaving only two eyes behind, and wear a bamboo hat on his head.

Kagura somehow got a hat and put it on her head too. At the same time, she snatched the sunglasses of the fortune-teller at the roadside stall.

Shinpachi simply wrapped his entire head with a white cloth and changed into toy glasses.

"Hey, over there..." Kawaki pointed to Yamazaki, who was posting notice not far away, and reminded softly, "Look here! Look here!"

"Change your clothes too!" Gintoki whispered, and at the same time, Shinpachi and Kagura understood and changed Kawaki clothes.

"Hey! Why do I have to participate in your work? I still have to go home to play games!" Kawaki retorted. But in the face of Yorozuya's group of three, Kawaki had no resistance at all.

After changing Kawaki into the clothes of a fortune-teller, Gintoki looked at Yamazaki who ran over and cleared his throat, "Ahem, little brother over there, I see a haze between your brows. But I can't see it clearly. Come closer."

"Hey, really?! Can you really tell?!" Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.

However, after Gintoki took a closer look, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, Kawaki, who was beside him whispered, "This situation seems to be very tricky."

Kawaki did not continue and just stay silent.

"Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that you can't say a word?!" Yamazaki was obviously frightened, and then bowed, "Masters, please save us!"

"This..." Gintoki paused for a moment, as if he was in a difficult position, "Looks like you guys have provoked something incredible. Even if we were to make a move and although we can eliminate it with a hundred percent certainty. We will still lose at least half of our power..."

"There is absolutely no problem with remuneration!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "This is just a deposit! There will definitely be a generous remuneration in the bureau afterward!"

"It's not about the payment. It's just... Sigh, forget it. It's fate that we met. We will go with you to slay demons." Gintoki calmly took out all the money in Yamazaki's wallet and return the wallet.

"Really Thank you so much! I, Yamazaki, will use my entire life to thank you all!" Yamazaki said with tears all over his face.

Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki who were walking in front, Kawaki suddenly thought of a good idea. He secretly laughed and whispered to Kagura and Shinpachi, "Hey, you two. Do you want to know Gintoki's weakness?"

At the same time, inside Shinsengumi.

"It's really too horrible to look at. Hey, how many are there already?" Toshiro looked at the Shinsengumi members who were constantly being carried in, and his face was a little ugly.

"Oh, there are already eighteen people," Sogo replied, "More than half of the members have been put down. Now that things have come to this, even I am a little scared."

"What kind of joke is this? Shinsengumi, who is famous in the world, is actually all put down by ghosts. This kind of shameful thing must not be leaked out. It's too shameful." Toshiro slowly spat out a mouthful of smoke.

"Toshi. I wasn't beaten by a ghost. I was beaten by mayonnaise!" Kondo said from the side.

"That's even worse," Toshiro replied without turning his head.

This incident started last night. Last night, Shinsengumi's members gathered together holding a flashlight to tell a supernatural story. A member of the Shinsengumi, named Inayama, told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono. When they were about to talk about it, Toshiro appeared behind them with fried noodles and shouted, "We've run out of mayonnaise!!"

It really frightened a group of people, especially Kondo. He was so scared that he rolled his eyes and fainted while foaming in the mouth. Then, it came to this morning. When it was time for the exercise, they found that half of the people did not go to the exercise. Toshiro was about to get angry, but he suddenly received a report from his subordinates. They said that all the people who did not come to the exercise were unconscious, and they also talked nonsense from time to time. It seemed that they were in pain

"Everybody is making delirious sounds about the woman in the red kimono." Sogo sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the same weird story that Inayama-san said?"

"Stupid! I don't believe there is something like a ghost!" Toshiro retorted without hesitation.

"If you look down on ghosts too much. You will get retribution, Toshiro." Kondo sat at the door and said, "This room has been cursed. It must have been haunted by a horrible spirit."

"What the hell? How stupid." Toshiro had a look of disapproval, but then he remembered that he saw something on the roof at night. "Ah, no, never..."

But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Chief, there you are."