Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 41: Otae: The Real Title of This Work Is Taetama, Remembered It Well...

"Hey, haven't you stopped the car yet? I really can't take it anymore..." At this time, Gintoki slowly turned his head and said. But Kawaki was nowhere to be seen.

Gintoki looked into the distance and saw the familiar car. In an instant, Gintoki got up in an instant and rushed over at a sprint speed of 100 m/s, "What a joke!"

"Driver, give them a speed that they can't catch up to and can't get rid of. Just let them run to the beach." Kawaki glanced at the back and said. At the same time, he was pouring himself a cup of iced cola.

"Ah, I really can't do it anymore. I feel like I'm going to die..." Gintoki said while lying on the beach, "I feel like I ran at least a hundred kilometers..."

"Hey, it's at most one kilometer, your rounding is too much!" Kawaki shouted.

At this time, Tsukuyo and the others also walked toward Kawaki.

"There really seems to be a monster. Ah, just thinking about it makes me excited." Seita's face was full of excitement, but Shinpachi was not so excited.

"Gin-san, the high reward, and so on are all lies." Shinpachi hesitated and said to Gintoki.

Then everyone heard the sound of something breaking.

"This is a critical hit in an RPG game-aru. Remember it clearly." Kagura stretched out a finger and explained to Seita.

"Actually, the uncle who sells Yakisoba over there was joking. That uncle didn't expect anyone to come..." Shinpachi said again.

"Huh?" Gintoki stood up, but his head was still lowered as he slowly walked towards the nearby stall. However, everyone could feel the indescribable flames burning on his body.

Kawaki also followed him.

"Hey, why are you joking?" Gintoki lowered his head and said. Then, he raised his head and continue, "Men are creatures even when they are joking, they have to gamble with their lives! They have to be responsible for every word and action they say!"

The yellow-haired boss, who had sunglasses, couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said with a smile, "That... that little girl has already eaten 30 servings. This is sea cucumber Yakisoba! It's very expensive!"

"Ah, really." Kawaki squatted down and smelled the Yakisoba on the iron plate, "There really is a fishy smell. It stinks to death."

Gintoki finally couldn't hold it in any longer. He raised his hand and pressed the boss' head against the iron plate. The iron plate instantly emitted a [Zizi] sound.

"Wait, calm down!" The boss hurriedly said, "I don't have any money, but I will give you things that are equal in price!"

"Oh, then let's take a look first."

On the beach, Kawaki inserted his umbrella into the ground and lay motionless under the umbrella.

There was also a large parasol at the side, and below it was a group of women and children(Hinowa, Tsukuyo, Kagura, Otae, and Seita).

On the side, Sadaharu was digging a hole in the sand, and it seemed that he could dig through the earth before the end of this novel.

On the side, Gintoki, Shinhachi, and Hasegawa were wearing the so-called collector's edition t-shirt (white t-shirt that said beach samurai) that the shop owner just took out, sitting side by side on the beach without saying a word.

"This shirt is really good, Gin-san," Shinpachi said with his head lowered.

"Yeah, If I'd worn this as a teenager, it may have been enough to push my mother to domestic violence." Gintoki lowered his head and replied.

"That shirt is rare and not for sale. Only my staff can wear it." The stall owner who was tied up shouted, "You put on that shirt. Now you are all fellow men of the sea! So, let me go! Men of the sea don't do this kind of thing!!"

However, the three people on the side did not seem to hear it at all.

"Gin-san, what should we do next?" Shinpachi asked in a low voice.

"This..."

Gintoki was just about to speak when he was interrupted by Hasegawa, "Then we can only make a move."

"What are you doing?" Gintoki replied.

"On the empty beach, one monster and three Beach Samurai. If we don't protect the sea, who else can protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and sighed, "How do you recover when you encounter something depressed? Humans can probably be divided into two types according to the method of reinvigorating."

As he spoke, Hasegawa puffed out a mouthful of smoke, "The first is to comfort himself by seeing somebody who's worse off. The other is to look at something greater than myself and ruthlessly challenge and try to raise himself to it. I belong to the latter. In the past, whenever I've gotten into trouble, I always come to the beach. It helps me realize how tiny I am. By the way, I met my first wife, Hatsu, at the beach. What I'm trying to say is, it's like the sea is my textbook and teacher."

As he spoke, Hasegawa stood up and faced the sea, continuing, "Everyone has some place in their heart they can fall back on when they need to. Even if I keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called job is just to feed me. Money doesn't matter! This is my duty! Do you understand? The two of you..."

Only then did Hasegawa turn his head. However, it was only at this time that he realized that Gintoki and Shinpachi had already run under Kawaki's umbrella. The three of them were fighting over the shadow under Kawaki's umbrella.

"Hey! Do you have to squeeze under the umbrella next to me?! You two bastards!" Kawaki forcefully pushed the two of them.

"Hey, are you listening to me?" Hasegawa shouted.

"Don't worry, Master. The readers must have seen it. We don't care!" Gintoki shouted as he pushed Kawaki.

"Well, thanks to you, the author has lost count of how many words he wrote. He was so happy that he didn't know what to say. He originally wanted to end it in two chapters, but it seemed that he had to write the third chapter. The author must be thanking your whole family now." Kawaki also shouted.

"Gin-san, Shin-chan," At this time, Otae and Kagura walked over, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as we defeat that alien monster, they will give some reward."

"Really, sister" Shinpachi immediately stood up.

"Yes."

"Then it should get your spirits up again!" Gintoki also stood up and lifted Kawaki up.

"Hey, it seems that I have nothing to do with it at all," Kawaki stared at Gintoki and said.

"What are you talking about? All life is evolved from the sea! Your mother is suffering. As a son, shouldn't you stand up for her?" Gintoki retorted.

"My mother is Planet Heiwa's sea, not Earth's sea." Kawaki raised his hand and said.

"This kind of setting is basically impossible for readers to remember. Don't worry!" Gintoki replied.

"Hey! What kind of person do you think the readers are?" Shinpachi shouted. At the same time, a smile appeared on his face, "I'm sorry, readers. There's something wrong with this silver-haired naturally wavy hair head."

"It's such a camera and you take it all by yourself. What do you want to do?!" Gintoki said unhappily, "You are just glasses that are in charge of retorting! You are just glasses that are in charge of retorting!"

"Get lost! The two of you! The camera is mine! I'm the main character!" Kawaki directly kicked the two out of the camera.

"Perfect! Then let's have a showdown! Let's decide who is the main character of this novel!" Gintoki got up and chuckled.

"Let's compete then! Who's afraid of you!" Kawaki was not to be outdone.

"Hey, the few of you are enough!" In an instant, Otae took a box out of nowhere and threw out three pieces of indescribable dark matter that emitted a black aura. At the same time, they hit Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi.

The three of them instantly fell to the ground and type GG

"In fact, the complete name of this novel is [Maybe a Fake Gintama's real name is Taetama]!" Otae said with a smile to the camera.

[A certain Author]: Hey! Don't randomly change the name of others' work!

Otae, "Hmm? Do you have any objections?"

[A certain Author]: Sumimasen!

[Foreign Voice]: As expected, evil people need to be ground by evil people.

Otae: "What did you say?"

[Foreign Voice]: Sumimasen!

"Now is not the time to talk about this, okay?" Shinpachi stood up and roared.

"I say, how did it become like this"

The Yakisoba seller was tied to a cross and inserted into the sea as bait

But why do I have to do this? Did I do something wrong? I was just cooking fried noodles(Yakisoba)! Release me, my feet are about to be soaked!" The stall owner shouted loudly.

However, there was no effect. No one on the beach had any intention of saving him.

"Seita, that's not right. You have to apply evenly." Tsukuyo, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a whole bucket of sunscreen lotion on Seita.

"Did you really bring lotion? What posture do you want him to learn? This is not that kind of shop!" Kawaki shouted, then looked at Hinowa who was smiling at the side, "Don't you care about his mother?"

"Don't tell me you only smear it on [Beep]?" Tsukuyo muttered.

"It's just swimming! You don't need to apply anything!" Kawaki roared, "Seita, come over here. I'll teach you how to swim."

"Really," Seita said in surprise.

"Yes." After Kawaki replied, he directly lifted Seita, "The density of seawater is much higher than that in a swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." With that, Kawaki made a throwing pose. "Go! Seita!"

After saying that, Kawaki threw Seita into the sea.

"Hey! Someone will die!" On the side, Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

"What are you talking about, Shinpachi," Kawaki waved his hand with an indifferent expression. "That's how boys learn to swim, right? I learned to swim when I was a child by being thrown into the sea like this. What I learned by myself It is more reliable than what others teach."

Looking at Seita who was constantly struggling, Shinpachi hurriedly jumped into the sea...