Chapter 676: It's a Strip Club Trap
So this place is pretty fucked up…
I realised that this was a place where things were all dressed up nice and pretty just to hide the ugliness underneath.
And what I mean by that is…
"Hello pretty girl~ Do you want me to show you a good ti-auuurrgghhh!!"
Shadow Emilia stabbed the female Mahun wearing a bunny girl outfit before she could finish her words.
The 'woman' then melted into a slime puddle, revealing her real form before the slime puddle disappeared to leave behind a Mana Crystal.
I won't lie, the first time I came across a similar monster, I actually thought they were one of the Dungeoneers who got captured by the demoness like Hiandoca had told me about.
I used [Screened] when I was approaching her and paused when it showed that the person in front of me was a slime monster, only to turn back and see her torso suddenly open up to form a giant mouth in an attempt to eat me.
Naturally, all I needed to do was send out a mental command and Eins stunned it with a [Static Bolt] before Shadow Katsuki finished it off with a [Fire Blast].
After something like that, I knew what kind of monsters we were dealing with so I was more careful of everyone we met.
Sure enough, the entire floor was filled with slimes that changed their appearances into various sexually attractive people wearing provocative outfits trying to entice us to approach them.
I made sure to double check that each person we met was a monster before I killed them.
Wouldn't want to accidentally kill some poor Dungeoneer who got stuck here.
I haven't seen any other Dungeoneer down here at least, so I wasn't expecting any of them to be one.
Even if I did, I'd think I would find them tied up or something instead of wandering around asking if I would like a quick fuck.
But seriously… Why the hell did Hiandoca make a floor like this? It feels like this entire floor was just also another floor that was based around traps.
The monsters here also weren't dropping anything worthwhile and they weren't a challenge either as long as you don't fall into their traps.
They're literally all dressed in erotic outfits and wandering around the Dungeon and trying to distract anyone they find.
And just as I thought of that, I came across a rather peculiar sight.
I found the lower half of someone's body sticking out from the wall.
Furthermore… They weren't wearing anything underneath either and their sex was on full display, letting me know that it belonged to a female when I went closer to inspect it.
I tried using [Screened] on it, fully expecting this to be a trap and for me to just walk on by.
Sure enough, the window that popped up told me that this was another slime monster and I'd bet if someone else came along and wasn't able to discern the true nature of it, they might try to stick themselves inside it and end up being devoured.
Now I'm wondering if everything here was truly made by Hiandoca or maybe it was Tyler who came up with them and the goddess simply adopted the idea?
Because I'm pretty sure a trap like this could only be made by someone who has seen that kind of media…
Well, either way, I dealt with that slime monster by having Eins shoot a [Spark Strike] at it, defeating it with a single blow.
Continuing forward, I found myself standing in what definitely was unmistakably a strip club.
There was a large stage with several poles and various girls of different races dancing on the poles in various states of undress.
There were also other patrons there as well but I quickly realised that all of them were females and were also dressed like the slime monsters outside.
Almost as soon as I entered the room, all the heads in the room turned to face our group.
I looked behind us and… Surprise, surprise, the door was gone.
Great… I guess I fell into a monster trap…
The 'strippers' in the room continued their dance while the 'patrons' started to approach my party with lecherous looks on their faces.
"Oh~ Look! We have guests!"
"A very pretty one too~"
"I would love to service them all with all my holes!"
Alright everyone, let's kill them all.
As though sensing our hostility, the bodies of the girls changed and morphed into monstrous versions of themselves almost like they had just come out from a horror movie.
Some of their bodies elongated and split in half to reveal a giant mouth with rows of razor sharp teeth in it. Others had their limbs elongated and turned into sharp claws or even had their jaws open impossibly wide like a lamprey.
Ok… This is new… I was almost sure that this trap would be just them trying to rape us or something… I guess we really need to kill them now.
With a single mental command, my party had taken a step forward to engage the monsters who were rushing towards us.
The first wave reached Shadow Odeta who was quick to try and punch the first one closest to her away.
As the monster she punched was sent flying, two others nearby lunged towards her, grabbing her arm and trying to pull her towards them.
I quickly instructed Shadow Emilia and Shadow Katsuki to assist her and the both of them easily cut the monsters down to free Shadow Odeta.
There was no time to rest though as even more of the monsters started rushing towards us, almost resembling those zombies I might see in movies.
And just like the zombies, they were not stopping in their advance as they tried once again to grab at Shadow Odeta, prompting my vanguard to start beating and cutting them down.
Shadow Lisa fired a [Laser] at them, piercing through a large crowd of them at the same time.
Eins then followed up with a [Fire Blast] that conjured up a large sea of flames to burn away some of the monsters as well.
But even despite the fire, the monsters walked through the fire, completely unconcerned about being burned and continued running at us while still one fire.
A few of them were burned away but some of them managed to survive and continued their advance while still being on fire.
Shadow Odeta was forced to move away to avoid the flames which left Shadow Emilia and Shadow Delmare there to cut them down with their blades.
I realised that more of them were showing up and taking the place of the ones that we cut down, almost like two of them were showing up for every one that we killed. The crowd also doesn't seem to be getting thinner either, almost like they were popping out from somewhere or being summoned.
I peeked over the crowd of monsters to see that the 'strippers' still maintained their form and were still dancing on the poles while making erotic poses on them from time to time.
That was when I realised that each time they struck a pose, a few of those monsters would spring up in front of them and start rushing towards us in a frenzy.
Wait… They were summoning more? What the heck is this? This is unfair! You're not supposed to be able to call more people to help you fight me!
Eins! Do something about that!
My Shadow Guard obeyed my orders immediately, her palm lifting up to shoot a [Spark Strike] at one of the pole dancers.
The lightning bolt struck home on the dancer's chest, sending her flying back and crashing on the floor.
I was about to direct Eins to shoot the second one when the first one let out a shriek and stood back up, her wound rapidly healing and a rather pissed off look materialising on her face.
I watched as the monster started to change and shift itself, transforming into some kind of giant blob that slowly slid off the stage.
Unlike the other zombi-- I mean… Other slime abominations that were running towards us as fast as they could, the blob was shambling along the path slowly.
What the fuck is that?
Not wanting to risk it, I immediately directed Shadow Lisa to shoot a [Laser] at it, hoping that it would be enough to kill it.
Unfortunately, the spell seemed to be absorbed by the slime and the light beam merely made the surface of the blob ripple without leaving any traces of damage.
Err… Eins?
She shot out another [Spark Strike] at the blob, but aside from the ripple across the surface of its body, nothing else happened.
What the heck? Don't tell me that it somehow managed to make itself immune to magic after it transformed? Because that would be even more unfair!
You already have a whole bunch of zombie-slime monsters that just keep coming without pause and now you have one monster that is immune to magic completely?
This is so bullshit!