Surviving a Harsh Fantasy with Cheat Items (WN)

Chapter 76.2: Leaf Holy Relic

Takeru, homo.I mean, Archbishop Nicholas is wearing a relic called Leaf of Adamo. Its a fig leaf that is said to have been naturally attached to Adamos crotch, the first man created by Asama eight thousand years ago.

Is that so.

No, Asama, you created the wrong man.

Adamo is probably Adam and he didnt get this leaf until after he ate the forbidden fruit so it is odd that he was created with a leaf on his crotch.

I can definitely understand that suspicious look on your face. Theres probably no way for a leaf to exist for 8000 years. It is an elaborately made replica.

No, its not about the leaf replica.ah, forget it!

I feel like if it is anything related to the Asama Church, I cant help but admit defeat!

Perhaps the identity of the goddess of creation, Asama, is one of the old ones.

That ancient holy relic, the Leaf of Adamo, has the ability to disrupt the holy magic of the priestess of Asama. Because of that, the swift golems movement slowed down.

Explain the theory to me first.

Then, she told me to a level where I can understand.

To summarize it, archbishop homo won in a holy magic item match.

Since the golems have been annihilated, archbishop homo who screamed Iyahhhooooouuuuu a number of times is severely sweaty. His raw skin is wet with sweat and he is roughing heavily when he comes to me.

Please put on your clothes. Its hurting me visually.

Ah, by the way, Im alone. Crown Prince Freed is not here.

No, if youre alone, theres no way you can get here.

Archbishop homo pointed at the magic circle while saying Iyey with a refreshed smile.

Right, if he used that magic circle which has similar quality to the magic circles of the White Tower of Trials, hell be able to come here alone and in an instant. The space time mage Jenny got his back.

The Crown Prince is busy with errands so I came to Silesies Hero-sama in the name of scouting.

Why do you have to do that? What is your purpose?

Yeah, Ill tell you. I only cooperate with the Crown Prince because of common interest and depending on what is Silesies Hero-sama belief, I dont mind changing sides.

Then, Ill listen to what you have to say.

Then, hear me out. I have a dream!

Archbishop homo, who has nothing but a leaf to cover his body, suddenly pointed his fingers up to the heavens and began a speech.

No, hes an archbishop so this is a sermon. However, I would prefer if he put on some clothes first before he starts his sermon.

The Church of Asama, which officially proclaims gender equality, has clear discrimination against men from the inside desu. The current pope is a woman and the six archbishops, aside from me, are all women. Its terrible, isnt it? Yeah, please, wait. I know, I cant help but feel discriminated because of my abilities desu yo.

Ria looked like she wanted to say something but she chose to be silent for the time being.

He helped us so we have to at least hear what he wants to say first.

However, reality is different desu. There are many male clergies who are as good as me but very few men are promoted to higher positions in the church. The best example of discrimination is that heroes have to be with a saintess desu yo.

Whats wrong with that?

Ah, no, Ive interrupted.

Archbishop homo seems to be very happy.

Its not right to make sisters the partners of heroes. Im the only man whos with a hero in the world right now desu! Do you know that more than 90% of heroes in history choses women as their partners? Why is it like that even though there were many excellent saints who can certify a hero, isnt it terrible!?

Uhm, I cant say anything. Thats it.

When I look at Ria, she looks like she wants to say something too.

So, I have a dream! Now is the time to correct the wrong of this female dominated church! Prince Freed chose me because of my high ability but hes a filthy womanizer desu. He doesnt understand my principles at all!

Actually, I dont get it either.

Ehto.

On that note, you are a promising one, Silesies Hero-sama. I feel that youre a clean person who rejects the lascivious temptations of that filthy saintess over there. I thought you were the hero Ive been looking for. You are my fated one.

Uwaaa, so thats the reason why he did it with him. Freed is amazing.

I respect the fact that he was able to use this archbishop because of his outstanding capability to make someone a stronger hero. In order to become the strongest, he didnt even choose the mean.

Hey, homo, I mean, Archbishop Nicholas.

Oh, what is it, Silesies Hero-sama?

You said there were almost no saint chosen by heroes but doesnt that mean that women rarely become heroes?

Oh, thats.