Chapter 102: EP14: God damn .
Chapter 102: EP14: God damn .
Feng still had an entire four minutes before the recess ends and the new question is asked.
He began to ruminate on why elder Bai sent him here.
Feng thought back to the time when he was chatting with elder Bai. He recalled that elder Bai wasn't really furious at him.
'Hmm, everything was normal. The elder was only scolded me for my shameless behavior! He was also calm when he mentioned about killing me. Hence, I reckon that he wasn't really angry at me.' Feng reflected, placing his head on his hand wasn't possible as he had no arms, hence he squinted his eyes and his gaze turned sharper.
The jester 'Jaaun' could see Feng Mei actions, even though his head was placed outside, and the head had no eyes.
The jester 'Jaaun' whispered to terrify Feng Mei, "No matter what you cook up, you still won't be able to escape this place. Your fate is to join the ranks of the tormented souls and be eternally enslaved here. I will have my fun torturing you to death!'
Feng didn't reply as talking back will waste his precious time. Furthermore, Feng knew that Jaaun was the type of person who will terrify a terrified being but leave a strong-minded person alone.
"Hmm, boring," Feng once again heard the eunuch whisper. Jaaun stopped annoying Feng Mei after he received no response, he went away. Then silence has returned to Feng consciousness, two minutes have departed towards the yellow spring to meet grandma Meng Po, now only two minutes are left before the end of the break.
Jaaun who had nothing better to do began to cook up a spicy question. Jaaun took his time. After all, he had an entire spiritual library of question and answer sheets. He ultimately decided on a difficult question. He picked up a question scroll that was patched with snow fabric, an answer to this question is only known by beings at the peak levels of power.
Jaaun also saw a question, whose answer usually terrify every sane person's soul, but not Jaaun, he wanted to experience it, his entire being wished for it. "Right, this should be the choice for my last question," he creepily said as another question scroll was picked up.
In the end, Jaaun picked up two question scrolls.
Jaaun had seen Feng covering one/third the distance towards his torso after answering the first question. Hence, Jaaun was led to believe that Feng will have to answer two more questions before he can take the exit, the exit that is his gigantic torso.
While Jaaun was picking up his super-duper and ultra-hard question to wreck Feng, Feng was speculating the reason why elder Bai send him here.
Feng Mei brows arched him. 'I finally remember! The elder changed when I mentioned the word dementia. He then asked me whether I was suffering from memory loss or not. After I confirmed that I am having memory issues, he immediately attacked me by his truth emblem,' he thought.
'Could it be that he wanted me to remember something important?' Feng thwarted this though, as the only memories he recalled were about this place, the disgusting sonuvabitch, and the lightning tortures he underwent.
'Maybe the elder wants to punish me? Whatever: annoyed image:' Feng gave up, time was running thin. 'After answering the upcoming question I will get out of here and have a face to face talk with elder Bai,' Feng thought, he had concluded that elder Bai really wasn't after his life.
Thinking and thinking, the last two minutes dissipated.
"Darling, resting time had ended. It's time for you to be tortured again; Believe me, this time I will shatter you into pieces like the shard of a jaded-mirror," the Jester that had its dick cutoff sweetly whispered in Feng's ear.
Feng almost barfed. "Hey Yo, tormented souls, do you guys know that your master is a eunuch and he is also into men?" Feng exclaimed for everyone to hear, silence followed, and then clamor once again began between the tormented soul sitting upon the skeleton seats.
Jaaun exploded in anger. He wanted to immediately torture Feng.
[The second question! ] The creepy and ear-wrenching voice of Jaaun resounded in the circus tent.
Feng purposely annoyed Jaaun. He had no time to play little games with this disgusting bastard. After all, Feng needed to obtain answers and return back to the physical world, the world which is infected by zombies.
Jaaun continued and Feng intently heard. He had to give a correct answer within three seconds or else he will be struck down by lightning strikes. He had already lost his arms so the next target will probably be legs. Feng only had the strength of a mortal in this place, If he lost both his legs, then getting out of this place will be questionable, who can crawl without hands and legs? Probably only himself, as he had once used his teeth to crawl and cover the distance of 99 miles.
[When loves wither, he is present
When loves bloom, he silently leaves]
The jester said, and Feng entered the unique state of reminiscence.
[In his presence, the ash had always fallen down
Ashless places, not he remains (he does not remain in ashless places) ]
Feng knew this person, this man was...
[He provides hopes to lovebirds, shadowed under dark skies
He leaves before sunrise, silent & immeasurable might]
The tormented soul was under euphoria, happy smiles enchanted their sorrowful and vicious face.
[Who is he?] The jester finished.
Right then, Feng remembered that this man was the elder brother of his wife!
A second passed, Feng couldn't answer, he forgot the fucking name.
'Who is he, the one that comes to help lovebirds reconcile and flee silently when loves bloom?' Feng pondered hard. In reply, the soul line of evil intermixed with his own soul reacted and began to throb. The pandora box that hid Feng Mei memories opened up and he was provided with a lot of forgotten memories.
Two seconds passed! The head of Jaaun placed outside the tent began to twist and turn, cheeks stretched and a gothic smile was plastered on Jaaun face.
Jaaun totally believed that Feng will be unable to answer this question. Right then, an imperial voice resounded inside the circus tent.
"Snow gentlemen!" Feng shouted, his eyes reflected an entirely different person, as if he just underwent a personality change.
'Next time he will be tortured, for sure. There's no way this green-horse can answer the next question!' Jaaun thought.
Jaaun announced against his will, [Ding Dong Ding, your answer is correct]
[Three seconds are allocated to you, move at your risk] Jaaun had to make the announcement, or else he will be punished by the rules set by the creator of this place 'Elder Bai'.
The immobilizing dark-hex binding Feng Mei loosened, Feng immediately made a run for it.
If previously he ran like an exhausted dog, then this time he was running like a horny big black horse that had seen a small and pink phony.
In 1.5 seconds he covered 2/3 the distance.
Jaaun mouth opened up, while the tormented soul, for the first time in their afterlife, saw a being escaping this hell!
In the next second, Feng has reached before the gigantic torso without limbs. A jump was all he needs to get out of this place.
After answering the first question, Feng had purposely traveled fast and acted super desperate like a drugee who hasn't taken the drug for three weeks. In the end, he purposely covered only 1/3 the distance between him and the torso.
This was all Feng Mei plan to fool Jaaun!
Feng knew that Jaaun was like a typical villain who kept the best for the end. He knew that Jaaun will ask the most difficult question at the end. He might not be able to answer the hardest question. Hence, he had fooled Jaaun through his Oscar-winning acting!
Feng did a deep squad, since he needed to make a big jump.
His bleeding heels (bitten by vicious souls) touched the buttocks. Feng was gonna spring himself upwards like a rocket and drop in the middle of the torso, which was also the gateway out of this place. But not everything goes as planned.
There's no way Jaaun was gonna let a mere mortal leave this place.
"You Dare Fool Me!" Jaaun shouted and Feng felt his entire existence being mortified. He couldn't move.
The last 0.5 second passed away and Feng was rooted in place by the immobilizing hex. He was still crouching down, an embarrassing position.
His plan failed due to the fucking administrator. It's almost like a gm(Game master lv 1000) Pking (player killing) noobs ( Level 1-10 players) in the beginner village!
The Milky stars (made out of Jaaun chopped limbs) above darkened.
"God damn, fuck you fool. Go suffer!" Feng swore at the torso. 'This disgusting bastard broke the rules just to keep me here,' he thought.
"I will do anything to keep you here, Darling~" the perverted eunuch replied in anger.
[ Ancient rules violated by the jester; punishment of chaining activate] A monotone voice announced.