Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 86: Even if the World Is Different, Family Will Always Be Family!

In the end, this space monster was still dealt with by Kawaki and Umibouzu, but the entire space station had been turned into a complete mess.

Kawaki especially went to find a few staff members. The staff member's reply was that the space station needed to be repaired for a period of time, at least a month.

Kawaki almost fought with the staff member, but he was firmly stopped by Umibouzu and Gintoki.

"Calm down!" Gintoki pulled Kawaki and shouted.

"How can I calm down! One month! How can Sister Kouka's body last for a month!" Kawaki scolded, "Who on earth brought that thing! Who is it?"

"It seems to be the one over there..." Gintoki pointed at the passengers that he had rescued and said, "It seems to be called Prince Baka or something."

(TL Note: Prince Hata (Hata ji) or as most of the characters like to call him, Prince Baka (Baka ji).)

At the same time, Prince Baka, who had narrowly escaped death, looked at Kawaki, Umibouzu, and Kagura, who had an angry look on their faces, and began to shiver

...

"There is no other way, we can only go back with an ordinary spaceship." Umibouzu sighed as he walked, "But we might have to set off ahead of time. Kouka's body won't be able to last long on Earth."

"How long?" Kagura asked.

"Today," Umibouzu replied.

"I see..." Kagura looked a little disappointed.

"Don't show that expression, Kagura." Kawaki reminded, "Sister must have prepared food for us at home! So smile!"

As he spoke, Kawaki seemed to have thought of something and ran in another direction, "I still have something to do and will be back a little later!"

"Speaking of which, where did Shinpachi go?" Gintoki finally realized something.

"Isn't he here?" Kagura pointed at the glasses above her head and said.

"It's great that everyone is here."

"Great my ass!" Shinpachi kicked Gintoki down, "That's not Shinpachi! I'm Shinpachi! Why didn't you tell me when you left?!!!"

Kawaki walked into the room and looked at the silent crowd sitting at the dining table, "What's wrong? Are you waiting for me to eat? Why aren't you eating?"

Kouka leaned against the window with a smoking pipe. She smoked and said slowly, "Welcome back..."

"Ah, I'm back." Kawaki smiled and sat down, "What's wrong? Why aren't you eating? Don't you like it?"

"Itadakimasu!" Kawaki picked up his chopsticks and glanced at the smiling Kouka.

After saying that, he picked up the nearest dish and put it into his mouth.

"It's really delicious~," Kawaki said as he began to eat with rice.

"Hey, is there something wrong with Kawaki-san's taste? This is too salty! It's like eating salt. How can he eat it?" Shinpachi whispered to Gintoki.

"I haven't cooked for a long time, so I can't figure out how much salt I should put," Kouka said with a smile.

'That not true! This is hatred of salt!' Gintoki thought.

"What? You don't like it?" Kouka asked with a smile.

"No, I just don't feel so hungry. I probably ate too much at noon, hahaha." Gintoki scratched his head and said.

"Hey? Isn't everyone at the amusement park at noon?" Kouka asked doubtfully, "Is it because the food doesn't fit your appetite?"

"Then I remembered wrong. I ate too much in the morning," Gintoki replied.

However, at this time, Kagura looked at Kawaki who was constantly eating, and finally made up her mind. She picked up her chopsticks with trembling hands and said, "Itadakimasu!"

After saying that, she also began to eat.

Gintoki looked at the smiling Kouka, then looked at Umibouzu who was hanging on the ceiling and swallowed his saliva.

It was because Umibouzu had tasted a mouthful of food and said that it was too salty...

"I did my best. Do you know the consequences of wasting food? "Kouka said with a smile.

'How does this look like a sick person?!!' Gintoki roared in his heart.

In short, the meal was still eaten up. Most of it was still settled by Kagura and Kawaki. The rest was forced into Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Tsukuyo's stomachs.

While Umibouzu was still hanging on the ceiling

"I asked a friend. His fleet will send you back later," Kawaki said.

"A fleet?" Gintoki said, "Are you talking about..."

Before he could finish, a familiar laugh sounded.

"Hahahaha, Kawaki, I didn't expect you to actually remember to call me. Ahahahaha..." Sakamoto kicked open the door and shouted.

"Can this idiot do it? I'm a little worried that he can really send my distant wife back to her home planet," Gintoki murmured, but just as he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Kawaki again.

"Oh, Kintoki is also here. It's really been a long time. Let's have a drink!" Sakamoto sat down and continued, "Let's have a drink together! It's Kawaki's treat!"

"Hey, didn't you say that they have a job to entrust to us?" Mutsu walked in and said at the same time he looked at Sakamoto who was kicked to the floor by Kawaki, "In addition, please aim at that guy's [Weapon]. His head is hopeless, but that place should still be okay."

"I see~" As he spoke, Kawaki kicked towards the middle of Sakamoto's legs.

"AHH!!!!"

Everyone stood beside Kaientai's spaceship and bid their final farewell. Kagura remained silent and stayed in Kouka's arms, enjoying the last bit of warmth.

On the other side, Umibouzu was communicating with Mutsu familiarly. At this time, everyone finally understood that the two of them had known each other before.

"I have prepared a lot of books and daily necessities," Kawaki looked at Kaientai's employee who was constantly moving the goods onto the ship and said to Kouka, "After all, that place is really too empty. Moreover..."

As he spoke, Kawaki took out two mobile phones from his bosom, "These are specially modified communicators. Although it can't make calls, it can still send some photos and texts."

"Uncle..."

"Isn't there still a lot of things that you haven't said? In this way, even if the world is different, Kagura and his mother can still communicate with each other~," Kawaki said with a smile.

"En!"

When Kouka and Kagura put away their mobile phones, Umibouzu, who was at the side, had already run over, "Why did you take out such a convenient thing now! And why is it only for them?! Where's Pappy's? Pappy also wants to communicate with his daughter who would enter puberty at any time!"

"Eh? I thought you'd been mourning for your lost hair follicles. How you can't take care of your puberty daughter."

"I think you did it on purpose! You didn't prepare for Pappy thing on purpose!"

"This sentence is very sad~," Kawaki said as he took out two more. "But I really forgot."

"Aren't there two more? What do you mean forgot? Are you lying with your eyes open?"

"I have one, and I have the big nephew I haven't seen for a long time. As for the bald one, I haven't prepared it yet." Kawaki continued.

"That stinky brat doesn't need it! Also, you are still holding a grudge for that time, right?"

"Yes," Kawaki replied decisively.

"You admitted it so decisively! Sure enough, it was the right decision to throw you to Earth!" As he spoke, Umibouzu glanced at the goods that Kaientai's employees were carrying. To be more precise, it was a whole shelf of books. He instantly lost his composure.

"The Husband and wife theory" is barely acceptable, [Top Ten Signs of a Husband's Infidelity], [Single Woman After Divorce]..." Umibouzu flipped through these books, his face turning darker and darker. Currently, he had already flipped to [How to Fight Custody with a Divorced Husband]...

"You stinking brat, what do you want Kouka to learn?!!" Umibouzu grabbed Kawaki and shouted.

"To prepare for the future," Kawaki explained.

"What future? There is no future like this at all! I will not allow this to happen!"

"Really?" Kawaki was puzzled, "Yesterday, a certain someone told me to invite him to Yoshiwara the next time he comes to Earth~."

"Kouka, listen to me! It's not what he said! Although I did say that, I really didn't mean it that way..."

Umibouzu didn't finish his sentence because he was sent flying by Kagura and Kouka at the same time.

"Family... violence..." After saying that, Umibouzu fainted.

"Mommy..." Kagura looked reluctant.

Kawaki walked to Kagura's side and gently patted Kagura's shoulder, "There are many chances to see each other again. Uncle promises you that he will take you to see Mommy every year. Then, finally..." As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Kaientai's employee beside him, "Then, I'll leave it to you!"

"What?" Kagura was puzzled.

"Of course, it's a family portrait!" Kawaki said matter-of-factly, "Hurry up and smile!"

"Wait a minute! How can the whole family not have a father!" Umibouzu crawled over and said.

"You're too eye-catching! Baldy! Your head is too bright! It affects the photographer to fill in the light!" Kawaki shouted while kicking Umibouzu. At the same time, Gintoki and Shinpachi also came over, and Tsukuyo also quietly stood next to Kawaki.

Like this, the photo was taken.

"Then, Kagura will be in your hands," Kouka glanced at Kawaki, and then looked at Gintoki next to him, "Danna (husband)-san of Earth~"

"Eh? What is 'Earth's Danna'? What do you mean by 'Earth's Danna'? When did Earth have an additional Danna?" Umibouzu shouted, but Kouka did not reply. Instead, she was making a final farewell to Kagura.

In the end, Umibouzu still boarded Kaientai's ship with Kouka. Kawaki, Kagura, and the others stood in place and watched for a long time.

"I'm sorry, Kagura-chan. Actually, it was me..." Before Kawaki could finish, he was interrupted by Kagura.

"You don't have to apologize! I know!" Kagura turned her head and grinned, "Thanks to Uncle, Mommy is alive. Although we can't meet often, Mommy must have been thinking about 'This family has never changed! Everyone has always been together! Our hearts have always been together'~"

"Kagura-chan~," Kawaki was instantly moved to tears and hugged Kagura.

"Your snot is really dirty!" Kagura pushed her father away in disgust... No, uncle, "By the way, does uncle know Kamui? Why do I feel that you know Kamui?"

"I can't say for sure. It's just that we met a long time ago."

"In this case, did you make up for some regrets?" Umibouzu said softly to Kouka, "Although there's still one more person missing,"

"No, in fact, nothing is missing." After Kouka finished speaking, she turned her head and smiled at Umibouzu.

"I mean that stinky brat..." Umibouzu muttered, but Kouka did not answer. He walked towards the room Mutsu had prepared for him.

At this time, Umibouzu finally reacted. He carefully looked at the photo for a long time before he found a figure holding an umbrella with his back facing everyone in an inconspicuous corner

"Let's go, Abuto," Kamui said and turned to leave.

"Captain, can you not think about sneaking off every time? The higher-ups are asking me where we sneaked off to every day..." Abuto complained.

"But the earth is really incredible~," Kamui continued, "There really are ridiculously strong guys everywhere~," As he spoke, Kamui recalled the battle at the Space Station.

"Are you referring to the man beside Umibouzu?"

"And that guy with the wooden sword, it's really very interesting~," Although Kamui said this, he was still a little surprised in his heart. He did not expect that the person who saved his mother with him back then was actually so strong...