Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 85: It’s 100 Years Too Early for a Little Brat to Command Adults!

The next day.

"The weather is pretty good today~"

Kawaki sighed with emotion. At the same time, he was holding an umbrella for Kouka. Kagura led the way in front while skipping and bouncing along the way. Umibouzu looked at Kawaki with a face full of bitterness and hatred.

"Get out of my way! Leave the matter of holding an umbrella for my dear wife to me!" Umibouzu shouted.

"Baldy, you should protect your head first. After all, the sun on Earth is very poisonous!" Kawaki said with a smile.

"Hey, why do you have to come with them today?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki, "What does their family reunion have to do with you?"

"Huh?" Gintoki answered casually while digging his nose, "As the father of Kagura in the earth, isn't it normal for me to attend such a family gathering?"

"Can you be any more shameless..." After Shinpachi finished speaking, he looked at Kawaki and the others ahead, "But it's really good. This is the first time I've seen Kagura-chan so happy. Of course, there's also Kawaki-san."

Hearing Shinpachi's words, Gintoki didn't think much of it. But in the corner of his eye, he saw Kagura desperately trying to hide her disappointment, 'In fact, I found out yesterday...'

"Kagura is also working hard..." Gintoki sighed softly, 'trying to make her mother feel at ease with her life on Earth. Moreover...' As he thought about it, Gintoki looked at Kawaki, "That idiot is almost the same..."

"What did you say?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"Nothing." As he spoke, Gintoki quickened his pace and followed.

"Speaking of which, Miss Tsukuyo is also here~" Shinpachi looked at Tsukuyo and said.

"Ah, after all, as the guardian of... that idiot, it is necessary for me to attend this kind of family gathering!"

"Even you are like this! Is that idiot referring to Kawaki-san? When did you become Kawaki-san's guardian!"

Amusement Park.

Kawaki bought a fashionable hat and gave it to Kouka. After all, it was inconvenient for some amusement park facilities to have an umbrella.

Because it was not a weekend, there were few people in the amusement park. Kawaki and his group basically booked the amusement park.

Shinpachi, Kagura, Kouka, and Tsukuyo were experiencing the amusement park facilities one by one while Umibouzu was watching from the side, shouting from time to time.

"Why did you bring them to this kind of place?" Gintoki sat on the chair and asked casually.

"I can't tell," Kawaki also sat on a bench at the side and looked at Kouka and Kagura who were riding a roller coaster, "Maybe it's just for atonement..."

"Atonement?"

"En, atonement." Kawaki sighed slightly, "Actually, that baldy was right. I really am the one who destroyed the harmony of their family."

"I see. After all, this kind of sis-con is really suitable for you. However, this kind of forbidden relationship is indeed..."

Gintoki was kicked away by Kawaki before he finished speaking.

"You are thinking too much!" Kawaki said as he looked at Kouka in the distance.

"Sister Kouka, her body is a little special. Perhaps you can think of it as a disease. This disease doesn't matter if she stays on that place, but... once she is taken away from that place, her body will slowly decay until she dies... just like a fish out of water."

"At that time... Sister's body had reached its limit. It was me who used some methods to force her back to that place... However, whether it was Kagura or the baldy, they could not survive in that place..."

"I always thought where you went after the war ended. It turns out that you went to the space like that idiot Sakamoto." Gintoki sat back on the chair and wiped his nosebleed.

"Maybe I did something wrong at that time. In the end, my sister survived, but her family was torn apart by me..."

"I don't think so. With that smile and the look of worrying about each other, they have never been separated. Even if they are separated from each other, they are still family." Gintoki said while clasping his nostrils, " The so-called fetters, the fetters of family members, will not be cut off just like that."

"Perhaps that's the case," Kawaki smiled, "I didn't expect that you would occasionally say some comforting words."

"So the matter of the nursing fee..."

"Die."

"I'm starving..." Kagura touched her stomach and said.

"Then today, uncle will treat us to something delicious!" Kawaki suggested.

Everyone had been playing in the amusement park for an entire day. At this time, they were on their way back.

"Then I'll have to trouble you," Gintoki replied.

"What does it have to do with you! Today, you must be here to freeload!" Shinpachi complained loudly.

"No, I want to eat the food made by Mommy today-aru." Kagura shook her head and said. At the same time, she looked at Kouka beside her with her big eyes.

"Speaking of which, it's really been a long time since I have eaten the food made by my dear..." Umibouzu murmured.

Kawaki wanted to say something, but he was attracted by a big screen on the side of the road.

"Hey! Baldy!" Kawaki shouted, attracting Umibouzu over.

"Stop shouting baldy! Even if you are Kouka's younger brother, there has to be a limit!" Umibouzu shouted at Kawaki.

"Now is not the time to talk about that! Look at the big screen!" After saying that, Kawaki rushed out first.

"That is..." At this time, Umibouzu glanced at the big screen, "Not good!" With that, Umibouzu also rushed out.

However, at the last moment when Umibouzu disappeared from everyone's sight, Umibouzu's voice came, "Make dinner and wait for us to come back!"

"Hey, Isn't it that the space station? What is this? An internal organ?" Gintoki looked at the big screen and said.

At this time, the big screen was playing real-time news. A huge thing that was like an internal organ was sticking out in the space station.

"It seems that sticking to the spaceship caused the accident." A passer-by said to his friend beside him on the screen.

On the screen:

"Can the camera get a little closer?" A female anchor shouted, "A spaceship had an accident in the space station due to a space monster. A part of the spaceship body was stuck out of the wall."

However, just as the female anchor finished speaking, she saw a figure flash past and rush directly to the space monster.

"Eh? Did someone rush over?" The female host asked doubtfully, "Sir! It's dangerous!"

"That is... Kawaki-san!" Shinpachi looked at the big screen and said in disbelief, "This is too fast! He arrived in such a short time! Also, why does he want to do that kind of thing? Can't he just leave it to the police?"

"Mommy, I want to go too!" Kagura looked at Kouka on the side, "I also want to let Mommy see that I have become stronger! Strong enough to protect this family! Strong enough to take care of myself! Strong enough to protect Mommy!"

"Mommy, prepare dinner and wait for me to come back!" Kagura also rushed out.

"It's exactly the same..." Kouka looked at Kagura's back and murmured, "But, maybe this is family."

"Madam Kouka, they..." Shinpachi wanted to say something but stopped.

Kouka ignored Shinpachi and looked at Tsukuyo, "Can I trouble you to prepare some ingredients?"

"No problem!" Tsukuyo replied.

After looking at the big screen, Kouka turned and followed Tsukuyo.

"We..." Shinpachi looked at Gintoki.

"Let's go, Shinpachi!" As he spoke, Gintoki walked in another direction.

"Looks like you're not only grown taller..." Umibouzu joined the battlefield and looked at Kawaki, who was constantly fighting against the tentacles of the space monster.

"Now is not the time to be sarcastic!" Kawaki roared. At the same time, he cut off another tentacle, "Where is this guy's weakness? You know, right? If we don't get rid of this guy... the space station will be destroyed. Sister Kouka's time can't be wasted!"

"I didn't expect this guy to still be alive." After killing off two tentacles, Umibouzu continued, "But I really don't know where it ate a big meal. It actually became so huge. It's my fault for not killing it completely yesterday..."

"So it was all your fault" At the same time that Kawaki cut off a tentacle, the umbrella was also swung to Umibouzu's face.

"What do you mean by my fault!" Umibouzu stood up and shouted. At the same time, he cut off all the tentacles that were charging at him.

"There's no point in saying all this. In short, where is this guy's weakness?!!!" Kawaki roared

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"Save people first! There must be trapped passengers!"

"That kind of thing..." Kawaki suppressed the anger in his heart and cleared the area under his feet.

"Hey! You two are too slow!" Kagura's voice sounded.

"This is not a place where you should come! Hurry up and go!" Kawaki shouted.

"No, I also want to fight with you! Let's protect mother together-aru!"

"Now is not the time to be willful! Just leave this matter to me and this baldy!" Kawaki said again. At the same time, he blocked dozens of tentacles that were rushing towards Kagura.

"I am no longer a child!" Kagura said as she jumped up, "AHH!!!" As she shouted, she waved her umbrella and cut off all the tentacles that Kawaki had stopped.

"It is not our Yorozuya's style to let the little brat show off..." Gintoki's voice sounded.

"Gin-chan..."

"Remember to give me the money after you're done." As he spoke, Gintoki rushed over as well, "Baldy father or stupid uncle, hand over all of them to me!"

"Pappy, uncle, leave the trapped people to me and Gin-chan. The two of you..." Kagura stretched out a finger and said, but it was interrupted by Kawaki and Umibouzu.

"It's still a hundred years too early for a little brat to command the adults!!" As they shouted, Umibouzu and Kawaki rushed in...