Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 66: You Can’t Forget What You Like!

Hearing this, Otae quickly turned around and left to look for sweets.

"Hey, why do I feel that something is wrong..."

Kawaki looked at Gintoki's face and said. However, before he finished speaking, Otae had already stuffed a mass of dark matter into Gintoki's mouth.

Kawaki, "..."

Shinpachi, "..."

Kagura, "..."

"Sister, what is that..." Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who fell to the ground and could not get up, and the corners of his eyes twitched.

"Fried eggs! I made them sweet today..." Otae explained with a smile.

"This taste is so unique..." At some point in time, Kondo had stood up and thrown a ball of dark matter into his mouth, "This egg..."

However, that was it. In the next moment, Kondo's expression changed slightly, and he instantly fell on his back, lying right next to Gintoki.

"Gorilla... Gorilla!" Kawaki shouted, "Hey! Quick, call the animal emergency center!"

"He's Kondo-san! Kondo-san!" Shinpachi retorted, "Open your eyes and take a good look! This is Shinsengumi's Kondo-san!"

"Ah~" Kawaki squatted down and looked at Kondo who was lying on the ground and muttered, "Really, it's really that gorilla bureau chief in Shinsengumi! When was he replaced?"

"It was probably because our focus was on Gin-san." Otae analyzed.

"I see!"

"What the hell!" Shinpachi shouted at the two, "He has always been Kondo! He has always been! Do you want to get glasses too?"

"Can you blame me" Kawaki retorted loudly, "Who asked him to look so much like a gorilla! No matter how you look at it, he looks like a horny gorilla that ran out of the zoo!"

As he spoke, Kawaki pulled off the gorilla's pants and pointed at Kondo's butt, "The ass hair here is exactly the same!"

"Hey!" Shinpachi quickly pulled Kondo's pants up again, "At least leave the mosaic behind! How can you tear off the mosaic too!"

After a little farce, Kondo and Gintoki woke up slowly.

When the two of them woke up, they looked at the crowd and said in confusion,

"You... Who are you..."

Their eyes were so dark that they almost filled their entire eyeballs

Kawaki/ Shinpachi/ Kagura, "..."

"Ah, Kawaii~," Otae said with a smile behind the three of them.

"Hey, Shinpachi, is there anything else that Gintoki likes?" Kawaki was the first to react and asked.

"Something he likes..." Shinpachi began to think while holding his glasses, "Yes! I got it! The anchor Ketsuno!"

"Hey! Gintoki! Anchor Ketsuno! Your favorite anchor is Ketsuno Ana!" Kawaki shouted at Gintoki.

"Ah..." Gintoki covered his head, "This name... this name..."

"It's effective!" Kawaki and Shinpachi looked at each other.

"It doesn't seem like I have a recollection of this..." Gintoki covered his head and continued, "I don't seem to want to remember it..."

"I got it!" Shinpachi continued, "Ketsuno is married, so..."

However, before Shinpachi could finish, Kawaki clapped his hands and a few Hyakka members appeared in the room.

"That anchor Ketsuno, tie her up and wash her up. Put her in Gintoki's room!" Kawaki ordered.

"Yes!" n

"Yes my head!" Shinpachi quickly stopped them, "This method is not good, right? Why do you want to commit crimes?"

"I think it's okay..." Gintoki raised his hand and murmured.

"Why do you think it is okay?" Shinpachi shouted and looked at Kawaki again, "In short, this method is not possible!"

"Why? Since it is something that Gintoki likes, maybe one or two shots can restore his memory..." Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he was kicked down by Otae and Shinpachi.

"Isn't it inappropriate to say such words in front of a lady and the two underage ones?" Otae narrowed her eyes and said.

"Then, only I can personally go up on stage..." After saying that, Kawaki got up again, tidied up his hair, and put on a refreshing face, "I'll leave Gintoki to you for the time being! I'll be right back!"

As he spoke, Kawaki had already arrived at the door, "If no one has the guts to go to hell, who's going to..."

"Go to hell!" Shinpachi quickly pulled Kawaki back, "What are you trying to do now!"

"I can only ask her for help with a sincere heart!" Kawaki clenched his fists and said.

"Ask Ketsuno?! Ask her to have a fight with this silver-haired naturally wavy hair?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Anyway, that's it. I'll be back soon..." After saying that, Kawaki had already rushed out.

"Hey!" Shinpachi shouted in the direction where Kawaki had left. Then, he looked at the people behind him and said, "Why do I feel like the situation is getting more and more troublesome..."

"This address is right!" Kawaki looked at the mansion in front of him and murmured, "This is the husband's house of the anchor Ketsuni Ana who Ginto likes!"

Yes! Kawaki, this idiot, really ran to Ketsuno's home. To be precise, it was the home of Ketsuno's husband.

Kawaki first raised his umbrella to face the door of the big house, but after thinking about it. It seemed that it was not very polite, so he walked to the door and prepared to knock. However, just as he was about to knock, he suddenly felt that this was not good. What should he say if he saw Ketsuno? He should prepare the lines first. 'Yes, yes, I, Kawaki, am really smart.'

Thinking of this, Kawaki sat down at the gate of the big house. He began to think hard about how to say a reason that the anchor Ketsuno couldn't refuse.

Just as Kawaki was racking his brains to think, a robust voice sounded from behind him

"Hey, what are you doing here!"

"Ah, Sumimasen. I'm just thinking about something..." Kawaki said without raising his head.

"Go away! This is the territory of the Onmyoji [Shirino Douman]!"

"I say, aren't you annoying!" Kawaki finally raised his head, "I just thought of a very good idea! I was interrupted by you, do you know that?"

However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki felt that something was not right. He saw a guy with a height of ten meters like the weirdo in One Punch Man, staring at him. It has blue skin, a mouth full of fangs, and two horns on his head

"I transmigrated?" Kawaki was confused, "What is going on! What exactly is going on! Why did I transmigrate after sitting down and thinking for a while! Is this a world of One Punch Man? Oh my god!"

"Hey, kid." The Shikigami looked at Kawaki, who was panicking and reminded him, "This is not another world, I'm the Shikigami of [Shirino Douman]. So get out of here."

"That...is this the home of anchor Ketsuno?" After a while, Kawaki raised his head and asked weakly.

"Huh" The Shikigami was a little unhappy when he heard it, "That's the wife of master Shirino Douman. What are you trying to do, human?"

"In fact, one of my friends has lost his memory, but he likes Ketsuno the most, so..."

Before Kawaki could finish, the Shikigami nodded and continued, "So you want your friend to see his favorite anchor?"

"No, I just want the two of them to have a fight..."

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the Shikigami swung down with a big bone club, and the whole earth shook three times.

"This is the result of insulting of the master wife!" The Shikigami said and took the bone stick back, and left without looking back at the same time.

"Hey, hey, what will the result be?" Kawaki's puzzled voice came from behind the Shikigami, "Will you tickle me?"

"You brat! You're still alive!" The Shikigami was shocked and quickly turned his head, "Who the hell are you kid..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Kawaki had already rushed over. His speed was so fast that the large head Shikigami did not even have time to react. In the next second, Kawaki was already standing on the shoulder of the large head Shikigami. At the same time, he pointed his umbrella at the head of the Shikigami.

"If I say anything wrong, you can point it out. I can apologize, but..." As Kawaki spoke, he had already made his move. He raised his umbrella and swung it towards the head of the Shikigami, "However, isn't it a little impolite to directly smash someone with a big stick without saying anything?"

"Ah!" The Shikigami screamed and flew out. Only its head flew out. At the same time, the Shikigami began to dissipate bit by bit. Like burning paper and slowly disappeared. Kawaki opened the umbrella and jumped down, landing safely.

"Who is it!" A group of people dressed in black onmyoji clothes suddenly came to the door and shouted to Kawaki who was holding the umbrella, "Who the hell are you! How dare you attack our Shikigami..."

"I just want to see the anchor Ketsuno!" Kawaki sighed softly, "Is it really necessary to cause so much trouble?"

"That's our leader's wife! How can you meet her so easily?" As he spoke, the onmyoji shouted, "Take him down for me!"

In an instant, all of them took out their own Shikigami and threw them at Kawaki.

In an instant, Kawaki was surrounded by a group of oddly-shaped Shikigami.

Looking at this Shikigami, 'Wait for me! Gintoki!' Kawaki thought of this as he rushed forward

[Foreign Voice]: Wait your head! You are a simpleton!

On the other side, Shinpachi and Kagura were playing cards in familiar spots with Gintoki, hoping that these familiar places would make Gintoki think of something.

However, the effect was minimal, and Gintoki couldn't remember anything

On the other side, Kawaki was bathed in blood... No, bathing in dust, because once this Shikigami were knocked down, they would turn into ash.

Another one was knocked down! Kawaki wiped his sweat and rushed towards the next Shikigami again, 'Wait for me! Gintoki!'

[Foreign Voice]: Is there really a f*cking pit in your brain?

"This kid is so strong. He is not human!" An Onmyoji from the Shirino family looked at Kawaki who was fighting in the Shikigami and said, "This guy, he's a monster! A monster!"