Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 65: If They Say Something Like a Friend’s Car Accident, You Can Just Hang It up as a Scam Call!

At this time, Kawaki made an OK gesture to Shinpachi and Kagura beside him. At the same time, he cleared his throat and said to the phone, "Actually, Gintoki was in a car accident..."

Before he finished speaking, the phone was hung up.

"Hey! What's going on? Was it considered a scam call?!" Shinpachi retorted from the side.

"Maybe the signal is bad!" Kawaki comforted him and then dialed again, "There will be no problem this time!"

"Hello, Gintoki, he..."

After answering the call, Kawaki spoke very quickly. However, the phone was hung up again after just a few words were lit up. However, this time, the other party still said a few words.

"What did the other party say?" Shinpachi looked at the stunned Kawaki and asked.

"He said... [agree to donate]..." Kawaki answered slowly.

"I see, he agree to the donation," Shinpachi nodded and said. However, the next moment, he suddenly retorted, "What kind of friend is this! No friend will do this!"

"Don't worry!" Kawaki consoled again, "I'll try again! He definitely doesn't understand the situation yet!"

As Kawaki spoke, he called again. But this time, before Kawaki could speak, the other party had already spoken first. After speaking, he hung up the phone.

"What did he say this time?" Shinpachi asked.

"He said...[He will pay the funeral expenses]..."

"Hey! He really is a strange friend!" Shinpachi roared, "A friend who doesn't listen to people at all!"

Kawaki did not care about Shinpachi's complaints and continued to call, but it showed that the other side had turned off his phone

Kawaki, "..."

"Hey, I finally have a scene..." Matako pouted.

"If they say something like a friend's car accident, you can just hang it up as a scam call," Hentaipe replied.

"In short, it's better to take Gintoki to find someone he used to be familiar with. It might be helpful to him." Kawaki raised a finger and suggested.

"This is the only way..." Shinpachi said helplessly.

In the coffee shop.

"Huh? What? Amnesia" Sacchan was a little shocked, and her shocked glasses fell to the ground. "What is that? A new kind of play?!"

Looking at Sacchan who was talking to the passers-by, Kawaki and Shinpachi were speechless.

"Can you not be so old-fashioned every time..." Shinpachi was a little speechless, "No, never mind. If they can hear each other, they can converse..."

"It must be a setup to prank me! You want to give me a surprise! I saw through everything!" Sacchan said to the portrait on the wall, "Where are my glasses..."

"No, he really has amnesia," Shinpachi said from the side.

"That means..." Sacchan said as she grabbed the waiter who had just passed by, "He's completely forgotten all the embarrassing things he did with me and all those painful experiences that come with it?"

"That..." Gintoki finally spoke up, "Who exactly is Miss to me?"

"That's too much!" As she spoke, Sacchan lay down on the table at the side and put on a deeply hurt and pained expression, "We've both slept together, and the only thing missing is the wedding..."

"Although this is true, but..." Shinpachi replied.

"It's a vulgar trick to tie a man with that kind of thing-aru," Kagura said while eating vinegar kelp.

"So, Miss, you are mine..."

Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by Kawaki, "Nothing, just an M."

"And who are you" Sacchan was not happy when she heard it, "What's wrong with an M?! What's wrong with an M?! I am the only M to Gin-san!"

"Step aside."

Kawaki grabbed Gintoki and stood up, "It seems that this m doesn't help Gintoki to remember his memory at all. "

"That's true." Shinpachi sighed and stood up at the same time, "If this continues, the memory will become more and more chaotic. Kagura-chan, let's go."

"Don't even think about leaving!" Sacchan had already put on her glasses, "I won't hand Gin-san over to anyone!"

As she spoke, Sacchan threw a smoke grenade at Kawaki and the others. Fortunately, Kawaki was quick to react. He opened the umbrella and used the umbrella to rebound the smoke grenade back.

"I'll kill you! If you still dare to get in the way," Kawaki smiled and said, "The smell of Natto on your body can be smelled from half the street! You even added something like that to the smoke grenade. How much do you like Natto?"

"Hmph, you have some ability." Sacchan snorted, "But that's it! I'll let you see my former Oniwabanshuu..."

Before Sacchan could finish speaking, her glasses were directly taken off by Kawaki.

"Goodbye~" Kawaki walked out without looking back. At the same time, he threw Sacchan's glasses on the waiter's tray.

Before Shinpachi and Kagura left, they glanced at Sacchan who was looking for glasses all over the ground. But they did not say anything and continued to follow Kawaki out.

In Shinpachi's house.

"I see. That's really troublesome..." Otae looked at Gintoki, who was sitting across from the kotatsu, and said, "Does that mean that he has forgotten about me, too?"

"I'm sorry..." Gintoki said apologetically.

"You still remember me, right?" Otae said while narrowing her eyes.

"Ah, didn't he say he was sorry..." Shinpachi reminded her.

However, Otae acted as if she did not hear him and continued, "Of course, he remembered. You mean I remember him, but he doesn't remember me? It's really annoying~ Who does he think he is?"

As she spoke, Otae picked up a hammer and handed it over to Shinpachi, "Shin-chan, use this to blow away the memories of Gin-san in my mind."

"Sister, do you think I have superpowers?!"

"Then there is no other way," Otae sighed, but in the next moment, she stood on the kotatsu and shouted with a hammer, "I'll make you remember me, no matter what! Fight poison with poison. If you hit your head again, you will remember!"

"Big Sis, please let him go! If you continue, we won't know what will become of him!" Kagura pulled Otae and advised her.

However, at this moment, Gintoki held Otae's hand, "I'm sorry. Although I can't remember now, I will definitely remember. Please bear with it a little longer."

"Eh..." Looking at the serious face of Gintoki, Otae's heartbeat suddenly accelerated for some reason. Realizing that she had lost her composure, Otae quickly turned around and said to herself, "I hate it. How can my heart pound over to someone like Gin-san? Just now, his eyebrows and eyes were just a little closer, and his eyes were a little darker than usual..."

"Big Sis?" Kagura asked in confusion.

"In fact, the past is not that important. Compared to always looking back, it is better to walk forward." Otae suddenly said with some relief.

"What happened! Why did you suddenly change your mind?" Shinpachi shouted, "What exactly happened!"

"Seal up the previous Gin-san. From now on, you are the new Gin-san," Otae turned back to look at Gintoki and said.

"Sister, smelly things also stink even if you cover it!" Shinpachi retorted, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a little inappropriate, so he quickly continued, "Ah, it is not that smelly..."

"How could a man with far apart eyebrows and eyes be any better? Compared with the sloppy Gin-san, he is much more reliable now." Otae blushed and continued, "Isn't this good?"

"Why are you blushing" Shinpachi is not calm anymore, "Don't tell me you really like him! I don't want him! I don't want a brother-in-law like that!"

"Who told you to say it so far?" Otae replied with a red face.

"Exactly! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, once the memory is restored, it will separate again!" Kondo said as he came out of the kotatsu, "It will become a lazy dead fish eyes again!"

In the next second, Otae had already stepped on Kondo's face, "Bastard, what are you doing here?!"

"I just want to come in and warm up..." Kondo replied weakly. At the same time, he reached out and took out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had already melted, "Look at this. I bought Haagen-Dazs. Let's eat it together!"

"They have already melted!" Shinpachi complained, "And how many hours have you been in the kotatsu?"

"Yo, long time no see," Kondo stood up and said to Gintoki, "Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this period of time..."

However, before Kondo could finish, he was kicked over by Kawaki who had just arrived.

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the ground, Kawaki raised his head and looked at Otae, "Hey, when did you raise a gorilla?"

"No, he just ran out of the zoo. I was just about to call the zoo," Otae replied with a smile.

"Oh, so it's like that." As he spoke, Kawaki sat down and put down the bag in his hand.

"This is..." Shinpachi asked.

"Sweet food, I bought all the sweets in Edo." Kawaki said matter-of-factly, "Doesn't Gintoki like sweets the most? Maybe it can help him recall his memory."

"This method might work!" Shinpachi replied.

"Gintoki, hurry up and eat. I spent a lot of money," As Kawaki spoke, he opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed them to Gintoki.

Originally, Gintoki was still looking at the already melted Haagen-Dazs in front of him. He wanted to eat them, but he felt a little disgusted. However, at this time, the sweets that Kawaki sent over solved the urgent need.

Gintoki did not stand on ceremony and directly picked up boxes of sweets and began to eat.

"How is it? Do you remember?" Kawaki asked.

As Gintoki stuffed the sweet food into his mouth and answered vaguely, "Oh, not much. I think, probably..."

"This method is unexpectedly reliable!" Shinpachi shouted, "Look, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows is getting farther and farther! The black eyes are also getting smaller!"

"After eating these, I think it's about time," Kawaki nodded and said, "Remember to pay me back the money for these sweet foods after you recover your memory."

"Ah, I feel a little bit worse, just a little bit more and I can..."

Gintoki finally finished eating the sweet food. He even ate the melted Haagen-Dazs. Gintoki covered his big belly and burped. The next moment, he covered his head and said, "The last point, just a little bit more..."

"Sister!" Shinpachi shouted, "Hurry up and take out all the sweet food in the house! Just one last bit!"