Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 556: This Game Thing, It’s Easy to Get Hooked!

"We haven't even started playing yet, so let's go." With an expressionless face, Kawaki said to the Hyaku sisters beside him.

"Hi..." After a soft response, all the Hyaku sisters silently followed Kawaki.

...

A few nights later, during dinner time.

Watching as Tsukuyo occasionally glanced at the game console with a shy, girlish expression, Kawaki, Hiraga, and Seita remained speechless.

"I feel like I can smell a scent of love during dinner," Kawaki said quietly, then stood up, "So I'll go back first."

"This won't do! Although Tsukuyo's work in Yoshiwara hasn't been affected,... in some aspects, she has been completely defeated!" Hiraga looked at Kawaki, who was about to leave the door, with a severe face. "Tsukuyo... because she has never been in love before, so facing this kind of thing, she... can't resist! If we don't think of a solution... Tsukuyo... won't be able to return to our world!"

"What kind of solution are you thinking of?" Kawaki retorted. "And why can this woman be so pure in love?! Isn't she from Yoshiwara?! Have you ever taught her anything about those things?!"

"Kawaki-san, even though we understand those matters when facing real emotions, the courtesans of Yoshiwara are much more innocent than ordinary women, and it's even more difficult for someone like Tsukuyo, who rarely interacts with men."

After saying that, Hiraga turned her head to look at Tsukuyo, who was blushing and sitting next to her, occasionally glancing at the game console.

"I... I know about this kind of thing, of course," Kawaki sighed, then waved his hand, "Well, well, but isn't the result pretty good? Work hasn't been affected, and she can find some hobbies or interests."

"No, this situation can't continue!" Hiraga looked serious. "Tsukuyo... may not even be able to clear the first chapter of love's intimacy!"

"Is that what you're trying to say?!" Kawaki's veins bulged as he shouted angrily. "So you want me to help her play the game?!"

"Kawaki-ge, at a time like this, you're the only one who can help Tsukuyo-nee." Seita raised his tiny face, speaking earnestly. "It's been several days! Besides work, Tsukuyo-nee has only been playing games! She's practically half-Kawaki-go now!"

"What do you mean half of me? Do you want a beating, you little brat?" Kawaki grumbled with a dark expression, then glanced at Tsukuyo, who showed a first-love-like demeanor, scratched his head, and replied impatiently, "Well, well, I got it. Anyway, I'll try to think of something when I'm in the bathroom in the morning."

"You should be more serious about this..." Seita pouted. "To be honest, Tsukuyo-nee being in this state is all Kawaki-ge's fault, right?"

"What? It's not my fault!" Kawaki's veins bulged as he shouted indignantly. "It's entirely that woman's fault! If she likes games, just let her play! Everyone can have a leisurely time, right?"

"You're being too harsh! Kawaki-ge!"

"Anyway... take this with you. It might come in handy." Hiraga picked up a small bucket of lubricant and handed it to Kawaki with a smile.

"This is unnecessary!" Kawaki shouted with rolled eyes.

...

Late at night, Kawaki, lying in bed, finally couldn't help but throw all three game consoles out of bed while simultaneously sitting up and holding his head, cursing, "I can't get into it at all! I've tried all three heroines, but... I just can't get into it! It's so annoying! Why are there so many options?! How did that woman manage to get into it?!"

"That's too much ~ to just throw me aside like that ~" the voice of Bai Bai came out of one of the game consoles.

"If you kiss me a hundred times, I'll forgive you and still date you and the other two!" Shaya Hime from another game console pouted and hummed, "But next time, you can only take me out on a date alone~."

"No! The next date should be with me!" Hyaku, on the screen, crossed her arms and said with a pout.

"Huh?! Look at yourself. How could Kawaki be like a woman like you? It's just an act on the spot! Please, wake up and leave!" Shaya Hime immediately retorted disdainfully, holding her hand to her mouth and smirking.

"I... I didn't treat her as a competitor from the beginning..." Saya Hime pushed her glasses up her nose, secretly curling her lips, "As expected, she's reached her limit now..."

"Yes, she can't even be considered a rival at that level..." Hyaku smirked, "The next one is your turn, Shaya Hime..."

"No, it's you, Hyaku..." Saya smiled slyly, "The one who'll end up with Kawaki is me! I'm the captain of the railway department! In terms of stamina, you can't beat me! You bitch!"

"I'm a gentle senpai, whether in normal times or in that kind of thing, I'm very gentle~ Even my body is~ Your hard muscles developed through exercise can't beat me! My body is softer than my heart~" Hyaku's expression turned terrible, and simultaneously, she made a terrible hahaha sound.

"Why are all the women here like bi***?!" With rolled eyes, Kawaki pointed at the game consoles on the ground, shouting angrily, "Can't you be quiet?! You're disturbing the peace at this late hour! Can't you learn to be as quiet as Hinawa?!"

"I... Onari, because of your just now, has already died, you know?!"

Seeing Onari, who had cooled down, squatting on the ground with her back to him on the screen, Kawaki held his head and shouted in frustration, "This is even more outrageous!"

Kawaki suddenly noticed something as he finished speaking, pointing to Hyaku and Saya and laughing slyly at the two game consoles. "What's wrong with you two? Why are you still laughing in this situation? Why are you showing such a cunning smile as if you've succeeded in your scheme? It doesn't match your character at all!"

"I never considered her a competitor from the beginning..." Shaya Hime pushed her glasses up her nose and smirked secretly, "As expected, she's reached her limit..."

"Yes, she can't even be considered a rival at that level..." Hyaku smirked, "Next is your turn, Saya..."

"No, it's you, Hyaku..." Saya smirked slyly, "In my heart, I've always regarded you as dear from the first meeting..."

Seeing the two of them arguing again for some reason, Kawaki, with a dark face, remained silent for a long time before lying back down, burying his head in the quilt again.

"Ah, how can I get into this kind of thing?!" Kawaki covered his ears, feeling his heart collapsing.

...

The next day, early morning, when the sky was bright, Kawaki was gently awakened by Hyaku and Saya Hime.

"Wake up~ Dear, it's already bright outside~"

"It's time for breakfast~ I've prepared it~"

"Huh?" Kawaki rubbed his eyes and slowly opened them, yawning simultaneously, "Although I heard that the time between this world and reality is the same, this is too intelligent, right? It even has wake-up services. But then again, if it's used as an alarm clock, it's not bad, at least much gentler than that smelly woman..."

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly realized something was wrong and instantly sat up, retreating several meters away behind him, staring at his bedside in disbelief.

He saw the three heroines materialized, kneeling side by side on the floor before the bed! Except for the expressionless Onari, who was holding the cold, the rest of the two heroines were panting heavily with rough breaths, squinting their eyes tightly at him.

...

"What am I doing?" Kawaki was covered in cold sweat, his forehead dark, twitching his mouth corners and muttering, "Why? Am I not awake yet? Why did it turn out like this? My head feels weird, huh huh huh huh..."

...

Breakfast time.

"Um, Kawaki-ge, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Kawaki, who didn't seem to have much appetite, Seita asked in confusion, "You don't seem to have much appetite."

"Uh... hehe, yeah..." Kawaki smiled, pulling the corners of his mouth, "No one would have an appetite when facing this kind of thing... hehe..."

"Kawaki-ge, you care so much about Tsukuyo-nee-san! You don't even have an appetite because of Tsukuyo-neesan's situation!" Seita said in amazement, then showed a face full of emotion, "If Tsukuyo-nee-san knows, she'll be very moved!"

"Hiraga..." Kawaki twitched the corner of his eye, his forehead black lines as he looked at Hiraga beside him, "Today, I want to go to the hospital for a check-up. My head feels strange, always seeing hallucinations and such..."