Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 544: These Idiots Keep Showing Up

"Because those idiots keep appearing one after another, the number of customers is decreasing." Hasegawa, who was patrolling on the shore, gnawing on a watermelon, said, "Not only do we have to watch the kids, but we also have to watch the adults teaching weird games to others."

"Oh yes, this gives us a legitimate reason to monitor Ketsuno, doesn't it?" said Kawaki, holding a telescope and looking around seriously.

Hearing this, Hasegawa's head was filled with black lines, twitching half of his face; he retorted with exasperation, "Looks like this guy is the most dangerous adult..."

Just as he finished speaking, Hasegawa suddenly saw something through the telescope. It was... a pigtailed girl wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit in the children's pool teaching a kid with twin pigtails wearing a blue one-piece swimsuit how to swim.

"What? Teaching kids to swim in the children's pool?!" Hasegawa's expression became somewhat serious, "Adults are prohibited from swimming here!"

"What?! Is that Ketsuno?!" Hearing this, Kawaki became energetic, looking in the direction Hasegawa was pointing.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Hasegawa suddenly noticed something; looking at the girl in the pink swimsuit, he confusedly asked, "Is that kid... a kid? He looks quite big..."

"Nowadays, kids eat well; they just grow tall." Kawaki used his telescope to look up and down at the girl in the pink swimsuit, "See, isn't that Robert Jisshi?"

"Rather than Jisshi, isn't that a man?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like a young man."

"I feel the same..."

Just as Hasegawa finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound like something had broken before him. At the same time, Amanto, who was holding the binoculars tightly, stood in front of them with a forced smile, saying, "Who did you say was Robert Jisshi?"

"Sorry... got it wrong..." Kawaki's voice trembled as he weakly replied.

"You're Sylvester Stallone, aren't you? Please give me an autograph..." Hasegawa said in a shallow voice.

After crushing the two binoculars with their bare hands, Amanto grabbed both of them, "Isn't it the same?! This shouted simultaneously; Amanto threw Kawaki and Hasegawa into the pool.

With his head down, Kawaki, after choking on water, struggled to stand up, his hands scrambling to grab something. Of course... so did Hasegawa.

Coincidentally, Kawaki's hand grabbed the chest of Kyubei, who was sitting on the shore with twin pigtails in her hair, wearing a blue swimsuit, while Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kyubei's thigh.

The air... froze.

Looking at Kyubei, who blushed and began to tremble slightly with embarrassment, Kawaki, with sweat pouring down his face, said weakly, "So... this is Pablo**man..."

A second later, Kyubei erupted, grabbing both of them and throwing them into the pool. They smashed the iron fence around the pool, and both screamed and spat out blood...

Kyubei squatted on the ground, holding his knees, burying his head, and sobbing, "So I said not to come, swimsuits and swimming pools..."

"Little Kyubei..." Amanto quickly comforted him, then angrily shouted at Kawaki and Hasegawa, floating head down in the water, "What the hell did you two idiots do?! Are you trying to die?!"

"It's a misunderstanding!" Kawaki struggled and shouted.

At that moment, Kondo emerged from the water, holding a camera with a snorkel mask and breathing tube on his face, holding a very refreshing and straightforward smile, thumbs up, and said, "Miss Amanto! It's my turn to appear! The camera has perfectly recorded the evidence! It can be used to arrest them for the offense!"

"Arrest you!!" Amanto angrily roared and flew over, breaking the camera and probably Kondo.

"Master!" Dressed similarly to Kondo, Tojo, holding a camera with one hand and a thumbs up with the other, emerged from the water, "The evil deeds of the police just now have been perfectly recorded! This way, the stalker will disappear and the operation will be successful!"

"I don't remember planning such an operation!!" Kyubei shouted angrily and kicked, knocking Tojo into the water.

"That's great, Gin-san~" A girl in a white swimsuit, like the others, emerged from the water holding a camera, excitedly shouting, "I finally recorded it, Gin-san's side view... ah——!!"

"Only you would say something completely irrelevant!" Kawaki kicked over and yelled with wide eyes.

Looking at Kondo and the others, who were upside down in the pool, and the blood gradually spreading from them, several children hurriedly ran up the shore as if escaping.

"Another guest ran away! Wait!" Seeing this, Hasegawa quickly shouted.

Just as he finished speaking, another girl's voice came.

"Look, there are bleeding people over there."

Hasegawa looked in the direction indicated by the little girl, only to see a person in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit lying face down on the water, motionless, surrounded by a lot of blood.

"Hey! Hold on!" Hasegawa ran over, "What's going on?! Are we finally seeing a dead person?!"

"Ugh!" Katsura stood up from the water, holding a fish in his right hand, and shouted to Elizabeth, who was drilling wood for fire on the shore, "Caught it! Ahahaha... hurry up and make a fire; we have a big meal tonight..."

Before he could finish speaking, Katsura was hit and sent flying by Hijikata, Okita, Kagura, and Shinpachi, who slid down the slide on the same surfboard. The harpoon in his hand also slipped away instantly.

"How was it? Was it fun?" Safely on the shore, Hijikata stood with a surfboard and thumbs up, saying to Shinpachi.

"Well... it was okay..." Shinpachi blushed slightly, turned his head, and replied softly.

"It's so exciting! With lubricant added, it feels just like real surfing!" Sa-chan laughed.

"Right?" Hijikata smiled.

"This time, I want to go alone, Aru!" Kagura grabbed the surfboard from Hijikata's hand and rushed out first.

"Hey! You're too cunning! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi quickly chased after her, "It's more fun to play together!"

"Master! This time, come with me!" Without knowing why, several members of the Shinsengumi, covered in lubricant, approached with their surfboards.

"Haven't we said applying lubricant under the surfboard is enough?" Hijikata said expressionlessly.

"We're ready! Master Hijikata!" Gedomaru, who had recovered at some point, hugged her surfboard and said, "Go! Come on!"

Another kick flew, and Gedomaru, wrapped in a quilt, was thrown out.

"Master Hijikata, you can apply the lubricant wherever you want." In the blanket, Hedoro, who had recovered, pointed to a bucket of lubricant on the side, "Spread it! Come on!"

Another kick, wrapped in a blanket, Hedoro was thrown out dozens of meters away.

"It's, this level is too low," one of the girls from Hyakka sneered, "Such methods are left for us to play with!"

"Yes, compared to us, there's no comparison at all~."

"These levels, just honestly go home~."

Hijikata:...