Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 543: Where There's Two, There's Three!

"Kawaki! Don't worry about those things! Let's quickly play that fun game between men and women!"

 "Yes! We have brought all the tools we need!"

Ignoring all the excited Hyakka members, Kawaki lowered his body and naturally took the telescope from Kawaki, who was lying in a pool of blood, rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time.

"Ah, it turns out that it's better to stand higher and have a wider field of vision~" Kawaki looked around with a telescope and said with emotion, "But... they are all brats, and they are not interesting at all... No, no, no, what is that?"? It's getting closer. It's no surprise that it's a mountain... Why is the view so dark? "

"Well, little brother, I suggest you put down the telescope and look." Hasegawa reminded silently.

"Essama Kawaki~ Were you looking at me just now?" Kuzuha stood on the fence and pressed some part of her swimsuit to the telescope, licking her lips, "Ha~ are you so impatient~."

"Kawaki-sama, please cheer up." Outer Maru, who arrived in a swimsuit at some unknown time, squatted on the ground and pulled out the kunai from Kawaki's body individually.

"It's you..." Kawaki opened his eyes, glanced at Gaido Maru, and said weakly, "What's wrong? Does Shikigami also want to learn to swim in the summer?"

"No, we heard that Sama Kawaki was going to hold a random [beep--] party in the swimming pool," Waidōmaru explained seriously, raising an index finger.

"Kawaki sama~ I'll tell you quietly~" Kuzuha, wearing a swimsuit and a bath towel on the upper and lower body, became even worse. She kept rubbing some part of her body against the telescope in Kawaki's hand, "Because of the tail. Relationship, so there is no...ah——!"

Before he finished speaking, Ge Ye was kicked ten meters away by the violent Kawaki. The latter screamed and fell into the swimming pool with a huge splash.

 At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.

"It's blocking the labor telescope!" Kawaki, with his veins popping out, pointed at Ge Ye, who was lying on his back in the swimming pool and was unconscious, and shouted with white eyes.

"Is this what makes you angry?!" Hasegawa complained loudly, "Also, I beg you, don't cause another big accident because what you did caused many guests to escape!"

"Besides, the body odor is too strong! Who is interested in your body, which is full of body odor? I will kill you!" Kawaki turned away and curled his lips in disdain.

 "Esama Sama, I don't have body odor." Waidōmaru stood up and said seriously.

"I hate the horns on your head, so I can't." Kawaki refused without any hesitation.

"Ah, it's okay; I can just pull it out." After saying that, Waidōmaru stretched out his hand and broke off a horn on his head.

 Looking at him, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled back and starting to twitch due to excessive blood loss; everyone present ignored him.

"But then again, is this the swimming pool?" Tsukuyo held the cigarette rod in his arms, glanced around, and said with disdain, "I thought the swimming pool was what kind of place it was. It's similar to Yoshihara. Men and women are almost Everyone having fun together."

"No, it's not like that! This is not that kind of place!" Hasegawa defended loudly.

"Kawaki sama! Let's play this!" A group of Hyakka girls pulled Kawaki's arms and pointed to the slide nearby.

"I'm not a kid," Kawaki curled his lips in disdain, then sat down cross-legged and continued to look for something with the telescope in his hand, "I don't play with things that only children like to play with. "

"Indeed, we are already adults!" The resurrected Kawaki sat down simultaneously and took out another spare telescope from his arms.

"You two...are hopeless scum," Hasegawa complained silently.

"Kawaki, did you find anything?" Kawaki asked.

 "No, not yet…" Kawaki replied.

"Me too; I thought the swimming pool at this time would have a lot of nice scenery..." Kawaki murmured, "Huh? Why does it feel like I'm being lifted? Why does it feel like my body is being poured slippery? s things…"

 After saying that, Kawaki put down the telescope in his hand.

 Looking at Tsukuyo, who was instructing Hyakka members to pour lubricant on themselves bucket by bucket, Kawaki, who was being held directly above the slide by a group of Hyakka ladies, suddenly became expressionless.

"Hey! What do you want to do?! Why do you still pour that stuff on me? And there's too much of it!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and roared.

"There are too many; I feel like I can't hold Kawakisama..." said a Hyakka girl holding Kawaki.

"Ah, don't worry. You can just catch it there if you can't catch it." Tsukuyo replied calmly.

"Hey! What dangerous words did you say just now? Where are you?! I'll kill you! You stinky woman!" Kawaki complained angrily, with his eyes white and blue veins popping out.

At this time, Hasegawa realized something was wrong and quickly reminded: "Hey! This is not Yoshiwara's swimming pool! Stop!"

"Then, let go..." Tsukuyo glanced at all the Hyakka members.

"Wait a minute!!" Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was too late. The Hyakka members who had received the order had already let go of Kawaki.

Kawaki, covered in lubricant, rushed into the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, a group of Hyakka girls screamed in excitement and followed Kawaki. Hasegawa, who was too late to stop him, was also confused by the fact that there was everywhere on the ground. All the lubricant slipped under his feet, and he paddled face down down the slide towards the swimming pool.

"Hey!! You've gone too far!" Kawaki, who was gliding rapidly, shouted, "I can't keep my balance!"

"Don't worry! Kawakisama, the leader, said you can capture him there!" A young Hyakka girl who followed closely shouted excitedly, "Leave it to me! I will help Kawakisama maintain a good balance!"

 "Get out of the way! Ugly monster! It's me who wants to help Kawakisama maintain balance!"

 "It's me!"

Seeing the Hyakkaka members arguing while gliding rapidly, Hasegawa, who was following them, collapsed and shouted: "It doesn't matter at this time, right? By the way, this slippery thing caused the speed to go out of control. Come on! Everyone, run away!"

 The children below looked at the scene on the slide and panicked. They screamed and rushed to the shore.

After the vast splash, Kawaki did not stop. Instead, he slid directly on the water for several meters and then heavily hit the stone eaves next to the swimming pool.

"Ugh!" Kawaki, who smashed the entire shore into pieces, spat out a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.

The Hyakka girls were not injured and landed safely on the shore after Kawaki. As for Hasegawa, it was a bit miserable, lying on the water with blood on his head and unable to move.

"Kawaki, sama, you should have a good balance!" A Hyakka girl squatted down and looked at Kawaki, who was still twitching in a pool of blood, and suggested, "So, let me Let's help you balance! Don't worry! Kawaki-sama, give me your [beep——]!"

"You... did it on purpose?" Kawaki struggled to turn his face away, complained feebly, and then struggled to stand up, "You... all showed me! How to play on the slide!"

Kawaki picked up the surfboard he found somewhere, turned around, and walked to the side. A group of Hyakka girls imitated Kawaki and followed closely behind him, holding the surfboard.

"Wait...wait!" Hasegawa, who returned to his senses, quickly stood up and shouted to Kawaki and the others to leave, but the other party did not react at all to his words.

 "ah--!"

At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's exclamation behind him and immediately turned his head to look over.

"Look! Someone is floating there!" a child said, pointing to the motionless person floating head-down in the water directly below the slide.

"It's over! Did you get involved by the one just now?!" Hasegawa quickly stepped forward to check, holding his head and shouting frantically, "Did an accident finally happen?!"

But at this moment, the long-haired man wearing a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit suspected of being involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice, then raised the watermelon in his hand towards the shore and covered his eyes. Elizabeth, waving the wooden stick in her hand, shouted: the watermelon is cool! Yosi, let's play hitting the watermelon over there... Wow!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kawaki and Kawaki were knocked unconscious by Kawaki and Kawaki, who rushed down the slide almost at the same time on their lubricated surfboards, and the watermelons in their hands fell out at the same time.

"Did you see it? " Kawaki, who arrived safely on the shore, took a piece of watermelon handed by Kawaki and said to all the Hyakka girls, "This is the normal way to play on the slide!"

 "Hi! We got it! Kawaki sama!" All the Hyakka ladies raised their hands in response.

"Be sure to apply lubricant under the surfboard, and the top is unnecessary!" Kawaki continued seriously while eating watermelon, "Do you understand?!"

 "Got it!"×n

"Whose victory was it just now?" Kawaki asked Tsukuyo, standing aside, "I lost three hundred yuan to myself."

"Go ashore simultaneously, and the dealer takes all," Tsukuyo replied calmly.

"How can we repair it?" Kawaki shouted frantically.

"Yueyue, don't you want to play?" Kawaki, holding a group of Hyakka ladies, asked Tsukuyo, who was standing aside, "Everyone said it was fun and wanted to do it again."

"Hmph," Tsukuyo folded her hands and snorted coldly, turning her face away with disdain, "I'm not interested in that kind of thing."