Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 46: There Are Always Various Surprises in the Following the Script!

"Hey! What's wrong" Gintoki was stunned by the situation in front of him.

"Did you fall into a trap?!" Although Toshiro was flustered, he forced a calm expression, "To that hateful woman spirit in red kimono!"

"Hey... you... are you afraid?" Gintoki asked, trembling.

"That... that's right!" Toshiro said stubbornly, "I see...see...you're afraid, right? Spirit Eliminators are afraid of spirits, which makes people laugh out loud!"

"The... the one who is afraid... is you! Look, you can't even speak properly." Gintoki refused to admit that he was afraid, "Didn't you say you should treat the spirit as a 3D projection?!"

"You... are the one who can't speak properly!" Toshiro retorted, "In short, we have to go check the power switch first."

"Who's going?" Gintoki asked.

Toshiro didn't reply. Because Toshiro was stuck, he didn't know how to answer. No matter who went, the two of them would be in the same state.

"That... why don't the two of us go together..." Gintoki suggested, "I'm not afraid. I'm just worried that you would be afraid alone, so I suggested this!"

"Tsk, I was worried that you would be scared alone. That's why I didn't say anything!" Toshiro retorted.

"What did you say!"

However, at this moment, a gust of wind blew in scaring both of them.

"Found... found..." Kawaki stood outside the door and hid in the dark. Pinching his throat he said in a hoarse voice, "Two... two..."

"Hey! Did you hear anything?" Gintoki's head was full of cold sweat. He looked at Toshiro and said.

"No! No! Nothing!" Toshiro panicked, "That was just the sound of the wind! It was just the sound of the wind!"

"I see! It must be the sound of the wind!" Gintoki comforted himself, "The sound of the wind is like a voice sometimes!"

"Really... found... found..." Sogo pinched his throat and said, "Two... two..."

At this time, Sogo was hiding the opposite of Kawaki.

"Hey! It... It seems that there is another voice!" Gintoki said with a trembling voice.

"It's just the sound of the wind!" Toshiro braced himself and said, "It's... it's just the sound of the wind! There's nothing at all!"

"Im... sorry... egg... oh..." Kagura said as she held her throat and lay on the roof.

"Hey! Another voice! It seems that It said eggs! It said eggs, right!" Gintoki was already trembling in fear.

"It's still the sound of wind!"

"The sound of wind your head! Don't comfort yourself at this time!" Gintoki shouted, "Hurry up and turn yourself in!"

"Hey, your voice... Why does it sound so familiar..." Toshiro finally reacted. With the help of the faint moonlight, he could see the silver strands of hair that were slightly curved in the gap of the bandage on Gintoki's head, "So it's you!"

Toshiro said as he tore off Gintoki's disguise.

"This... this is actually a misunderstanding." Seeing this, Gintoki hurriedly said.

"Misunderstanding your head!"

"Wow... so many... so many eggs..." Shinpachi pinched his throat and said. At this time, Shinpachi was hiding under the floor at the door of the room.

"There seems to be another sound..." Gintoki said, "That..."

"It's all your doing! Don't think that you can scare me like this!" Toshiro continued to tug at Gintoki's clothes.

"This... this is not part of our plan!" Gintoki shouted, "We just want to earn some easy money!"

Suddenly, Toshiro's hand stopped, "Is... is what you said... true."

"It's absolutely true!"

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, another gust of wind blew in. At this time, their hearts had already turned cold.

"Chicken One... Chicken Two... Chicken Three..." This was Kawaki.

"Chicken Four... Chicken Five... Chicken Six..." This was Sogo.

"Chicken Seven, Chicken Eight, Chicken Nine..." This was Kagura.

"Chicken Ten, Chicken Eleven..." This was Shinpachi.

"Hey! Aren't you all already ascended to heaven?! " Toshiro shouted.

"It must be that you are not in a sincere mood!" Gintoki retorted. At the same time, he slapped away the hand on his shoulder, "Don't touch me with your dirty hand!"

"I should be the one saying this! Don't touch me with your dirty hand!" Toshiro said and patted the one on his shoulder.

"It's all your fault!" Gintoki grabbed Toshiro by the collar and shouted, "Hurry up and apologize!"

"What are you talking about! You bastard! It should be you who should apologize! You have angered her! It's all your fault!" Toshiro was not to be outdone and grabbed Gintoki by the collar with both hands.

"Hey! Didn't I say not to pat my shoulder?!" The two of them shouted at the same time.

However, the next moment, the two of them were stunned because their hands were grabbing each other by the collar. The two of them turned their heads mechanically. With the help of the moonlight, they could finally see the owner of the hands. A woman with her mouth open and tongue out. She was wearing a red kimono.

"Ah!" The two of them shouted at the same time and rushed out.

However, just as they went out, they saw Kawaki hiding at the door.

"AHH!!!"

The two of them changed directions and ran. But when they turned their heads, they saw Sogo.

"AHH!!!"

The two of them ran towards the courtyard, but they saw Shinpachi

"AHH!!!"

The two of them jumped onto the roof in an instant, but Kagura was already waiting there

"AHH!!!"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. My stomach hurts from laughing. I can't take it anymore. I... Hahahaha!" Shinpachi clutched his stomach and was about to burst into laughter.

"This is nothing," Sogo said disdainfully.

"This is just the beginning!" Kawaki and Sogo said at the same time.

"I think it's about time..." Shinpachi hesitated.

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi, how can this little punishment be enough for the silver-haired naturally wavy hair who doesn't pay a salary?" Kawaki waved his hand and said, "Then, let the five of us officially start this scary night!"

"Hmph, it's getting more and more interesting," Sogo said.

"That's right, five people together!" Kagura replied.

"I really can't do anything to you guys, then let's go together..." Shinpachi said helplessly, but then he reacted, "Five people?"

"It's five people. This guy's makeup is really realistic. It must have been arranged by Sogo. This makeup technique is really amazing." Kawaki pointed to a woman in red who had joined the four people.

"Now that you mention it, it's true. If you didn't tell me that this makeup was fake, I wouldn't have been able to tell," Shinpachi said as he carefully sized up the woman in red.

"Really-aru," Kagura said as he tugged at the woman in red's face, "It's so cold, it's simply too amazing."

"Well... I didn't arrange this." Sogo raised his hand at this time.

"Then it was arranged by Shinpachi, right? Well done, Shinpachi." Kawaki sighed with emotion.

"No, it's not me either..."

"Then it's Kagura-chan?" Kawaki said that but he had already put on the posture to escape, and the other three were the same, "No matter how you think about it, it's impossible! Hurry up and run!"

After Kawaki shouted, the four of them instantly disappeared from where they were and began to flee with their lives on the line

"That is the real woman in the red kimono! Fake meets real!" Kawaki said as he ran.

"Hey! You really have a red-clothed female spirit here!" Shinpachi cursed crazily, but at the same time, he did not stop.

"How would I know!" Sogo said without looking back, "Anyway, let's run first!"

"Hey, Shinpachi, turn your head and look. Is that woman in red still behind us?" Kawaki suggested to Shinpachi.

"No! I don't want to die!" Shinpachi said as he increased his speed. Seeing that, Kawaki also increased his speed, and so did Sogo and Kagura.

In the end, the four of them caught up with Toshiro and Gintoki who were running ahead in the blink of an eye and overtook them.

"Hey! Why are they running faster than us?" Toshiro shouted and stopped at the same time.

Gintoki, who was at the side, also suddenly stopped.

"Gintoki, V-shaped bangs, Sumimasen! Please be in a position to welcome death!" Kawaki shouted without looking back. At the same time, the four people felt that they were in the way and removed all the disguises on their bodies.

"So it's you guys!" Toshiro was furious. Just as he was about to start cursing, a hand was placed on Toshiro's shoulder. Toshiro lit a cigarette and said helplessly, "You have to know your limits. How many times have you teased the vice-captain? Are you Yamazaki? Ah?"

"Hmph, really." Gintoki snorted and turned around. He tugged at the hair of the woman in the red kimono behind him. However, he found that he could not pull it off. Cold sweat instantly flowed down and he immediately ran away.

"Run my ass! It's just Yamazaki pretending to be her. What are you afraid of?" Toshiro said indifferently.

"That... that is the real one..." Gintoki said as he ran.

"Ah? Really? What kind of joke is this?" Toshiro turned his head as he spoke, "Yamazaki, I'll give you ten seconds to remove your disguise. Otherwise, I'll cut your abdomen!"

However, the woman in the red kimono did not speak. Instead, she stuck out her long tongue

"Ah!" Toshiro was instantly dumbfounded, but he had already taken the lead and quickly followed in the direction that Gintoki had fled in

"They were killed! This time, they really were killed!" Shinpachi murmured while hugging his head, "We even pretended to be her. This time, we will definitely be killed!"

At this time, Kawaki, Sogo, Shinpachi, and Kagura were hiding in a small warehouse.

"Yes! I'll finally be promoted to vice-captain," Sogo said.

"Is this time to say such things" Shinpachi was in a bad mood.

"Don't worry, Shinpachi. Now, let's mourn for the two of them." After saying that, Kawaki began to recite the rebirth mantra.

"Hey, does anybody have a light?" Sogo said as he groped around on the ground, "I find a mosquito coil."

Sogo lit a mosquito coil and placed it on the ground.

"What the hell is that? What the hell is going on?" Shinpachi murmured.