Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 45: [Willpower] and [Imposing Aura] Don’t Always Work!

"Eh? Why? Why must it be called Yamazaki! And why must it be a virgin! Why are there such specific conditions! And how do you know I'm a virgin?" Yamazaki shouted.

"Shut up, Yamazaki. It's just virginity. If you take up so many words the reader will be angry. It's just virginity," Sogo said.

"Eh? Why did you say it twice!... Ah!"

Just as Yamazaki said that Gintoki punched him in the stomach and instantly fainted.

"Now the spirit has been attached!" Gintoki explained loudly, "The next thing you need to do is to eliminate Yamazaki and the spirit together...you can beat them."

"Wait... Wait a minute," Toshiro, who was sitting with his head down, spoke at this moment, "That... Is there a way to not destroy the spirit of the little chick..."

Looking at the serious Toshiro who raised his head, Kawaki could not help but be a little confused for a moment. But he still said blindly, "It's not that there is none... But, that blow just now has already exhausted our spiritual power." After saying that, Kawaki gave Gintoki and the other two a look.

The three of them understood and immediately fell to the ground and began to twitch. They spat out unknown liquid, and even Kawaki was the same.

"What's wrong, Master!" Kondo hurriedly said.

"Just now... I just said that the spirit is too strong..." Kawaki got up and rubbed his chest. He raised his head and pretended to be weak. However, he secretly laughed and thought, 'Sure enough, the perfume I just bought came in handy!'

"He... actually did this for us!" Kondo's snot and tears flowed out at the same time.

"Then... then let me do it!" Toshiro stood up and said at the same time.

"You... you are just a human!" Kawaki said in surprise.

"It's... it's all my fault, so... I should bear all the sins!" Toshiro's face was a little gloomy.

"Hmph, not bad." Kawaki snorted and said, "Then..."

Dusk.

"It's finally done. Please ascend to heaven." Toshiro said to the countless small graves erected in the courtyard.

There was an empty bottle of mayonnaise buried in every small tomb, and there were many small gravestones that were densely packed with words: [Chicken One], [Chicken Two], [Chicken Three], [Chicken Four], [Chicken Five]... and there were three incense sticks lit in front of each tomb

"Hey, aren't we going a little too far?" Shinpachi asked in a low voice, "Will Hijikata-san not dare to eat mayonnaise anymore in the future?"

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi we are helping people to be happy," Gintoki casually replied, "It's good for his body to quit eating mayonnaise. We can be considered to be doing good deeds. Don't you think so, Kagura?"

Gintoki turned around and saw that Kagura had run to the graves at some point in time. She kept muttering words like [I'm sorry!] [I'll never eat mayonnaise rice bowl again] and so on.

"Hey! There's a fool here who believes you!" Shinpachi was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Toshiro walked over and asked Kawaki, "Is... is this okay?"

"Ah?" Kawaki was just communicating with Sogo about some unknown things and did not notice that Toshiro was coming over, so he could not help but be confused for a moment, "That's enough! What's important is your mood! The mood to think about those chicks! The feeling of wanting them to ascend to the heavens! Don't worry! If your mood is serious, then no matter if it is a spirit or anything else, you will definitely be able to feel it!"

"Mood?" Toshiro exhaled a smoke ring and slowly turned to look at the setting sun in the distance. His gaze was as complicated as it could be.

Seeing this, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi secretly burst into laughter.

"That... what should we do with that ghost woman in red?" Kondo asked at this time.

"The most troublesome thing has been solved. You can deal with those at that level with your [Willpower], [Imposing Aura], and other things." Kawaki replied casually.

"Sigh [Willpower], [Imposing Aura] won't work! No matter how you think about it, it won't work! I definitely won't be able to handle it with that kind of thing!" Kondo shouted.

"Huh? Are you afraid?" Kawaki glanced at Kondo and said, "As the world-famous Shinsengumi boss, you are afraid of the spirit of a woman in red? Are you still a Samurai"

"You are right, we are Samurai," Toshiro turned around and said, "Samurai should not be afraid of those illusory things. Master, I understand."

"You are a promising child," Kawaki's face slightly rose, revealing a gratified expression.

"That..." Kondo leaned close to Toshiro's ear and whispered, "Toshi, can you accompany me to the toilet... I have been holding it in for almost a day..."

However, Kawaki and the others also heard it

Just as Toshiro was about to reprimand him, Kagura came over and said with a smirk, "How pitiful. Do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?"

"You actually dared to insult a Samurai!" Kondo became anxious when he heard this, but his attitude took a 180-degree turn, "Then please accompany me to the door of the toilet!"

"You actually really asked her to do it!" Toshiro was furious.

"I can't help it. I really have been holding it in for too long..." Kondo turned around and said innocently.

"Come on, let's go." With that, Kagura led Kondo to the toilet.

Looking at Kondo's back, Toshiro's face was full of black lines, "This matter must be kept secret!" Toshiro said to Kawaki.

"Don't worry, this kind of situation is common." Kawaki said shamelessly, "We won't tell anyone about this."

"Is it really okay? It seems to be quite serious," Shinpachi said and continue, "Although we don't care about that level of spirit but for ordinary people like you..."

"Who are you looking down on?" Toshiro said disdainfully, "If the other party is regarded as a 3D projection, there is no need to be afraid at all. After all, there is no entity."

"Eh? Hijikata-san, did you really see that woman in red?" Sogo asked.

"I can't say for sure, but..." Toshiro thought of the scene from last night, "At that time, I really seemed to have seen something unclear."

"That's the attitude! It doesn't matter what kind of thing!" Kawaki nodded and said.

But at this time, everyone suddenly heard a scream. It was Kondo

Everyone reacted and rushed to the toilet.

"What happened?" Toshiro was the first to rush into the toilet and ask.

"Maybe aru skin was pulled along with the zipper," Kagura replied.

"What kind of joke is this!" Toshiro said as he kicked open the door. He saw that Kondo's head had been stuffed into the toilet, and he had completely fainted from fright

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the tatami and continuously saying things like [a woman in a red kimono], everyone did not know what to say.

"This situation..." As soon as Toshiro spoke, he was stunned by Kawaki's bewildering operation.

Kawaki helped Kondo up, and with a hand chop, Kondo stopped muttering.

"What are you doing?! Bastard!"

"Don't worry, he'll be fine after a nap in this situation." Kawaki answered casually, "Then, I'll go to the toilet." After that, Kawaki stood up and walked to the door.

Kagura, "I want to."

Shinpachi, "I will go to."

Sogo, "Then, I will go to."

After saying that, the four of them walked out one after another, leaving only Toshiro and Gintoki who had yet to react

After leaving, Kawaki and the others did not go to the toilet but followed Sogo to a storeroom.

"Remove your disguise. Sogo is one of us now." Kawaki said as he removed his disguise.

"Eh?! Eh~?!" Shinpachi was in disbelief. He pointed at Sogo and was speechless for a long time, "Okita-san... When did you guys get together?"

"Hmph. Sometimes, a conversation between men can be done with just one look," Kawaki said casually.

However, when Shinpachi saw the dangerous aura on Kawaki and Sogo's faces. He could not help but retorted, "No, it's natural S that can communicate with eyes!"

"But then again, Kagura-chan. What you did was too much. You scared the gorilla so much that I almost couldn't salvage it back." Kawaki complained, but then looked at Sogo, "Sogo, have you prepared the things I asked you to prepare?"

"Don't worry, boss. Everything was prepared according to your request." Sogo said as he took out several sets of red kimonos, wigs, and flashlights from behind.

"Hey, when did you prepare this?" Shinpachi did not know what to say.

The three of them gathered around the red kimonos and began to discuss the plans, but they didn't notice the sentence Kagura said behind them [I didn't do it-aru!]

"Then, the plan is [Heartbeat! A night of fright with silver-haired naturally wavy hair and V-shaped bangs!]" Kawaki said to the three people who had already changed their clothes.

"Hey, aren't we going too far?" Shinpachi pulled at his red kimono and could not help but swallow his saliva.

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi? That silver-haired naturally wavy hair that does not even pay a salary, this is a punishment!" Kawaki said as he tidied up his wig.

"I did not expect Hijikata-san to be afraid of something like this. This time, the position of vice-captain might really be mine!" Sogo turned on the flashlight with a sinister smile on his face.

"Then, let's turn off the switch first." Kawaki stretched out a finger and said.

On the other side, Toshiro and Gintoki, who were sitting in the room, saw that everyone had not come back for a long time and could not help but feel a little impatient.

"Hey, why haven't those four come back yet?" Toshiro couldn't help but mutter.

"Maybe it's big." Gintoki turned over the Jump that he had found from who knows where and casually replied at the same time.

But the next moment, the lights in the room suddenly went out. Then, the two of them heard a chorus of screams. It was Kawaki and the others who had just gone out...