Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 26: Shock! Kawaki Also Had Pets! The Ending Is...

"I see, but Kagura-chan seems to like it very much." Kawaki said as he looked at Kagura, who was playing with Sadaharu on the side, "Moreover, it seems that Sadaharu also likes Kagura-chan very much."

At this time, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were sitting on a bench in the park, looking at Kagura who was playing with Sadaharu on the lawn.

"Girls are indeed more suitable for large dogs. Gin-san, Kawaki-san." Shinpachi said with a sigh.

"Anyway, Kagura-chan likes it, and Sadaharu also seems to like Kagura-chan very much. Why don't we raise it first? Such a precious dog might bring good luck to Yorozuya." Kawaki said indifferently.

"What a joke! That dog is not pleasing at all! Look here! Look here!" Gintoki shouted and pointed to his and Shinpachi's scarred heads. Finally, he said helplessly, "Why can't it play with us normally?"

"Because it sensed that we were going to throw it away based on its animal nature, Gin-san," Shinpachi explained with his head lowered.

"Hmph, what a weak man. He can't even handle a dog." Kawaki said disdainfully.

"Why is Sadaharu so stick to Kagura-chan, Shinpachi," Gintoki asked with his head lowered.

"That's not called [Stick]. It's just attacking Kagura-chan, but Kagura-chan doesn't take it seriously. Gin-san" Looking at Sadaharu, who had just been pressed down by Kagura with one hand. Shinpachi explained in a somewhat depressed manner.

"I couldn't tell at all. Is it as strange as you say?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. After that, he stood up and said, "Then I'll give it a try."

"Wait..." Shinpachi was just about to stop him, but Kawaki had already walked over and stood in front of Sadaharu.

"Sadaharu~" Kawaki put on a kind face, "Sit down."

Something that shocked Gintoki happened. Sadaharu really sat down obediently.

"Handshake." Just as Kawaki finished speaking, Sadaharu stretched out his front claws.

"Sadaharu is really amazing-aru" Kagura hugged Sadaharu's big head and rubbed it.

Kawaki turned to look at Gintoki and Shinpachi on the bench, revealing a look of disdain.

"Hey! Shinpachi! What's going on here! Why can he make Sadaharu so obedient! Why?! Do people who like by women also like by dogs?!"

"No, Gin-san. Sadaharu is just afraid. Can't you see that its whole body is shaking? The intuition of an animal is like meeting a natural enemy. [If you don't do it, you will be killed], Sadaharu's psychological activity must be like this. " Shinpachi sighed and said, "Kawaki-san is really amazing."

"So that's how it is. It might really is." After saying that, Gintoki sighed and completely lowered his head.

"What kind of person is Kawaki-san? Why does even Sadaharu feel threatened by him? Gin-san?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

However, Gintoki did not reply. He still lowered his head and looked like he had nothing to live for.

At this time, Kagura was finally tired of playing. She walked over to sit down on the bench and let out a long sigh of relief.

"You look very happy." Gintoki glanced at Kagura and said.

"Yes, I like animals very much." Kagura looked at Gintoki with a face full of satisfaction, "Girls like cute things. Aru doesn't need a reason to like things!"

Gintoki looked at the shivering Sadaharu in front of Kawaki and didn't know what to say.

"Okay, go find Kagura-chan. She is your master." Kawaki touched Sadaharu's chin and said with a smile.

After saying that, Sadaharu immediately ran toward Gintoki and the other two as if he was running for his life.

Fortunately, Gintoki and Shinpachi reacted quickly and got up instantly. However, Kagura, who was still on the bench, was not so lucky. She was knocked into the sky by Sadaharu.

However, Kagura did not care at all and kept saying, "It's really good, kawaii-aru. This is the first time that an animal likes to stick to me so much!"

After landing, Kagura ran to Sadaharu and said as she ran, "I used to have a pet-aru called Sadaharu No. 1. It is a very cute little rabbit, and I like it very much."

"Although Sadaharu No. 1 is usually raised outside the room. One day, I wanted to sleep with him no matter what. So I slept with it without my parents knowing, but I couldn't fall asleep no matter what. In the end, I had a nightmare... When I woke up from the nightmare... Sadaharu No. 1 stopped moving..."

After saying that, Kagura squeezed out two drops of tears.

On the side, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi had already thought of the scene. The sleeping bunny died to this strange little girl because of a nightmare

Gintoki and Shinpachi immediately had black lines on their faces, while Kawaki was sighing.

"From then on, I made my own rule that I was not allowed to touch animals. I, who did not know how to control my strength, would only bring misfortune to everyone." As she spoke, Kagura walked toward Sadaharu and touched his nose, "However, I feel that if it were Sadaharu, he might be able to get along with me. This must be a gift from the heavens, definitely." With that, Kagura smiled happily.

"I forgot that I have finished eating the vinegar kelp. I'll go buy some. I'll leave Sadaharu to you guys for the time being~" Kagura suddenly said this and quickly ran away.

"I'm so touched..." Kawaki said as he wiped his tears.

"Hey, what's there to be touched about? Isn't it just a replica of your childhood?! This kind of story also happened to you!" Gintoki couldn't help but punch Kawaki on the head.

"It's completely different, okay! All the little animals I've raised have changed to another way to continue to accompany me!" Kawaki retorted.

"Huh? Does it turn into poop?!"

"Gintoki, what you said is too disgusting!" Kawaki replied, "It should be said that it turned into protein! Besides, weren't you the one who ate the most food at that time."

"Hey, you two are a hundred times more terrible than Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi shouted, "I now completely understand why Sadaharu is afraid of Kawaki-san!"

"Sigh, Sadaharu, these two will also be your masters in the future. Go play with them~" Kawaki said to Sadaharu.

Then

At the side, Sadaharu was finally tired of playing. He curled up on the ground and fell asleep.

Gintoki and Shinpachi were finally free and instantly lay on the lawn.

"He looks really cute when he sleeps," Shinpachi said, panting.

"This thing must be a weapon in the shape of a dog, a weapon!" After a pause, Gintoki continued, "In this crazy world where dogs are so cruel, it is absolutely impossible not to be cruel!"

"But... seeing how much Kagura-chan loves it, I always feel that..." Shinpachi wanted to say something but stopped.

"Hey" Along with the sound of footsteps, a male voice sounded out, "So it's here."

Kawaki looked over curiously, only to see two men in uniform walking up to them and stopping. The one who spoke was a young man with V-shaped bangs.

"It's you guys," Gintoki said casually when he saw them.

"These two are? Gintoki, your friends?" Kawaki asked curiously.

"Who is his friend?" Hijikata Toushirou was furious when he heard that.

"Um, Kawaki-san, these two are members of the Edo Police Department [Shinsengumi]. The stalker last time was their Chief." Shinpachi whispered in Kawaki's ear.

"That chimpanzee?!" Kawaki was shocked.

"Chimpanzee?" When Toshiro heard this, anger rose in his heart, "Who are you calling a chimpanzee?! Although Kondo looks like a chimpanzee, you can't directly call him a chimpanzee!"

"Then... a mountain gorilla?" Kawaki frowned as if he was in a difficult position.

"Hmm." Okita Sogo nodded aside, "If the gorilla is not good, I think the mountain gorilla should be fine Hijikata-san."

"It's just a bigger one! Why are you standing on that kid's side?! Sogo!" Hijikata shouted at Okita Sogo.

"Well, calm down, we're not here to fight." Sogo said, pointing to Sadaharu who was sleeping beside Gintoki, "Is that dog yours?"

"It can't be considered mine..." Gintoki replied, "Why are you suddenly asking this?"

Then, he looked at Kawaki, who was standing beside him.

Kawaki didn't say anything. He just pointed at Gintoki silently.

"There is an important person who has a close relationship with the Bakufu. He wants an animal like this, so please give this dog to our Shinsengumi..."

"No, I won't give it to you. I don't want to do as Shinsengumi said." Gintoki sat up and rubbed his shoulders as he spoke.

"Don't you already have a gorilla? You can ask that big shot if he likes it. If it really doesn't work, you can let this V-shaped little brother put on the collar. Remember to add [Woof] in the end." Kawaki suggested with a flash of inspiration.

"I see, so there is such a method! It's really a good method. Thank you." After saying that, Okita Sogo turned his head and left.

"Hey! Gorilla, gorilla, there's no end to the gorilla! But I have endured you for a long time! The guy who is holding an umbrella on a sunny day!" After speaking, Hijikata drew his sword out.

"Well, don't be angry. If you don't like the name 'gorilla', you should have said it earlier. Then it would be a primitive gorilla, a black gorilla, a stalker gorilla..." Before Kawaki could finish speaking, Hijikata's sword had already slashed down.

But he was blocked by Kawaki's umbrella, "How dangerous, little brother V. Can the police do whatever they want? Do you understand freedom of speech?! Before you manage others well, take care of your own chief gorilla first. Don't let him be a stalker again, OK?"

"You bastard!" Hijikata found that his sword was blocked by a huge force.

"Your companion has already gone far away. Hurry up and follow him." After Kawaki finished speaking, Hijikata reluctantly put away his sword.

"Remember this! You bastard!" After saying that, Hijikata followed in Sogo's direction.

Finally, Kagura came back. Looking at Sadaharu who had just woken up, she could not hide her smile.

"Go back. Remember, since you want to raise it, you have to take care of it. Its dog food will be deducted from your salary." As he spoke, Gintoki had already walked far away.

"Thank you, Gin-chan." Kagura hugged Sadaharu and looked at Gintoki's back, "Although I have never received a salary- aru."

"Then, it's time for me to go back. Bye-bye, Shinpachi~Kagura-chan~" Kawaki said as he began to walk in another direction.

"Goodbye, Kawaki-san~"