Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 25: The Gorilla Is Done, Next Is a Dog?

"Sister, don't worry. Even if Gin's is in danger, my umbrella will unleash hell on earth-aru." Kagura said and gestured at the umbrella in her hand.

"Be careful not to kill anyone~" Otae reminded.

"Kagura-chan, are you talking about this kind of hell?" As Kawaki spoke, he aimed his umbrella at Kondo Isao under the bridge. After that, a dense number of bullets shot toward him.

"Wow, that's amazing. Not a single bullet hit him-aru!" Looking down at Kondo that was forced to jump up and down by Kawaki, Kagura's eyes were shining.

"Don't worry, gorilla. I have played all FPS games since I was a child, and I have practiced my marksmanship to the point where a bullet will never hit you." Kawaki said as he put away the umbrella and blew at one end of the umbrella that was still smoking.

"Hey! Who would believe that kind of word? I think you just want to kill me! You absolutely want to kill me! Also, I'm not a gorilla! I just look like a gorilla!"

"Then, I'm coming to-aru!" As Kagura spoke, she also aimed the umbrella at Kondo, but before she could fire it, she was firmly pulled back by Shinpachi.

"Don't! You don't have the same marksmanship as Kawaki-san! The gorilla will definitely become a dead gorilla!"

"I won't argue with you guys anymore!" Kondo continued to chatter towards Shinpachi who was on the bridge, "Hey, four-eyed guy! Where is that guy?"

"Hey, Kagura-chan, it seems that it was allowed to shoot a gorilla in the wild." Shinpachi let go of Kagura.

"I get it, I get it!" Upon seeing this, Kondo quickly admitted his mistake, "That handsome guy with glasses, where did the silver-haired naturally wavy hair?"

"Well, I think he said he was going to the toilet," Shinpachi replied.

"Tsk, how can he be so calm when facing me?" Kondo muttered in disdain.

Thus, in the long wait, more and more people gathered on the bridge until dusk

At this time, Kawaki was holding a can of cola and drinking it leisurely. Kagura, Shinpachi, and Seita stood on the bridge and sold melon seeds, beer, and mineral water.

"What's going on?" Someone in the crowd on the bridge asked.

"It seems to be a duel." Someone replied.

"It seems to be for a woman."

"It's rare to see someone duel in this day and age."

The people on the bridge started discussing.

"Hey, is that silver-haired naturally wavy hair afraid?" Kondo was getting impatient and shouted at the bridge.

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki's voice rang out.

"Are you stupid? How can I run away from an opponent of your level?"

"Are you finally here?" Kondo chuckled and looked at the person. "You're late! Were you taking a dump?!"

"How is that possible? Of course, I went to replenish my sugar points." Gintoki said as he walked.

"If the sugar level is not appropriate, you will get diabetes sooner or later."

Gintoki did not mind. Instead, he looked at the setting sun behind Kondo, "What a nice sunset. A duel under the setting sun. Not bad."

"Hmph, You've got some grace for a man with silver-haired naturally wavy hair," Kondo replied.

"And you speak pretty well for a gorilla.."

"Who, who is a gorilla! Although I may look a little like a gorilla, I am really not!" Kondo got angry when he heard that.

"It doesn't matter anymore. So, should we start?"

"I say, what weapon do you plan to use? If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend it to you, as you like." As he spoke, Kondo was ready to draw his sword.

"This wooden sword is enough for me. Let's fight like this." Gintoki said and was ready to pull out his wooden sword.

"Are you looking down on me? You bastard!"

"I'm sorry, I'm not exaggerating to the point where I easily gamble on other people's lives."

Gintoki shook his head and continued, "That is to say, let's change it this way. I'll use my life as a bet... My life instead of Otae's. Even if you win, Otoe will not be yours. But I will be out of the way. You can court her or whatever you'd like afterward! Of course, If I win you'll keep your paws off her."

Hearing this, not only Kondo but even the people on the bridge were shocked.

"Don't worry, just keep watching." Looking at Otae who was a little worried, Kawaki said.

Otae looked at Kawaki doubtfully. But Kawaki did not give any answer and still looked down with interest.

"Hahahaha, you sure are a man amongst men," Kondo sighed with emotion, then looked at Gintoki, "No, compared to women. I think you are more popular with men."

After saying that, Kondo threw his sword on the ground and shouted at Shinpachi on the bridge, "Boy, lend me your wooden sword."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki had already thrown his wooden sword in front of him, "You're a good man too. Use this, my favorite sword [Lake Toya]."

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi shouted and threw his wooden sword at Gintoki.

"Sigh, it's still the same as before. Someone's going to be unlucky." Kawaki couldn't help but sigh.

"Who? Gin-san?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"Just continue watching."

"Oh."

Gintoki took the sword and said to Kondo that had already picked up the [Lake Toya], "It seems that regardless of whether we win or lose, neither side will have a grudge."

"That's right, it's purely a showdown as a man!" Kondo said as he prepared himself.

"Come on!"

"It's fair and square!"

"Let's fight!"

As he spoke, the two of them charged at each other at the same time and swung their blades at the same time.

However, at this delicate moment, the [Lake Toya] in Kondo's hand... was broken.

"Wait. Hold on a sec. Sword... The sword..." Kondo looked at the broken sword in his hand and could not help but panic.

However, Gintoki did not give Kondo a chance. He directly swung the sword at Kondo's face.

Kondo instantly fell to the ground and hit GG. It seemed that his cheek was going to be swollen for several days.

The people on the bridge were all staring at Gintoki below.

"How naive! How can you borrow weapons from the enemy? I cut it in the toilet for half a day. It will break if swing it a little." Gintoki said smugly.

"You bastard! How dare you do that kind of thing!" Kondo lay on the ground and said.

"It would be stupid if someone were to lose something for such a small matter. In order to deal with this matter perfectly, it would be best to do this." Gintoki replied.

"Is this... perfection?" After saying that, Kondo fainted.

"Hey, how is it? Do you see my beautiful methods?" Gintoki said to the people on the bridge with some self-satisfaction.

However, just as he finished speaking. Kagura and Shinpachi jumped down in an instant, each of them kicking Gintoki down.

Looking at the three people fighting below, Kawaki said helplessly, "Sigh. As I said before. He will never lose because that guy is such a person."

Otae, who was on the side, could not help but cover her face and laugh.

"However, the matter can be considered to have been solved successfully." Kawaki said again, "Seita, let's go back."

After that, Kawaki left with Seita.

Otae, who stayed in the same place, looked at the three people who were fighting below thoughtfully.

"Sigh, the matter has been solved successfully. Thank you, Gin-san." Otae said to herself.

One afternoon, Kawaki had lunch and was about to take a nap when he saw Gintoki appear in his room with Shinpachi and a huge white dog. Gintoki and Shinpachi's heads were wrapped in bandages.

"If you want to make a fuss, I suggest you go to the park." Kawaki looked at Gintoki with a disdainful look.

"Actually... I just happened to get this dog. I thought that maybe Yoshiwara needs it, and it can be used to look at the gate." Gintoki pretended to think for Kawaki.

"Do you think I believe it? Do you know how much this dog is? With your income, you might not be able to afford it even if you struggle for hundreds of years." Kawaki said as he walked towards Sadaharu.

"Really?! Is this kind of dog really that valuable" In an instant, Gintoki's mind became active.

"Of course, [Inugami] aka [Dog God], is a very, very expensive breed. In the whole universe is not common." Kawaki said while rubbing Sadaharu's chin.

"[Dog God]? Why would Kawaki-san know about Sadaharu's race?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"Ah, this, in fact, I have been wandering in the past few years. Sometimes I can't help but eat some wild animals. In order not to kill by mistake... I met a rare species and learned some knowledge about rare animals." Kawaki explained.

"I don't know how to retort at all," Shinpachi whispered.

"How about this number? As long you give this number, I will give Sadaharu to you!" Gintoki stretched out five fingers.

"Go back," Kawaki said as he kicked the two people and the dog out the door.

"Open the door! Is it expensive? Then this number!" Gintoki said as he extended four fingers.

However, Kawaki had already put on the earplugs and burrowed into the quilt.

However, before Kawaki could fall asleep, a loud crash sounded. Even Kawaki, who was wearing earplugs, heard it.

When Kawaki got up. He saw Kagura, who was crazily beating up Gintoki and Shinpachi. At the same time, Kagura kept shouting something, and the door of his room had been completely shattered.

Kawaki took off the earplugs and heard what Kagura said.

"I told Aru that Sadaharu disappeared the moment I woke up! It turns out that the two of you are still thinking of discarding Sadaharu!"

"Hey, let me go. If the door is broken, you should pay for it! Can you let someone have a good nap? If you want to quarrel, go out and quarrel!" Kawaki separated the three people who were fighting and shouted at the same time.

"Woof!" Sadaharu shouted.

"Sadaharu, long time no see. Did you miss me-aru?" Kagura intimately hugged Sadaharu's big head and said.

"Hey, what happened?" Kawaki looked at Gintoki with disdain.