Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 19: Thinking of the Title Makes My Head Explode! Hey! (Otsuu’s Father Part 1!!)

"Are you all a bunch of idiots" Kawaki stood at the entrance of Edo detention center with an umbrella and cursed at Yorozuya and his group of three who had just been brought out, "Who would take the initiative to ask to stay in the detention center? And why did you leave my phone number?"

"The delicious Katsudon from the detention center-aru." Kagura raised her hand and said.

"What do you know? Do you know the current situation of our family? Ever since this big stomach king came, only salt was left in the house! That kind of place with only salt is not home at all!" Gintoki retorted.

"So, you all ate up all the Katsudon in the entire detention center? After eating it up, you still kept shouting words like [If you don't give Katsudon, you will tear down the detention center], Huh? Then the detention center called Yoshiwara? In the end, they asked me to put down the newly bought FPS game and come here alone to take you out? What a joke! If you don't have money, go to work! If you don't have a job, go to the streets to find a job! If you can't find it, go to do volunteer work! The kind of volunteer who manages rice!" Kawaki chattered on and on.

However, in the end, Kawaki turned around with his back to the three of them and said in a tsundere manner, "Once... once is fine, but if it's noodles, I can treat you to a full meal."

After Kawaki finished speaking, he heard Shinpachi and Kagura cheering behind him.

"Wu... This is a good friend! Unlike friends like Zura, who like to cheat people, I, Gin-san, am so touched! Oh right, can I pack it up?" Gintoki put his hand on Kawaki's shoulder and said.

"Pack your ass! Eat it in the shop! And only this once!" Kawaki had just finished complaining, but he suddenly felt something was wrong, "Zura? Did you meet Zura?"

"It was all thanks to that idiot why we are in the detention center! I was mistaken for a bomber with him! Don't worry; I didn't give him your phone number. I just gave him your address." After saying that, Gintoki gave a thumbs up and winked at Kawaki.

"Isn't this even worse?" Kawaki was defeated by this idiot, "Forget it, do you want to go now? Ramen?"

"I want to add dishes-aru! Ten more sets of barbecue!" Kagura was the first to shout.

"Hai, hai." Kawaki smiled helplessly and nodded.

"I want it too!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Hai, hai."

"Then I also..." Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by Kawaki.

"You can just eat ordinary ramen without adding ingredients!"

"Why do you have to treat them differently?"

"Both of them are underage. The more they eat, the more they will grow their bodies." Kawaki stretched out a finger.

"My, Gin-san, heart is still a teenager!"

"You didn't say that in Chapter 16..." _ Kawaki looked at Gintoki with a face full of contempt.

"Speaking of which, why didn't you go with Miss Tsukuyo this time?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"Because the author is afraid of being scolded by the original CP fan. Ah, no, it's because [Hyakka] has a lot of work to do."

"Hey, you seem to have said something incredible just now!" Shinpachi complained.

"Ah, I suddenly thought of a place to go. I'm afraid I won't be able to eat ramen," Said Shinpachi as he turned around and began to run, "Then see you next time, Kawaki-san."

"Oh my, then leave the bowl of ramen to me!" Gintoki nodded as if it were a matter of course.

"You can eat yours without any additional ingredients." Kawaki broke Gintoki's fantasy.

"Then give it to me! I'm still growing-aru!" Kagura shouted.

"I really can't do anything to you. Alright, alright." Kawaki turned his face, afraid that the two of them would see the unnatural expression on his face.

Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he suddenly heard rapid footsteps. At the same time, the alarm sounded. Kawaki followed the sound and saw an uncle with a cut on his face running towards him from the rooftop of the detention center.

And behind him, several policemen were chasing him.

The uncle directly jumped down and held Kagura, who was thinking about eating ramen.

"Don't come over! Otherwise, I don't know what will happen to this girl!" The uncle shouted to the policeman who had stopped.

"You!" The leading policeman could not help but say.

"Only, only today." The uncle murmured and then turned to look at Kawaki and Gintoki, "Hey! The two over there! Can the naturally wavy hair and the one holding an umbrella drive."

However, before Kawaki and Gintoki could say anything, the leading policeman took the lead and pulled out his knife, "How dare you resist us? Do you think you can escape easily?"

"Well, calm down." Kawaki saw the uncle's dilemma and also noticed that he did not really want to hurt Kagura. Kawaki turned to look at the policemen and said, "The criminal may have some unspeakable secrets. Didn't he say that it only needs one day? Give it to him; I will vouch for him."

"You... I am really sorry, my lord!" The policeman saw Kawaki and instantly put away his knife, "If it is your request, we can agree. But we need to let our people follow, in case he does something harmful to social security."

"Yes, no problem," Kawaki replied.

"Who is that man?" The policeman beside him could not help but ask in a low voice.

"We can't rashly offend the agent of a certain lord like Yoshiwara! That silver-haired naturally wavy hair and that little girl were brought out by him just now!" The leading policeman explained in a low voice.

"Let go of that little girl. You should have heard what we said just now, right?" Kawaki said to the uncle.

"This sir... I'm really very grateful!" The uncle said and let go of Kagura.

"No need, go do what you need to do. But I said that you are not allowed to destroy social security. Otherwise, I will take action." Kawaki said.

"I want to go with-aru." Suddenly, Kagura said coldly. It seemed that she was curious

"Are you kidding? Just now, he said we are going to eat ramen!" Gintoki shouted.

Kawaki asked, "What ramen?"

"Actually, I'm not hungry right now. I originally wanted to eat ramen because I wanted to eat tomorrow's meal in advance. That way, I won't be hungry tomorrow-aru." Kagura explained seriously.

"Hey, hey, what do you mean by eating tomorrow's meal! Is there a time machine in your stomach?" Gintoki said and was about to pull Kagura away, but Gintoki could not stop her.

"Well, it's actually nothing. Let's go and have a look. After all, I am the guarantor. If anything happens, it will make it difficult for these police officers." Kawaki said with a smile.

...

When everyone brought the uncle to his destination, they were all stunned.

"What... what is this" Gintoki could not help but ask.

"This is the most popular idol now, the first concert of Terakado Tsuu." The uncle replied.

Kawaki looked at the young girl who was singing and dancing on the stage. His face immediately darkened. But before Kawaki could speak, Gintoki was the first to kick the uncle over.

"You bastard! What do you think life is! To break out of prison for a mere idol! Are you going to ruin your life for a moment of pleasure? That's how you got thrown into the cell, idiot!" After Gintoki finished speaking, the uncle rubbed his head and stood up.

"Looking at your expression, I thought it was the anniversary of your wife's death, wedding anniversary, or the day of your children's graduation! Are you worthy of the day [you are free] for you? You bastard!" Kawaki couldn't help but shout.

"It's precisely because I'm a person who is greedy for a moment of pleasure that I understand that some precious moments in life can not be missed." The uncle said as he began to cheer for Otsuu on the stage again, "Then, enjoy it!"

"L... O... V... E... O... Tsuu... L... O... V... E..." The uncle swayed and shouted.

"Enough, I want to go back. Hey, the police are waiting for you at the door. Remember to go back with the police after you finish watching..." Kawaki said and turned to leave.

At the same time, Gintoki patted Kagura on the shoulder, "Let's go back, Kagura."

"Sigh, I still want to watch for a while longer," Kagura pouted and said.

Gintoki wanted to reject her seriously, but Kawaki stopped at this time and returned to his original position, "Me too. Why don't we watch for a while longer, Gintoki? Ahahahaha."

"You, you are not a LoLi control, right! Kawaki, I remember you didn't like plump ones before? When you go to the store, you always choose..." Gintoki said in disbelief, but before he could finish, Kawaki kicked him over.

"Don't you think the eyes with which this uncle watch the girl and the other are different? You idiot!" Kawaki defended without thinking, "Also, look behind you; there are surprises."

Hearing Kawaki's words, Gintoki looked behind him and saw Shinpachi wearing the uniform of the Otsuu guards standing in front of a group of people wearing the same clothes and constantly commanding

"Why are you here" Gintoki instantly rushed to Shinpachi, "And why do even you look like a captain!"

"I was the captain of Otsuu's personal guards when I was born!" Shinpachi replied subconsciously. However, he turned around and looked at Gintoki, "Ah... Why is Gin-san in such a place?"

"I wanted to ask you, but I didn't expect you to fall for something so boring." Gintoki could not help but sigh, "How are you going to explain this to your sister?"

"Captain! Don't worry about him! Let's continue!"

Kawaki, Kagura, and the scar-faced uncle had also put on the clothes of the Otsuu guards and stood next to Shinpachi.

"Why did you also change clothes? And it was too fast! I don't know how to retort you!" Gintoki was confused.

Kawaki lowered his head and whispered something into Shinpachi's ear.

"What? This is Otsuu-chan's..." Hearing this, Shinpachi looked at the scarred uncle in disbelief.

"What Otsuu-chan's? Aren't you just a middle-aged and elderly fan? What's special?" Gintoki asked three times in a row.

"That silver-haired naturally wavy hair gentlemen over there, don't walk around. Otherwise, you will disturb the other audience." Otsuu-chan's mother and the manager couldn't help but speak up. However, when she saw the scarred uncle the next moment, her expression changed, "You..."

At the same time, the scarred uncle also discovered Otssu-chan's mother and manager...