Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 18: A Certain Author: Respect the Cp Fans of the Original Work! (End of Kagura Appearance~)

TL note: A cp fan is a fan of a couple. The term is used in Chinese-speaking fandoms, where CP fans are differentiated from fans who don't engage in shipping. Example: Gintoki x Tsukuyo and the like.

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"Are... Are you also a Yato?" The afro-head leader looked at the umbrella in Kawaki's hand and asked in disbelief.

"What? You too? Don't tell me there is also an afro-head Yato?" Kawaki asked curiously.

"Ahahahaha, actually, we are only here to sell newspapers, aren't we? Everyone?" The leader shouted at the group of lackeys behind him.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"We are only here to sell newspapers."

The afro-head brothers began to agree.

"At least say that you are promoting afro-head! Where did you find such a bad reason" Kawaki said in disgust, "Come on, shout with me: We are here to promote the afro-head! One, two!"

"We are here to promote the afro-head!" n

"Not neat enough! One more time! One, two!"

"We are here to promote the afro-head!"

"The voice is not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! Again! One, two!"

"We are here to promote the afro-head!"

Only then did Kawaki nod his head.

"Why are you making so much noise in the middle of the day! Are you going to let people sleep?" Otose's voice rang out, instantly startling everyone.

Otose looked up and said, "Is it your fault again! Gintoki! What kind of face does the guy who owes the rent yell when the master is sleeping!"

"Rent?" Gintoki suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hugged the afro-head leader, "Baba! In fact, these are my friends! They are here to pay the rent for me! "

"Isn't it right~ Afro-head gentleman~?" Gintoki said with a gloomy smile on the afro-head ear, "Be honest with me~ or I will call the police~."

The afro-head in the lead panicked instantly and turned to Otose downstairs, "Yes, yes, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired man."

"Really? Why don't I remember you having such a friend?"

"What are you talking about? Silver-haired naturally wavy hair and afro-hair, don't they sound like good friends? Ahahahaha." Gintoki laughed after he finished speaking.

"Yes, yes, yes. Afro-hair and the silver hair naturally wavy hair have always been good friends, ahahahaha." The afro-head who Gintoki threatened also laughed.

"Hey, why do I feel that our side is more like a bad person in all kinds of senses?" Shinpachi _ said.

"Well... I've paid the rent for you and bought a hundred pudding. Can you let us go?" The leader knelt on the ground and asked with a trembling smile.

"Well, you did well this time. Remember that you won't get such a good treatment next time." Gintoki said impatiently, holding his big belly after eating pudding.

After Gintoki finished, the group stumbled to get up and ran to the door, afraid that this silver-haired naturally wavy hair would make some excessive demands.

At this time, Kawaki had already fallen asleep on the sofa, while Tsukuyo was looking at the sleeping Kawaki with a conflicted expression. No one knew what she was thinking.

"Gin-san, why do I feel like you are the villain?" After watching the group of afros leave, Shinpachi could not help but curse.

"Payment, ah. Payment. Shouldn't you pay in advance before inviting someone to do something?" Gintoki said indifferently. Then he looked at the back window of his house and said, "The little girl under the window, if you have something to say, you can say it now. After all, the reward has been paid.

"Who needs your help-aru!" Kagura said and came over again. She then said very proudly, "But if you really want to help, I can reluctantly accept-aru."

"Well, don't try to be brave at this time. Tell me, do you want to go home now, or do you want us to help you find your stupid uncle?" Gintoki picked his nose and said casually.

"At that time, I was invited by that guy. He said [Care to change your life with me?] [You'll get Sake Chazuke for three meals], Aru." Kagura sat down again, picked up the rest of the pudding on the table, and said while eating.

(TL note: "Ochazuke", also known as "chazuke" is a very popular, traditional Japanese dish made by pouring hot green tea over rice with savory toppings. "Sake Chazuke" contains real freeze-dried salmon, seaweed, and crispy rice cracker with green tea flavor!)

"Hey! Get straight to the point! Why did you enter flashback without permission? Also, I prepared those puddings for tomorrow!"

However, Kagura continued to talk to herself, "When I heard those words, I immediately jumped in."

"Why?! Shouldn't you eat three different kinds of meals a day? Your conditions are too low!" Shinpachi could not help but ridicule.

"I'm sturdy compared to earthlings. I took their offer. I eat Sake Chazuke every day-aru. I feel so happy. But lately, my job went up the [escalator]."

"You mean [escalated]." Shinpachi corrected her.

"Finally, they told me to get someone's [lifeblood], Aru."

"Speaking of which, [Hyakka] often does this kind of work." Tsukuyo interrupted.

"Uh, not [lifeblood] but [life]. Life is different from lifeblood. [Hyakka] work is also different!" Shinpachi corrected again.

"I can't take it anymore-aru. Edo is a very scary place. I want to go home." Kagura finally finished speaking, and at the same time, she finished eating the remaining pudding on the table.

"Are you dumb? A guy with an afro-head and girl in red(this red refers to the woman in the red light district, the kind that you know...), you can't trust them." Gintoki casually said to Shinpachi, "You got yourself into that world. You need to get out yourself."

"Gin-san, your words are very unpleasant to hear and haven't you already accepted the reward" Shinpachi couldn't help but slap the table.

"What a heartless man. He's no different from those men who come in and out of Yoshiwara every day," Tsukuyo said disdainfully.

"There's a train station not far away, right? This is the map," As Gintoki spoke, he took out an electric vehicle road chart and pointed at the landmark called terminal (space terminal), "Here, Get off the train and go home in a spaceship. If you want me to help find someone, please bring me the photo."

"I... I don't have the money to go back-aru..." Kagura lowered her head and said hesitantly.

"Train? It's fine; I can still lend this money, three hundred yen? Five hundred yen? Or a thousand yen?" Gintoki casually replied.

"It's the money for the spaceship! You idiot!" Kagura stood up and crushed the entire table with a stomp.

"..." Gintoki broke out in a cold sweat, "Then, I'll help you find that stupid uncle of yours. Photos? Do you have photos?"

"Aru doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook her head and said.

"What about the phone? What about the appearance? Age? Or race? When did he come to Edo?" Shinpachi said as he took out a small notebook and prepared to write it down.

"The aru that Mommy mentioned. Twenty years ago, Daddy and Mommy threw Uncle... and sent him to Earth." Kagura supported her chin and thought hard.

"Did you say the word [throw]? Did you say throw?" The corners of Shinpachi's eyes twitched.

"Then, there is nothing-aru," Kagura continued.

"How will you find him with this information? Are you kidding me!" Shinpachi spits out loudly, "Speaking of which, he must have been abandoned! Your uncle must have been abandoned! It would be embarrassing even to find this!" Shinpachi complained loudly.

"No, the scope has shrunk a lot. Twenty years ago, the afro-head just said something about Yato and this girl's hair color and eyes. I don't know why, but I can only think of one person now..." As he spoke, he looked at Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa. Shinpachi and Tsukuyo understood and looked at Kawaki at the same time.

"Yato? Kagura-chan is a Yato Tribe's?" Shinpachi finally reacted and said in disbelief.

Kagura nodded and looked curiously at Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly.

"It seems that Kawaki-san and Kagura-chan are really similar, whether it is the color of hair or the pupil color. Gin-san seems to have said that Kawaki-san is not like people on Earth." Shinpachi looked carefully at the faces of the two people and said.

"Speaking of which, when did Gin-san meet Kawaki-san?" Shinpachi asked.

"Hey, wake up, idiot." However, Gintoki acted as if he did not hear anything. He walked up to Kawaki and kicked him, "Take your stupid niece and leave quickly! Sleeping on the sofa in someone else's house is very impolite!"

"Gin-san, we can't be completely sure that Kawaki-san is Kagura-chan's uncle, right?" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him.

"Speaking of which, he also said that he was not Yato," Tsukuyo said thoughtfully.

"Hey, hey, hey, hurry up and wake up!"

"Huh? Huh?" Kawaki opened his eyes and was stunned.

"Uncle!" Kagura threw herself at Kawaki with tears and snot in her eyes.

"Nani? What's going on?" Kawaki was completely dumbfounded.

"It's a really touching scene. Now, go back, go back, and have a good reunion. Go slowly; I won't send you off." As Gintoki spoke. He had already sent Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Kagura out the door.

At this time, Kawaki was experiencing the discomfort of waking up from a dream. In reality, he was blinded by a strange girl calling him uncle. When the two reasoning combined, his entire body was still in a state of downtime.

"What kind of joke is this?" After a long time, Kawaki finally came back to his senses and kicked the door open, "I'm a single man in the family! Why did you suddenly stuff a niece into someone else's hands!"

"Uncle, you don't want me anymore?" Kagura was about to cry as she spoke. Her big eyes were so watery that Kawaki didn't know what to say.

"Aunt!" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Tsukuyo's arms

"Hey! That, that must not be said! The CP fans of the original book will kill me! Absolutely!" Hearing this, Kawaki instantly shuddered.

[Foreign Voice]: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of a failed author?

"This is?" Gintoki, Shinpachi, Tsukuyo, and Kagura gathered together and looked at the small card that Kawaki had placed on the table.

"The ID card (identity certificate), look carefully. It clearly states that it is the citizen of the Milky Way, Planet Heiwa!" Kawaki couldn't help but complain.

"Planet Heiwa?" The rest of the people looked at Kawaki in confusion.

"I seem to have heard of it. It is said that it was a planet that was destroyed in the war," Shinpachi said.

"Yes, this was applied when I came to Earth from Heiwa. Although it has never been taken out, and the author has never told me. This is something that can prove my identity." Kawaki said and put away the card.

[Foreign Voice]: ... Author, you are xxxxxxx! !!

"Kawaki-san looked pretty cute when he was a child!" Shinpachi couldn't help but ask.

"Cute?" Gintoki couldn't help but laugh, "Kawaki, what is your interest?"

"Of course, it's a youth..." Kawaki subconsciously replied, "That was close!" Fortunately, Kawaki reacted in time.

"Close, my ass! The first syllable has come out! I thought you were different from Gin-san! I thought you were a more reliable man than Gin-san!" After complaining, Shinpachi continued, "In that case, Kawaki-san is not Kagura's uncle. I am sorry, Kagura." After that, Shinpachi looked at Kagura apologetically.

"But don't be discouraged. Since we have received the reward, we will help you find him no matter what! Because we are [Yorozuya]!"

"[Yorozuya]?" Kagura raised her head curiously.

"En, we will do anything no matter what! In other words, we will help you accomplish anything!" As he spoke, Shinpachi stood up, and his face was full of pride.

"Then, give me the money for the spaceship back home." Kagura stretched out her hand and said.

"This... this is indeed impossible. Although it's Yorozuya, it can't receive any stable jobs..." Shinpachi smacked his finger with his head lowered.

"Then, why don't we let this girl work here to earn money for the spaceship tickets?" Kawaki suggested.

"What a prehistoric joke! Why don't we let her work in Yoshiwara!" Gintoki grabbed Kawaki by the collar and shouted.

However, before Kawaki could reply, Kagura punched the floor, causing the entire floor to crack.

"What? I can't, Aru?"

"Uh..." Gintoki was so scared that he broke out in cold sweat, "How could that be? Hahaha, I just feel that it's really unfair for you to work here under such conditions."

Kagura nodded and said, "Well, there is no other choice now. In that case, I can also feel wronged-aru."

"Actually, the conditions of this uncle are better, and the salary is higher. If..." Gintoki pointed to the side and said. But when Gintoki turned around, Kawaki and Tsukuyo, who were still there just now, had disappeared

"It really does look like it..." Kawaki sighed softly.

"Huh?" Tsukuyo, who was following beside Kawaki, looked at Kawaki in confusion.

"It's nothing, hahahaha." As Kawaki spoke, he couldn't help but speed up.

'The current me, let alone being full of myself, I don't even have the slightest bit of confidence.' Thinking of this, Kawaki couldn't help but curl his lips in a self-deprecating manner

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[Foreign Voice]: Hello, everyone. I am Foreign Voice, who is in charge of complaining in the book. Why didn't you let Kawaki and Kagura recognize each other and end this chapter? In fact, the fundamental reason is that a random author is senior cliff cancer. If it did not end in this way, maybe this book would become a full-screen lack of line in the later stage.

[A certain author]: Lack of Line! Lack of Line! Bring hentai!!

[Foreign Voice]: Yes, just like that...