How To Be A System (Dummy-Proof Edition)

Chapter 44.Yo Mama So Fat She Broke The World Birdge After Passing Through It

After one week passed, the surrounding area has already turned green. The previously barren place filled with plant ash is now full of thick shrubs and tall trees.

During the whole week, Ren Shiluo and Xiao Ling have already traveled to every corner of Endless Mountain's core area. Except when hunting and sleeping, both of them waved that branch in turn.

Returning to the place where Gui Ruyan shattered the space previously. Both of them waited until she had time to go out and chat with them.

Waiting until the sun is almost above their head, a crack in space finally opened once more. Just like the previous time, Gui Ryan's hand first appeared as she slowly enlarged the crack by doing a motion similar to tearing it.

Once the crack opened until a certain size, she finally pushed her head outside of the crack. Unlike the previous time where she only showed her shoulder, this time Gui Ryan's body fully left the crack.

Upon stepping on the ground, she first waved her hand toward the space crack that is slowly healing. With the wave of her hand, the space crack that should have slowly healed, stopped.

Seeing Gui Ruyan, Ren Shiluo started his nagging mode once more.

"What took you such a long time. Our son is currently left alone in an unfamiliar place like the cultivation world. It is a place with many strong people. What if our son got bullied while you are not looking. How could he even reach the cultivation world anyway. Aren’t you currently busy repairing the bridge that led to the cultivation world? Also, just what the hell that guy Ren Shiguang is doing. I asked him to take care of Ren Qingquan for a moment to keep him safe while I am busy repairing and investigating the problem in that mine, but instead he brought Ren Qingquan to a silly adventure that ended in such a disaster. I should've just taken Ren Qingquan back once the rebellion ended instead of leaving him alone at the Martial Spirit Sect. But thinking about how Ren Qingquan looked incredibly happy when I told him he would need to enter the Martial Spirit Sect, I decided to leave him there for several more months instead. If I had known about it I would... "

Gui Ruyan waved her hand as she stopped Ren Shiluo. "Alright, alright. I got your point already. Anyway, you should learn how to let go and let him be independent. Ren Qingquan already survived his life's calamities several months ago, so for the next few years his life should be smooth sailing. As for how he left, I found out he entered a teleportation formation with several other people."

Hearing what Gui Ruyan said, Ren Shiluo looked thoughtful before nodding his head after remembering his son's happy look upon leaving toward Martial Spirit Sect. "Sigh, maybe you are right."

Nodding her head, "Well, I am indeed always right."

Ren Shiluo then asked her whether or not he could enter the cultivation world using that teleportation formation.

"You can't. That formation has been destroyed after being forcefully activated. Ren Qingquan's friend used a pretty violent means to siphon the energies which made that teleportation formation turn into scrap."

Then, Gui Ruyan looked at Xiao Ling while smiling. "Well, Xiao Ling. You seem to have not made any progress in your cultivation.

"Hehe. Aunt Ruyan, I am busy taking care of Ren Qingquan."

Seeing Xiao Ling smiling sheepishly, Gui Ruyan sighed. "My sister left you to me so you could get some experience traveling the world. But, look at what you are doing now, you actually waste your time by acting as a maid. Even if I am busy spending my time repairing the world bridge, I am still the best diviner in the world. I have done some divination about what you are doing the last few years."

Hearing Gui Ruyan berating Xiao Ling until she could only nod her head, Ren Shiluo came to her rescue. No matter what, Xiao Ling has been helping him for a long time.

Trying to change the topic, Ren Shiluo asked about what delayed her from meeting with him. "Honey, what have you been busy with the previous week? You actually couldn't even meet us directly."

Listening to Ren Shiloh's words, although she knows it is just his attempt to change the topic. Gui Ruyan still answered. "Around one month ago, someone broke into the world bridge I am repairing. His forceful entry caused some instability to the space structure. Which almost made my previous hard work come to waste. Furthermore, there is a spatial storm striking the bridge at that time and destroyed some part of the weakened bridge. If I didn't repair them immediately, the destruction might have worsened."

Hearing all that jargon, Ren Shiluo could only nod. Seeing how her husband just nod while smiling as if he understood, Gui Ruyan stopped and just continued the thought in her mind

'Now that I think about it, that guy is also quite pitiful because he barged when a spatial storm was happening nearby which made him get kicked from the bridge. Luckily I already gave him a spatial barrier that can last for a hundred years or so. As long as that guy is not too unlucky, he should be able to enter the cultivation world within that time frame.'

After breaking from her own thoughts, she continued to berate Xiao Ling. "Do you think changing the topic will stop me from berating you. You are that old already. If you continue to play around like this. Even if you are a genius, you are wasting your talent and decreasing your chance at attaining immortality."

Just when Gui Ruyan wanted to continue, Ren Shiluo stopped her once again. "Honey, leave her be. She has been a great help to me at taking care of Ren Qingquan."

Seeing her husband stopping her once again, Gui Ruyan just rolled her eyes. "Alright, whatever. Anyway, do you want to talk with Ren Qingquan? I need to continue repairing the world bridge soon. Otherwise, it might worsen and this world will be detached from the cultivation world and get destroyed in the void."

Hearing Gui Ruyan mentioning that, Ren Shiluo quickly nodded. "That is right, let's quickly contact Ren Qingquan."

After Ren Shiluo's agreement, Gui Ruyan pointed at her and Ren Shiluo's head. Using a magical technique of hers, she searched for the bloodline connection she had with Ren Qingquan.

'Found it!' Upon finding the connection, Gui Ruyan connected herself to it. 'Now then, I rarely used this technique. So, let's first test the water by sending some greetings. '

"Hello? Hello? Anyone there? Hello? Ren Qingquan?"

After getting no response, Gui Ruyan tweaked her magical technique a little before activating it once again.

"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

"Yes?" This time, the technique finally worked as she could hear a boy's sound.

It seems Ren Shiluo also heard it as she could hear him enter his super annoying mode and talk for a long time.

"Ren Qingquan! Are you safe? Where are you at right now? What kind of messy thing were you doing until you actually entered the cultivation world? Don't you know how concerned I am. When I sensed you went missing my heart almost stopped beating. Also, where is your uncle right now? Why didn't he stop you from doing dangerous things like traveling to a dangerous place... "

Just when Ren Shiluo wanted to nag for a lot more time, Gui Ruyan stopped him.

"Honey, do you have something more important to talk about with him? If you don't have any, then I need to send him something."

"Alright then." Upon hearing Gui Ryan's question, Ren Shiluo told Ren Qingquan some things before he stopped talking. "Qingquan, your mother have something to say."

Seemingly in shock, Ren Qingquan answered him "What? Mother? I thought she went missing?!"

"What? No!" Hearing Ren Qingquan's words, this time it is Ren Shiluo's turn to be confused. "She is just busy doing something which make her unable to meet you."

Hearing his words, Ren Qingquan answered with another question. "Then why didn’t you tell me?"

"Well, should I tell you that yo mama is so fat she broke the world bridge after walking through it?"

After Ren Shiluo said that, he apologized to Gui Ruyan. 'Hehe, sorry honey. But, I can't hold myself. I have prepared that joke for several years already.'

Listening to Ren Shiloh's words, Gui Ruyan’s lethargic eyes widened as she berated angrily. "you are the fat one! Your whole families are the fat one! "

"But, you are also a part of my family."

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Just when Gui Ruyan is going to rebuke Ren Shiluo again, Ren Qingquan's voice sounded once again. "World bridge? What is that?"

Hearing Ren Qingquan's question, this time Gui Ruyan is the one to answer. "It is the path that connects the martial arts world you are in to the cultivation world. It is also the normal way for someone from the lower world to enter the cultivation world. I accidentally broke it when my tribulation arrived while I passed through it. It's definitely not because I am fat!"

"oh." Hearing her explanation, Ren Qingquan answered with a simple noise.

After Gui Ruyan heard Ren Qingquan's answer, she said, "Alright, enough nonsense. I contacted you this time mainly because you have arrived in the cultivation world and will start cultivating."

She then continued. "Don't cultivate random cultivation methods. I will be sending you our Gui Family's cultivation methods and two powerful magical techniques. Remember to learn it as all of them are important techniques. Also, don't spread it to others!"

After all that, Gui Ruyan spoke to Ren Shiluo. "Honey, if you have anything to say to our son, say it now. I am going to return and continue repairing the world bridge. I still need several more years before it could be fully repaired. After that, we will go to the cultivation world and meet Ren Qingquan."

Hearing it, Ren Shiluo immediately spoke quickly. "Qingquan, don't forget to eat there. Also, try to look for some friends over there. If you get bullied, just keep it in mind. Once we arrive there, we will beat the shiet out of the one daring enough to bully you. Also, don't forget to use the cultivation technique your mom sent you! But don't work too hard and remember to sleep..."

Sensing her husband has entered his nagging mode once again, Gui Ruyan cuts him off. "That is all, let's meet in several years!"

After saying those words, Gui Ruyan sent the information about cultivation methods and magical techniques to Ren Qingquan. To do it, she activated a magical technique that will slowly increase the speed of information transfer according to the receiver's maximum calculation ability.

According to her calculations, Ren Qingquan will need around half a day to process the information she sends. After sending those formations, she cut off the connection between her, Ren Shiluo, and Ren Qingquan. Then, Gui Ruyan spoke to Ren Shiluo as she slowly flew toward the space crack that she had frozen previously.

"I will continue my work. You also should use those spirit stones I left you to cultivate. I don't want to see you turn into an old man once I finish repairing this stupid bridge."

Leaving with those words, she entered the space crack and healed it. Leaving behind Ren Shiluo and Xiao Ling in the middle of the now green forest.