Your Girlfriend Was Amazing

Chapter 50: Is It Common Knowledge That the Succubus Queen Is XX?

Is It Common Knowledge That the Succubus Queen Is XX?

"Now what…?"

Preventing Kim Minsoo from shedding his virgin label was a feat, but the ensuing spectacle was the real kicker. As all succubi's stares zeroed in on one focal point, a barrage of charms overwhelmed me.

[Witch's Blessing activated! Immune to mental attacks.]

[Blessing named Taeyang activated! Unaffected by the allure of females.]

A wave of dizziness engulfed me before I could trigger Coercion. Without the skill, I might have succumbed to the same charm that gripped Kim Minsoo.

"It doesn't mean I can't activate it."

[Coercion activated! Target: All the succubi]

The source of obedience and domination—a power emanating from my being. The succubi, who believed their charm was foolproof, saw their faces gradually twist. A sensation as if their bodies were forcefully compressed hit them. Like a massive rock descending from above, their bodies gradually lowered.

Eventually, one by one, the succubi crashed face-first onto the ground. Whether due to a strength disparity or a slight time lag, the outcome remained the same for all.

"Outrageous! How dare you, in my presence!"

Except for one—the Succubus Queen. Perhaps it was because she had just spread her legs moments ago, her dignified tone did nothing to change my impression. Her face seemed to accurately reflect my ideal type, but she's a monster that needed to be killed anyway.

"With such a puny trick, you can't kill me. Kim Minsoo even took off his pants for that reason."

"He did?"

Rocinante's impact wouldn't render the protagonist unconscious. Minsoo was merely feigning it out of embarrassment. He seemed to tremble slightly, as if stabbed.

"He truly made a heroic choice. The only way to kill me is through a bout of chaste sex…"

"What are you even saying?"

Too much nonsense. Hunters don't bargain with monsters. It's a lesson I picked up when I first enrolled in the Victory Academy.

[Bash activated! Strong power gathers in your legs!]

I readied myself to charge at the Succubus Queen with strong momentum. The ground fractured, and the scenery before me swiftly transformed. The Succubus Queen maintained a really relaxed expression, and I wondered how long that demeanor would last.

It's a shame I lack a weapon, but such is life.

"I don't lose to impure males."

"I won't lose to females either."

The Succubus Queen, in her arrogance, thought she could casually block my punch with just one hand. As I twisted my body, intending to shatter her jaw, a powerful counterforce erupted from her—a force explicitly rejecting any male approach. It was strikingly similar to the effect of the Virgin Bomber.

"Get lost, you—hmm?"

Instead of being pushed back, a comparable force emanated from my body, resulting in a collision. The clash of forces caused the Succubus Queen's clothing to flutter, and the sweet scent of her skin tickled my nose.

[Virgin Bomber activated! You will never be defeated by a virgin.]

What? The Succubus Queen is a virgin? What kind of absurdity is this?

Bam!

Both of us were simultaneously propelled away by the repulsive force we emitted. It took piercing through the wall several times before I could barely halt my body.

We share a similar skill?

A man invulnerable to pure women and a monster unbeatable by impure men. I couldn't help but laugh at the irony of the situation.

"What… what's this?! I was pushed back by a dirty man…"

"Haha, I can't believe the Succubus Queen is a virgin."

"If I told you an apple was red, you'd be astonished."

Normally, when someone is referred to as a queen, it implies the highest status. So, I figured the sluttiest succubus would naturally be the queen.

But a virgin?

No modesty shield, flaunting bursting breasts – hardly fitting the virgin image. Wearing a crotchless body stocking while emphasizing purity was downright absurd. Shoulders exposed, boldly showcasing cleavage – this succubus wasn't holding back. Claiming to be a virgin while flaunting bare feet and leaking out fluids with each brush of her thighs.

Just saying ‘I'm a virgin' seems enough for everyone to believe it. In this world, it seems common knowledge that succubus queens are virgins. It's absurd. While her underlings are a bunch of sluts, she's admitting to be a virgin herself. No, maybe she's the queen precisely because she's a virgin?

"I don't lose to impure ones like you. Only a pure hero like Kim Minsoo can take me down."

"Don't spout nonsense."

But what really irked me was Kim Minsoo lying still until the situation escalated like this. It annoyed me enough to kick a nearby pebble and sent it flying. It brushed his ear, and the guy sprung up like a coiled spring.

"Y-Yes, I'm not fooled either. I just got swept up in the enchantment."

Witnessing the lackluster soap opera-esque performance by Kim Minsoo sparked a hypothesis in my mind. It's the theory that the fatty conveniently inserted an interlude while unfolding a poorly conceived plot.

‘Kim Minsoo getting charmed by a succubus during his date,' or something along those lines. The absence of any casualties was odd, and there had to be a reason why Yoomin isn't around. If the episode was meant to be a light-hearted chapter for Kim Minsoo, it made sense.

"It really doesn't suit him."

The supposedly light atmosphere between Kim Minsoo and this narrative doesn't click at all. It felt forced right from the beginning. The Succubus Queen rejecting impure men is undoubtedly created to restrict me. But the problem is that Kim Minsoo is the type of a guy who can't even handle a spoon properly on a fully set table. The fatty overestimated his potential.

"Minsoo, only you can defeat her? What does she mean by that?"

"The dungeon clear condition is having a pure man engage in a sexual encounter with her."

If that's the case, it's suspicious that Minsoo's and my clear condition are different. This just makes the theory of the author's plan more credible. This is to be a light chapter centered around the protagonist, filled with comedy, and it's so cringe-worthy. The scenario when the Succubus Queen can only be subdued by a virgin, it makes Kim Minsoo's ability isn't appreciated.

That means she has to be defeated through sex. Maybe if Minsoo does it once, his power will go haywire, and the difficulty will increase… Then, he'll kill her?

It's so weird to imagine that Minsoo's first sex is with the Succubus Queen even though it's supposed to be a pure love story. Is the author tossing aside a romantic encounter and abruptly inserting a dungeon scenario like this? Does he not care about the original readers? They've been following along for a whopping 172 chapters, even when it was just hand-holding.

"Taeyang, leave this to me! I'll defeat that wicked monster."

"Sorry, but put some pants on before talking."

"Oh… my bad…" Minsoo awkwardly adjusted his pants and summoned the sword again. But regardless of his honesty, the chili pepper still stuck out from his pants. The Queen seemed to be aware, as she grunted in disgust.

There is only one situation that can resolve this.

"I'll do it."

"What?"

"Huh? What are you saying, mortal?"

"I said I'll do it."

If Kim Minsoo and the Queen fucking raises the dungeon's difficulty, then why not avoid it altogether? Claiming that only a pure man can overcome her is a load of crap excuse. No matter how she spins it, she's just a succubus. Common sense dictates that it's normal for her to spread her legs and get fucked by any man. She doesn't have to do it with Kim Minsoo.

"Minsoo, keep an eye out."

"M-Me?"

"Who else? Keep an eye on other succubi too." I swiftly crushed any secret hope he seemed to be nursing.

Is it even possible for the protagonist to be clueless about where his damn dick is going? He should realize that he's got a girlfriend, a big sister childhood friend, and he's getting it up for the first succubus he sees.

"Yeah… maybe I shouldn't do it…"

"Just go."

"Oh, sorry…" Minsoo awkwardly left with a nervous face. The Queen, not understanding the current situation, just tilted her head.

Ignoring everything, I undid my buckle and unzipped.

"What the hell are you doing right now?!"

"I'll do you instead of Kim Minsoo."

"I don't engage with impure men!"

"Are you kidding? You're already filthy just by existing."

Her outfit is an open sesame for easy access, showcasing everything that's supposed to be hidden and hiding what doesn't need covering. You could easily thrust it in without a fuss. Arguing about impurity and purity while she struts in panties that lay bare her pussy is just laughable.

"Don't come near! You, a human man dirtier than an incubus!"

[Virgin Bomber activated! You will never be defeated by a virgin.]

The Succubus Queen resisted, but it was futile. Moments ago, I attempted to use force against her, so there was a counterforce. Now just approaching without any violence would be unstoppable.

"From what I've seen, you've been dripping juice all along. You wanted it too, right?"

"What the hell are you talking about?! I've never… ah… aah…"

Moans filled the air as I neared and gently stroked her pussy. Seeing how she eagerly spread her legs for Minsoo earlier, her body was clearly ready.

I tucked her into my arms and caressed her body.

"You don't like me? Why?"

"You… you're too filthy… huh… stop… touching… ah… huh…"

"What's your name, by the way?"

"Sh-Shael."

Far in the distance, there's Minsoo gawking with his eyes popping out. I warned him to keep watch, so what the hell is he staring at?

He seemed to want some service. So I hoisted Shael up for Minsoo's viewing pleasure, positioning her belly toward him and parting her legs wide. Shael blushed and hid her face, while I chuckled and readied my stiff rod.

"Taeyang… Hey, Taeyang, on second thought, I think it's right for me to… to do it!"

"Ah… Ahh! Taeyang…!"

As soon as I loosened my grip on Shael, her body slid down, impaling herself on my dick. Her wide-open pussy dripped with juices as she writhed. She was clearly savoring the taste.

Minsoo could only watch it unfold.

Of course, as long as I'm around, he can't shed the virgin label. But once I'm out of this damn novel, figure it out on your own.