This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Chapter 46: Drunken Frenzy

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

“Heroine Luo, are you afraid that I will misunderstand?”

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Ning’s eyes darkened. She looked unhappy.

Ye Jingtang hurriedly raised his hands. “Alright, alright. How could i misunderstand you, Heroine Luo? i believe whatever you say. Cheers.”

Only then did Luo Ning give up. She raised her fair hand and rubbed the space between her eyebrows. “I can’t handle any more alcohol, so I’ll leave first. Yunli is still waiting…”

“Then, i’ll drink for you? We’re going to part for a long time, so we have to finish this meal.”

Ye Jingtang naturally held Luo Ning’s hand that was holding the cup and drank it in one gulp. Then he finished his own wine. “Is this okay?”

Seeing that Ye Jingtang didn’t force her to drink, Luo Ning bit her lower lip and didn’t say anything. She just picked up the wine pot and poured wine for him.

Whoosh-! Whoosh-!

The cool wine fell into the cup and spilled some, but it was still full.

Ye Jingtang wanted to take it himself, but Heroine Luo picked up the wine cup and moved it to his mouth. “Hurry up and eat. I will leave after we’re done…”

Ye Jingtang heard her slurred words and wanted to end it here and let her rest first. But the wine cup had almost reached his nose, so he could only open his mouth to catch it.

Gulp…

Before he could finish the cup of wine, his shoulder felt a weight as a mass of soft fragrance leaned against him.

Clatter!

The wine cup slipped from her fair fingertips and was caught by Ye Jingtang.

He turned his head to look. Heroine Luo’s face was flushed red, her entire body was leaning limply against his shoulder, and her hands hung down listlessly.

Her expression remained cold and serious, but her brows quickly relaxed, leaving only the softness of spring water in March. She even muttered faintly, “Little thief, if you dare to… be frivolous again…”

“Chirp?” The bird, who had been engrossed in eating at the table, raised its head, tilted it, and sized them up with its big black eyes.

In the past, his foster father had often gotten drunk and slept on the floor. It was always Ye Jingtang who had dragged him to his bed to rest.

Seeing that this sister was also drunk, the bird naturally pointed at the bed with its wings, indicating: Just throw her there, and let’s continue eating.

Ye Jingtang ignored the bird and looked at the face close to him. A faint fragrance wafted over.

At first, he wanted to shake Luo Ning awake. But when he raised his hand, she, who wasn’t learning against him very closely, fell backward. He could only hurriedly hold her shoulder and hug her in his arms. “Heroine Luo?”

“Zzz…” Luo Ning’s willowy eyebrows twitched, but she didn’t respond.

Ye Jingtang blinked. There were distracting thoughts in his mind, but he still sighed in the end.

The last time he kissed her impulsively, Luo Ning was so angry that she cried. She had been aggrieved on the bed and faced the wall for an entire day. Thinking about it later, it was indeed a little too much. It didn’t seem like a chivalrous action.

Ye Jingtang hesitated for a moment but still didn’t touch her. He only held her back and bent legs and carried her, who was as light as a swallow, to the bed.

Although he didn’t take off her clothes, he had to take off her shoes since she was going to lie down and rest for a while.

Ye Jingtang squatted down in front of the bed and held the embroidered shoes under the blue dress. There were a few bamboo leaves embroidered on the shoes, and the design was very beautiful.

He took off her shoes, and the delicate feet wrapped in white cloth socks appeared in front of his eyes. The lines were extremely beautiful, and he could feel the creamy softness through the thin fabric.

After taking off the embroidered shoes, Ye Jingtang placed Luo Ning’s legs flat on the bed. Then he went to the head of the bed and looked at her peaceful face. Seeing the jade hairpin in her hair bun and thinking that it would make her a little uncomfortable, he raised his hand to take it off.

But…

Luo Ning was an internal martial arts expert. She had drunk a little too much and was a little dizzy, so she had closed her eyes to rest for a while. After a moment, she realized that someone was touching her feet.

The vigilance in her heart made her open her eyes. In the end, she found herself lying on the bed.

And directly above her was that familiar man’s face. He was leaning down and touching her face.

?!

Luo Ning instantly sobered up. With a flick of her finger, she poked the man’s chest as fast as lightning.

Boom!

Ye Jingtang realized that Luo Ning had suddenly opened her eyes. Just as he was about to speak, but before he could say anything, his chest went numb. He lost all feeling in his limbs and fell down.

Thump!

Everything went black.

His face hit something.

“Wuu…?!”

Luo Ning’s eyes were full of shame and anger. She didn’t even notice their current posture and shouted angrily, “Ye Jingtang! What did you do to me? Are you trying to anger me to death?!”

“Wuu wuu…”

Ye Jingtang lay on his stomach, his entire body paralyzed. He couldn’t even feel his limbs. The only thing he could move was his mouth, but his vision was blocked by something, and he couldn’t hear anything clearly.

As soon as Ye Jingtang opened his mouth, Luo Ning felt his hot breath.

Her entire body trembled violently. She pushed Ye Jingtang away and threw him aside. She rolled over and stood up. Her drunk face turned into a red apple. She pulled out her soft sword and said with a trembling voice, “You shameless little thief, what did you do to me just now?!”

Ye Jingtang turned over and could finally see. But his limbs were still numb and couldn’t feel anything. He said in surprise, “What technique is this? Acupoint tapping? Hey… I didn’t do anything just now. Believe me…”

Luo Ning didn’t believe it at all. Ye Jingtang had a criminal record. She had been drunk for an unknown period of time. She didn’t even dare to think about what had happened between the two of them.

She looked down and saw that her clothes were intact. It seemed that nothing had happened.

But what if this little thief had put her clothes back on after he was done?

Luo Ning was slightly drunk, her heart was in a mess, and she had lost her mind. She pointed her sword at Ye Jingtang. “You’ve done it again and again. Do you really think I’m a woman who is easy to bully? If I don’t teach you a lesson today…”

“Huh?! Heroine, wait!” Ye Jingtang’s expression changed drastically.

Seeing that Luo Ning had drunk too much and was pointing her sword at his lower body but couldn’t exert too much strength, he forcefully opened up the sealed acupuncture point a little and moved his waist to dodge.

“I really didn’t do anything. Don’t be impulsive. If you didn’t hit me, i wouldn’t have buried my head in your chest…”

“Chirp chirp chirp-” The bird hurriedly flapped its wings and helped Ye Jingtang explain.

Luo Ning glanced at the sky and the food that hadn’t turned cold before confirming that she hadn’t been drunk for long.

It was true that Ye Jingtang had carried her to the bed, but did he really not kiss or touch her along the way?

Even if Ye Jingtang didn’t do anything, she had been taken advantage of these past few days. She had to teach this little thief a lesson.

Seeing the fear in Ye Jingtang’s eyes, how could Luo Ning stop? She pretended to be a fierce and crazy fairy and raised her sword to stab randomly, pretending to want to castrate Ye Jingtang.

“What do you not dare to do? Don’t you like to bully women? Come on, I’ll let you bully…”

“Don’t, don’t, don’t. Don’t stab my arm. Don’t make random moves…”

“No way! You little thief…”

Luo Ning raised her sword and aimed it between Ye Jingtang’s legs. The shocked Ye Jingtang turned into a noodle man. He twisted left and right to dodge. When his numb limbs fully recovered, he turned around, jumped up, and ran around the house.

“Stop!”

“I really didn’t do anything. Why don’t you believe me…”

“How do you expect me to believe you? Tell me honestly. What did you do just now?!”

Luo Ning chased after Ye Jingtang, her clothes trembling with her movements. The waves undulated, and the scenery was exquisite.

But Ye Jingtang didn’t have the time to appreciate it at this moment. After all, Luo Ning didn’t care about martial ethics at all. She was aiming her sword at his lower body.

Even though he knew that Luo Ning was just scaring him, he didn’t dare to bet on her not missing the happiness of his lower body. He could only use the table and chairs as cover and circle around the room. “Heroine Luo, good sister, you’re drunk…”

“I’m not drunk. Stop right there!”

“Chirp…”