The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

Chapter 491: Strongest Ability!

It is time to go on the offensive! 

I slowly start swimming toward the fishes, or try. Not only is even moving out of the crazy attack onslaught hard, but even then, my speed is clearly too slow. I'm not the fastest swimmer to start with. 

Should I use my illusion magic on the fishes themselves to make people focus on them? It would probably work, but I'm a bit worried it would also aggro the Water Princess and bring her back in the fight. 

If only I had a way to produce a ranged attack *Sigh*. I look around searching for something to use as a projectile. I don't trust my aim but the only ally in the area is an incorporeal ghost. It should be fine even if I miss my target. 

But there is absolutely nothing but water around me. It's not like I can throw water out like them all. I don't have any mana. What about using divine energy? Well, the only concrete spell I know is the Forgar one. On one hand, it's super effective, but on the other, it consumes my only source of power so it's also trash. 

A shame because pressured water can most certainly. wait. I just had the most ridiculous idea ever, but one that may just work. The fishes are relatively far away. This will be extremely troublesome. Focus, I need to visualize having insane range and power. 

While I'm just preparing for this strike of mine the people up there are still chattering. 

"What is this thing?! It's evil! It's clearly evil!" (Fairy)

"That should be the soul of the Naked Emperor guy. Somehow it seems he survived the water exploding seal. This is bad!" (Queen) 

"What's bad?! Is a soul that strong?! He should already be dead, no?!" ("Disciple")

"*Sigh* It seems we were blind on many aspects. These guys are not so easy to control. Not simple at all. Still, seeing how much they had hidden they were clearly plotting against us somehow. It's a good thing that we began fighting as soon as we did." (Monarch) 

"Wait, what is it doing? It seems to be hunting the fishes down there! These are sacred!" (Fairy)

"Oh no! They also very much are the keys to the barrier! Quick stop him!" (Monarch!)

"I'm on it! Ah, but how does one stop a soul?!" ("Disciple") 

"Simply use magic and.what is that?!" (Queen) 

"What is it?" ("Disciple") 

"I just saw one of the goldfish suddenly topple over! Look there! It is surrounded by some yellow deathly aura, what is this?!" (Queen) 

In fact, they are so damn surprised that they almost stop the assault on me, almost. Now, let me tell you there are some things in life that are truly difficult. One is to have enough reach. Another is to have enough pressure in the stream. Yet another one is to aim true no matter the obstacles. One last one is to bear the shame it all brings. 

But right now I am feeling proud of myself. It took me a lot of tries and lots of focused divine energy-enhancing but I have managed the unthinkable: I have slaughtered a magical goldfish with a pressured golden shower attack. 

Impressive, am I right! My ghostly friend is roaming all about finding them. As soon as he does, I aim and fire. At first, he is extremely puzzled, but then he sees me. He also sees how my fly is down and how I'm currently -omitted-. 

That is when we share a look between men (I think he has no eyes). Still, I can feel how much he approves of my current tactic. He is utterly proud of my performance. Right now he would be doing a thumbs up if he had a hand. That is when the crazy ladies up there finally realize what is happening. 

"What the hell is this?! Is he pissing on the fishes until they die?! What madness is this?! Since when can body cultivators do that?!" 

Look lady, I'm not even 100% sure how body cultivators work in this world. If you ask me, who am I supposed to ask?! But still, there is one thing I cannot let slide. 

[Don't call it pissing so vulgarly! It is my Ultimate Golden Diamond Destroying Stream Attack of Doom!]

The more chuuni and embarrassing I make the name sound and the more people will dwell on it rather than the actual act. It can't be helped. As they say, improvise, adapt, overcome and piss on them all to show dominance! 

"Quick stop him! He's going to murder them all and disable the barrier at this rate!" (Fairy) 

"Why is he not dead yet?! We've been attacking him all this time!" ("Disciple") 

"Hell if I know! This is probably his strongest technique by far! Who knows he may be trying to scare us into running away!" (Monarch!") 

"It makes sense!" (Fairy) 

How can they even misunderstand this for my strongest technique?! Then again, I have to agree that it is shining extremely right now. They increase the rate of their attacks, but I soon do too. I start aiming for their fasces directly with my Golden attack.

Sadly they all manage to evade relatively easily. Still, they do so extremely flustered, and their faces filled with disgust. Meanwhile, my ally finds more fishes that I promptly take care of. It seems this technique is extremely OP in general but fails against intelligent humans. They are all dodging as they can predict where I'll aim. 

Still, it is the first time that I am realizing how amazing staying hydrated is!  Simply chug the lake water quickly transforming it into streams of doom. The best part of it is that the more I do it and the clearer it becomes. 

Soon this golden stream attack of mine has become a clear stream attack. As invisible as deadly. It is at this exact moment that the crazies notice they have fucked up. The more time goes on and the stronger I get. I'm even improving my aim a lot! 

That is when they seem to take a final decision as they are freaking out. 

"We have no choice. It is time to bring on our sect's final life measure. It is time to annihilate them all with the power of the barrier before they take it down. This sacrifice is inevitable now!" 

Why the fuck is this escalating once more! Something doesn't add up here! What the heck is their goddamn problem?! Oh god, what is this?! .