The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

Chapter 481: I'm not Joking! I'm Serious! (2/2)

"So let me get this straight. You went to the god realm, talked to not one but three gods, and somehow became their leader?" 

[Exactly!]

"What about the two other gods? What was their specialty?"

[IELOF is the god of fishing  while Lilly is the goddess of raf-sailing.] 

"Wow. How believable! How is your sect called then?"

[*Proud* The Unnamed God Sect!] 

"So right now the Water Sect is officially part of The Unnamed God Sect?"

[Exactly, you catch on quickly. In fact, you are taking it better than I expected. Ah, technically you guys are part of the water division headed by the three gods.] 

She then starts giggling. Lowly at first but then trembling so much from it, her head slanted towards Heaven itself. 

"This is so damn original! How did you even think all of this up?!" 

[The name of the sect or the water division? Well, the sect's name was chosen on a whim really. I was just thinking that living one's life for a god sounded like a pain. The Unnamed God is a God that doesn't really exist. As for the water division, well that one is just logical. Why come up with complicated names when you can make it easy?] 

"I meant imagine all that story! You have a talent at storytelling for sure! Where most would have trouble talking about a single god you brought three in one go. Where people would show extreme reverence you simply went offroad thinking outside the box. Ah, but be careful who you tell these things to or it WILL get you killed one day." 

[....] 

"Ah! I just realized something! That friend of yours is all about being naked, are you some kind of bard? That would explain so much!" 

[Do I look like a bard?] 

"I mean, bards don't actually have to look like bards. They can be just like you for instance." 

[Ah, just wait. Soon you guys are going to get an oracle about it. Anytime now! You'll know then that everything I said was the truth down to the very last sentence!] 

"I honestly wouldn't count on an oracle too much. The last one happened ages ago when we had to repair the barrier. All extremely complicated stuff really."

[I believe you, I had to go on a journey to get a dwarf specialist just to repair one, so I know for sure. But still, Aqua has been slacking at her job, eh? Guess I'll have to reprimand her later about that.] 

"Please don't try!" 

[It will be fine. Just wait for a few...ah!] 

"What is it?" 

[Well, I just remembered about the time difference between the two realms. I guess it may take a few days. How would people having issues with time-zones would react to something like that! Haha.] 

"What are time zones? Ah, actually never mind. Just stop saying stuff like that in public or you'll get beaten up at best."

[No worries I'm sturdy!] 

That's quite possible all I can be confident about Still, it's something, right?! Then she suddenly exaggeratedly gasps, opening her eyes wide, slightly moving away from me and giving me weird glances. 

[What?] 

"Don't tell me! Are you trying to get beaten up by a pretty girl! Is that why you keep..."

[*Scoff*. Please! I already have someone for that! Don't look down on me!]

"What?"

[What?]

Then happens an awkward silence. She was joking but she somehow caught the fact that I was serious in my reply. Now, she's wondering all that it can imply. Let's change the topic, shall we! 

[But seriously, I did meet the Water goddess.] 

She takes a very serious expression. 

"I actually believe you, but I fear you have been deceived. You know how this pond contains lots of intent? Well, it wouldn't be surprising that something like that would make a mortal see visions. It could very well be real scenes too that happened in the past." 

[No, I interacted with them, it wasn't a vision.] 

"That's the thing. It wouldn't surprise me if there was a fragment of the goddess's spirit in there. One that was given birth from her intent to watch over us." 

[You mean?] 

"Chances are this pond lets one see mirages." 

I'm 100% convinced what I saw and felt was real. But! This is great news! Oh my god! Is this a psychedelic pond?! Dip a bit in there and BAM! You can now hear colors, touch smells, see sounds, whatever you want! Perhaps?! I hope it works like that! That would be sick! 

[This place is gonna become huge with tourism! We can charge extra to swim in the pond! That's amazing!] 

"...."

She's looking very peculiarly at me. As if she was judging a new weird potato chips flavor. She's carefully observing me from head to toe with a piercing glare. 

[What is it?] 

"I can't decide if you are a genius or an idiot." 

[What is that supposed to mean?!]

"Exactly what I said. People would pay a lot to visit here but it would be extremely dangerous and troublesome to organize." 

I stand proudly, my arms crossed with flair. 

"See! I'm obviously a genius! Can you feel the majestic presence emanating from my entire being? Can you feel the awesomeness radiate from my brows? Can you?!"

She flashes a smile before starting to look all around the place apparently looking for something. 

"Let me see! Where?! Where's the genius!"

[I am!] 

Then she pouts a bit giving a disappointed expression. 

"Oh...."

[*Sigh* Ah, whatever. Anyway, do we have anything planned for the rest of the day?] 

"I afraid that concludes our tour. With this, you have seen most of the city, albeit very briefly. Hopefully, it will have helped." 

[Is that so? Well, I'd say not to quit right now. In fact, there is something I want to show you instead. Are you ready for something amazing?] 

"Maybe?"

[You are supposed to say yes. Bonus points if you jump in the air cheering.] 

*Jumps in the air* 

"Yes!"

[Perfect! Now, do you have paper?] 

She is looking at me inquisitively, wondering what kind of surprise I have in store for her. What can I say, It's a very simple one but exactly what this little outing of ours needs.