The Story of a Man Who Is Reincarnated as the Shittiest Guy in a Doujin, but the Heroine Keeps on Coming Close to Him

Yo, Ryuichi. Golden Weeks comin up soon, got any plans?

Nope, nothin I can think of.

It was nearing the end of April, and May was just around the corner. The new month brought with it the major annual holiday weekend, but Ryuichi had no plans at all.

In previous years, he had spent his time with Makoto and his other friends picking up girls and hanging out at adult-only establishments, but this year, Makoto asked Ryuichi what he would do, and after giving it some thought, Ryuichi replied.

Its been a while since I last went, maybe Ill come along.

Oh, so youre comin?

He thought it wouldnt hurt to show up for the first time in a long time at a regular party to which he had been invited before but never ended up going.

Right before the holidays, huh? Aight, Im down for it.

The one whod spoken was a boy standing next to Makoto, Kurosawa Kaname. He was the one whod tried to touch Shizuna the other day. Like Ryuichi and Makoto, he was a student treated as a delinquent, but he wasnt truly a bad person at heart.

Imma try and keep my schedule open. Just so ya know, if I dont feel like it Im heading straight home, got it?

Kay.

Yep, yep. But man, Im totally excited for this.

Kaname then said that he had to go to the bathroom and left the classroom. Ryuichi was left alone with Makoto, but since they were friends, their conversation progressed smoothly.

Suddenly, Ryuichi felt a faint gaze on him, so he turned his head in that direction and sure enough, his eyes met Shizunas. She seemed to have been talking with her friends, but right now they were all looking at Ryuichi.

Geez.

Shizuna stared at him while her friends grinned at her, and when Ryuichi scratched his head and raised his hand in greeting, Shizuna made a wide grin, prompting her friends to playfully poke her shoulders.

Say, Ryuichi.

Yeah?

That choker Rindos wearing. Is that your doing?

Ryuichi nodded. The black item attached to Shizunas neck was in fact a choker. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be quite the stylish item; it was adorned with a floral pattern, and just as Ryuichi had said, he had bought it for her.

Well, thats because she told me she wanted it.

On his previous outing with Shizuna, Ryuichi had given her a moderately priced stuffed animal as a token of his appreciation for her bentos, among other things. He thought that would be the end of it, but at one of the stores they stopped by, shed come across a choker.

Whats up?

Huh? Oh, uhI was just thinking about how nice this looked. It looks so similar to a collar, so wouldnt putting this on me make me look like I belong to you, Ryuichi-kun? Wait, what am I even saying?

Chokers, too, were technically a style of fashion, but there were certainly some who would say they looked similar to collars. Shed looked surprised when he actually bought it for her, but soon she happily held it to her chest.

Holy hell, though; I never wouldve thought shed actually use it to school.

Well, Im sure itll be fine. Some people might suspect something, but theyd probably conclude its just a part of her outfit.

A beautiful woman always looked good no matter what they wore. There may be some exceptions, but that choker was not one of them, as it definitely suited Shizuna well. Even now she was putting her fingers on the choker as if she was touching something important.

She didnt seem to be conscious of it, so she mustve truly considered it important from the bottom of her heart.

So, what didja do tohim?

So, what didja do to

him

?

Well, all I can say is something definitely happened.

No shit, man. Haha, he looks like he really hates your guts.

The person Makoto was glancing at was Sohei. A few days had passed since then, and Sohei likely hadnt realized the woman in Ryuichis arms was Shizuna. Shizuna didnt tell him anything either, so he was probably still unaware even now.

Yknow, getting a girl as good as her has its own downsides, huh. Feels like Ive developed a sort of superiority complex against those whore in love with her.

Nah, its totally fine. In fact, youshouldbe pumping your chest out in pride. Itd be a different story if you were actually dating her and shit, but thats not true, isnt it? Then you have nothing to worry about, man.

Nah, its totally fine. In fact, you

should

be pumping your chest out in pride. Itd be a different story if you were actually dating her and shit, but thats not true, isnt it? Then you have nothing to worry about, man.

Isee. Heh, youre being strangely nice to me today.

Im always nice to my bros, though?

Ryuichi laughed at the irony coming out of his mouth.

However, even as he was talking with Makoto, Sohei was still glaring at Ryuichi as if he were glaring at his parents mortal enemy. Ryuichi knew this, but he wasnt sure if he could straight up confront him about it, especially since he hadnt talked to him at all since then.

Well, whatever.

Yeah, just leave it be.

Eventually, Sohei removed his gaze from Ryuichi. After school, Ryuichi met up with Shizuna to leave school.

Hey, Shizuna. Did you say something to him?

Him? Oh, you mean Sohei-kun?

Yeah.

After Ryuichi nodded, Shizuna proceeded to explain everything to him. She seemed somewhat indifferent toward Sohei, but he could see a slight hint of anger in her eyes.

He ran his mouth and said whatever he pleased. He told me not to talk to you anymore, not to get involved with you anymore, and he told me that youre the kind of guy who goes to shady establishments and brings all kinds of promiscuous women to his home.

Hmm

It seemed that Sohei was being quite blunt about Ryuichi to Shizuna behind his back. But it was only then that he got the full picture of why Sohei had been glaring so hard at him. In other words, Shizuna must have said something back.

Of course, I tried to hold myself back at firstbut in the end, I couldnt stand it any longer; I told him that I hated him and that he shouldnt come to me ever again. I also told him not to talk to me anymore.

Pretty blunt of you, huh.

Of course. Im not the kind of person whos patient enough to stand hearing someone berating the person I like.

She said this while looking at Ryuichi with a serious look in her eyes.

I see.

Ryuichi didnt understand why she could say that so emphatically and seriously. He truly questioned how she could care so much for somebody else, just because she liked them.

Shizuna, youre

Yes?

Her eyes pierced through Ryuichi. They were beautiful eyes, unblemished and pure, honest to a fault, and filled with light. Depending on how one looked at it, her body had already been tainted by the hands of Ryuichi. Even so, her figure was truly dazzling, never losing its radiance.

Youre truly a wonderful woman, Shizuna.

If thats what you think, then its all thanks to you, Ryuichi-kun. Youre the one who changed me to become like this. Thats why Ive become a woman who you can call wonderful.

She gave him a smile from the bottom of her heart. Ryuichis heart jumped. He naturally reached out to touch her, seeing how honest she was and how much she cared for him. Once his hand reached her smooth, white cheeks, she rubbed them against Ryuichis hand, as if seeking his touch.

A chuckle slipped out of him at the sight of Shizuna, who looked as adorable as an animal.

The two of them then walked down the road together in the setting sun. When they arrived at Shizunas house, she took him by the hand, seemingly having noticed something.

Whats wrong?

Over here.

Shizuna pulled him over to the corner of the street, hiding them from view. As he wondered what was going on, she pointed her finger toward the house. There he saw Sohei talking with Sakie.

He seemed to be desperately trying to convey something, as evident from his frantic body movements and gestures, and Sakie was just listening to him with her hand on her cheek, as if she couldnt care less about what he had to say Shizuna let out a big sigh.

Hes even talking to my mom now Truly wasting his time,that one.

Hes even talking to my mom now Truly wasting his time,

that one

.

That was the moment Shizuna finally switched from calling him Sohei-kun tothat one

That was the moment Shizuna finally switched from calling him Sohei-kun to

. In Soheis eyes, he was acting for the good of Shizuna, who was getting involved with bad people, which mightve been the right way for a childhood friend to act. He wasnt wrong; he certainly wasnt, but he had an overwhelming lack of understanding about everything.

What a comical sighthe doesnt even know that Mom and I are in love with you, she spat. In the first place, neither Shizuna nor Sakie had been forcibly attacked by Ryuichi. They willingly offered their bodies to Ryuichi and willingly nurtured feelings for him.

Even though it may not be obvious to others, they definitely had proper feelings in them for him.

He thinks hes doing the right thingbut he might actually just be self-conceited. Thats why he wouldnt understand you even though you kept trying to tell him. I know Im the cause for that and all, but man, youve got one hell of an annoying childhood friend, huh?

Youre not the cause, Ryuichi-kun; youre just a factor. I am the cause.

Shizunas words were, in a sense, not entirely unfounded either. As he stared at Sohei, who was much too ignorant, Ryuichi thought about something. This world was the manga world that he knew, and the people who existed in it were no different.

However, he wondered if he needed to be concerned about this world being a manga world after seeing all these characters existing with their own will.

To be honest, he didnt really care about it anymore. He didnt know if it was just in Ryuichis nature not to worry about details, but he truly didnt care anymore. To Ryuichi, as long as he was still alive, he would make sure to enjoy his life to the fullest.

Shizuna.

Ah.

He put his hand on Shizunas shoulder as she stood next to him. In an instant, Shizunas cold eyes toward Sohei disappeared completely, and she looked up at him.

You are my woman, and my woman alone.

You belong to me, and me alone.

His voice overlapped with a familiar voice elsewhere.

Yes! Of course.

Yes. Of course.

Again, Shizunas reply, too, matched the one in Ryuichis memories.Something will probably change clearly in the near future.Ryuichi had a clear premonition of this.

Again, Shizunas reply, too, matched the one in Ryuichis memories.

Something will probably change clearly in the near future.

Ryuichi had a clear premonition of this.

HamletJr's notes:

A few things to clear up for this chapter:

In this line,

is a loose translation of the term used in the raws, (

ano hito)

, which is actually the Japanese equivalent of third-person pronouns in English. A more one-to-one, rigid translation would be "he", "she", "they", "that person", etc. In this context, it's basically an indifferent, detached way of referring to Sohei.

TL;DR: Shizuna is referring to Sohei very coldly here.

These two lines were a little hard to subtly translate. I tried my best, but I probably botched it. In the raws, the first line read (

omae wa ore dake no onna da

), which literally translates to:

you are my woman alone

. The second line is specially marked, supposedly to imply that it's manga world Ryuichi, and it reads (

omae wa ore dake no mono da

) which literally translates to:

you are my property alone.

Property, object, thing, item, any other way to refer to something inanimate, you name it. I used

belong

because belong is usually used for items, which should imply the same as the explicit translation.

TL;DR: Ryuichi refers to her like an actual, living woman in the first line, whereas the second line treats her as an object in his possession.

Sorry for the long wall of text, and thank you for reading!