Chapter 97
Housekeeper in the Dungeon Episode 97 Won Deok-
sam was very upset at the siblings’ sharp reaction.
In the meantime, I didn’t forget to neatly carry the soup and rice bowls and set them up as Heena ordered.
Rice, soup, grilled fish and a couple of side dishes. An ordinary dinner table was quickly prepared. The siblings and the kidnapper sat around a table.
Heena, who had been giving off a cold aura the entire time, finally relaxed her expression and offered food.
“bon appetite.”
‘You can’t eat in an uncomfortable atmosphere.’
This was the philosophy behind the dinner table at Heena’s house.
“Thank you. “I will eat well, miss.”
Won Deok-sam glanced at the siblings and picked up the spoon.
Well, well, well, well.
The sound of eating quietly continued.
Although the atmosphere was cheaper than usual, Heena’s taste was still excellent.
‘The sandwich was delicious earlier, but what does this taste like…?’
Won Deok-sam, who was paying attention to Hee-na and Hee-won, was also amazed by Hee-na’s cooking skills and made fun of the spoon.
My mouth was swollen and it was difficult to chew the rice and side dishes, but the taste of the food was so great that I gulped down the rice.
Seeing that, Heena’s cold heart softened somewhat.
‘I eat happily.’
My swollen cheeks and sore mouth make me say, ‘Ouch, ouch.’ However, seeing them eat without complaining made me feel proud.
“I really enjoyed it.”
Plus a polite compliment… The corner of Heena’s mouth twitched.
‘I always feel good when I hear compliments on my cooking skills.’
“Well, as long as you don’t do anything stupid, nothing major will happen for a while.”
Heena nodded and turned her head.
Won Deok-sam, who noticed that Hee-na’s mind had relaxed somewhat, smiled brightly.
“sure. It’s nonsense. I have no intention of doing so at all. “Okay then, I’ll do the dishes.”
“That’s a bit…”
Heena shook her head disapprovingly.
Unless they were as close as Kang Jin-hyeon, I was reluctant to entrust my kitchen to a complete stranger.
‘I have to do it myself to increase my skill level.’
But Heewon interrupted him first.
“Go, Oh Saek. Monitor whether this person washes the dishes properly. “If you don’t do it right, I can hit you one by one.”
“but!”
“You need to get some rest. “Don’t you think you could barely sleep last night because you were worried?”
“That’s right! That’s right! “I agree with the landlord’s comment!”
Baduki also pushed Heena’s back with his bouncy head. It seemed to mean that I should go to my room and rest. Heena couldn’t help but sigh loudly.
“OK got it. Instead, should you keep an eye on that person?”
“okay. “I will keep an eye on you to see whether you break your favorite dish or not.”
In the midst of this, Heewon made a joke.
“You know that’s not what I said!”
Heena stabbed her brother in the side and ran into the room as if running away.
Behind my back, ‘Hey Lee Hee-na!’ I thought I heard shouting, but it was nothing to know.
* * *
The kidnapper, Won Deok-sam, was detained in the remaining room that was being used as a storage room.
Because there were concerns about what might happen, a baduki was kept in front of the visitation where he was staying.
Won Deok-sam was completely trapped in his room without even thinking about touching the doorknob because he was so beaten by Baduki.
Except for meal times, Baduki never left the door, so it was almost like he was imprisoned.
Despite being treated as a complete criminal, Won Deok-sam did not find life in this house as painful as he thought.
On the contrary, I really enjoyed it!
“This is truly innovative!”
Won Deok-sam, who came out of the bathroom, cheered.
There were still speckled bruises on his face, but his expression looked happy, as if he had reached heaven.
“Mr. Uncle, no one asked about the bathroom situation.”
Heewon twitched the corners of her eyebrows.
However, Won Deok-sam’s skin was thicker than expected.
“I suggest you once again, that grade A bidet. Can you sell it to me? You can pay any amount of money. 10 billion? 2 billion? Just say it. “You can give in cash or in kind.”
Won Deok-sam really wanted the ‘all-purpose bidet (A) that solves constipation when you sit down’ in the bathroom of Hee-na’s house.
The all-purpose bidet, which relieves constipation when you sit down, was a special item selected by Heena when leveling up in the early stages of ‘Home Sweet Home’.
Although it was class A, it only had an ordinary function of relieving constipation, so I left it without much thought.
Heewon and Kang Jinhyeon also didn’t seem to be very impressed.
But Wondeoksam was different. He was very surprised by the performance of this all-purpose bidet.
No, I wasn’t surprised. It was considered a miracle.
“Constipation is like an incurable disease! “This is nothing short of the greatest treasure in human history!”
He preached about the greatness of this A-grade all-purpose bidet that even high-quality lactic acid bacteria cannot match. It wasn’t a very appropriate topic to bring to the dinner table.
Heena, who was eating hot spam on white rice, puffed out her lips.
“Can we stop talking about bathrooms at the dinner table?”
“But isn’t this the only time I have time to talk to you two? “If I make a good appeal now, won’t you consider selling me that bidet?”
Contrary to his gloomy first impression, Won Deok-sam was quite an eloquent speaker.
Of course, the face was also thick. After eating with my brother and sister a few times, we started talking to each other cleverly.
The food was delicious, the house was very comfortable, thank you for putting a bad guy like me to sleep in a proper place and feeding him, etc…
It was hard to ignore him when he started talking to me with all kinds of compliments.
Moreover, after using the bathroom once, he became obsessed with Heena’s A-grade bidet and only complained about constipation, so he seemed like nothing more than a chatty guy next door.
“I have never really gotten rid of constipation in my entire 40-year life. “This sense of liberation is worth a thousand pounds!”
Won Deok-sam vigorously swung the spoon and praised the bidet.
He worked sitting most of the day and tended to eat poorly. Thanks to this, simple constipation had worsened into malignant constipation, and I was suffering quite a bit.
“Constipation is something that even an abundance of money cannot solve…”
He again explained how much effort he had put into solving constipation. It was a story I didn’t really want to hear.
Finally, Heena raised both hands and feet and waved the white flag.
“all right. Won Deok-sam, I will sell you a bidet the day I leave here, so let’s stop talking about this.”
Since it was something Heena’s family didn’t really need anyway, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to sell it to someone who really wanted it.
Won Deok-sam was overjoyed.
“Is that true? Thank you very much. We will never sell your information to anyone else. If you need any information, just let me know. “You’ve cured my lifelong illness, and there’s nothing I can’t do for you.”
‘If I had known this would be the case, wouldn’t it have been much more helpful to sell a bidet rather than make an unsuitable threat with a magic stone?’
It was not unreasonable for Heena to think this way.
“I’m going to take off the bidet!”
Won Deok-sam was scared of Baduki following Hee-won, so he ran to the bathroom while trembling.
It was a great courage that I was able to muster because my desperation to escape constipation was greater.
‘If only our first meeting had not been strange, I would have thought he was a nice guy.’
Heena gently washed the dishes and shrugged her shoulders.
‘He’s such a strange person… or am I strange too?’
For a kidnapper and his victim, their relationship seemed strangely cordial.
Originally, I tried to be colder and more scary, but after eating together, I thought we developed a strange affection for each other.
‘I kidnapped him because there was a system quest, but he said he never had any bad intentions…’
Heena sighed as she tried to subtly make an excuse for Won Deok-sam’s situation.
“This has been so natural, hasn’t it? Kang Jin-hyeon also said that… Are all high-level awakened people like this?”
Do high-level awakeners lose their sense of shame in exchange for gaining high ranks?
While I was seriously considering it, a voice from far away said, “No!” A scream was heard.
It was Won Deok-sam’s voice.
‘What’s going on?’
Out of curiosity, I finished washing the dishes and wiped my wet hands on my apron.
“Mr. Won Deok-sam, what’s going on?”
Heena stuck her head out into the bathroom where a class A bidet was installed.
Won Deok-sam was sitting on the bathroom floor with a dejected expression on his face.
Next to him, Heewon was holding a screwdriver and scratching his chin. Hee-won explained the situation on behalf of Won Deok-sam.
“It won’t fall.”
“what? “A bidet?”
“uh. There are no seams at all. “I tried to force it off, but a system warning popped up.”
“What did it say?”
“If you keep trying to forcibly remove it like this, the item will be destroyed. “This is a facility belonging to ‘Home Sweet Home.’”
“aha.”
Heena quickly understood the situation.
Perhaps because it came from a level-up probability draw for ‘Home Sweet Home’, it seemed like it couldn’t be given away to someone else.
“Items belonging to space….”
Won Deok-sam lamented his situation.
“I thought I would finally find something that would save my life! “It’s not fate!”
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