The Assassin's Enemy Lover

85 First gift ever hehe

Zi Han’s face grew darker staring at Yi Chen who seemed serious about this. He wanted to say, “Why should I give you anything?” when a sudden evil thought crept up his mind.

Recalling what his mother put inside his chest he walked over to him with a sly grin that electrified Yi Chen’s heart. His breath hitched as he followed Zi Han with his eyes.

He subconsciously gulped when he saw those slender fingers slipping down into that dress. This was a little too overstimulating for this glacier that had never had such a sensual encounter. Every part of his body was on fire and his throat became instantly dry.

Unable to bear it he asked Zi Han, “What are you doing? We are in public,” in a hoarse voice laced with a hint of charm.

Zi Han didn’t understand what the hell he was talking about. In his eyes, he was like those aunties at the fish market in the slums of the surface city who keep their valuables in their bras. When they need those things they dig into their chests like it was some sort of interspatial storage or something.

But in Yi Chen’s eyes, it appeared as though he was fondling himself to arouse his interest. The only thing left was pushing down him into the shrubbery and kissing him hard.

The poor lad had no idea how dangerous this situation was. He was just having a difficult time pulling out those chicken cutlets that were making his chest sweaty. They had stuck to his skin and were very irritating. The poor guy was already expressing underboob sweat when he was only wearing cup A chicken cutlets. Wait until he tries cup F or G. It would be like sweating out an entire river down there.

After much digging and pulling one chicken cutlet popped out followed by a second one. “Here.... you wanted a gift so bad so have this. It even chafed my skin,” said Zi Han casually handing over his bra chicken cutlets to him.

His face was visibly relieved as he smiled at Yi Chen with no contempt or mischief. It was a genuine smile. “You are welcome, class president. You can practice the art of fondling your future girlfriend with those things. You will thank me later. Bye!”

.....

After saying that Zi Han hightailed out of there because he knew he had been gone for too long and ran the risk of being interrogated.

Yi Chen on the other hand was frozen on the spot gently rubbing these oddly shaped bust-enhancing fillets. They felt warm to the touch with a little moisture.

His muscles tensed up as his thoughts ran rampant. He wanted to calm himself down quickly but it was proving to be a difficult task especially while holding these unusual things. It wasn’t about what they were but more like where they had been which was triggering him.

***

In a few steps, Zi Han reached the reception hall and found auntie Sheila and his grandfather already sitting down with the Wayne grandfather and granddaughter pair.

His grandfather was arguing something with Mr Wayne while his mother was staring at the pair of Yi siblings sitting at a table far across the reception hall. The two minions were back but their older brother wasn’t. She began to slowly count the minutes and if Zi Han didn’t return as well she will go look for him.

“Auntie Sheila,” called out Zi Han assessing her current mood.

Zi Xingxi felt a sense of relief wash over her when she saw him prim and proper as if nothing happened. There was a predator on the loose and that predator was Yi Chen. She didn’t have any evidence but she could feel something was very wrong.

She was about to heave a sigh when she realised his chest was flat. It was a cup size short and there was also grass on the hem of his dress.

“Zi Han, why is your chest deflated? Oh god, why is there grass on your dress? What the hell happened outside?” she whispered her eyes slightly bloodshot. If the pervert surname Yi touched her son then she was going to make him disappear tonight.

Zi Han who had no idea his mother was planning to kidnap the Marshal’s favourite son answered perfunctorily, “They were hot. I was sweating so much so I threw them away. And the grass..... well, I encountered a pervert.”

Zi Xingxi slapped the table with a loud bang and got up ready to slaughter Yi Chen. Zi Han immediately realised the seriousness of this matter and held her arm down while laughing, “I was joking. Calm down.”

Zi Xingxi sat back down with her eyes filled with blood. “I helped two kids fend off bullies so I must have gotten it there,” he said before explaining the entire thing. Zi Xingxi relaxed a little. It took Zi Han ordering a milk tart for her to finally calm down.

He did this for a reason. His mother always seemed to know when he was lying so he decided to stimulate her after telling a lie so she won’t notice he lied about what he did to those chicken cutlets. Only the heavens know if she finds out what would happen to the both of them.

While Zi Han was purposefully aggravating his mother, Ming Ming and Yi Youxi were doing the very same thing to Lin Ruoxi. They wouldn’t stop talking about this big sister who was the defender of justice. The rainbow farts were so excessive that one would assume this big sister was captain marvel.

She wanted to talk to Master Zi but with these two hugging her thighs while yammering on she couldn’t leave them. “What’s going on?” asked Yi Chen after having tamed the fire down south and returned to the reception hall.

“Please watch them. They are like little koala bears sticking to me for some reason. Oh, and don’t let Ming Ming anywhere near those cupcakes. She is already hyperactive as it is,” she said before dumping her kids on her oldest.

As soon as she was gone Ming Ming tried to get up but before her short legs touched the floor Yi Chen casually arched his brow as though asking, “You dare?”After that kind of look, she could only sit back down.

Meanwhile the pair of old men who had made the stupidest bet began to count their successes. They had five minutes to their set deadline and started counting beforehand as they didn’t believe five minutes would make a difference.