Chapter 3 A System God Wants To Recruit Me?
While Keith was walking to Mint High, his body instinctively shivered as if someone was thinking badly of him.
'Why do I feel like a yandere is having lewd thoughts about me?'
Although Keith felt a sense of foreboding, he shrugged it off.
'Whatever! The crazier a girl is, the more entertaining she will be!'
Other than entertainment, Keith could care less about other things. He didn't even have that much interest in sex and drugs.
For him, nothing was better than entertaining himself. Boredom was the bane of his existence.
After several minutes worth of walking, Keith finally arrived at Mint High.
The sun was shining brightly, but Keith didn't use an umbrella to cover himself from the sun. He loved to bathe in the sun as it made him feel alive!
But despite bathing in the sun for almost every school walk, Keith's skin was still supple and milky white. Keith was so naturally handsome that it would put to shame those idols who became handsome through plastic surgery!
As expected! Artificial appearance cannot defeat natural appearance!
While Keith was admiring his looks, he opened the door that led to his classroom and he entered it unceremoniously. Placing his shoulder bag near his desk, Keith slumped on his seat and rested his head on his desk.
'Urghh! I'm bored! School is so boring! If this school was teaching magic or immortality cultivation, I wouldn't be this bored.'
'There wasn't any bullying that happened when I was walking in the school hallways. Did they bully those weaklings secretly again? I'll beat those bullies if I encounter them!'
Mint High was notorious for being a chaotic school but it was famous for having low tuition fees. Not to mention, the teachers in Mint High were underpaid so they mostly teach the students about nonsense for fun.
With Keith's high intelligence, he could have entered a prestigious academy. But he didn't do that. He entered Mint High because he could beat up bullies here while the teachers wouldn't mind his actions!
Only a lawless school could spice up Keith's yearning for entertainment in school life!
Because of how bored he was, Keith would often practice martial arts in his free time. So dealing with untrained school bullies was as easy as an adult beating up a child.
While Keith was thinking of bullying bullies in his school, the class adviser entered the classroom and placed his books on the teacher's desk.
"Unfortunately, I have two bad news for all of you."
"As you all know, the students of B-Class disappeared out of thin air this morning. Fortunately, the principal had already dealt with the press. Now that I think about it, this doesn't seem to be bad news, considering that B-Class was so noisy and their disappearance brought us peace."
"Forget about what I said, this seems to be good news! For that, let us all have a round of applause and hope that B-Class won't return!"
After announcing the bad news which turned into a piece of good news in the words of their adviser, most of the students followed their teacher and clapped, causing the A-Class Classroom to be filled with a round of applause.
"As for the second bad news, Mr. Meth, our A-Class Math Teacher, was arrested for taking illegal drugs. Because of a police investigation, our principal was accused of recruiting a homeless person with no math degree."
"Mr. Meth being arrested is not bad news. The bad news is that due to the police finding out about our principal's misdeeds, the principal was forced to hire a professional math teacher under the recommendation of the police department."
"I don't know why the heck the police are sticking their noses to our Mint High's affairs but for the sake of our Mint High's nonexistent good reputation, we must be law-abiding citizens and finally let you all be educated to learn true mathematics!"
After the A-Class adviser announced the bad news, the majority of the students cried and grieved as they wouldn't get high marks in mathematics anymore.
"Now that one good news and one bad news have been announced, let us all start with today's lesson."
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While their adviser was lecturing them about the English subject, the students paid attention to his lecture except for Keith.
Keith rested his head on his desk while waiting for class to end.
'Arghh! Why are the gods not cautious enough? They should summon me and my class to become heroes in another world! Having two is better than one!'
While Keith was complaining that nothing interesting happened in his class, he could no longer handle the suffering of boredom.
'God, I had never prayed to you but this time, I will make an exception.'
'I don't know why I felt as if all of the interesting and entertaining events were stolen from me, but please use your god powers to make my life interesting!'
'If you fulfill my prayers, I don't mind working for you as long as it is entertaining!'
Although Keith didn't have much hope, he still hoped that god would listen to his prayers.
Before Keith could conclude that god was dead so his prayers couldn't be fulfilled, an unfamiliar notification sound was heard in his mind!
-Ding!
[The God Of Worldly Systems, Systema Kami, has heard the prayers of Keith McDowell.]
[Lord Systema has listened to your prayers and wants to recruit you as his system creator assistant.]
After seeing a blue-colored system screen appearing in front of him as well as hearing a robotic voice inside his mind, Keith wasn't shocked as he was expecting to get a system or any supernatural things.
Instead, he was euphoric! With a system, he felt that his upcoming days would no longer be boring!
'What's the price I would pay for becoming Systema Kami's assistant? Also, how much is my hourly wage if I work under him?'