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Chapter 33: The Confession
Chapter 33: The Confession
[POV: Third Person]
I dont want you to be taken from me! I cant think of anyone else for me to marry but you! So Yuuichi, please marry me.
Kaori smiled broadly as she said this.
All three of them were different and unique but the one thing they had in common currently was that all of their faces were completely red.
Yuuichi, choose me. I want to be happy with you. Stay by my side for the rest of my life.
Kaori!
Yuuichi for the first time learnt that his childhood friend Kaori from elementary school, held such feelings for him for a long time.
It was extremely easy to notice for a normal person, but for the extremely dense Yuuichi. He never really noticed it at all.
But if you say it so clearly, even a fool could understand what was being told.
He finally realized that Kaori really likes him.
And that everything she ever did for him was out of love and to monopolize him as well.
They were childhood friends who had been close for a long time, he always thought that they would always remain as friends their whole life.
But what kind of man wouldnt have any thoughts after hearing about someone thinking about him so sincerely and passionately.
Wa-Wait a minute.
Shiho Fujise, who had been on a date with him the whole day, decided to speak up.
I-I also l-like Shigemoto-kun.
Eh EH?! [TLN: Ive been holding back on adding TLNs all this time BUT GO EXPLODE!!!] [ED: to be fair i would also like them to explode]
Yuuichi didnt know about Fujises feelings because she hadnt confessed to him yet.
He didnt expect that Fujise, who was the person he had liked and was going to confess to today, would confess to him in reverse too.
We just met in highschool, so I havent known you as long as Tojoin-san. ButYOURE MY FIRST LOVE TOO! I ALSO LOVE SHIGEMOTO-KUN!
Eh? wait-a-minute?
We were in the same class in our first year. You probably dont remember this, but you helped me out when I was getting picked up by a stranger.
Eh? When?
In junior high school. I was being picked up by an adult and I was feeling very scared, but Shigemoto-kun was the one who helped me.
I feel like that situation did happen at some point.
I regretted not being able to ask your name at that time, but I was really happy to see you again in high school!
Apparently Yuuichi had been helping and generating flags for Shiho Fujise ever since junior high school, entirely unbeknownst to the person himself.
When I started talking to you in highschool, I started liking you more and more! It was the first time I ever had the thought I want to date someone like him
Fu-Fujise
I love your kindness, Shigemoto! I love how childish you are! I love how scared Shigemoto-kun was at the haunted house today! I want to torment Shigemoto-kun so badly!
Wait, isnt Fujise also saying something crazy?
Just like Tojoin, something gave him a little glimpse of Fujises fetishes.
Thats why Please go out with me!
Fujise declared, her face turning bright red.
Yuuichi, marry me! Im definitely more suited for you than Fujise-san!
I-I wont lose to Tojoin-san! Shigemoto-kun, choose me!
Wa-Wait a minute..!
What guy wouldnt be bewildered by the sudden confession of two girls? One of whom he has known since childhood and was very close to, and the other of whom he had fallen in love with after entering high school.
I have bigger breasts than Fujise-san! I also have a firm neckline, and my skin feels good to the touch because I go to the finest beauty salons!
Ka-Kaori, what are you saying?
Ive got a C cup too! Im more slender than Tojoin and I think Im much more comfortable to hold!
Fu-Fujise, Calm down. Youre getting embarrassed and youre dropping your honorifics.
My, Fujise-san, you dont understand. Yuuichi likes BonkyuBon types like me. Its evident from the history of the porn videos he watches. [TLN: BonkyuBon means Good small Good. A type of bodystyle that leans towards western style with a more curvy shape. Larger Breasts, smaller waist and larger hips.]
Hold up?! H-How did you know about that I-Its a misunderstanding Fujise
Yuuichi, who almost exposed himself, desperately tried to make excuses to Fujises misunderstanding which isnt really a misunderstanding to say the least.
You dont understand, Tojoin-san. Shigemoto-kun is the type of guy who likes to be tormented, as I found out todays date. Im sure Tojoin-san, who likes to be tormented instead, wont be able to satisfy his needs. [TLN: An S and an M, if you know you know.]
Hold up! Fujise, what are you saying?!
There was another revelation about Yuichis sexual fetishes as seen from another angle.
Ku I cant deny that after looking at Yuuichis browser history!
Hey, stop it, please deny it for Gods sake. If you say something like that, it would really make me sound like Im an M.
Fujise and Kaori had already revealed their feelings, but Yuuichi was in the worst position because he got his fetishes exposed by both sides. [ED: Poor man, he just cant stop getting exposed.]
Th-Thats why I deserve to be Shigemoto-kuns girlfriend!
No, its me! Kaori Tojoin is the one who deserves to be Yuuichi Shigemotos girlfriend and marriage partner! Youre the kind of girl who would break up with him after about three months of dating anyway! If thatd be the case, it would be better if I go out with him from the start instead!
N-No, thats not true! If I go out with Shigemoto-kun, Ill go out with him for years and years and eventually get married to him too!
Wait a minute, both of you. Im not mature enough to be ready to go that far in the future.
Fujise and Kaori were facing each other, arguing vehemently about who should go out with Yuichi, while poor Yuuichi was in the middle of them, trying to stop them all by himself. [TLN: Okay maybe you shouldnt explode after all.]
Then, both Fujise and Kaori simultaneously turned towards him.
Yuuichi! I love you! Please marry me!
Shigemoto-kun! I love you, please go out with me!
Eh Uh.
What man wouldnt be happy to be confessed to like that by two beautiful girls?
However, there will also be no men that wouldnt be troubled in this situation.
One was a girl he grew up with and was very close to, a girl who loves him and tried to monopolize him, a girl who was a little too affectionate, but is extremely pretty.
The other girl was a girl he fell in love with when he entered high school. She was so fun to talk to and extremely soothing, his ideal girl.
Both of these girls are very important to Yuuichi, and he doesnt want to hurt either of them, but he cant go out with both of them either.
Which one is it, Yuuichi!
Shigemoto-kun!
UNNNN~
He was thinking so hard that at this rate, steam would pop out of his head. No, seriously, steam is really blowing out of his head right now.
Suddenly, with so many things going on, his brain couldnt handle the information overload, and this his brain got a flat tire and short-circuited before he could say another word.
With that, Yuuichi fainted and collapsed.
EH, YUUICHI?!
SHI-SHIGEMOTO-KUN? ARE YOU OKAY?!
The two of them support the fallen Yuichi but it seems that they wont be able to hear Yuichis answer right now.
TLN: Thanks for reading. Huge thanks to Spynine01 for editing this. If you see any typos or mistranslations feel free to leave it in the comments or Join the discord. I also leak some sneek peaks and spoilers for future chapters so ping me in general if you want the role. If you like my translations I have a ko-fi down below. Obligatory Discord Plug or ill get whipped by pascal.
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