Please Be Quiet And Take Off Your “Something”

It was a wonder how he could behave like a dirty old president in his 60s when he did not even look anything like one. Even when she had opened up to him about her personal feelings – also clearly displayed on her face – Si-Jin was still as unfazed as a statue. It could not be more ironic. As a matter of fact, Na-Yool’s face, which on the other hand had become a mess thanks to Si-Jin, was flushed red and unsightly.

Unable to put up with the overbearing hatred that swelled in her due to his absurdity, Na-Yool pinched Si-Jin’s arm as hard as she could. However, his arm was much stronger than she thought, and she only barely pinched the skin, leaving her with more unresolved anger and will to fight.

“I keep coming at you with Rated R attacks, but how can you keep countering them in such a cute way?”

“… If someone is pinching you from the bottom of their heart, you could at least pretend it hurts.”

“If you touch me like that, it tickles. And if it tickles, it stands up.”

“… If we just had some foxtails to put down your pants you would have no need for any sex toys then.” Na-Yool taunted him with a frown.

As he tapped on the wheel without care in the world, Si-Jin answered in a mock-serious tone.

“Foxtails cannot be hugged like you.”

“You and I do not have that kind of relationship in the first place.”

“They have no breasts to touch either!”

“… Are you listening? To what I am saying?”

“Not even arms to hang on to me.”

Clearly, he was not listening at all.

“No butt to fondle.”

“Are you seriously comparing me to foxtails on a functional level? Are you for real?”

“No legs to spread open.”

“Hey. You fucking perv.”

His dashing face, typical of a rich young master with a good upbringing, flaunted a wicked smile.

“They can’t even moan prettily like you do.”

“That’s it, Kim Na-Yool, forget it. What’s the point of getting caught up with a barking dog? Let it go. I will not get caught up with this anyway. Never.”

“Never?”

“I have seen you at your… disgusting worst moments many times, Mr. President. Yet, I still respect you as my employer or I at least try since I am not yet ready to change jobs, and also… no, nevermind. That is all there is to it. I just want to somehow stay longer in this company. That is it.”

“And so?”

“So, for the time being, whatever you do, you will remain my employer and my immediate superior, and I will remain your subordinate.”

“And so?”

“I have to inform you in advance that what you are doing right now is considered as asking for sexual favors by abuse of authority.”

“I’m curious about one thing, Ms. Kim Na-Yool.”

“Yes?”

“How come your choice of words always make me hornier?”

“……”

She felt like she faced an endless wall. A gigantic wall that no mere human could climb over.

Na-Yool gawked in silence at Si-Jin for a while. Her astonishment was beyond measure.

No matter how she looked at it, Si-Jin could not be the same species as she was. They seemed to use the same language, but ultimately it was not. Her words did not come through at all – nor did the logic. He seemed to completely live in a world of his own. Her gaze, which clearly reflected that conclusion she had reached, was fixed upon Si-Jin.

Of course, like every other time, Si-Jin did not look attacked at all by it. He kept looking straight in a calm manner, and soon the car started to move.

As she gave up her inner inquiry about his identity, Na-Yool spoke up again.

“So what you want from me is to be your regular sleeping partner? Or to shut my mouth forever till I die? If you are asking for the former because of the latter one, I am confident in keeping silent without having to do the former one. And as you said, I already have one foot in, so it should be enough to trust m—”

“That kind of thing… it does not matter much since Friday night, don’t you think?”

“Then why are you doing this to me?”

“I told you before we slept together. You excite me so I want to have sex. And as you know, once we slept together I realized we were a great match, and thanks to it, I am now so horny it is driving me crazy.”

“……”