Chapter 3: First trip muahahaha!
Chapter 3: First trip muahahaha!
My metabolism has always been quite strong, I can drink vodka like it is water and I will not get drunk, they have even tried to drug me with sleeping pills and I just felt a little dizzy.
It is something very useful, but at the same time problematic since the anesthesia does not work for me, it is horrible to have a broken leg without being able to numb the pain.
Why do I talk of this? I've never experienced what a hangover feels like, but from what I've heard the headache I feel now should be similar.
The process of accepting the new power and knowledge took an hour.
I was on the verge of being unconscious several times but I was able to hold on at the last moment, although perhaps it would have been better to just sleep since that way I would not suffer so much.
I felt strange with the whole issue of the system and the multiverse, I have read articles that mention the existence of parallel worlds with their own laws of physics, according to the theories of the multiverse there are infinite realities where everything is possible and even the phenomena that we consider it impossible to make them real, it is something interesting that deserves to be studied but with my current level of knowledge I can only accept it as 'It's magic and it works because it's magic.'
After I woke up I went to a fast-food stand, I am sure I will be fired so I did not even bother to go to work and went to buy a couple of hamburgers for breakfast, my metabolism is fast so I need a lot of food.
I hit Navi a bit for not warning me of the consequences of accepting the starter pack, it bothered me to fall into a state of weakness as I developed paranoid thinking where I always had to be alert for problems.
Losing my job was the least of it, I usually change jobs every two or three days since somehow I always end up getting involved in troublesome stupid things like the time I helped out at a candy store.
The owner of the place is a kind and pleasant woman so it was a good experience, however, some problems arose as a group of criminals wanted to cause problems in the place.
I overdid myself in dealing with them and they may never walk or breed again.
Despite that, the woman continued to treat me well but things became uncomfortable as she continues to blush every time I go to buy donuts.
The fact that she is a married woman with two daughters makes things more complicated, especially since one of her daughters is my age.
I don't care if I end up ruining her marriage, but she is the type of woman who would seek a formal relationship which is problematic.
Although now that I have to become a Harem King, it might not be a bad idea to seduce her. I'll think about that another time.
Going back to work, I'll just look for another job. I have not mentioned it but I live in Japan, we moved here since my mother is Japanese and my father is American with Latin American roots, hence my first and last name.
I was born in my father's native country and we lived there until I was 14 years old and had to leave after my stupid father got into debt with the gangsters.
We used what little money we had left to move and now we are bankrupt. The one who said that money does not buy happiness is because he never had to search through the garbage to find something to eat.
Although it was more dangerous, I liked that country more since it could solve most of my problems through violence.
Now I have to restrict my actions because if I get carried away then I will not only have problems with the police forces but also with the yakuza.
There would be no problem if things could be fixed with a few shots, but the laws would convict me, and being a criminal in a civilized country would be problematic.
At some point and in a rather absurd way I ended up getting involved with the yakuza and now they give me some jobs.
Although they pay well, he tried not to get too close as they are troublesome people.
Now that I think about it, maybe I could go to another world and get away from all this stupidity.
"Hey Navi, if I go to another world can I take someone with me?" - I asked the annoying fairy who now enjoyed stealing my fries.
How can you eat if you don't have a mouth? It looks strange how the snack disappears with a chewing sound.
"Yum you can do it yum but only if they are members of your harem yum yum!" - Navi spoke while eating, apparently not having a mouth allows you to eat and speak at the same time without choking, it is strange.
So the idea of moving to another world permanently is out of the question, I can't leave my sister here and I don't have an incest fetish either, my sister inherited our mother's beauty but still, I only see her as a spoiled brat.
Navi seemed to remember something she spoke about as she continued eating - "You can't carry things from other worlds either unless you have a space storage yum yum!"
What?!
"So how am I supposed to make money?! I don't have that spatial storage shit! " - I did not care about the strange looks of the people around me, I was upset to know that I could not go to rob other worlds.
"It's easy, just complete missions and wait for some reward to be a storage item yum yum!" - Navi did not care about my anger and continued eating. - "It's true yum, one of Lin Ruoxi's mission rewards is a cultivation protection ring, it has several functions and one of them is space storage yum!"
So I just have to focus on Lin Ruoxi to… Wait.
While we were eating, Navi mentioned that the rewards are proportional to the importance in the destiny that each woman has and are related to their identities, if a woman is a martial artist then she could receive a martial arts manual according to the woman's level of strength.
Following that logic then Lin Ruioxi is related to something that can use space tools.
...
I hate my fucking life.
"Ah, whatever" - I sighed dejectedly, I already got into this so I will see how far I can go, in the worst case, I will leave Lin Ruoxi to her fate.
Resignation helps accept the stupidities of life… No, I can't give up on the shit the world throws at me, I'll go ahead and show the world that they can kiss my ass!
[Energies: Rasen no Chikara (1%)> Rasen no Chikara (1.5%)]
… What?
Oh right, I haven't seen the description of my rewards yet, I was too busy thinking about how absurd life is.
[Beginner's Dimensional Travel Ticket x1: Begin your journey with Dimensional Express!
Let's travel to an appropriate world to begin to strengthen yourself, the path to greatness requires solid foundations]
Well, that's not so bad, Navi mentioned that when traveling through other worlds I have two options, one is to enter a temporary anomaly that will allow me to spend as much time as I want in another world while my current world stops moving. The other option is to make my own time not influenced by the anomaly so the time will remain the same in both worlds.
The first option sounds good but it is exhausting since the world does not freeze, it is only me who has accelerated time. It's like running a marathon without feeling pain and when you finish running, all the accumulated muscle pain hits you instantly.
[The user has no affinity for any supernatural energy so energy based on his 'Will' statistic has been introduced]
[Rasen no Chikara (Spiral Power): Do the impossible, look at the invisible! Row! Row! Fight the power!
The power embodies the will to survive and improve of all living beings with a spiral-shaped DNA structure. The only limit to this power is willpower and imagination]
[The 'Energies: Rasen no Chikara' statistic has been unlocked]
That sounds incredible but I have a hard time believing in an omnipotent power that can change reality.
Am I not limiting myself because of my lack of imagination? This will be a problem, I wish I wasn't an atheist so I could visualize myself as a God or some nonsense like that.
[Ryusui Gansai-ken (Fist of Water Flowing Crushing Rock): Hit better than Bruce Lee!
Martial art was created by martial arts master Bang. It is made up of movements smooth like a river and destructive like a storm. It is the perfect mix between defense and attack]
I don't have much interest in martial arts since a bullet is more useful, but it seems that if you train this martial art it is possible to change the direction of the bullets, demolish buildings and even deflect energy attacks.
Is this still something for humans? Well, I don't lose anything by training this.
[Lucky Pervert: Be careful where you put your face, not many girls enjoy you seeing their panties!
Perverted events will occur around the user, the greater the interest in a woman, the greater the effect of the skill. When the skill is developed it is possible to alter the fortunes of other people to the benefit of the user and at a high level it is even possible to influence the laws of physics]
I'm worried but intrigued, will women stumble and show me their underwear? It sounds stupid but this whole situation is ridiculous so it is possible.
I have a bad feeling that this ability will give more problems than benefits, I hope I am wrong.
Now that I have some free time and I am unemployed I could try going to another world, it sounds exciting to see a parallel dimension and according to the description, it will help me to strengthen myself.
Something I learned on the street is that intelligence and a good appearance help in a peaceful life, but strength is indispensable in a shitty life, and unfortunately my life is a disaster.
I hadn't thought about it before but I'm actually an abnormal guy, someone normal shouldn't be able to take three shots and keep fighting like a wild animal.
I don't care if there is some secret in my family or some amazing mystery, I plan to leave my parents as soon as I get money since they are only a burden that makes my life more difficult.
However I am curious to discover my limits, currently, I can face a small armed gang using only a knife and a gun.
For a while I have stopped improving, it may be because I never received proper training and my ability comes from experience, if I go to a world where I can strengthen myself then I could receive better jobs from Mr. Ichijo, and finally, I will have my own home. I settle for an apartment but I want a place in my name.
As for taking control of the yakuza or some stupid thing like that, no thanks. It's too troublesome to run a group, even running a business sounds like a hassle.
I'd rather be a carefree petty employee than a stressed and responsible leader, after all, I hate paperwork.
[Beginner Dimensional Travel Ticket Activated]
[Select the type of world for your trip:
Magic
Apocalypse
Martial Arts
Technology]
[Warning: Supernatural worlds have a high probability of death, the Martial Arts world and the Technology world are recommended]
I am not afraid of facing life and death situations but I am not suicidal either, I prefer the world of martial arts since I cannot bring things from the world of technology due to lack of space items.
Ah what a bother, when I come back I will have to rush things with Lin Ruoxi to get that ring.
For now, I will choose the martial arts world, it will be a good place to practice the Bang martial art that I got from the system.
"Hey Listen! Let's start this adventure! " - Navi started to get excited after finishing my fries. - "Schoolgirls, celebrities, happy wives, lolis, milfs, onee-sans and all kinds of species, nothing will stop the journey of the King of the Harem muahahahaha!"
"I insist, you should be a goblin or an imp instead of a fairy, and just so you know I'm not a pedophile" - My hand moved by itself to hit Navi, it seems that my body acts on automatic when it comes to this fairy noisy.
"Every King of the Harem needs lolis in his harem, it is a universal law!" - Navi acted like he hadn't been hit like a fly and started acting like a scholar explaining one of the truths of the universe, even though he was just a stupid fly in my opinion.
"Anyway, let's go before I throw you away" - Not a day has passed since I received this system and I already feel mentally drained, I need a drink.
"Let's go on an adventure!"
While Navi was excited and I sighed, we disappeared from the place after I chose to advance my time.
I do not want to leave for several days and then discover that some idiot tried to do something to my sister or know that my father's scum tried again to sell the house to buy more drinks.
It will undoubtedly hurt when we return but what does it matter, that will be a problem for my future self.