Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Never Marry a Man with Two Tintins: Chapter 57

Nov 19 2021

heya, decided to reread this novel and thought to edit mtl to gain a better understanding of this novel. then i thought i might as well share what i have. like i said, it’s mtl, no human translation happened here, which means this might not be accurate at all. all i did was paste paragraph by paragraph on various translators, check them on by one and edit it to try to make sense of it. chinese is esp difficult to mtl bc of the amount of idioms used, which mtl never picks up. if the og translator returns or another translator picks it up, i’ll gladly take these down bc honestly there’s nothing like actual translations. so yea here’s chapter 57.

there was a particular term that i couldn’t find a proper translation for and mtl insisted that it was ‘chapter’ and like yea those are definitely the characters for ‘a chapter’ but it just doesn’t make sense at all in context lol

Cheng Nuo was very embarrassed when he was embraced by Princess Bai Rui, who was a few years younger than him, but now was not the time to care, he was afraid that Liu Guang would be reckless and injured. Bai Rui was as fast as the wind, and he told him the situation as he moved forward.

It turned out that when they encountered the bandits, a first-class disciple secretly used messenger incense to spread the news. Liu Guang’s team, who were on a mission nearby, were sent to rescue the young master secretly. Bai Rui’s secret guards chased Li Yue all the way here in order to capture Li Yue who had stolen Linglong Pavilion items.

Cheng Nuo suddenly realized that there were four groups of people gathered in the Lanyue Village. It was very lively!

When Liu Guang rushed into the hall, he first searched for Cao Tou carefully on the potential beam. There was a scuffle in the hall. In the middle, a blonde man stood with his hands behind his back with a smile, and six white-clothed attendants protected him from everyone. Liu Guang knew that this person was most likely Lian Yu. With his keen perception, he knew that this person was very dangerous.

He continued to observe, and immediately found Li Yue, who was holding an energy wire and fighting with the bandits in front of him, and his eyes suddenly flashed in a haze.

It was this person who had injured Cheng Nuo many times, and whom Bai Rui rescued him from last time… He swore that he would kill this person!

Liu Guang finally found Cao Tou. Cao Tou wore armor on his hands and was being knocked out by a fire-type white-clothed attendant, his clothes were dripping with blood. He didn’t hesitate anymore, flew down to catch Cao Tou thrown behind the bandits, and shouted: “It’s me, stay still!”

Cao Tou landed gently, clutching his injured chest for a while, and cried out in surprise: “Brother Guang!”

Liu Guang glanced at him. His right hand had caught the wrist of the white-clothed attendant hitting him, and a red light appeared on his left hand. As soon as he punched out, the white attendant spit out blood and fell a few meters away.

He disdained to hit the female, but this person hurt Cao Tou, so he used three points of force to make him suffer a small loss.

Seeing the ferocity coming from Liu Guang, the other attendants in white clothes attacked him with various weapons. Liu Guang sneered, put his hands together quickly, and immediately his whole body was covered by a layer of pure fire energy. Even if you were not close, you could feel the suffocating pressure.

The bandits, who had been outgunned and beaten by the six white-clothed attendants who were not weak, were now stunned to see the arrival of a powerful helper, and they all stopped and retreated to make room for Liu Guang.

Lian Yu narrowed his eyes and shouted, “Stand down!”

The white clothed attendants were well trained and immediately picked up the injured attendant and retreated behind him.

Lian Yu’s attendant was injured by Liu Guang, but he didn’t look annoyed in his eyes. Instead, he looked at Liu Guang up and down with a smile and said, “I didn’t know that there was such a handsome young hero in Lanyue Village, but what a pity.”

Seeing that Liu Guang just looked at him coldly and did not answer, he went on to say: “It’s a pity that such a good-looking person was born a male! Otherwise I would really hate to kill you. Alas, what a pity! Maybe in a few more years you will be as strong as me, but I’m sorry, I never like to give others a chance.”

Liu Guang was furious, this Lian Yu meant that he looked like a female?

He sneered: “You little white face should look in the mirror first. If you want to kill me, first see if you have the ability. I’ll kill Li Yue first, and then I’ll kill you! Also, I don’t have anything to do with Lanyue Village!”

As he said, his feet quickly ran towards Li Yue above the hall.

Li Yue was seriously injured and did not want to expose his abilities in front of Lian Yu, so he never used the dolls. He was originally good at long-range attacks, but now that he was surrounded by several masters of Lanyue Village in the center, the battle was a little tougher. Hearing Liu Guang call out his name, he looked back quickly, and immediately remembered that this red-haired boy was the ancient race who had seriously injured him with Cheng Nuo back then, and his heart sank.

When he perceived a violent force from the rear that seemed to swallow everything rushed down on him, he was no longer able to dodge. He bit his lower lip tightly. Would he die here today?

But unexpectedly, the overwhelming power seemed to be filtered by something soft, and by the time it reached behind him, it was as slow as a spring breeze.

Liu Guang stopped abruptly and slid back a few meters, slightly surprised. He didn’t know when Lian Yu had already rushed in front of him, and used his strange ability to block the blow for Li Yue just now.

Lian Yu smirked as he stood in front of him and shook his index finger, “Young man, how can you do that to such a beauty*? This is not right.”

(* 倾国倾城 = idiom. extremely beautiful that it causes the downfalls of cities and countries)

Although Liu Guang was down, there was no fear in his eyes, and he stared intently at Lian Yu’s every move.

He was the strongest of the young generation in Qinghua Sect, and he had never met such a strong opponent on a mission before, so his fighting spirit was completely aroused.

Lanyue Village’s Liu Wu and Chu Yunxuan were both injured, and when they saw the situation had changed, they ordered everyone to retreat. Soon only Liu Guang, Lian Yu and Li Yue were left in the large area in the center of the hall. Lian Yu’s attendants also stopped and stood around, watching the surrounding bandits vigilantly.

Li Yue’s hair was slightly disheveled, and he stood still with a panting breath, sneering: “Beauty*?”

(* Li Yue repeats the idiom used by Lian Yu [倾国倾城], meaning ‘extremely beautiful that it causes the downfalls of cities and countries’)

Lian Yu glanced at him and saw a few drops of crimson blood splashed on his jade white face, like plum blossoms in the snow. He couldn’t help but exclaim: “the female bathed in blood is the most beautiful. I really can’t get tired of seeing you like this.”

Liu Guang was disgusted, frowned and shouted, “You, don’t talk nonsense! So, are you going to protect this Li Yue?”

Li Yue dropped the energy wire on the ground, a pair of purple pupils slanted towards Lian Yu, just smiling without saying anything.

Lian Yu exclaimed, “You are really more beautiful when you smile! As long as you smile at me like this several times a day, I wouldn’t be willing to be the lord of the entire world.”

At this moment, Bai Rui had already barged in with Cheng Nuo in his arms and happened to hear these few words. The corners of Cheng Nuo’s mouth suddenly twitched, signaling Bai Rui to put him down and whispering against his ear, “You go help Liu Guang, this Lian Yu is very strong… Be careful, don’t get involved in the fight.”

At this time, most of the bandits in the hall were killed or injured, and the rest stood around, paying attention to the three people in the center, but no one noticed them.

Bai Rui’s face flushed slightly from his (Cheng Nuo’s) breath. He nodded at him and a figure appeared beside Liu Guang in an instant.

Cheng Nuo glanced around and quickly saw the seriously injured Cao Tou, who was staring at Liu Guang intently with admiration. He hurriedly walked over and pulled Cao Tou’s sleeve to signal him to follow him, and the two retreated to the door to hide. The fighting between these strong and abnormal people will certainly bring disaster to the onlookers. It’s safer to stay away from them.

He checked Cao Tou and found that basically all the injuries were external, so he quickly stopped the bleeding and treated him, while his eyes carefully observed the situation in the hall.

Liu Guang coldly glanced at Bai Rui and whispered, “What are you doing here? Where is Cheng Nuo?”

“He’s safe now, I’m here to help you.” Bai Rui said indifferently, “He will be sad if you die.”

Liu Guang was suddenly furious: “No need for your help, I can handle these two people alone!”

Over there, Lian Yu didn’t pay any attention to the quarrel between the two, but he stared at Bai Rui’s face with unblinking eyes and said with a chagrined expression, “Pity, pity!”

Bai Rui didn’t pay any attention to him, and pure water energy had already gathered in his palm.

It was Liu Guang who guessed what Lian Yu was going to say. He wanted to anger Bai Rui and deliberately answered, “What’s the pity?”

Sure enough, while pretending to shake his head and sighing, Lian Yu said, “Here comes another young talent… what a pity, a better-looking male than me, I will never allow him to live in the world!”

Li Yue looked at Bai Rui and narrowed his eyes slightly, and his anger suddenly rose. Look at the dark guard costume and figure on his body… This person should be the dark guard who chased him last time, right?

At the time, he thought that this dark guard had come to hunt down the two of them because of Elder Zuo’s death. It turned out that he was old acquaintances with Cheng Nuo? He lied to him at the time… Very well!

Liu Guang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Bai Rui’s little white face was not good-looking at all, right? He thought Lian Yu would say that it’s a pity that Bai Rui wasn’t a female…

As if Bai Rui did not hear the conversation between the two, his body bowed slightly and his right fist swung out violently. The wind of his fist carried extremely cold water energy, and the bone-chilling coldness was felt from afar.

Lian Yu grabbed Li Yue in one hand and shot a soft snap in the air with the other. But miraculously, the wind and chill seemed to touch the sponge and was sucked in*.

(* (…) 一手则快速在空中软绵绵地也拍了一章。但是很神奇的，那些拳风和寒气仿佛碰到了海绵，被尽数吸了进去. Mtl simply does not know how to translate this…)

Liu Guang observed carefully and saw a subtle burst of energy fluctuations in the air.

Bai Rui retracted his hand and whispered: “He should have relatively rare ability that can dissolve powers, so do not attack with elemental energy. Also be aware that he probably has other abilities.”

Liu Guang tsk’d*, rushed up and said in a cold voice: “You don’t need to teach me, I know!”

(* 切 is meant to express a sound of disdain. I interpreted like ‘tch’ or ‘che’ but somehow it doesn’t look good when conjugated as a verb so I left it as ‘tsk’.)

Outside, Cheng Nuo couldn’t see clearly because those people inside were all moving too fast! However, it could be seen that there was a tacit understanding between Liu Guang and Bai Rui, and they were not at disadvantage, so he settled down a little bit.

Cao Tou also peeked out and suddenly said anxiously: “It’s not good, the main hall is about to collapse!”

The main hall of Lanyue Village was built in the aristocratic style. The materials were made of extremely hard rock, but under the fighting of these people, it was like paper paste. He looked at the red-haired figure among them admiringly. He had known since he was a child that Liu Guangwas very strong!

Most of the pillars supporting it had fallen under the tussle of the four of them. Seeing that the situation was not good, Liu Wu, who was seriously injured, hurriedly asked the bandits to withdraw. Lian Yu’s six attendants retreated, and the bandits did not dare to provoke them.

Chu Yunxuan covered his wound with a wry smile, where did these strong and abnormal people come from? They all went to fight in their Lanyue Village! He always thought that his wisdom and strength were outstanding, but he was helpless in front of these people.

With a ‘boom’ sound, the roof of the whole hall caved in, and a burst of smoke made everyone breathless. Cheng Nuo easily opened his eyes and saw that the four people had jumped out.

Lian Yu took two steps back with Li Yue, shook his head and said with a smile: “You two have a tacit understanding. Looking at your quarrel, I thought your relationship was very bad.”

These two teenagers are both strong abnormal people. The red-haired one is sharper than a beast. He could see that his combat experience was far less than that of the black-haired one, but he could always avoid his attacks.

The black-haired teenager was even better, still young, but always able to improvise to see the weakness of his moves, cooperating with the other one’s attacks, forcing him to use almost all his strength. But why did it feel like the young man’s moves and looks were familiar? It felt like that he had other abilities besides water abilities……

Lian Yu secretly mused in his heart, but there was still a relaxed smile on his face.

Liu Guang panted and said with a dark face: “You cut the crap and fight if you want. Who has a good relationship with him?”

Bai Rui’s chest also fluctuated slightly, and he said coldly: “Don’t worry, I don’t think so either.”

Lian Yu shook his head and smiled, “What should I do? It seems that I can’t kill you for the time being, and you can’t kill me… The most beautiful thing in life is to lie drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman. Well, I won’t do this kind of laborious and unhelpful thing.”

Liu Guang said coldly: “Then hand over Li Yue! I don’t want to talk nonsense with you either.”

Li Yue’s head and body were stained with a lot of dust, and his delicate figure looked pitiful. He said with a slight smile: “You’re too troublesome. Are you going to hand me over?”

Lian Yu looked down at him with a smile, and said affectionately: “Naturally, I won’t. I wish I had a hundred or a thousand troubles like you.”

Liu Guang gritted his teeth and punched him, shouting, “Don’t disgust your grandpa Liu Guang here!”

Bai Rui also drew out his blade, fiercely slashing towards Li Yue.

The two attacked fiercely, and Lian Yu casually threw Liuyue behind him, blocking Liuguang’s attack with one fist, while quickly blocking Bai Rui’s blade with the other hand.

Li Yue fell behind and sneered, now is the chance!

He hooked his right pinky finger, and the energy wires laid down in secret just now rose up from the ground, weaving a fine net around them to trap the three in the center. He released the hidden level seven wind magic beast from his magic beast pouch and quickly jumped up, standing on it and smiled at Lian Yu, “Then you can play with them, I won’t accompany you!”

After saying that, Li Yue drove the magical beast to quickly leave. The level seven magical beast’s limbs were very powerful, and with a strong jump it landed on the tree and hurried towards the mountain like a gust of wind.

After he was seriously injured, he ran into this psychopath named Lian Yu on the road. However, this person was so strong that he couldn’t even find a chance to escape. He could only hide his strength and endure those disgusting words.

The humiliation this man inflicted on him, he will get it back at him sooner or later!

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