Naruto: I Am Not Really Related

Chapter 26: 【Cigarette】

It was still the same old routine, first beating a stick, then giving a sweet date.

Hyuga Tokugawa and the others were directly fooled.

The benefits were obviously Senju Haru's, but they felt that following such a boss... seemed to be a good thing.

It was a typical case of someone selling it and helping a number of people.

And just as Haru successfully became the boss of this small circle, a row of words immediately appeared on Myriad Realms Monolith, which had been quiet for a long time.

[In year 13 of Konoha, he became the boss of Konoha's strongest juvenile bad gang and rewarded a box of Chinese children. ]

[Cigarette]

[Item introduction: The spiritual pillar of the smoker]

[Evaluation: Smoking is harmful to health, but you are not afraid of cheating.]

....

"EMMMMMMMMM..."

Haru hummed for a long time and then silently spat out the word "Gan" in his heart!

'How did I become a smoker?'

Not only was his golden fingers useless, but they were also f*cking funny!

Haru, who had spat out countless curses out of nowhere, finally chose to ignore them.

"Let's go. You guys should also go home early."

"Okay, boss."

"Big Sis, take care!"

Haru almost fell down. When he turned around, he found that Inuzuka Kou seemed to have forgotten that he had been beaten up by Tsunade before, and he looked like a lackey.

Even Sesshomaru, who was at his feet, was forced to open a business. He stuck out his tongue and showed an expression of flattery.

This dog had become a spirit!

Inuzuka's family dog was really professional.

However, Tsunade was extremely happy, as if she was extremely satisfied with the title of Big Sister.

.....

On the way home, Haru suddenly asked, "Danzo, do you usually smoke?"

Danzo was stunned for a moment, then seemed to think of a certain guy, and then said with a face full of contempt, "As a ninja, I don't need that kind of thing to numb myself. Moreover, during a mission, that smell is very easy to be discovered by the enemy... blah blah blah..."

Haru was just casually asking, but he did not expect that Danzo would actually pull so much as if he was very disgusted with smoking.

But in fact, Danzo was just taking advantage of the topic and secretly giving an eye on Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Haru was not clear about this; he just wanted to find a 'little white mouse' and test the effect of the [Cigarette].

Therefore, he directly interrupted Danzo's chatter and pretended to say, "Then forget it. I thought this was a good thing and wanted to share it with you. When we go back, I'll return it to Tobirama."

As Haru spoke, he took out a box of [Cigarette]with a disappointed expression.

Danzo did not delve deeper into Haru's method of directly calling out the name of Lord Hokage. He had almost analyzed a few key information points from Haru's words.

'Good stuff, share it. It belongs to Lord Tobirama!'

Danzo suddenly felt that his throat was a little dry, "Lord Tobirama... Smoking?"

"Ah, you don't know? Aren't you his disciple?"

Haru started digging a hole with a face full of surprise

Danzo almost blacked out. What did he say just now?

Originally, he just wanted to borrow Haru's mouth to reduce Hiruzen's favorability in front of Tobirama and then take the opportunity to gain a position.

Unexpectedly, even Lord Tobirama was 'scolded'!

Then, Danzo inevitably began to think more. Was it because the two of them had the same hobby that Lord Tobirama valued and favored Hiruzen so much?

No wonder Lord Tobirama had never reprimanded Hiruzen because of such a thing...

'But I had never seen Lord Tobirama smoke before.'

'This...'

For a moment, Danzo was a little confused.

He felt that there was something fishy about this matter, but the other party was a child, so there was no need to lie to him.

Moreover, this was the first time he had seen such exquisite packaging. Could it be that it was a special confession from Hokage?

Thinking of this, Danzo, who held the belief that there was something that could not be trusted, immediately squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "I suddenly thought about it. My evaluation just now seemed to be a bit too biased."

"Oh?"

Haru looked at him with a faint smile. The expression of Tsunade next to him was very strange.

Danzo braced himself and said seriously, "As the saying goes, if you have not tried, you have no right to speak. If it is possible, I want to give it a try myself and then make an evaluation."

Haru stared at him for a few more seconds before finally nodding. "Alright, I'll believe you this once."

Then, he secretly took out [Cigarette] and handed it over. In an instant, his mouth seemed to be out of control, and he said, "Here comes the cig...."

Danzo also seemed to be possessed. He took the [Cigarette] and put it under his nose, taking a deep sniff.

"It smells so good!"

He began to believe that Lord Tobirama was also an old smoking gun.

He took out the firestarter that was essential for traveling at night, lit the cigarette happily, and took a drag.

His expression was one of intoxication!

Haru was a little confused as he watched Danzo start to smoke as if there was no one else around.

'Just this?'

He immediately probed, "How do you feel?"

"Hu ---comfortable! Brother is right. This thing is really good!"

'What... what is it?'

'Brother?'

Haru first looked down at his tiny arms and legs, then looked up at Danzo, who was 1.7 meters tall, and his mind was in a mess.

'How could a single [Cigarette]beat someone silly?'

'I dare to call you brother, but you really dare to call me brother!'

Haru, who seemed to have found a trick, quickly began to try again.

"Well, brother, I want to ask you to do something, okay?"

"Ask? If you say one more word, we will break up today!" Danzo looked at Haru angrily as if he had eaten a brain-dead pill. He seemed to be ready to fight.

Haru was shocked and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes. I was wrong. Then, brother, can you lend me some money to spend?"

Danzo seemed to be stunned for a moment, and Haru immediately became nervous.

There was no other way. The strange reward given by Myriad Realms Monolith did not tell you how to use it. There was only an introduction and evaluation. If you wanted to know the function of this thing, you could only find a way to try it yourself.

This time, Danzo was honored to become a little white mouse.

Just when Haru thought that his attempt had failed, Danzo took out his wallet and stuffed it into his hand without a second word. He said unhappily, "What are you talking about? It's just a small amount of money. Just take it and use it! What do you mean borrow or not? If you mention the word 'borrow', I will be anxious with you!"

"Alright, alright, alright. Let's not talk about it."

Haru pinched the wallet in his hand, and his expression instantly became extremely interesting.

'Good fellow, as expected of drawing [Cigarette]!'

'Truly awesome!'

Haru was a little excited. Although this thing was a little strange, it was not completely useless!

The only pity was that it was a little too little. One box of it was 20, and Danzo even got one...

After crossing the river and tearing down the bridge, Haru, who was trying to get rid of the donkey, now looked at Danzo with a strange gaze.