Naruto: Dream to Immortality

Chapter 37: Dinner with Tsunade

Tsunade looks at the old woman and tells her.

Tsunade:" Hey old grandma you need to check your eyes they might be deceiving you at your age."

Then the old woman gets close to Tsunade and wispers just so Tsunade can hear of course I was a ninja and an Inuzuka on top of it so of course I heard it also.

???: *whisper* " Aha I understand now you don't want him to know yet. Don't worry at my age I know those things I know that you like him and I am sure he likes you, after all if he didn't he wouldn't have come in a date with you."

Tsunade then sighs and massages her forehead in frustration. Then she says.

Tsunade:" You know you are a really meddling hag."

Then the old woman looks sad and just says.

???:" Ahhh the youngsters these days have no respect. When I was young I also fell in love with a younger man but I didn't pursue... and I have been miserable sience then."

She then tuches Tsunade's shoulder and Tsunade almost punches her out of instinct. Wow she is really on edge from being in the battlefield for se long.

Then the old woman says.

???:" When I saw you I didn't want you to end up like me."

Tsunade:" Yeah, yeah whatever you say old hag."

Then the old woman smiles and and walks away while saying.

???:" Remember my words young lady even though you dismiss them so quickly. When the time comes always follow your heart."

Then the old woman goes outside

-OLD WOMAN POV-

When I am going outside a young waitress stops me and says.

???:" Mam you left without ordering anything did any waiter upset you."

I then smile and say

Old Woman:" Ah no, no I just went to the wrong place to meet my grandson."

Then the waitress looks worried and says.

???:" Do you want me to help you find him or anything."

Old Woman:" No I know where he is don't worry young lady."

Then she waves and I go in an ally and undo my transformation and then a young boy with Inuzuka tattoos comes out of the transformation and dispels himself. Proving that he is a shadow clone.

-OLD WOMAN POV END-

-MC POV-

I then get the memories of my colone but I just shrug them off.

Then Tsunde looks at me. I look back at her with a serious face and say.

Me:" I think you should listen to her Tsunade."

She then gets angry immediately and says.

Tsunade:" You know you are becoming more annoying each day."

I then smirk and say.

Me:" And you love it right."

Tsunade then sighs and then after some more small talk the food comes when we are eating I can't help but stare at her chest when she doesn't notice.

I then keep thinking how did she get from a flat chest from her childhood to this 106 cm (3"4') chest.

I am quite curious does she store the chakra from the 100 Strength Seal in her chest and Sakura in her forehead is that why Tsunade has such a big rack and Sakura such a big forehead.

No, no Tsunade also stores her chakra in her forehead.

Anyway as me and Tsunade are eating we make some small talk and I ask her.

Me:" Tsunade -sensei are you going to go to the battlefield soon."

She just looks at me and says.

Tsunade:" No not really, I am going to be here for at least 3 months."

I smile at her and say.

Me:" That's good we have a lot of time to catch up."

Tsunade looks at me suspiciously like I am planning something and says.

Tsunade:" What's that supposed to mean kid, I dont know whether you want to spend time with your beautiful teacher or are you scheming something."

Me: *sigh* " Can't a student miss his teacher. Why are you so suspicious."

'But I do want to learn all your clan has to offer.'

Tsunade then looks at me and says.

Tsunade:" Maybe because you are trying to seduce your own teacher."

I then tell her in a ridiculous poetic voice.

Me:" What no, no I am not going to seduce you.... I am going to make you fall in love. And we are already on our first date so I am very effective."

She then she finishes her chiken breast and looks at me and says.

Tsunade: *sigh* " Ok then I will humor you brat. Kid you are young... you don't know what love is. You don't even know anything about me."

Oh I beg to differ Tsunade I even know your future.

I smile at her and say.

Me:" Well we could get to know eachother that is what dates are for."

Tsunade:" No what dates are for is adults. Not 9 year old kids who just had their first crush."

I then look at her and say.

Me:" Ahhhh the cruel sensei as always, what did I do to deserve this."

Then I turn serious with a light smile and say.

Me:" Well anyway the best moment to learn about eachother is in a date so Tsunade -sensei how are your pets doing."

I make a handsigns for battle. As what I am actually asking is how are the frontlines. Tsunade catches on to this after all the war info I have as a chunin is minimal. I do have quite some info as the clan head but it's most patrolls from my clan in the land of fire. This is the best place to ask after all it is forbidden for ninja to say stuff about the war situation as it might discourage some soon to be canon fodder.

Tsunade:" Well they are good but sometimes when I go to sleep they bark at the window sometimes even at the door."

(Meaning) 'So we are getting attacked by all sides exept sand as we have peace with them.'

Me:" Ah so they seem quite scary. I shouldn't vizit for some time."

(Meaning)'I shouldn't go to the battlefields at the moment as they are dangerous.'

She then sighs and massages her forehead.

Tsunade:" Yeah they have been quite angry lately the only way to calm them is by letting them swim in the pond, in my backyard."

(Meaning) 'Yes they are but amongst them the land of water battlefield is the calmest.'

I then just shrug and say.

Me: *sigh* " Well some dogs have their own quirks like some like light and some like to play in the mud."

(Meaning)'So which one of the battlefields is the most dangerous.'

Tsunade:" Well they hate the lights in the house cause we have them so bright I am going to have someone to fix them."

(Meaning)' The land of lighting is the most dangerous because they have the Raikage in the front lines, but we also have someone holding him back.'

Me:" What about them playing in the yard outside like normal animals in the dirt."

She then smiles and says.

Tsunade:" Well yeah they play happily in there but do you know something interesting, sometimes I see a squirrel just sitting in the fence watching the dogs."

My eyes widen at what she just said.

(Meaning) 'There have been rumours from our spies that The Fence Sitter Onoki is going to join the battlefield.'

Me:" Aha ok then, by the way I can come fix your pond to make it more pleasant for the dogs."

(Meaning) 'Is it good to go to the mist battlefield'

Then I make a flirtatious face and continue.

Me:" Maybe you could join me for a swim."

(Meaning) 'Are you going to be there.'

She just looks at me while drinking a cup of sake and says.

Tsunade:" Well I will just be watching from far. If I want to go swim I will go alone."

(Meaning) ' Yes I will be there but I will be healing and hitting the important points alone. Don't worry though I will keep an eye on you.'

Then I smile and say.

Me:" Oh if you will be looking at me swimming then I must visit your pond."

(Meaning) 'Well if you are there I will feel much safer.'

She then makes a mocking smile and says.

Tsunade:" Yeah but I hope you know how to swim and don't drown."

(Meaning) 'Why would you take a risk to go there you might die.'

Then I answer seriously.

Me:"Don't worry I am an amazing swimmer. And well... I want to help your dogs. And I am an Inuzuka I will help any dog in need."

(Meaning) 'Don't worry about me I can take care of myself.

I want to help konoha lessen the number of casualties. And I will help any Konoha ninja.'

Tsunade:" Yeah but why would you go through all that work you know that I won't pay you right."

(Meaning) Yeah but, you know you are not going to get paid for your efforts.'

Then I make a face, fold my arms and say.

Me:" Stingy Tsunade.... but I don't need pay I just want every dog in konoha to know my power and awesomeness."

(Meaning) ' I don't care about money I just want everyone to know of my power and reputation.'

Tsunade then looks anxious as if she knows what I will say next but she asks anyway with a shadowed face.

Tsunade:" And why would that be useful in any way."

(Meaning) 'And why would you go through all that trouble.'

I then smile and say to an anxious Tsunade.

Me:" Well of course I want to become their leader."

Then Tsunade breaks the sake cup in her hand.