Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 81: The Relationship Between Having Hair and Without Hair Actually Mean the Same Thing...

Unlike Gintoki, Kawaki was a little overwhelmed after hearing Kagura's words.

"I didn't expect Kagura-chan to recognize me too~" Kawaki couldn't stop his tears.

"No, I don't think it is..." Shinpachi was expressionless at the side.

"Tsk, who said I wasn't?" Gintoki raised his head and instantly changed his expression to one of disdain, "I always knew."

"Who are you lying to?!" Shinpachi roared, "Do you think you can get over it by changing your expression and tone?!!!"

"In this situation, if I'm the only one who doesn't know, wouldn't it make Gin-san look like an idiot? Look at the atmosphere, Shinpachi!" Gintoki moved closer to Shinpachi and reminded him in a low voice.

"Gintoki, you..." Kawaki looked at Gintoki in disbelief, "I thought you would be furious and ask me for the custody fee. I didn't expect..."

After saying that, Kawaki was moved to tears again.

"The problem of the custody fee can wait until after the matter is over..." Gintoki whispered, then looked at the crowd, "Then let Kawaki treat the guests and everyone to dinner today!"

"You have no moral integrity. Do you really want a custody fee" Shinpachi was already unable to retort, "And it's a family reunion, what does it have to do with you!!"

Just as everyone happily went to the hotel, Umibouzu, who was kicked away by Kawaki, finally woke up.

"Can someone help pull me up... My waist seems to be broken..."

But no one noticed it

"Hey, do we really have to eat in such a luxurious place?" Shinpachi looked at the magnificent hotel in disbelief.

"Ah, if it turns out to be that guy's older sister, this bit of etiquette is basic," Tsukuyo explained in a formal suit. Meanwhile, Seita had already been sent back to Yoshiwara by Tsukuyo.

"Why are you dressed so formally? And when did you change your clothes..."

Just as Shinpachi finished complaining, a smiling Kawaki walked over to everyone.

"Just in time, a guest just vacated a private room," Kawaki walked to Kouka with a well-behaved face and said.

"Thank you for your hard work," Kouka said with a smile.

"Not at all," Kawaki hurriedly replied, "Let's hurry up and go up!"

"Hey, what's going on with the bunch of people lying at the door of the private room?" Shinpachi asked with black lines all over his head as he sat in his seat.

"Eh? Is there such a thing?" Kawaki said doubtfully, "Maybe it's a customer who drank too much."

"Drank my ass! Someone obviously knocked them out!"

However, Kawaki acted as if he did not hear him at all. He turned around and looked at Kouka with an obedient expression, "I don't know what sister likes to eat, so I ordered all the dishes."

"Although Kawaki-san is usually more reliable, his obedient expression... is really hard to believe..." Shinpachi whispered.

"Oh right, I forgot to introduce you. This glasses boy is Kagura's colleague," Kawaki seemed to suddenly think of something and quickly introduced everyone to Kouka, "And the glasses really are not his real body, although I was also very surprised when I first met him."

"There is no need to be surprised!" Shinpachi shouted. At the same time, he stood up and introduced himself to Kouka, "I am Shimura Shinpachi! Please take care of me!"

"This silver-haired naturally wavy hair is..."

Kawaki was interrupted by Gintoki before he could finish his sentence.

"In short, I am basically equivalent to Kagura's father on Earth. In other words, your husband..."

Kawaki did not give Gintoki a chance to finish his sentence because the waiter pushed the dining cart in. Kawaki grabbed the fruit parfait from the dining car and threw it on Gintoki's face.

"Gintoki! Your favourite fruit parfait is here!"

"What are you doing" Gintoki got up and shouted, "You wasted a good fruit parfait! Hey, waiter, give me three more pieces of the same fruit parfait."

"I know you," Kouka smiled, "I've read all the letters Kagura wrote, Gin-chan, right?"

"Ah? When did Kagura write a letter?" Gintoki was flattered, "But since you know me, it is a great honor."

"By the way, there also you. It's said to be glasses covered in human skin," Kouka turned to Shinpachi and said with a smile, "But you look like a good child."

Shinpachi scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.

"Gin-san, I really can't believe that the beauty is actually Kagura-chan's mother," Shinpachi said with some emotion. At the same time, he looked at Kagura and Kawaki who were fighting for food, as well as Kouka who was sitting in the middle of the two with a smile, "She is really gentle and beautiful. Kagura-chan doesn't seem to have inherited the merits of Madam Kouka at all..."

"Ah? What did you say?" Gintoki raised his head and asked. At this time, Gintoki had just finished the last serving of parfait, and his face was full of satisfaction, "Parfait is really the best!"

"Did you not hear?"

"Of course, it is to praise Kagura's mother for being beautiful and gentle." Gintoki said casually, "Isn't this answer very obvious? Mother is so gentle and understanding, which is why children are so willful. Isn't this normal?"

At this moment, the door of the private room was pushed open.

Umibouzu rushed in with a bouquet of flowers, "Child, I'm here!"

Before he finished speaking, Kawaki had already stood up. He still gave a simple and unadorned kick, and then... Umibouzu has been kicked away again.

"It's really dangerous." Kawaki said with a sigh, "I didn't expect that perverted bald lolicon to follow us here. Fortunately, I reacted quickly!"

"That... that..." Shinpachi wanted to explain, but he was interrupted by Kagura.

"Uncle, you're so awesome!" Kagura shouted.

"That's just so-so," Kawaki closed the private room again, "Alright, the annoying flies have been driven away. Let's start eating again! Kagura-chan, our big stomach competition is not over yet! Just now, I saw you secretly eat another piece of meat when I kicked that perverted bald lolicon! How cunning!"

Just as Kawaki was about to turn around and walk towards the table, the door was opened again. To be more precise, it was directly smashed open. The entire door was broken, and fragments of wood flew towards the table. Fortunately, Kawaki reacted quickly. He grabbed the umbrella next to him and propped it up, blocking all the wood fragments.

"You stinking brat! Who are you calling a perverted bald lolicon!" Umibouzu suppressed his anger and said, "The first time was because I didn't want to lower myself to your level. This time, I have to teach you properly! I haven't seen you for twenty years..."

Kawaki dug his ears, his face was indifferent. Before Umibouzu could finish speaking, Kawaki once again knocked Umibouzu down, and he cursed while stepping on him, "Who are you? Why are you pretending to be familiar with someone? You're just a bald man! You're just a lolicon! How dare you follow me to the hotel!"

Kawaki's last kick was aimed at Umibouzu's [Weapon]. 'Success!' Kawaki thought, but Umibouzu did not give Kawaki the chance. He raised his hand to block Kawaki's foot.

"What a pity!" Kagura said.

"Hey, what's a pity? Do you really want Kawaki-san to crush your father's [Beep]?" Shinpachi retorted wildly.

"No, it's not a pity at all." Kawaki turned his head and smiled at Kagura. At the same time, he began to exert strength on his feet and stepped on Umibouzu's hand

"AH!!!"

"Do you really want me to have no descendants?!" Umibouzu sat at the dining table and said angrily, "But it is impossible for you to succeed! I have already sown the seeds! Kagura is the crystallization of my love with Kouka!"

An umbrella was accurately inserted into the wall next to Umibouzu, "Ah, there seems to be a mosquito over there~" Kawaki covered his mouth and said.

"There's nothing you can do even if you don't want to admit it! I'm your brother-in-law!" Umibouzu laughed, "I've already touched any part of Kouka's place! Kid, you don't have a chance anymore!"

"Is that so?" Kouka asked with a smile.

"Of course it's true!" Umibouzu didn't realize that Kouka was the one who said this.

Then, there was no more. Umibouzu's head was smashed into the ceiling by Kouka, leaving only his body exposed.

"Shinpachi..." Gintoki said to Shinpachi with a black face, "It's not that there are no similarities..."

"Yes, I understand..."

"Um, can you two go out and fight?" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki and Umibouzu who were about to explode.

"Sure, but I'm just afraid that this baldy won't dare." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said.

"Baldy, the baldy's shouting is endless, isn't it? Whose fault do you think it is! Whose fault is it that the goddess of hair follicle left me!" Umibouzu shouted.

"Do you want to blame me for this too? Don't you just want to escape from reality?!" Kawaki roared.

"If it's not your fault whose fault is it! It's all because of what you said 20 years ago that the goddess of hair follicles left me! It's all your fault! I take a look at my hair every day. Just watching it leave the top of my head a little bit like this, this feeling... do you understand?!" Umibouzu asked, "Kagura, do you see that? It's this guy. This guy is the culprit who made your pappy bald!"

Kagura, "..."

"I don't understand at all! What does it have to do with me?" Kawaki said, "It has nothing to do with me, ah, no, it doesn't matter anyway!"