Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 78: Some Settings That Fade Away...

"Enough, it's really boring. Let's go back, Seita." Kawaki said as he stood up.

"Ah? No, I haven't played anything yet and you want to go back. No!" Seita pouted unhappily.

"Can you also consider Naruto's mood? In short, don't be annoying. Go back to Mount Myuboku quickly." Kawaki looked at Seita speechlessly.

"What Naruto mood? What Mount Myuboku? Who do you think I am, Gamakichi?!!!!"

"Actually, I still like summoned beasts like Slugs that are both gentle and understanding. The main point is still a gentle female voice, so I can't like toads." Kawaki continued.

"Speaking of this, I prefer the third Hokage spirit beast." Kondo interrupted.

"Why? Is it the same?" Kawaki waved his hand and continued, "What is the advantage of that old monkey? It can only be turned into a stick, and then it can be extended. When I first watch Naruto, It also said that it was the strongest summoned beast. But after seeing the original body, do you understand the feeling of loss?"

"Maybe Kishimoto-sensei just made a typo," Kondo stretched out a finger and shook his head, saying solemnly, "Maybe Kishimoto-sensei originally wanted to write [the longest stick] and ended up writing it as [The strongest summoned beast]."

"Maybe that's the case." Kawaki nodded in agreement.

"Hey, can you stop talking about Naruto and summoned beasts? Can you turn the topic back? Why is the topic getting farther and farther away? Can your brain be normal?" Seita shouted, "Also, the two of you apologize to Kishimoto-sensei! Apologize to all the Naruto fans! Monkey King: Enma is already very strong, okay! Didn't he push the Kyuubi out of Konoha during its rampage?"

"Eh? Is there such a plot?" Kawaki frowned and muttered, "I don't remember that it pushed the Kyuubi out after it became a stick and stretched out or joined forces with the third generation, and according to what you said, isn't the toad boss the most powerful? He directly pressed the Kyuubi under his ass?"

"It doesn't matter what! Now it's not about this, right?" Seita shouted.

"That's true. Which summoned beast is the strongest is not mentioned in Naruto. If you want to know, you still need to hold the world's number one summoned beast martial arts tournament!" Kawaki nodded and said.

"There is no such thing! The summoned beasts are only the ninjas' companions! There is no need to compete! There is absolutely no need!"

"This setting..." After pondering for a moment, Kawaki shook his head and continued, "Before Shippuden, there were quite a few opportunities for summoned beasts to appear. For example, the ninja dogs are summoned by Kakashi when Kakashi fights Zabuza, and there's the Chunin Exam, Naruto vs Gaara, Sarutobi vs Orochimaru, and the Sannin battle when looking for Tsunade, but..."

"...Did this setting fade away after Shippuden? After the two sides met, they seldom used summoned beasts to fight directly. The setting of summoned beasts was forgotten like this until Pain appeared, Jiraiya also used summoned beast again against Pain, and even added some Sage Mode..."

Seeing that Kawaki was about to chatter on, Seita quickly stopped him, "Please stop talking, please! It was very embarrassing, okay! An uncle was talking about Naruto in the amusement park. This kind of thing was extremely shameful, okay? Also, Kishimoto-sensei must have his own thoughts! Also, if you have to draw summoned beasts in every battle, Kishimoto-sensei will have to work very hard! It will also reduce the protagonist's appearance!"

...

"Hey, they are going to ride a roller coaster!" Matsudaira reminded, "Hurry up and follow them!"

After saying that, Matsudaira, Kondo, and Toshiro followed him directly.

"I want it too!" Seita raised his hand and said.

"Go play by yourself," Kawaki said and sat down again, "I'll sleep here for a while. Come to me directly after you finish."

"Hey? Can't you play with me?"

"How long are you going to act like a spoiled child?" Kawaki said helplessly.

"Are you afraid?" Seita teased, "You don't dare to be with me because you are afraid of riding a roller coaster, right?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Kawaki glanced at Seita and continued, "Me? Afraid? Are you kidding me?"

"If you're not afraid, why don't you sit with me? I remember that you didn't sit in this when you came to the amusement park last time, right?"

"What kind of big talk are you talking about?" Kawaki stood up with a face full of indignation, "Have you ever jumped in the East African Rift Valley? Have you ever caught a bear on an Arctic glacier? Have you ever jumped with an umbrella at a height of 10,000 meters?"

Seita shook his head like a rattle drum, then said in shock, "Brother Kawaki, could it be that you..."

"Ah, I didn't either..."

"So why the hell are you talking about it!"

"Is there really no problem?" Matsudaira sat on the roller coaster seat and asked Toshiro who was beside him.

"Yes, no problem. Sogo a super sadist who pressures and teases people as a hobby." Toshiro replied.

At this time, the roller coaster sitting arrangements are: Kuriko and Shichibei in the first row, Sogo in the second row, Kawaki and Seita in the third row, Toshiro and Matsudaira in the fourth row, and the gorilla in the fifth row.

"Hurry up!" Sogo pressed the dagger against Shichibei's neck, "Hurry up and crap on your pants! If she doesn't smell poop by the time this roller coaster returns, I'll kill you."

"Uh..." Shichibei was instantly scared half to death, his dark face turning pale.

"Shichibei-sama? What happened to you?" Kuriko asked kindly, "You look terrible. If you really hate me, let's go down."

"If you dare to go down, I will kill you now!"

Sogo reminded Shichibei from behind.

"Shut up! Didn't I say I will sit with you!" Shichibei shouted at Kuriko.

"Shichi..." Before Kuriko could finish, the roller coaster had already started amidst the screams of the passengers

However, just as it started, Kawaki noticed that Sogo, who was in the front row, had flown out.

"So this is how a roller coaster ride is played?" Kawaki murmured, and at the same time, he unfastened his seat belt with Seita.

"What are you doing?!!!!" Seita was in a bad mood.

"Eh? Isn't this how you play?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. However, just as he finished speaking, Kawaki also flew out. There was still a Seita hanging on his leg.

"He, it's a bit more exciting than I thought~" Kawaki was holding on to Kondo's hair and said.

"Exciting my ass!" Seita hugged Kawaki's leg with all his might, "I'm really going to die this time! Who can save me?"

"Hey? Sogo-kun, what are you doing?" Kawaki looked at Sogo who was holding on to Toshiro's hair in front of him and asked.

"Boss, have you forgotten to fasten your seatbelt?!"

"I saw that you didn't fasten your seatbelt, so I didn't." Kawaki extended a finger and explained.

"Can you put that hand down! Hey!" Seita shouted.

"Both of your heads must have a hole in them!" Toshiro said as he extended his hand towards Sogo.

However, before Toshiro could grab Sogo, Kawaki had already grabbed Sogo's leg.

"Boss! Let me go! Let me go!... Ah!!"

Before Sogo could finish shouting, he fell down with Kawaki. At this time, Seita had already fainted from fright.

Fortunately, Kawaki had a quick reaction. He directly opened his umbrella and slowly landed on the ground.

On each of Kawaki's legs has the unconscious Seita and the unconscious Sogo.

"Look, aren't we completely fine?" Kawaki waved his hand and said.

"Ah..." Seita finally woke up, "It's true! It's so exciting! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!"

"Fine, it will be the last time." With that, Kawaki dragged the unconscious Sogo with one hand and headed for the roller coaster.

However, just as he arrived, he saw Kondo with his head lowered.

"What's wrong?" Kawaki asked curiously, "Why do I feel like... this gorilla has become taller..."

"This matter... please keep it a secret..." Kondo raised his head and said with tears streaming down his face.

Kawaki/ Seita, "..."

Toshiro, who was sitting on the bench in the amusement park, looked at Kawaki and Seita who jumped off the roller coaster again and safely landed using an umbrella. He was really speechless.

"Why did the two of them turn the roller coaster into something else? Why were there so many kids and girls lining up around him? Did they think that's a new kind of ride?"

"It looks very interesting. I also..." Sogo said and was about to get up.

"Sit down!"

"Speaking of which..." Matsudaira lowered his head and sighed, "I can't believe this. How could she still want to be with him after that? My daughter is terrifying."

"Your daughter is really terrifying," Toshiro replied.

"If you dare to tell others, I'll make your head bloom."

"Uncle, don't worry. Your daughter hasn't crapped her pants. Look," As he spoke, Toshiro looked at Kuriko, who was exchanging ice cream with Shichibei, "That guy changed his clothes, but your daughter didn't."

"Don't tell me she is walking around with it in her ass?"

"How is that possible!" Toshiro retorted. "Your daughter lied so he wouldn't feel bad."

"What?"

"Toshi, are you saying that Kuriko-chan isn't disgusted at all by him taking a crap." Kondo, who had changed his clothes on the other bench, said, "You were disgusted when I took a crap, but Kuriko-chan accepts even the worst elements of his character. Is that it?"

"Kondo-san, I'm disgusted, too," Sogo added.

"Well, it seems that she really did..." Before Toshiro could finish, he was interrupted by Sogo's voice.

"Uncle, look over there!" Sogo reminded, "Not good! They went to make a Ferris wheel! It can't be wrong, they're planning on kissing. "

"Really?!" Matsudaira exclaimed in shock.

"If it's the Ferris Wheel, they're going to kiss. It was created for kissing." Sogo added.

"K... kiss? Is that so? I didn't know before!" Kondo exclaimed in shock, "Kuriko is in danger! Let's go!"

With that, Sogo and Kondo took the lead, while Matsudaira followed behind the two of them.

Meanwhile, Toshiro, who was still standing on the spot, was deep in thought.

"Again, again! Brother Kawaki!" After landing on the ground again, Seita excitedly said to Kawaki.

"How many times has it been?" Kawaki picked his ears impatiently, "I'm a little tired..."

"The last time! I promise!"

"This is what you said, the last time! After that, go home honestly!"

As he spoke, Kawaki brought Seita to the loading point of the roller coaster.

"Ah! It's so exciting!" Seita hugged Kawaki's thigh and shouted, but just as he finished shouting, he saw a helicopter below him, "Why is there a helicopter below?"

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki and Seita had already in front of the helicopter. At this time, Kawaki discovered that there were three men holding sniper rifles in the helicopter

"All who stand in the way of love... will perish!!"

When Kawaki heard this, he subconsciously turned his head and saw Toshiro standing on the roof, holding a huge mayonnaise cannon.

"Hey! Who is preventing you from falling in love!" Kawaki cursed.

However, Toshiro did not think too much about it and directly fired. Not only Kawaki but the helicopter behind him was also shot down by this shot

Yoshiwara.

"Are the two of you involved in an explosion?" Hinowa asked with a smile.

"Almost... almost..." Kawaki scratched his head and said.

"Pro... probably..." Seita scratched his head at the same time and said