Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 558: The Beginning of Choices is Important!

At this moment, Kondo sighed softly as he watched all the participants immersed in the game in front of him, along with their variously dressed "girlfriends" by their side. "It seems like everyone's level is very high, perfectly creating girlfriends according to their tastes," Kondo remarked.

Looking towards a specific direction emitting an inexplicable aura, Kondo continued, "But, Yorozuya, your girlfriend stands out in particular."

Seeing Kawaki, with his body emitting a dark aura and carrying the already cold Okita Sougo on his back, struggling to retort, Kondo remarked, "Calling it standing out is an overstatement; it's more like standing out in horror! The chances of winning with that are close to zero!"

"Even if you say that... there's nothing I can do..." Okita Sougo, pale-faced with bloodstains still fresh at the corners of his mouth, weakly responded.

"There's nothing I can do about it. You're already dead, so please shut up; it's terrifying!" Kawaki retorted with frustration, his head complete of black lines.

"But over these few days, she has gradually become the type you like, hasn't she?" Kondo spoke again.

"Be careful behind you. I will avenge Okita Sougo," the Hijikata belonging to Kawaki's world remarked.

"Is that so?" Kawaki twitched his mouth and asked.

"I see," Kondo nodded knowingly. "So, this is what they call a 'tsundere' nowadays."

"What do you mean by tsundere?!" Kawaki pointed at Hijikata and retorted, "She's just a sick auntie and the decaying Okita Sougo! Why don't you trade your Tsukuyo with my decaying Okita?"

"No~" Tsukuyo, clinging to Kondo's chest, pouted. "I only want Kyubei~"

"That's right~" Kondo chuckled like a lecher.

"Stop pretending to be cute! You damn bastard!" Kawaki instantly became annoyed, rolling his eyes and grumbling, "Your boyfriend is also a tsundere! He even has pus oozing from his crotch!"

"You bastard! What nonsense are you spouting to Tsukuyo?" Kondo was displeased.

"Then, you! Just give me one of those two!" Kawaki turned his head and pointed at Sougo, standing in the hall, observing everything.

"Come and take them yourself!" Hijikata, still observing everything alongside Tsukuyo and Kondo, shouted with spittle flying, then looked at Tsukuyo and Hijikata on his body. "Hey, stop fooling around. What do you two want to do in a place like this?!"

"Hey, you two, come here." Kawaki chuckled lightly, beckoning to the two main heroines. "Compared to that man, I... also..."

Before Kawaki could finish, both Tsukuyo and Hijikata turned their heads away.

"Hey! Don't be so rude! You bastards!" Kawaki exploded with veins popping on his forehead and eyes wide open.

"We just want to be with our beloved~" Tsukuyo's arm was tightly wrapped around Sougo's neck, blushing softly as she spoke gently.

"Me too~" Hijikata, wrapping her legs around Sougo's waist, spoke with a red face.

"Why did you two develop such personalities here? Can't you just be normal girls instead of turning into crazy ones? What exactly about that man makes you obsessed? I don't understand!" Kawaki spat out with frustration.

Following that, Kawaki suddenly noticed Tsukuyo and Hijikata, who were identical, grinning mischievously as they followed Sougo.

"What's the deal with you two? Why are you making those faces? Did you both plan to drive Sougo away from the beginning? Stop it! One of your Otae's corpses has nothing to do with me! It's the idiot's fault! Why is it only me getting this treatment? Shouldn't it be like this with the idiot instead?" Kawaki ranted, his frustration evident.

Suddenly, Kawaki noticed Tsukuyo and Hijikata grinning mischievously behind Sougo, and he realized their scheme had succeeded.

"What's with you two? Why are you making those expressions? Did you plan to drive Sougo away from the start? Cut it out! What does that man have that makes you both obsessed? I can't understand it at all!" Kawaki exclaimed, exasperated.

Then, Kawaki rushed forward, grabbed Sougo by the collar, widened his eyes, and gritted his teeth, "Hey! Call your Hijikata back immediately! Right now! I don't need that kind of thing!"

"You're strange, aren't you? I helped you according to your request." Sougo retorted with a strange expression, slightly annoyed.

"I don't recall making such a request!" Kawaki said bitterly.

"Congratulations, I wish you eternal happiness," Sougo said sincerely.

"Do you want to fight?! You bastard!"

"Hey, hey, are they going to fight..." A participant nearby looked worriedly at Kawaki and Sougo.

Just as Kawaki and Sougo were about to start a fight, two swords pointed at their foreheads simultaneously, separating them.

"Stop it! This isn't a place to envy others' love but to flaunt your own!"

Seeing the girl in front of them wearing a pink yukata, with black twin tails and holding swords pointed at Kawaki and Sougo, heads bowed, both Kondo, Kawaki, and Sougo showed expressions of disbelief.

"You... you're!" Sougo was shocked.

"Could it be...!" Kondo was equally shocked.

"Kyuubei..."

As Kawaki spoke, the "Kyuubei" in front of them raised her head and sheathed her sword simultaneously.

Seeing the face of "Kyuubei" revealed, Kawaki, Sougo, and Kondo all cried out in frustration, "Who is this?!!"

"It's Kyuubei, created based on Kyuubei," Kawaki twitched his mouth and commented with black lines at the corner of his eyes.

At that moment, a voice came from behind the crowd.

"Young master—!"

Instantly, "Kyuubei" turned around, waved her hand, and ran towards Toujou, calling out, "Little Step Step~."

Toujou, who had already bent down, opened his arms and waited; he directly embraced the running "Kyuubei" into his arms, showing a satisfied expression.

"Really, where did you go~" "Kyuubei" spoke in a very timid tone while gently rubbing Toujou's head.

"Because~" pouted like a baby, pouting even more than "Kyuubei," "The young master let go of my hand, so I got lost~"

Just as he finished speaking, Toujou suddenly noticed something, turned his head, and saw Kawaki, Sougo, and Kondo staring at him.

"You, you, you..." Toujou instantly stood up, blocking "Kyuubei" in front of him, and asked the three of them incoherently, "What are you doing here?!"

"No, those are our lines," Kawaki silently replied, then pointed to the "Kyuubei" peeking out behind Toujou, "Hey, is that your... Kyuubei-sama?"

"No, how could it be!" Toujou forced himself to remain calm.

"No, it is Kyuubei, isn't it? Although she's a complete failure, she's the miserable monster you created in imitation of Kyuubei, right?"

"I told you it's not!" Toujou retorted forcefully. "I would never have such impure feelings for the young master..."

"You should say that you've always had impure feelings, right? Nakedly impure and disgusting feelings, right..." Sougo deadpanned.

"Hey! I'll sue you for defamation! Mr. Sougo!" Toujou protested.

"That's right, I'm not Little Step Step's girlfriend~" "Kyuubei" pouted. "I'm Little Step Step's mother~"

"Hehe... I see..." Kawaki chuckled with a twitch at the corner of his eyes.

"Hey! Don't say that!" Toujou reminded hastily, but as soon as he finished speaking, he fell to the ground.

Seeing "Kyuubei" changing Toujou's diaper with satisfaction and Toujou passively accepting it, Kawaki spoke again, "Although you usually take care of Kyuubei, your inner feelings are like this, full of spoiledness."

"That's not true!" Toujou argued, but his face, filled with satisfaction and even a bit smug, betrayed him, and his voice gradually weakened. "It's just a casual play that led to having this kind of girlfriend..."