Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 53: Keep Quiet in Public! Don’t Cause Trouble to Others! (Sakamoto Tatsuma Appears!)

"Hey, is this really Brother Kawaki?"

Seita looked at the small piece of paper in his hand and began to doubt his life.

"He said it himself," Tsukuyo said as she leaned against the door.

"I couldn't tell at all. Brother Kawaki was so cute when he was a child..." Seita couldn't find any words to describe it. At the same time, he thought of Kawaki who was now squatting at home, "The gap is too big!"

"You're right," Hinowa said as she took the card over, "Planet Heiwa? I don't seem to have any impression."

"It seems to be a planet that was destroyed in the war," Tsukuyo said, "It is very far from Earth..."

"I see," Hinowa replied with a smile. Then, she continued to look at the photo on the ID Card.

"Hey, what are you guys looking at?" Kawaki's voice suddenly sounded, giving the three of them a fright.

The next moment, Kawaki saw the ID Card in Hinowa's hand. He smiled and walked over. He took the ID Card back and looked at it then said disdainfully, "I thought it was something. What's there to look at?"

"Eh? Brother Kawaki doesn't care about his own home?" Seita was puzzled.

"Not at all," Kawaki answered without thinking.

"Eh Who doesn't care about their own home? You must be lying!" Seita retorted.

"Don't compare me with a brat like you..." Kawaki turned around and was about to leave.

"Not frank at all. If you miss home, just say you want to." Seita muttered.

"I heard it, you stinking brat." Kawaki's voice rang out, and at the same time, a hawthorn hit Seita's head, "Don't talk about adults casually."

"It hurts! It hurts!" Seita said as he rubbed his head.

Tsukuyo stood where she was, deep in thought. However, Hinowa's focus was not on that. Instead, she thought of the photo of Kawaki when he was a child on the ID Card. If she looked at it carefully, Kawaki's eyes seemed to be looking in a direction. It was as if he had seen something that he liked. That was why he was smiling so happily.

...

"Huh? Space Travel?" Kawaki mumbled while lying on the roof, "What's so good about that place? It's dark everywhere,"

"It's Seita who wants to see it," Tsukuyo explained.

"Huh?" Seita was caught off guard.

"It's you again?" Kawaki was a little helpless, "Isn't it nice to play games at home? How much energy do you have to run around all day?"

"Anyway, the tickets have been bought, so let's go and see it," Seita replied.

"Why don't you just bring your mother and Tsukuyo along? I'm not interested at all." Kawaki yawned and said.

"Cut the crap. Let's go!" Tsukuyo shouted and dragged Kawaki down from the roof.

At the same time, Seita and Tsukuyo exchanged glances, as if saying [Mission completed.]

On the spaceship, Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya trio in front of him with a gloomy face, "Why? Why can we meet them in this place?"

"Kawaki-san, it's actually Kagura-chan who won the first prize in the shopping street, three free places for [Space Journey]." Shinpachi turned around and said.

"Ah, I see," Kawaki glanced at Kagura and Gintoki who were eating and drinking free food on the spacecraft, not knowing what to say.

"If I knew they were coming, I wouldn't have come." Kawaki sighed.

"What are you talking about Kawaki-san? Can you entrust my safety to such an unreliable guy?" Seita pouted and said.

"Boys, as long as you reach the age where you can urinate standing up, you should be able to learn to be responsible for your own life!" Kawaki retorted.

"Hey! There's no such thing! It's all made up by you!" Seita said angrily.

"Sigh, forget it. I'll take a nap first. Call me when the ship returns to Earth." As he spoke, Kawaki stretched and leaned back against the chair.

"You look so harmless when you're asleep." Seita looked at Kawaki who was snoring. However, he turned to look at Tsukuyo next to him and said excitedly, "Sister Tsukuyo, change seats with me. I want to be at the window!"

"Sure." After saying that, Tsukuyo changed seats with Seita.

Seita leaned against the window and looked at the scenery. His little face was full of excitement.

Although Kawaki and The Yorozuya trio are together, the styles were completely different. On Kawaki's side, one was sleeping, one was thinking about something, and the other was looking out the window with excitement. As for the Yorozuya trio, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and Kagura who was wolfing down the food, and did not know what to say.

"What did you say? Kagura," Gintoki asked as he ate, "Sadaharu was kidnapped by a strange person?"

"That's right-aru. I don't have the mood to enjoy the journey at all," Kagura replied as she ate. At the same time, she reached out to signal the air stewardess not far away [One more beef and fish].

"If you just listen to me and leave it with the old lady," Gintoki said, reaching out to signal the air stewardess not far away, [Give me some strawberry milk]

"You don't cherish this rare trip," Gintoki complained as he ate.

"You should also cherish your own character!" Shinpachi retorted from the side.

"But only leaving Sadaharu at home, how pitiful is it?" Kagura retorted, "Does Gin-chan not care about Sadaharu at all?"

"Don't make a fuss when you're out," Gintoki replied, "This is really disappointing. Do you want to go home now? Ah?"

However, at this moment, the broadcast sounded, "Dear passengers, please look to the left. That is the Earth that is known as the most beautiful planet in the entire solar system. It is the Earth that raised us."

"Oh, so beautiful!" Kagura leaned against the window and sighed.

"Really." Gintoki also looked out the window and echoed.

But at this moment, Gintoki heard a familiar voice

"Sister Tsukuyo, Brother Kawaki, look!" Seita shouted excitedly.

"Hey, why are you here?" It was only then that Gintoki finally noticed Kawaki's group of three behind him.

"They've always been here, alright? Your minds are completely immersed in food, alright?" Shinpachi complained.

"Really?" Gintoki was puzzled, but he continued to look out the window the next moment. He ignored it and sighed, "It feels like little troubles are no longer important~"

"It can really wash people's souls~" Kagura replied.

"The two of you are completely enjoying the journey!" Shinpachi complained crazily, "What are you washing! There are some stains that must be kept in your heart!"

"Good grief!" Shinpachi sat down again, but at this time, a gun was already on Shinpachi's forehead. Just as Shinpachi turned around, he saw a masked bun man.

"Don't move," The masked bun man said.

At the same time, Shinpachi discovered that many armed masked robbers had appeared in the entire cabin.

"A hijacker! It's a hijacker!" A woman shouted in panic.

"What are you shouting for! Shut up!" A robber shouted, then turned around and shouted to all the passengers in the cabin, "This spaceship has been hijacked by our revolutionary force, [Moe Fighting Spirit]! We will demand a ransom for your release from Bakufu!! How dare you indulge yourselves on a leisurely trip through space. The very least you can do is give up your money and contribute to our action fund! Those bastards or paupers who don't pay are all ready to see King of Hell!"

"Gin-san, bad news, Gin-san!" Shinpachi shouted in a low voice.

However, at this time, both Gintoki and Kagura were focused on the scenery outside the window.

"Kawaki-san, Miss Tsukuyo!" Seeing this situation, Shinpachi hurriedly shouted behind him.

However, at this time, Kawaki was still sleeping soundly. Tsukuyo, Seita, Gintoki, and Kagura were in the same state

"If I die, I really want to be buried in the universe." Gintoki sighed, "Then I will feel like I have become a star."

"Yes, I will definitely become a star!" Kagura replied.

"At best, it will only become space trash," Tsukuyo replied with disdain.

"What did you say" Gintoki was immediately unhappy.

"Hey! You guys are about to turn into stars!" Shinpachi could not help but shout.

However, at this time, the robber pointed his gun at Gintoki and Kagura, "What are you guys doing?! Didn't you hear what I said?!"

At the same time, another robber walked over and pointed his gun at Tsukuyo and Seita.

At this moment, Kawaki finally woke up. To be precise, he should have been woken up by the noise, "It's so noisy! Is this your first time going out for a stroll? Didn't your mother teach you to keep quiet in public?!"

As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and instantly unloaded the guns of the two robbers closest to him. At the same time, Tsukuyo, Gintoki, and Kagura moved. Facing these people, the robbers had no strength to resist at all. In the blink of an eye, they were knocked down.

"So powerful!" The passengers applauded excitedly.

However, just as everyone thought that they were out of danger, a robber rushed in from outside the door with a gun.

"What a joke! Go to hell!" The robber said and was about to shoot, but at this moment, the robber was knocked down by the door that was knocked open again.

"I really want to vomit..." Sakamoto Tatsuma rubbed his chest and walked out. At the same time, Sadaharu was still biting Sakamoto's head on his back, "When I woke up, I forgot about it, and I started drinking again..."

"Ahahaha! Eh? What's going on? Did something happen?" Sakamoto looked at all the passengers who were looking at him and asked curiously.

"Sadaharu! You bastard!" Kagura shouted first and after saying that, Kagura rushed forward.

Sakamoto adjusted his glasses and before he could react, Kagura had already arrived and kicked Sakamoto away.

"Return Sadaharu to me!"

Kawaki and Gintoki walked forward. Looking at Sakamoto who was lying on the ground, they muttered at the same time, "This guy..."

"Do the two of you know him?" Shinpachi asked from behind.