Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 49: When a Woman Gets Serious With You, She Won’t Let Go!

At this time, Kawaki, Yorozuya, and the girl with light purple hair were sitting on the sofa together. No one said anything.

"This... Who is this..." Finally, Gintoki spoke. Gintoki asked at the same time while eating.

"Didn't you bring her back?" Kawaki could not help but shout, "There are so many hotels outside, do you have to bring them back home?! Shinpachi and Kagura-chan are not at that age yet!"

"Yesterday..." Gintoki thought hard and said, "No, I only remember going out for a drink..."

"You've even done it in a ninja costume, why are you pretending! Do you still want to talk about the details in front of the children?! You bastard!" Kawaki roared again.

"You should know when to stop joking. How could I do that kind of thing?" Gintoki retorted, but then his tone changed, "In comparison, I prefer the nurse outfit!"

"Really..." Shinpachi stared at Gintoki and said.

"Shinpachi, a man should take advantage of the time when he is young to play-aru. Otherwise, when he becomes a dirty old man, he will either be cheated by the young woman or become obsessed with weird fetishes. This is what Mommy told me-aru." Kagura said and picked up the last string of candied haws on the plate on the table.

But it was still not as fast as Gintoki's hand speed, "This... this is the fragrance! It is this fragrance that awakened me!"

Gintoki took a bite as he spoke, "What is this sweet revolution It's too touching!"

"What are you touched for! Is this time to talk about this" Kawaki roared, "Remember to open a room outside next time!" At the same time, Kawaki's expression changed. He smiled at Kagura and said, "Kagura-chan, if there is a chance, introduce your father to me."

"Yes, but what is there to know about that bald old man?" Kagura said as she fought for the candied haws in Gintoki's hand.

"Oh, he is really bald..." Kawaki muttered softly.

"Eh?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Nothing, hahaha!" Kawaki hurriedly said.

Finally, Gintoki finished the last hawthorn. Kagura was defeated.

"I said, I really can't remember anything. Did I do something strange?" Gintoki asked Sacchan who was stirring natto beside him.

"No, you didn't do anything," Ayame replied.

"That's good... I thought I had done something wrong while I was drunk..." Gintoki felt a little lucky just now, but when he heard what Ayame said next, he felt bad all over.

"There is no right or wrong between husband and wife. No matter how crazy your desire is, I will satisfy you." Ayame said as he approached Gintoki, "Look, dear. Look how sticky the natto has become. Say aah~."

As she spoke, Ayame extended her chopsticks towards Gintoki's eyes.

"Ah, that's not my mouth!" Gintoki reminded, "They say the eyes are as expressive as the mouth, but that's not my mouth. Also, what did you say about [husband and wife]!"

"You will be responsible, right? You have already done that kind of thing..." Ayame put down her chopsticks and lowered her head at the same time.

"What's that? I didn't do anything at all." Gintoki retorted.

"What are you talking about? It's clearly already like this natto..." As Ayame spoke, she also extended her chopsticks to her eyes, "It hurts..."

"Didn't I say it already? It's not a mouth over there!" Gintoki replied. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki and the other two on the sofa.

At this time, Kawaki was covering Kagura's ears. It should be said that he covered Kagura's ears the first time Ayame spoke.

"Gin-san, there's nothing we can do about it. Just admit it." Shinpachi crossed his arms and said helplessly.

"Compared to love, it is easier to get used to getting married," Kagura said at the same time as she pushed Kawaki's hand away.

"Hey, Kagura, please introduce to me your bald father..." Kawaki smiled again.

"Why? Learning how to go bald? " Kagura asked curiously.

"Why are you saying this?" Gintoki shouted, "Gin-san, who belongs to everyone, is going to be tied to death by such a natto girl! Are you kidding me? You want to take advantage of me when I can't remember anything!"

As he said that, Gintoki turned to look at Ayame, "Int the first place, we don't even know each other's name, isn't it a bit..."

However, at this time, Ayame was holding Sadaharu's head by the side and pretending to be shy, "You act as if you don't know. But our bodies know."

"Don't say such disgusting words!" Gintoki replied, "And, that's not me, okay?"

"If your eyes are bad, then obediently put on your glasses! This one fell off!" Shinpachi picked up the glasses that had fallen to the ground and said.

"That's it. My name is Sacchan. Please make me happy for life, my husband." Ayame knelt on the ground and said solemnly.

"Likewise." Shinpachi stood up and said politely, "Please take be care of us, too."

"I want to eat fish more than meat. Please-aru!" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"I say, the two of you accepted it too quickly!" Gintoki roared, "Kawaki, you believe me, right? You absolutely believe me! Are you doubting me by not saying anything over there? What are you thinking?"

Kawaki, who had been hit by Q, finally raised his head, "Well, in fact, I'm thinking what to do, and what to do when the child is born, what to do when the child is his first birthday, what to do if it's a twin, or what to do to do if triplets..."

"Hey!" Gintoki asked, "Isn't that a little too early?"

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with getting married. At the very least, you can learn what is called responsibility. Don't you think so, Kagura-chan and Shinpachi?" Kawaki looked at Kagura and Shinpachi and said.

"That's true. I'm going to inform my sisters and the others." Shinpachi said as he picked up his phone and prepared to call his family.

"Hey! That's enough!" Gintoki was completely speechless.

"Don't worry! Gintoki, if you are worried that you don't have the money to hold the wedding, I can lend it to you for the time being," Kawaki said casually.

"Huh? Really? How much can I borrow?" Gintoki asked.

"Hey! That's enough!" Shinpachi shouted.

Looking at the people who began to quarrel, a hint of slyness flashed in Ayame's eyes. At the same time, she thought to herself, 'I'll lay low here for a while to throw off my pursuers.'

In fact, things have to start from last night. Sarutobi Ayame, hereinafter referred to as Sacchan, was originally a ninja of the Oniwabanshuu. After retiring, she became a freelance killer.

Just yesterday, during the mission, she was chased by the enemy. When she escaped to Gintoki's roof, she stepped on the roof and fell down. She fell into Gintoki's room and fainted on the spot. That was the scene that Kawaki and Shinpachi saw in the morning

Looking at Sacchan who was pretending to be a housewife and cleaning up with a vacuum cleaner, Kawaki and Gintoki were speechless.

"She seems to really plan to stay here. What should we do, Gin-san?" Shinpachi couldn't help but ask.

"A real woman is more sticky than pork bone stewed noodle soup," Kagura continued.

"It looks like you really lost this time. You met such a serious woman." Kawaki couldn't help but say.

"Hey! What right do you have to say this!" Gintoki shouted, "The woman you abandoned can even circle around the earth three times!"

"Don't talk nonsense, Gintoki!" Kawaki has immediately become unhappy.

"I'm talking nonsense? Should we call Zura and Sakamoto over to confront each other?" Gintoki retorted.

"Call them then! Who is afraid of who!" Kawaki was not to be outdone.

"The two of you, be quiet!" Shinpachi smacked his head.

"Hmph!" Gintoki snorted and stood up. At the same time, he said, "Seriously, at this time, I can only rely on sugar to calm down..."

After saying that, Gintoki walked to the refrigerator. However, when he opened the refrigerator door, Gintoki was stunned. "Where is my pudding?! Where is the pudding I put here Kawaki! It's you, right? You ate my pudding, right?"

"I have no interest in that kind of thing at all," Kawaki said disdainfully.

'He listens to what I say with no problem. Men are such stupid creatures.' Seeing this scene, Sacchan was smug in her heart, 'All I have to do now is play the cute obedient, young wife.'

"Is that you?" Gintoki asked Shinpachi and Kagura.

However, the two of them shook their heads.

"Speaking of which, I saw it when I put the candied haws in the morning..." Shinpachi suddenly said.

"Candied haws?! So the sweet revolution was called candied haws" Gintoki was shocked, "Where is it sold?! Where is it sold?!"

"Be quiet. This is the location of the shop." Kawaki said as he took out a small piece of paper, "The shop owner said that he wanted me to help him advertise it."

As if he had found a treasure, Gintoki held the small piece of paper and looked at it for a long time.

Seeing that he didn't want to come over and ask her where the pudding went, Sacchan couldn't help but remind him, "That... I know where the pudding is."

"Ah? Really?" Gintoki rushed to Sacchan, "Do you know where the pudding in the refrigerator is?"

"Oh come on! And I tried to hide it, too~" Sacchan made a surprised expression, "Guess I have no choice. You glutton~"

Hearing this, Kawaki and the other two almost vomited.

"Ha? Didn't you say you know? What are you acting here for?" Gintoki asked.

"What day is it today?" Sacchan said again.

"Eh? What day is it? Garbage day? Has Pudding's shelf life passed?"

Sacchan snorted in disappointment, "Seriously, have you forgotten? It's the anniversary of the day we spent together!"

Kawaki and the other two vomited again.

"We just met today, okay?" Gintoki was speechless. "Also, compared to when you first appeared, why do you seem to have changed..."

"Look! A commemorative Natto pudding!" As she spoke, Sacchan took out a pudding full of natto from behind...