Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 484: It’s Better Not to Force Yourself!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 484 It's Better Not to Force Yourself!

As for Kawaki, he kept repeating the process of picking up - tearing - eating - vomiting with his head down and face expressionless the entire time.

On the side, Kagura selectively ignored the two of them, because... they both looked quite disgusting. However, compared to Kawaki's self-abuse, Shinpachi's behavior was even more disgusting in Kagura's eyes.

On the boxing ring, Douman turned around and looked at the bald and bearded man behind him outside the ropes, who looked more like a hotel chef than an Onmyoji.

"I'll let someone else warm you up. Soan, show them a thing or two.

As soon as Douman finished speaking, he was kicked in the face by Gintoki, who was flying over and roaring.

After a scream, Douman was kicked to the ground.

[Oh! Team Ketsuno has launched the first attack!] Looking at Gintoki, who was eagerly walking towards the fallen Douman, the host started to explain.

Before Douman could react, Gintoki had already arrived in front of him. Riding on Douman, he punched him in the face again and again.

"Wait... Too soon! Ah!" Douman said while being beaten, "I haven't summoned my Shikigami... Ah!"

"I'll beat the crap out of you before you can use your funny magic!" Gintoki shouted, "You wimps can't beat me in a physical brawl!"

"Douman-sama! Touch! Touch! Quick, touch me!" Soan, who was outside the boxing ring, stretched out his right hand toward Douman, who was still receiving heavy punches from Gintoki.

Seeing this, Douman hurriedly stretched out his hand in the direction behind him.

However, just when Douman was full of joy and thought that he could finally escape, a ruthless foot heavily trampled Douman's hand to the ground and made him unable to move.

"Ah——!!" Douman screamed in pain.

It was Gedoumaru! Gedoumaru, who was paired with Gintoki!

"Oops, I accidentally stepped on poop."

[Wow! Gedoumaru isn't letting Douman escape!]

At this time, Gintoki stood up from the body of Douman who had lost the ability to resist. Then, Gedoumaru picked Douman up and turn pointed his ass to Gintoki.

Looking at a certain part of Douman's back, Gintoki's face darkened and he said coldly, "Hey you... I hear you're Ana Ketsuno's ex-husband. If you're her ex-husband, that means..."

"You've done this and that..." Gintoki put his hands together and clasped his fingers tightly as he spoke, leaving only his index fingers pointing upward.

Gintoki's eyes unconsciously glowed red, and then he fiercely poked his index finger into Douman's ass.

"And all kinds of weather phenomena with her! Is that it? Huh?"

"Ah——!" Douman screamed again.

All kinds of thunderstorm warnings?!" Gintoki pulled out his finger and used the One Thousand Years of Death again.

"Oh——!!"

"All kinds of flood warnings?!" As I shouted, Gintoki used the One Thousand Years of Death once again.

"Woo——!!"

After three One Thousand Years of Death, Douman fell to the ground.

"Gintoki-sama, now is your chance." Gedoumaru timely reminded, and at the same time pulled out the huge club behind her.

"Right on! Time to finish this!" Gintoki, who was carrying Douman on his shoulder, stood on the corner pillar and pointed at Gedoumaru. Then, he jumped up forcefully and aimed Douman's ass at the club in Gedoumaru's hand. At the same time, he shouted, "Ketsuno Secret Technique: Ass Bomber!!"

Bang!

Douman, who was still in the air, heavily hit the top of the club in Gedoumaru's hand with his ass. This time Doman couldn't even scream.

[An explosive deadly attack!] The host exclaimed.

"Woo..." Douman opened his mouth wide, and could only let out a painful groan from his throat.

"This time, Contestant Douman's defeat is certain..."

As soon as the host finished speaking, Douman, who was in Gintoki's arms, suddenly turned into an illusion and disappeared.

"Eh? Disappeared..." Before he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly fell rapidly downwards as his support disappeared.

With a bang, Gintoki screamed, becoming the second victim of ass bomber after Douman!

Below the stage, Seimei and Kagura instantly became expressionless.

After landing, Gintoki held his buttocks and rolled on the boxing ring in pain.

"Ah, sorry, Gintoki-sama." Gedoumaru raised her hand and casually said.

"Heh..." Douman snorted, "A bunch of idiots, did you fall under my spell?"

Standing on the boxing pillar, Douman opened the fan in his hand and sneered at Gintoki, "Can't you tell? You were fighting a mere illusion I created! I haven't moved a single step from this spot. You can't even touch me, much less hurt me."

"Erm..." Off to the side, seeing the blood constantly flowing down from Douman's ass, Soan couldn't help but remind him, "Douman-sama, something is dripping from your ass..."

"It's not what you think," The corner of Douman's eyes twitched unconsciously, and he explained, "This is just chronic hemorrhoids."

Everyone present, "..."

"It is true!" Douman quickly argued, "What's with that look? Ah! Okay, fine! I'll show you then! I'll show you my perfect hemorrhoids as proof!"

[Contestant Douman used an illusion, but he appears to have suffered severe damage to his anus.] The host explained the reason ruthlessly.

"Finish them off while I put some medicine on my ass," Douman reminded and high-fived Soan, "The enemy is on its last legs. Finish off the small fry and draw Seimei out."

With that, Douman walked off the stage.

"I summoned you! Bontenmaru!" Soan took out a paper doll that could summon a Shikigami and shouted.

As soon as Soan finished speaking, a red-skinned Shikigami wearing armor and holding a huge samurai sword appeared behind him.

Seeing this, Gedoumaru reminded Gintoki, who was still rolling on the ground, "Gintoki-sama, please get yourself together. You're going to be killed if you don't do something. Anything I can do?""

Gintoki adjusted his posture and knelt on the ground, still trembling. His hands were still tightly covering his lower part.

"M-My balls... A hernia..." Gintoki's voice trembled as he painfully said, "Push them back... Back down to their original throne..."

As he spoke, Gintoki directly laid down, "Back down... please..."

Gedoumaru came to Gintoki's side and crouched down, saying, "This is not the time for you making jokes. Will hitting your back work?"

After saying that, Gedoumaru reached out her hand and gently knocked on Gintoki's waist.

"That's right... that's right, please, hurry..."

Hearing this, Gedoumaru directly stood up, pulled out the club from her back, raised it high, and then smashed it heavily on Gintoki's waist without hesitation.

"Come back!"

Boom!!!

After a loud noise, everyone present showed no expression on their faces. Of course, apart from Shinpachi, who had his Pandemonium-san snatched away. At this time, Shinpachi had obviously lost his mind. While shouting, he continued to shake Kawaki's shoulders.

Of course, no matter who saw their girlfriend being torn into two halves by the people around them and stuffed into their mouths and then turned into a mosaic after chowing and vomiting it, they would all be like Shinpachi.

"How is the situation?"

After turning the last Pandemonium into mosaic vomit, Kawaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and came to Kagura's side. Looking at the scene on the stage, he asked Kagura who was at the side.

"I don't know, but Gin-chan's balls don't seem to be in a good state," Kagura replied with an expressionless face.

'Although it's a bit stupid, it's really a good method...' Seimei glanced at Kawaki and thought at the same time.

"How about you, Little Uncle? Did you remember anything-aru?" Kagura turned to look at Kawaki beside her, "And where did Shinpachi go?"

"No, I'm still missing the last bit." Kawaki shrugged, "As for Shinpachi. He is burying his first kiss partner outside."

At this time, on the stage, Gintoki struggled to get up and scolded, "How far were you trying to push it back down to?!

"Well, I had to deliver an equivalent shock, right?" Gedoumaru replied indifferently.

"You were going to push my life before you pushed back my balls..." Gintoki knelt on the ground and rubbed his lower back, his face full of pain as he said, "Are you trying to beat me to death?"

Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly felt something. He raised his head and let out a puzzled voice, "Huh? Hold on a second. Isn't this..."

Gintoki looked at his lower body with cold sweat dripping down, "Rather than pushing back my balls..."

As he spoke, two mosaic gold balls rolled out from the bottom of Gintoki's pants.

"... my balls are rolling around down the floor! "

"Well, should I retort this?" Kawaki twitched the corner of his eyes and pointed at Gintoki on the stage. He looked at Kagura and said, "This should be retorted, right? No matter how you look at it, this thing should be retorted, right?"

"Little uncle, you don't have to force yourself to retort-aru." Kagura patted Kawaki on the shoulder and said seriously.

"What should we do about this?" Gintoki looked at the two mosaic gold balls under his feet. He held his head and shouted a little crazily, "Put them back! Hurry up and put them back!"

"I'm busy now," Gedoumaru, who was exchanging blows with Bontenmaru, said without turning her head, "Seimei, requesting backup."

"Tsk, there's no other way." After saying that, Seimei closed his eyes and raised his left index finger and middle finger.

Then, everyone found that the two mosaic gold balls on the ground suddenly emitted a golden light and flew into Gintoki's clothes, returning to their throne.

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