Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 479: The Rules Are Detrimental to Our Side? Who Cares! We Just Follow Our Own Rules

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 479 The Rules Are Detrimental to Our Side? Who Cares! We Just Follow Our Own Rules

"Ahahaha! To show you my strength!" Looking at Seimei, who was held in the air and unable to breathe, Douman's expression gradually turned ferocious, "I will destroy your pride so you can die in despair! Seimei, ever since that day, I have lived solely for the sake of revenge against you siblings! Focused only on the moment when I would tear the two of you apart, as I sharpened my claws in the darkness! And that time has finally come! The long weather war will finally end..."

Before Douman could finish his sentence, the huge club in Gedoumaru's hand had already cut off the dark red ominous spell that locked Seimei.

Seimie, who had been freed from the shackles, did a backflip and landed firmly on the ground. He covered his throat and coughed several times before he gradually recovered. Then, he turned around and looked behind him.

"Who are you!" Douman shouted in the direction of the door.

"Hey! Walk faster, Shikigami!" Kagura in Ketsuno clan Onmyoji's uniform, urged behind her.

"How...How did this happen..." Shinpachi, wearing a black skintight suit, two antennae on his head, a thin tail behind him, and holding a giant fork in his hand followed behind Kagura while sobbing.

"Ah! Sorry about being late!" Gintoki, who was also wearing Ketsuno clan Onmyoji's uniform, stopped and deliberately shouted at the arena, "Is this where the world martial arts tournament is being held?!"

"Gintoki, we made a mistake, this should be the venue for the Chuunin Hunter Holy Grail War Exam." Kawaki, who was following behind, reminded him, "Didn't you say that you have to be able to summon a Shikigami before you can participate? In other words, you have to learn the summoning technique or summon a servant or something, right?"

"Then, please answer..." As he spoke, Kawaki had already arrived at the arena and stood beside Douman. Then, he turned to look at the crowd below him, "What is seventeen times seventeen equals..."

"That's equal to..." Gintoki snapped his fingers and muttered for two seconds before he realized what was happening and yelled with his veins popping, "That's not right! Why did the question change to this kind of question in the middle? No matter how you think about it, it should be asking about the hand seals order in the summoning technique hand seals!"

"Alright, Contestant Gintoki from the Ketsuno clan got zero points in the first match and was eliminated," Kawaki said lazily.

"Why have you become the head proctor?!" Gintoki shouted unhappily.

"Contestant Douman, it's your turn. What is three times three equal to?" Kawaki turned to look at Douman.

"You bastard..." Douman gritted his teeth and looked at Kawaki with hatred.

"It seems that you don't know either," Kawaki shook his head, and there was a hint of hatred in his words, "Then, Contestant Douman also failed in his first match. I declare that the first match was a draw----"

"Why did you decide that the first match was a math question?" Douman shouted unhappily.

"Are you looking down on mathematics?!" Kawaki said righteously, "Do you know how bad I felt when Hinowa forced me to tutor Seita on mathematics last night? Can Onmyoji look down on mathematics?! Or is it that your victory or defeat did not take into account the written test at all? No way, right? You are obviously the only clan of Onmyojis in the world. You know, even the chunin exams have a written test, do you really not have one?"

"That...That kind of thing does not matter at all!" Douman retorted.

"Then! Please listen to the questions!" Kawaki cleared his throat, "It is known that Ketsuno Seimei has placed a total of 27 Shikigami in a certain area in Edo. Among them, there are two-legged bird species and four-legged animal species. Then, what..."

"Do you think you can trouble me, Dauman, with the simple question of a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage?" Douman snorted disdainfully, but the next second he turned away and clapped his fingers with sweat on his face.

"...What style and color of panties does Ketsuno Crystel wear today?"

"Pink panties with a bunny printed on them!" Seimei raised his hand and answered without hesitation.

"Hey, where are all your shikigami arranged?" Gintoki retorted expressionlessly, "Speaking of which, are you really protecting Edo? You siscon!"

"It can't be!" Douman shouted angrily, "Why is the question like this?!"

"In short, Contestant Seimei will gain one point and Contestant Douman will deduct one point," Kawaki announced again.

"There is no such rule in the first place!" Douman gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Don't be angry. I'm just helping you ease the depressing atmosphere." Kawaki shrugged, "And I think since it is a matter of victory or defeat, it must be considered comprehensively, so it is more fair to add a written test, right?"

"I don't need it at all!" Douman shouted angrily.

"You actually don't need it or are you afraid?" Kawaki said with a look of disdain.

"Onmyoji doesn't need that kind of thing!"

"Is it because you don't have that kind of thing in your head, right?" Kawaki waved his hand with a face full of disdain. Then he shook his head and sighed, "What a pathetic man! He doesn't even dare to face his own weaknesses. People who don't even dare to take the written test still call themselves Onmyojis. It really makes people laugh~"

"Who... who doesn't dare to face it?!" Douman shouted, then turned to one of his subordinates behind him and ordered, "Hey, you, add a written test! Just the nine-nine multiplication table! Go call the accountant in the clan responsible for daily food and clothing expenses to participate in the competition!"

"Anyway, I've got the first match settled for you." Kawaki waved to Gintoki and the others, "You can work on yourselves later. By the way, you guys should be good at math, right?"

"Big brother, I'll leave the first match to you!" Gintoki patted Seimei on the shoulder and said with a serious face.

"Yes, siscon. I'll leave the first nine-nine multiplication table match to you-aru." Kagura also nodded with a serious face and said, "You must work hard!"

"Seimei-san, the first match is all up to you. I don't remember very clearly some of the formulas for seven." Shinpachi smiled awkwardly.

"You... you guys!" Seimei, who had finally reacted, stared blankly at Gintoki and the others. After being stunned for a while, he shouted in a somewhat frantic manner, "What did you even come here for?! You didn't even know the simplest nine-nine multiplication table?!"

"No! Big brother! I just don't remember the sevens very clearly."Gintoki shook his head and replied seriously.

"Who is your big brother!"

"That's just cold. I, Sakata Gintoki, am destined to marry into the Ketsuno clan." Gintoki chuckled and replied, "So if my family's in trouble, I'm obviously going to come to cheer for my bro-bro's first written test."

"Who are you calling bro-bro? I don't recall choosing you to be Crystel's husband!" Seimei reprimanded, "Go back quickly! Those who can't even memorize the nine-nine multiplication table, leave!"

"What if I only spend a week memorizing the nine-nine multiplication table, you'll get me as your in-law. How's that?" Gintoki pointed at himself and smiled easily.

"How can there be such a reward! And it takes a week to memorize the nine-nine multiplication table. Your brain is already hopeless! Hurry up and go back! I'll give you off to Demon King Piccolo or Krillin!"

"Don't be so stubborn," Kagura put his hand on Seimei's shoulder, showing a scheming look on her face, "She's already divorced once. And this guy has kids, so it's a perfect match-aru."

"You also plan on coming?!"

"Don't worry. There won't be any complaints as long as we get the inheritance-aru." Kagura spread her hands and explained casually, "We're willing to call anyone our Okaasan."

"Your kids have a real nasty streak!!"

"Hey, we won't pay a penny for the settlement fee," Kawaki, who had arrived at some unknown time, patted Seimei on the shoulder and reminded him, "But please send me a gift of 10 billion yen in return."

"Be fair! By the way, what role do you play? Father?!"

"Yeah yeah, I'll leave my son to your sister." Kawaki bowed politely, "In-law."

"Who is your in-law!" Seimei shouted in a bad mood. Then, he looked at Gedoumaru and ordered, "Gedoumaru, Take these people out of here! Do you believe that people without magic can possibly survive this fight?!"

"Seimei-sama," Gedoumaru turned around and explained unhurriedly, "It's true that these people cannot use magic. They cannot use divination or call Shikigami. They don't have the power to stop this rain. But they know how to bring back Lady Crystel's smile. I can promise you that."

"Hey, don't count me in." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and reminded expressionlessly. Then, he said to Seimie, "Also, if possible, please believe in them, even though their group is only Kagura and etc., but one thing is certain. Although they didn't know the rules of the Onmyoji competition, these guys were the best at changing the boring rules into their own rules. Then, under their own rules, they will not give in so easily."

"Hey, why did me and Shinpachi become etc.? Gintoki retorted with a face full of contempt.

"Huh, I thought that there was no one left in the Ketsuno clan to fight." Douman snorted a few times, then looked at Gintoki and the others below the stage, "Very well. You may join Seimei... No, join Crystel in the depths of hell!"

As he said that, Douman raised his hands and shouted loudly, "The final battle of the weather war! The Shikigami 3v3 Mystic Death Match begins!!"

Just as Douman finished speaking, the crowds of spectators in the surrounding stands cheered.