Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 463: It Is Actually Common Practice to Collect Golden Balls to Awaken the Shenlong That Makes Wishes Come True.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 463 It Is Actually Common Practice to Collect Golden Balls to Awaken the Shenlong That Makes Wishes Come True.

"Looks like this embassy really has a big problem~" Kawaki chuckled and knocked out the last Planet Catnip people in front of everyone. Then, he looked at the group who were charging over with heavy weapons in their hands, "There are so many armed forces. It looks like they are protecting something. Is it someone?"

"I really caught a treasure." Katsura said with a relaxed smile, "I don't know if it's luck or misfortune, but I did catch a treasure."

"This is really bad..." Kondo's expression turned serious, "It's up to us to deal with these people..."

"Zura, gorilla." Kawaki said as he walked up to the two of them, "You go."

"But..."

"Leave it to him. Let's go." Katsura interrupted, "It's his home ground now."

"...Yoshiwara, don't die! " After a moment of silence, Kondo finally said this.

...

After Kondo and Katsura left, Kawaki slightly twisted his neck and moved his shoulders at the same time. Then, he raised his head and glanced at the group of people who had surrounded him.

"Die? Just these guys?" Kawaki smiled gently, and then the whole cat's aura changed instantly. He said coldly, "Domestic cats, although they are also domestic cats, I am different from you who are kept in captivity. I... am loose breed!"

After saying that, Kawaki instantly disappeared from where he was.

"It... disappeared"

"Where is it?!"

"Hurry up and find it..."

The entire corridor became quiet again, and after a few seconds, the sound of dozens of bodies falling to the ground came.

"Tsk, it's boring." Kawaki turned his face away and spat lightly. He did not even look back at the Planet Catnip people who had fainted behind him.

"Then...only those annoying rats are left..."

...

On the other side, Dobunezumi Group's Kurogoma Katsuo stood between the person in charge of the Planet Catnip Embassy and his subordinates, looking at the rows and rows of cages that held all the stray cats in front of him.

"Well, that's all," Katsuo said, "Kabukicho's stray cats are basically all captured."

"Thank you very much for your assistance."

The person in charge of the embassy thanked him and turned to look at an old cat with white hair and purple Buddhist beads around his neck.

"How is it? Is there any material you like?" The person in charge of the embassy asked respectfully.

"Bro, who is that geezer?" A lackey at the side asked Katsuo in a low voice.

"Idiot! Don't talk nonsense," Katsuo warned in a low voice, "Do you want to be made into a canned cat food and eaten?"

The scar-faced lackey looked at Katsuo, a little puzzled.

"It's a king, that's the cat king!" Katsuo explained in a low voice with a solemn expression.

"Huh?!" the lackey said in surprise, "That geezer is actually the King of Planet Catnip?!"

"Idiot! Your voice is too loud!" Katsuo directly slapped the back of this lackey's head and reprimanded him in a bad mood.

"Why? Why is he in this kind of place?" The lackey rubbed the back of his head and asked Katsuo in a low voice, "A king actually came to Edo. This is big news! I have never heard of this information at all!"

"Nonsense, there must be a reason why he sneaked here." Katsuo closed his eyes and spat.

"The reason why others cannot know..." As he spoke, the lackey looked at the cat king standing in front of the group of stray cats.

"Meow! (Everyone, hello!)" The king spoke.

What was a little strange was that the king's cry came with simultaneous interpretation by a female voice, but he was a king after all, so it was normal to have some privileges.

"What is going on with this old cat?"

"Can he not speak our words?"

All the stray cats looked at the Cat King in surprise.

"Meow! (This is the first time we meet, all the cats on Earth.)" The Cat King spoke again, "Meow(I'm sorry for disturbing everyone's rest. I'm really sorry to gather everyone here. Actually, I have something to ask everyone for help.)"

"Hey, he's pretty talkative for someone who looks the quiet type." A stray cat said in a low voice.

"Meow (We may come from different planets, but we belong to the same race, which is why I hope you'll be willing to help.)" The cat king continued unhurriedly, "Meow (I am actually a king of a certain planet.) Meow. (I have grown old without producing any children.) Mew~ (And I must say that my wife is a dead fish in bed. Of course, I love fish, at least the edible kind. I mean, I'm a cat.)"

..............

"Hey! That geezer's spillin' everything to total strangers!" A stray cat couldn't help but retort.

"Meow~ (She won't budge or make a sound, no matter what I do. Practically copulationless. I've become a master at going solo. And I'm used to a curved faucet, so normal s*x completely fails to... ]

"Hey! We don't want to hear this! Why do we have to listen to an old geezer's sexual preferences?!" A stray cat complained with all its might.

"Meow(I took a new wife, but by that time, I could no longer get it up.)" The Cat King continued, "Meow(My nation is currently in an uproar over succession.)"

"Hey! Is this so-called pie falling from the sky?"

All the stray cats looked at each other and whispered to each other.

"Although I've heard before that the soul needs to be removed or something."

"Is this old man trying to find an heir among us?"

However, at this time, the Cat King spoke again and interrupted the stray cats' fantasy.

"Meow! (Could you all please give me your balls?)"

"Stop joking!"

"Why did the topic suddenly change to this?!"

The group of stray cats were agitated, and they roared angrily with all their might.

"Meow(There is an ancient legend on our planet.)" The Cat King closed his eyes and slowly continued, "Nagasi(When the legendary "Golden Balls" are assembled...) Meowes (Shenlong will be awakened from its slumber on the earth...) Meowlos (Will you assist in awakening...)"

The Cat King opened his eyes and stared at the stray cats in front of him with a pair of turbid eyes that were so dirty that his eyeballs could not be seen. Even the whites of his eyes were pure black, "Meow~(My slumbering Shenlong?)"

"That king," Katsuo on the side explained to his lackey in a low voice, "Plans on extracting cat balls to produce the potent aphrodisiac Catnip Omega!"

"What bullshit Shenlong! You sick geezer!"

"What kind of joke is this? Why do we have to give up our balls to awaken your withered Shenlong!"

However, the cat king did not react at all. He turned around and slowly walked toward the automatic door. After the automatic door opened, the stray cats discovered that there was a control room inside the automatic door.

"Meow~(Your Golden Balls, brimming with virility, are the ideal ingredient.)" The Cat King came to the operating table and pressed a button, "Meow~(But this isn't enough.) Meow! (Your Golden Balls can shine brighter.)"

At the same time, the cages of the stray cats slowly leaned back, and the walls behind the cages were opened. When the stray cats reacted, all of them landed on the floor and gathered in the same room.

"This is..."

Before the stray cats could recover, the iron gate on the side of the room slowly rose with a click.

"Meow? (Do you know when seeds have the greatest survivability? It isn't when you find a DVD-p*rn that perfectly matches your tastes. Nor is it when you encounter a ravishing female cat..."

This time, the Cat King did not wait for the translator to finish speaking. Instead, he could not wait to use his voice to complete the last sentence. "...When you are on the verge of death!"

The group of stray cats looked at the monster with two giant horns on its head and a fierce expression like a lion. They unconsciously took a few steps back.

"When faced with absolute death and filled with fear," the cat king stood in front of the control room, looking at the confined space through the glass window, and shouted to the stray cats through the microphone, "In order to leave a descendant in this world, the golden ball will shine brightly!"

"No...No way..."

"Is that geezer...planning on..."

"Now, tremble in fear! You are currently faced with imminent death!" The cat king opened his hands and said excitedly, "Come on! Let your golden ball shine! Concentrate your energy! Don't worry! Even if you die, I won't let your golden ball go to waste!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the big lion-like monster roared and rushed straight toward the group of stray cats. The stray cats could only run toward the direction of the wall behind them.

However, the distance between the walls would eventually come to an end. Moreover, the lion was much faster than the stay cat.

Just as a stray cat was about to be crushed into a bloody paste by the lion's raised claws, the lion suddenly raised its head and wailed, stopping its movements.

That stray cat also avoided a disaster because of this.

At this time, the group of stray cats discovered that Houichi was biting at the back of the lion.

The lion that was bitten until its flesh and blood flew everywhere roared. It swung its tail and knocked Houichi to the ground, landing right in front of the group of stray cats...