Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 461: Even Tom Had a Few Stray Cat Friends!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 461 Even Tom Had a Few Stray Cat Friends!

"He doesn't take us seriously at all..."

"Why... why didn't he resist?"

"Don't... Don't be afraid! Beat him up now!"

Looking at the group of stray cats that were about to pounce at Houichi with their sharp teeth and claws exposed, Gintoki did not think much and rushed over.

"Wait! Gintoki!" Noticing something, Katsura hurriedly spoke up to stop him.

At the same time, the group of stray cats and Houichi also noticed something. Gintoki, who had not rushed forward, also stopped in his tracks.

A large net fell down, catching Houichi and the group of stray cats in one fell swoop. As for Gintoki, he stopped in his tracks a second before the net landed and escaped.

"Hehehe..." Dobunezumi Group's Kurogoma Katsuo held a toothpick in his mouth and raised a hand to the two lackeys holding one end of the net before him and shouted excitedly, "What a great harvest! Although I don't know what is going on, but... it's a great harvest! Capture all of them back!"

"This is bad! The commotion is too big and humans have detected it!"

The group of stray cats struggled with all their might, but there was nothing they could do. However, at this moment, Houichi stretched out his claws and tore a corner of the net.

"What are you guys still doing?! Run!" Houichi shouted at the group of confused stray cats in front of him.

As soon as he finished speaking, Houichi was tied up with ropes around his body, neck, and limbs by several lackeys from the Dobunezumi Group. His body was bound in place, unable to move.

"Houichi!" Gintoki shouted.

Houichi did not intend to give up. Instead, he gritted his teeth and struggled to take a step forward.

However, a large net fell down again and enveloped Houichi...

...

It was already dawn. Kagura pinched the back of Kawaki's neck with one hand and carried him. They stepped into Otose's Snack House together.

"Tsukki, I brought it back-aru." Kagura walked forward and handed Kawaki to Tsukuyo, who was smoking in front of the counter. At the same time, she sat down beside Tsukuyo.

"Ah, this is the reward." As Tsukuyo received Kawaki with one hand, she took out an envelope with the other hand and placed it on the table, pushing it toward Kagura.

Then, Tsukuyo got up and stuffed Kawaki into a specially reinforced cage that had been prepared on the floor.

"That, Miss Tsukuyo..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "In any case, isn't this cage a little too much? Even tigers and lions don't need such cages..."

"No, for this cat, this cage is perfect." After locking the cage, Tsukuyo sat down at the counter again.

Shinpachi curled his lips in embarrassment and also sat down. He smiled and said, "But that's true. It's better to be locked up in a cage recently because it's not safe up there. If you are accidentally caught as a stray cat, you won't be able to come back."

Tsukuyo glanced at Shinpachi indifferently.

"This time, Dobunezumi Group was secretly involved in the capture plan of Kabukicho's stray cat." Shinpachi lowered his head and explained to himself, "They used the excuse of [Stray cats need to be captured and neutered to prevent them from reproducing] to ask the neighborhood association of the caught stray cats. They even went to the streets pretending to be members of the neighborhood association to capture stray cats and they then sold them to the Planet Catnip Embassy. After that, none of the cats caught by them came back..."

'As expected...' Listening to this, Kawaki thought of the cat catchers that he saw under the shrine floor that day, 'I always feel that something is wrong. It's actually those guys...'

On the counter, Otose gently blew out a smoke ring and closed her eyes, "Sure enough, I felt a little strange. It was the same last night. They were shouting about catching cats. I heard that many wild cats were caught. This street has really become a lot cleaner."

"Otose, we just want to reduce the number of stray cats that cause trouble," Shinpachi said with a little disappointment and head lower, "I participated in the project to make this street more suitable for people and domestic cats to live in, but I don't think it's beautiful at all when the street becomes like this where even a single stray cat is hard to see."

Hearing this, Kagura stood up with her hands on the table and said excitedly, "Beat them-aru! Enter the embassy and rescue the stray cats! Maybe Gin-chan and Little Uncle are also involved in those guys' conspiracy!"

"Forget it. The other party is an embassy. If you take action casually, it's not a joke." Otose lightly reminded.

"But..."

"Don't worry," Otose interrupted Kagura and continued, "Do you think that the stray cats living in this town until now will be completely extinguished because of this small matter? Don't do unnecessary things, this is their territory. Cats also have "cat benevolence", and... "

As she spoke, Otose glanced at the cage on the ground with a hole that appeared at some point and the small open gap in the shop door.

"When?!" Shinpachi looked at the empty cage on the ground with a surprised expression, "It ran away again?!"

Looking at the clean cut on the cage, Tsukuyo finally reacted. She reached into her sleeves to count the number of kunai hidden in the cuffs.

'One less...' Tsukuyo was slightly shocked, 'Was it when Kagura handed it to me?'

"Kagura-chan! Hurry up, now is not the time for it to run around on the streets!" Shinpachi quickly stood up and said to Kagura and Tsukuyo, "If it is caught, it will be terrible! Also, Miss Tsukuyo, leave it to us!"

"No need," Tsukuyo gently puffed out a smoke and said, "I think he just went to play with his friends. He should come back when the time is right. Even domestic cats will definitely have some good stray cat friends."

"Eh?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"There's no need. I'm going back. See you later." As she spoke, Tsukuyo got up and slowly walked toward the door.

...

"Hey, what are you two idiot stray cats and the orangutan in heat doing?" Kawaki looked at the two cats and one gorilla on the wall in front of him and asked casually, "What's wrong? Did you go to this embassy to beg for food? What a pitiful stray cat~"

"Aren you domestic cat the same?" Gintoki snorted and replied without looking back.

"Don't compare me with you." After saying that, Kawaki jumped and landed firmly on the wall, "I just wanted to find a [friend] to play with after I was full. It doesn't matter whether it is a wool ball or any ball. After all, being a domestic cat is really lonely."

"Have you... really thought it through?" Gintoki's expression became a little serious. He looked ahead and said, "If you want to go back on your words, take this opportunity. Even if you do this, your body will not recover, and you may die as a cat. Didn't Houichi say that? [I'll leave the rest to you.] If we... If everyone dies, who will finish what Houichi left behind?"

"So didn't I just say that? It doesn't matter." Kawaki said indifferently, "Besides, I'm a domestic cat. Things like boss cat don't fit me, so it doesn't matter."

"I am gorilla," Kondo, who was hugging the telephone pole, took over, "It's impossible to become a boss cat in the first place, so there's no need to abide by that agreement."

"Although I am a little sorry for Houichi-dono..." Katsura follows, "But I don't plan to live as a cat, nor do I plan to die as a cat. I want to live as a samurai and die as a samurai. This has nothing to do with being a cat or a gorilla, but fighting for a friend! This is samurai."

"You're wrong, Zura." Kawaki corrected him calmly, "Not only samurai will fight for their friend, but it should also be said that humans... No, all creatures with hearts in their bodies in the world will fight for their friend. It has nothing to do with being a samurai."

"You still have no good impression of samurai at all like before~" Katsura shook his head and chuckled, "But... well, forget it. You are right. Even if we are not samurai, the result will not change at all. We will stand here."

"Is that so..." Gintoki looked straight ahead and slowly said, "Houichi, I will accept Kabukicho's throne for today! So far, you have gambled everything you have to protect it! We can also bet everything to protect you to the end!"

"Kabukicho boss cat, join forces. Let's go!" 4

After shouting, the three cats and one gorilla simultaneously jumped into the wall.

And then...

The three cats and one gorilla steadily fell into the trap laid on the ground.

...

Two people dressed in kimonos slowly walked in the corridor of the embassy with a cage cart. The three cats and one gorilla in the cage were expressionless.

"It seems that they stepped into a trap. But how did they escape?" A Planet Catnip member looked doubtfully at the companion who was pulling the cage cart with him.

"Why is there a gorilla? Have we ever caught a gorilla?" Another Planet Catnip member asked in confusion.

"A... successful battle," Gintoki said.

"Yes, yes. This way, we will be able to successfully enter the enemy's territory," Katsura replied.

"Indeed, it is a good battle plan." Kawaki nodded and said.

"That's... that's right. It's exactly the same as the plan we agreed on in advance." Kondo spread his hands and agreed. Then, he lowered his head and looked at Kawaki and the other two cats who were sitting in front of him, "What should we do next? What is the next step of the plan?"

As soon as he said this, the four cats lowered their head at the same time and fell silent.

"Help!" Kondo cried, clutching the cage, "I'm a gorilla, not a cat! It has nothing to do with me! No! I don't want to die with these idiots!"

"I'm a domestic cat!" Kawaki shouted outside the cage, "I'm not a stray cat! It has nothing to do with me! Who can save me---? A domestic cat and a stray cat are two different creatures! I just escaped from a cage and then I was locked in another cage! No! Save me!"

"Quiet down!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "You two said it so beautifully just now, and you betrayed us after only a few shots! Aren't you embarrassed? Bastard!"

"The moment we fell into the trap after saying beautiful words, all of us were already embarrassed!" Kondo retorted indignantly.

"What! It's not embarrassing at all!" Gintoki argued angrily, "It's the same as the plan! There's no panic at all!"

"This is bad." Kawaki was sweating profusely as he searched his body for something, "Where's the kunai? Where's the kunai stolen from Tsukki's cuff? Which 4D pocket was in it? This is bad, this is really bad! "

"It's all your fault!" Gintoki pointed at Kawaki, "The second part of the battle plan is to use your kunai! It's all your fault for losing the kunai!"

"Shut up! When did we make that kind of thing?!" Kawaki retorted angrily.

"No, it was already formulated before you came," Gintoki asked, "Right? Gorilla, the second step is to use this idiot's kunai, right?"

"That's right, I remember it was indeed like this." Kondo nodded, "So it was all your fault. Yoshiwara's, you have to take full responsibility!"