Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 445: Qualified Subordinates Must Know How to Wipe Their Boss’s Ass!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 445 Qualified Subordinates Must Know How to Wipe Their Boss's Ass!

Sogo gently glanced at the sword that was only two centimeters away from his neck...

By the time Tendo reacted, Sogo had already cut the rope that tied them into pieces.

Kagura stood up and bent down to carry Kirie on her back, "Is this what you meant when you said some things must be protected, even if you have to get your hands dirty?"

"Are you an idiot?" Sogo casually replied, "My anal sphincters aren't weak like Kondo-san's. Like I'm going to crap my pants at this age."

After saying that, Sogo and Kagura turned around at the same time and fled with all their might without looking back.

"They ran away!" After a while, Tendo shouted with veins popping out, "Chase! Chase them! We absolutely can't let them run..."

Before he finished speaking, Tendo once again lowered his head and vomited, _(`)blarg(h)...

Ronin A, "It's too slippery to move forward..._(`)blarg(h)..."

Ronin B, "Damn it! Don't let them run..._(`)blarg(h)..."

Ronin C, "_(`)blarg(h)..."

Ronin DEFG...Z, "_(`)blarg(h)..."

...

At this time, Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Kamiyama also arrived in front of this abandoned building.

"What to do? What to do?!" Kamiyama shouted in panic, "They said that if I call for help, Captain Okita will die! They want to kill everyone related to the Rokkaku Incident!"

"If he dies, won't you be able to avenge him without any qualms?" Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "He will definitely be very happy if he knows. Maybe he will appear every night and meet you in your dreams."

As he said that, Kawaki put his hands into the kimono pocket and walked forward lazily.

Seeing this, Tsukuyo got up and followed him without hesitation.

"Don't joke at a time like this!" Kamiyama hugged his head and shouted a little crazily, "Stop! I just said that if I bring companions over, the captain..."

"Who is your companion?" Kawaki sneered and replied without looking back, "I just want to see if my lovely niece is injured. It has nothing to do with that stinky brat. If that stinky brat causes my lovely niece to be injured, that Joui... Joui... Joui Failure Faction won't need to do that. I will kill him personally. Don't worry."

"What you said makes me even more nervous!" Kamiyama clutched his chest and shouted, "And it's Joui Sokai Faction! Not the Joui Failure Faction!"

"It doesn't matter," Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "In short, it's just that it didn't succeed. It's almost the same as failure in starting a business. But what are you going to do, Tsukki? It doesn't seem to be your problem, right?"

"No, after all, there is a potential member of Hyakka here." Tsukuyo retorted softly, "As the leader, it's natural to protect your subordinates."

"Tsukki, she hasn't said that she wants to join Hyakka yet," Kawaki reminded in a low voice, "Moreover, that kind of little girl looks useless."

"Shut up," Tsukuyo glanced at Kawaki indifferently and replied, "I already said she is a potential team member."

"You two..."

"Hurry up," Kawaki raised his hand and waved, "Didn't you say earlier that the two of you could trust each other and give your butts to each other? Then hurry up and keep up. After a while, that stinking brat's butt will be so dirty that it can't be scraped clean with a sword."

"Hey...Hey!" After responding, Kamiyama hurriedly ran after them, "Please don't worry! Even if it was to the point where it couldn't be scraped clean with a sword, I would still use an awl to slowly remove the stubborn stains on the captain's butt! "

...

On the other side, Sogo and Kagura, who was carrying Kirie on her back, were running for their lives. However, there were too many people behind the two of them. A total of ten people chased after the two of them.

Seeing that they were about to be caught up, Sogo instantly stopped and turned back to charge at the enemy. He killed several enemies who were charging at the front, catching them off guard which resulted in him killing several more enemies.

Seeing this, Kagura also braked and stopped. She turned around and roared. At the same time, she jumped up and kicked one enemy several meters away.

Looking at the several ronins who were smashed to the ground by this enemy, and the rest of the ronins who were forced to stop, Sogo shouted, "Run!"

Kagura turned around without the slightest hesitation and once again ran with all her might. Sogo was the same.

"Don't let them run! Quickly chase them!" After a ronin shouted, he once again led the remaining ronins to continue chasing after them.

"She actually got mixed up with these troublesome fellows. This little brat," Sogo turned around and looked at the ronins who were chasing closely behind them.

"This is bad. The three of us can't run away from them-aru!" Kagura said, panting, "If this goes on, we will be completely wiped out! There is no other way. We'll leave this place to you-aru! While we are running away, you should divert the attention of the enemy!"

"What the hell is this?"

"Women and children will only be a burden-aru!" Kagura turned her head to look at Sogo, who did not slow down at all, and reminded him, "Hurry up! Hurry up and be the bait!"

"Don't use your advantage as a woman and a child when you are in a favorable situation!" Sogo turned his face sideways and argued.

However, right at this moment, a gunshot suddenly rang out from a tall building not far behind Kagura.

Bang!

Immediately after, Kagura and Sogo heard the sound of a bullet landing behind them. At the same time, the footsteps of the group of ronins also stopped.

"None of the Jouishishi I know would shoot innocent children and women." When Kawaki put away the umbrella, he squinted his eyes and said with a smile. Then he instantly raised the umbrella and fired in the direction of the building where the gun was fired.

Boom!!!

"Little uncle!" Kagura stopped and turned around to look at Kawaki who was behind her and shouted in surprise.

"Boss..." Sogo stopped and turned to look at Kawaki in disbelief, "W-Why?"

"Don't be mistaken, Sogo-kun." Kawaki said without looking back, "I just came to see if my lovely niece is injured. But now it seems that you have put her in a very dangerous situation."

"No, this has nothing to do with me." Sogo raised his hand and retorted, "It's just that she is mentally ill."

"Who are you?" The leader shouted at Kawaki.

"I'm just a little uncle who is worried that his lovely niece can't find her way home," Kawaki said with a smile, "It has nothing to do with that kid over there. So, can I bring those two girls back?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Everyone, attack!"

"Maybe your ears have some problems, so I will ask again..." As he spoke, Kawaki's aura instantly changed. Although he was still smiling, an invisible thing suddenly erupted from his body, "Can I take those two little girls away?"

The ronins were all stunned on the spot. Not only were their bodies trembling, but even the swords in their hands were trembling. Some of the more timid ones were directly paralyzed on the ground. No one dared to make a sound, and no one dared to take a step forward.

Looking at the trembling sword in his hand, Sogo's expression became a little serious. At the same time, he thought to himself, 'What kind of monster is this? Is this murderous intent? No, no, it's just pure hostility...Hostility alone can make them...no, make my body feel fear...As expected of that person...'

"Don't... Don't joke around!" A trembling voice came from behind the group of ronins. It was Tendo, "It's... it's just one person! Everyone, attack!"

"So it's like that..." Kawaki gently curled the corners of his mouth and opened his eyes at the same time, "Then I don't have to hold back anymore..."

As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and walked toward the group of ronins. His footsteps were neither fast nor slow, and they were very orderly. In contrast to this kind of footsteps, the killing intent that was constantly rising from Kawaki's body was spreading out.

None of the ronins could make any movement or make any sound under this pressure, including Tendo who had just made a sound.

'This...Has it changed to killing intent this time?' Sogo's hands trembled more and more, 'How many people do you have to kill to reach this level...?'

When Kawaki came to the group of ronins, he suddenly stopped and put his umbrella back into his waist.

Some ronin at this moment suddenly felt that the killing intent that had just suppressed them to the point that they did not dare to breathe, disperse. All of them opened their mouths wide, covered their necks, and breathed heavily.

"Come on! Take advantage of him when he lets his guard down!" Tendo, who was lying on the ground, shouted.

However, the ronins realized that at this time the swords and guns in their hands were all broken...

'So fast!' Sogo was shocked, 'When did this happen...Is this the boss's real strength?!'

"That... what was your name again? Kami... no, Assyama! It's your turn!" Kawaki shouted.

"Yes! Coming!" After responding, Kamiyama instantly arrived behind the group of ronins, and in the blink of an eye, the pants of one ronin after another were taken off.

"Mr. Kawaki! Ms. Tsukuyo! It's your turn!" After doing all this, Kamiyama shouted, "Use your sharp weapons to stab into the enemy's ass!"

"Ass your head!" Kawaki kicked Kamiyama over and scolded him in a bad mood, "What are you thinking in your head? Did I ask you to take off their pants?!"

"Because you called me ass, I thought you made some ass plan." Kamiyama stood up and answered seriously.

"Hey, what's wrong with this guy's head?" Kawaki pointed at Kamiyama and looked at Sogo behind him, "Why is there only ass in his brain? What did you do to him?"